Junior Taskmaster Season 1 Episode 3
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00:00Right let's go
00:11Can you take this to my head?
00:15Cool plus cool
00:20That was quite pathetic don't you think?
00:30Hello and welcome to Junior Taskmaster. My name is Rose Matafeo, former child, current adult woman and the aforementioned Junior Taskmaster.
00:45Wait does that make the Taskmaster my father? Am I a Nepo baby? I'll never tell.
00:52Now if this is the first time you're watching the show that would be weird because we are a couple of episodes in but here's the long and short of it.
00:58Over the course of this series 25 children will be battling through five heats and two semis in the hope of reaching the grand final and getting their mitts on theirs.
01:09Yeah just what every kid wants for their room.
01:12Now in yea old Taskmaster tradition tonight's winner will take home all of the hopefully fabulous prize tasks.
01:19However the contestants who come first and second will both win a spot in the semifinals.
01:24Right let's meet tonight's contestants shall we?
01:27Please welcome Abrima!
01:30Finley!
01:33George!
01:35Liana!
01:37And Shania!
01:41It is of course time to introduce my assistant.
01:44Now this job is not easy.
01:45We knew we had to go through a rigorous auditioning process to find the right person.
01:50He had to be one of the most brightest minds in the country with a razor sharp wit.
01:54The chiselled body of an elite athlete.
01:57Yeah?
01:58We unfortunately ran out of time to do any of that and ended up putting an ad in the newspaper and he was the first to answer.
02:03It's Mike Wozniak!
02:08Hello!
02:10Thank you Rose.
02:13Ultimately this is a show about the dangers of electricity pylons.
02:17So remember kids, if you're climbing an electricity pylon and you find a wasp's nest the size of a medicine ball,
02:23don't disturb it with a handheld lit firework or a junior chainsaw, just call 0800 Wasp Beef and we'll explain to you why you shouldn't be climbing the pylon in the first place.
02:33Sound advice there from Mike who is the father of several real children.
02:38Now it is time for Mike to reveal tonight's prize task.
02:42Well Rose, the prize category this week is the most surprising item from your house.
02:48Perhaps like Rose they have 26 disco balls in their downstairs toilet.
02:52Perhaps it's something simpler like a letter confirming that grandma has finally been granted parole.
02:56Either way.
02:58Either way not only will the winner of this episode be through to the semi-finals,
03:01they will also be able to take home five of the most surprising items from a house in the world.
03:06Right.
03:07I'm going to start with a primer.
03:09What is your most surprising item?
03:11I have brought in myself.
03:13What?
03:14But a cardboard cut out because I like to jump out on people.
03:17LAUGHTER
03:19Wow.
03:23Who'd you surprise?
03:24Well I used to jump out on my mum but her room is near the stairs so I'm not allowed to do it anymore.
03:31LAUGHTER
03:33Incredible.
03:34I think that's a very, very strong staff.
03:35It's very strong indeed.
03:36Thank you O'Brien.
03:37OK.
03:38Next up I'm going to ask Finlay, what is the most surprising item in your house?
03:42A feather from a hawk.
03:44Jeez.
03:45There it is.
03:46I went to this pumpkin picking place and I held the hawk.
03:49It's called Bolt.
03:51Very big.
03:52Very heavy.
03:53They should be dealing with pumpkins, not hawks.
03:55They've licensed for both pumpkins and hawks.
03:57Yeah.
03:58Hawk care.
03:59Bit weird.
04:00Yeah.
04:01OK, so why do you think this is the most surprising item?
04:03I found this in a house.
04:04I don't think most people in an average household would have a feather from a 300 pound hawk.
04:10I'm not clap that.
04:12All right.
04:13We've got big hawk in the room tonight.
04:16All right.
04:17I'm impressed.
04:18I don't know if I'm surprised.
04:20George, what have you got for me?
04:22Um, well, I have brought a 15-year-old belly button.
04:26Oh.
04:33There are so many questions to ask you.
04:35Let's start with, um, are you OK?
04:38No, um, whose belly button is this?
04:41It's actually my teenage brother.
04:44Like a belly button is the absence of something, you know?
04:47You would say belly button rather than umbilical cord.
04:49Umbilical cord?
04:50It hasn't got an innie or an outie.
04:51He's got a gonnie now.
04:52Is that all it is?
04:53LAUGHTER
04:54I think it is a proper belly button.
04:55OK.
04:56It looks like it's seen better days.
04:58Um, well, it is 15 years old and it's human flesh.
05:03Um, human flesh, if you didn't know, rots.
05:08So that's why it looks like that.
05:09OK.
05:10Honestly, yeah, pretty surprised by that.
05:13I'd upgrade that to rather shocked.
05:16OK, Liana.
05:17I'd bring a Cardi B hat.
05:19You'd bring a Cardi B hat.
05:20Cardi B hat?
05:21There it is.
05:22LAUGHTER
05:23My mum decided to fight for it because I've been singing it for ages.
05:27What do you love about Cardi B?
05:29I love how she can sing words really fast.
05:31She can say words really fast.
05:32She can say words really fast.
05:33And we won't go into what kind of words she does say really fast.
05:35LAUGHTER
05:36What would be your, your rapper name?
05:38Lil Orange.
05:39LAUGHTER
05:40That's great, right?
05:41Immediately.
05:42Lil Orange, that's really good.
05:43Lil Orange, nice.
05:44Lil Orange, nice.
05:45Liliana, I'm, I'm thinking of getting into rap.
05:48Are you?
05:49What, what would my rap name be?
05:52He wouldn't be in a rap.
05:53LAUGHTER
05:54APPLAUSE
05:55Alright, so, we have one more prize task to hear from, and it is.
06:07Shania.
06:08I have brought in a snake skin.
06:10Whoa.
06:11So, me and my dad were going for a bike ride in the woods,
06:15and then we stopped for a rest and we found a snake skin just lying around on the floor.
06:19OK, rather terrifying.
06:21LAUGHTER
06:22I took it home, and I showed my mum, and she got so scared of it,
06:26she threw it in the attic.
06:28LAUGHTER
06:29Are there snakes, and I didn't, I moved here because there weren't snakes.
06:32LAUGHTER
06:33So, I'm scared now, I'm from New Zealand.
06:34The most terrifying we've got is the adder, right?
06:36But I don't think an adder can, can really nobble you too.
06:40LAUGHTER
06:41This is absolutely not the sort of thing that should be put out as facts.
06:45LAUGHTER
06:46How big are adders? They're quite small.
06:48I'm, this is all made up, adders are that big.
06:50LAUGHTER
06:51And they're only really troublesome if they're airborne.
06:55LAUGHTER
06:56And, um...
06:57OK, well, I think it is high time I doled out some points for this.
07:00So, Finlay.
07:01LAUGHTER
07:02You've got the steely stare of someone who's going to pluck a feather out of me.
07:05LAUGHTER
07:06But I am going to give one point to the hawk feather because I'm not that surprised by that.
07:11Liana, Cardi B hat, I wouldn't be necessarily surprised to see that in your house.
07:15Shania, I'm going to give you three points for the snakeskin.
07:18It's very, very close between George and Abrima, but I think I'm going to go four points for George and five points to Abrima's Kabul Cutout.
07:25OK.
07:26Very surprising.
07:27APPLAUSE
07:28OK.
07:29It's time for the first task of the night, and I would like to hear what it was.
07:35Neck.
07:36LAUGHTER
07:37That was good. Thank you for the smile there.
07:39Very good.
07:40Words are weapons.
07:41Children are the future.
07:42Put them together and you should have some sort of plasma gun with a limerick setting.
07:46Or a very sharp noun.
07:48Let's find out.
08:02Finlay.
08:03Hello.
08:05Hello, George.
08:06Yeah?
08:07Salute.
08:08There she is.
08:09Hello.
08:10Hello, Shania.
08:13That does not look safe.
08:14No.
08:15No, it doesn't, does it?
08:16No.
08:17Feeling chipper?
08:18Very.
08:19Good.
08:20Can I open this?
08:21I'd be delighted if you would.
08:25Say 15 very different words in 30 seconds, then open the next task.
08:32What next task?
08:34OK.
08:35Um...
08:36Beans.
08:39Egg.
08:42Flour.
08:44Peanut or pear.
08:45Apple.
08:46Fruit.
08:47Leaf.
08:48Camera.
08:49Phone.
08:50School.
08:52Rabbit.
08:53Potato.
08:55Camera.
08:56Red.
08:57Red.
08:59School.
09:00Roars.
09:01Paper.
09:02Words.
09:04Binoculars.
09:05Watch.
09:07Compass.
09:08Flower.
09:10Foam.
09:11Cat.
09:12Dog.
09:13Spray.
09:14Wall.
09:15Plastic.
09:16Bathroom.
09:17Stump.
09:18Glasses.
09:19Feet.
09:20Shoes.
09:21Sweet.
09:22Sugar.
09:23Pizza.
09:24Tomato.
09:25White.
09:26People.
09:27Death.
09:28Er...
09:29Er...
09:30Er...
09:31Er...
09:32Er...
09:33Er...
09:34Er...
09:35Um...
09:36Dream.
09:37Room.
09:38Pencil.
09:39Rubber.
09:40House.
09:41Oh...
09:42Lens.
09:43Blue.
09:44Pink.
09:45Chainsaw.
09:46Table.
09:47Movie.
09:48Chicken.
09:49Red.
09:50Weight.
09:51There we go.
09:52What was that in 30 seconds?
09:53Car.
09:54Er...
09:55Oh my gosh.
09:56Cat.
09:57Let's see what the devastating news is.
09:58Let's see what the devastating news is.
09:59Let's see what the devastating news is.
10:00Let's see what the devastating news is.
10:01That's how I wake up every morning.
10:02I gotta go through some of the words that was said particularly.
10:05Let's start with George.
10:06I got...
10:07Light.
10:08People.
10:09Death.
10:10It's just hard to name the things around me.
10:11So then what around you reminded you of death?
10:12Mike Wozniak.
10:13Wow.
10:14Thank you George.
10:15Kids these days.
10:16He's not the first to say it.
10:17He's not the first to say it.
10:18Liana, immediately coming into that room and commenting on that.
10:21Oh my gosh.
10:22That's how I wake up every morning.
10:23That's how I wake up every morning.
10:24I gotta go through some of the words that were said particularly.
10:25Let's start with George.
10:26I got...
10:27Light.
10:28People.
10:29Death.
10:30It's just hard to name the things around me.
10:31So then what around you reminded you of death?
10:33Mike Wozniak.
10:34Wow.
10:35Thank you George.
10:36Kids these days.
10:37He's not the first to say it.
10:38He's not the first to say it.
10:39Liana, immediately coming into that room and commenting,
10:44that does not look safe.
10:45Are you usually vigilant about safety?
10:48I don't trust him.
10:49You don't trust Mike?
10:52God, how does that make you feel Mike?
10:54I don't know.
10:55Well it's chilling when someone can really get a read on you, isn't it?
10:58You know?
10:59OK.
11:00I'd love to see more.
11:01Let's see how Finley got on.
11:02Shall we?
11:03OK.
11:04Say 15 different words in 30 seconds.
11:08Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
11:11Done.
11:12Isn't...
11:13Oh no, it's one word.
11:14Hello, my name is Finley.
11:17I love Harry Potter and lots of other things because I go and play games all the time.
11:24I think that's 15 words.
11:25I'm not sure.
11:26Thank you very much.
11:29You're welcome.
11:30Put on the goggles and completely cover your face in shaving cream.
11:37Then open the next toss.
11:39There's another!
11:40OK.
11:41That's my wife.
11:45I'm excited for this.
11:47Yeah?
11:48Is this something you've done before?
11:49No, but I would've wanted to do it.
11:51With shaving cream?
11:52Yeah.
11:53It's cold!
11:54Tastes nice?
11:55No, mate!
11:56Enjoy this?
11:57Mmm.
11:58Oh, I don't want to get it in my hair.
11:59You're going out later?
12:00Yes.
12:01Oh, that's disgusting.
12:02Do you feel nice?
12:03No, mate!
12:04Enjoy this?
12:05Mmm.
12:06Oh, I don't want to get it in my hair.
12:07Are you going out later?
12:08Yes.
12:09Oh, that's disgusting.
12:10Mm-hmm.
12:11Do you feel nice?
12:12No, mate!
12:13It looks quite nice.
12:14Do you want to try?
12:15I'm fine, thank you.
12:16Is it COVID enough?
12:17What do you think?
12:18I don't know, I don't have a mirror.
12:19Sure, I'll say it's covered enough.
12:20I'm good.
12:21I can't see the next task, mate.
12:22Here's the next task.
12:23I mean, did everyone have a bit of fun doing that?
12:24Yeah.
12:25Yeah.
12:26Yeah.
12:27Yeah, yeah.
12:28Yeah.
12:29Yeah, yeah.
12:30Yeah.
12:31Yeah.
12:32Yeah.
12:33Yeah, yeah.
12:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:35Yeah, yeah.
12:36Yeah.
12:37Yeah, yeah.
12:38Yeah, yeah.
12:39Yeah, yeah.
12:40I'm fine, thank you.
12:42Is this COVID enough?
12:43What do you think?
12:44I don't know, I don't have a mirror.
12:45Sure, I'll say it's COVID enough.
12:46I'm good.
12:47I'm good.
12:48I'm good.
12:49I'm good.
12:50I can't see the next task, mate.
12:51Here's the next task.
12:52Yeah.
12:53Yes.
12:54Very messy.
12:55Did anyone get it in their hair?
12:56I'm not even going to talk about the horrors that happened.
13:00Shania, I've heard you've made quite interesting concoctions to put on the face.
13:03I just grab all of the weirdest stuff I can find in the bathroom.
13:06Yeah, and then putting it on the face, okay.
13:08Sometimes not on the face, maybe just like on the wall.
13:13Finley.
13:14How is that putting all that shaving cream on your face?
13:16Amazing, I feel like my dad when he's shaving his, when he's shaving himself.
13:20He does the full forehead, does he?
13:21Oh, no.
13:22I got a shout out with supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, but then immediately realizing that's just
13:28one word.
13:29I didn't realize I said 25 words.
13:32So you kind of overshot it a bit.
13:34Just speak really fast and then it's over.
13:36You can go home.
13:37I mean it, the truth.
13:43Alright, it's time for a break now.
13:45Join us back here soon.
13:46Very soon.
13:47I'm starting the clock.
13:48Go.
13:49It's part two here on Junior Taskmaster, which is just like regular Taskmaster, except the
14:02contestants still have hopes and dreams and their hearts haven't died yet.
14:05How is your heart doing, Mike?
14:08Very much at midlife crisis stage.
14:11Thank you, you recently disappeared and bought a jet ski.
14:14Shall we see the next part of the task?
14:16I would love that.
14:17Right.
14:18Catch as many petals on your face as possible in 30 seconds.
14:25Then open the next task.
14:28Are you going to throw the petals?
14:30Oh, are you going to fly it on there?
14:41Ah!
15:00Oh
15:30Thank you
15:34Do you mind opening it certainly
15:39See fit are you kidding is
15:42Say the 15 words that you said in the first 30 seconds most correctly remember the words wins you are 30 seconds your time starts now
15:51That was like the weirdest perfume ad I've ever seen
16:01Really I can wreck and any parent out there could fire high-velocity pedals into
16:07Children, you know children you don't know
16:10How did it feel to be the recipient of that felt like that massage that you've never had before
16:15Have you ever had a massage my mum sometimes rubs my feet
16:18Mm-hmm, and this is before or after you've scared her down the stairs
16:24Don't do this for me
16:29I mean the honor every clip I'm watching there is just a sense of just genuine shock at what Mike's doing
16:34Do you find it a lot with adults or just Mike? Just Mike?
16:40Okay, what now there is just one last little bit
16:44Okay, car how school pencil rubber
16:48Pineapple fruit
16:51Room wall death line
16:56Table rabbit red
16:59Camera lens watch camera phone I've had
17:06White red leaf drawers people plastic white
17:12Door to say random things now cut around me camera
17:16Tommaso potato cat dog bed TV room
17:22Paper woods
17:24Um spray bowl flower chainsaw
17:30And elephant chicken
17:34Hello my name is Finley
17:39My name is Finlay. I like Harry Potter and I like to play games.
17:43That's a lot of words, isn't it? OK.
17:47Flower.
17:49Ah, that hit!
17:51Sorry.
17:56Bye, Mike.
17:57Bye?
17:58Yes.
17:59You're done with me?
18:00Yes, there's no other tasks.
18:02OK.
18:05They look wonderful.
18:07Alright, goodbye.
18:09Bye, George.
18:15Good to go.
18:16Like, Brian, are you a good memory guy?
18:18If I want to be.
18:20Janaya, you made a sound that I quite liked there.
18:23It wasn't even a word, it was like a...
18:26Very expressive.
18:28My brain just went blank and I thought that was a word.
18:31Could be.
18:33George, what I missed in the first one was people, death, chainsaw table.
18:38No, I thought the leaflet was a chainsaw.
18:40Oh.
18:41Right, that would have been a very different task, wouldn't it?
18:43Would have been.
18:44Would have been a very different task.
18:46I don't know how well they did there, actually.
18:48Well, I've got stats for you.
18:50I can tell you, Liana got 23 petals on her face.
18:53Uh, Finlay got 24, as did George.
18:55Shania, 28.
18:56Ibrimer got 59 petals on his face.
19:00Oh.
19:01Uh...
19:04Which, of course, is utterly meaningless,
19:06because the task is to remember the words.
19:08Yes.
19:09Uh, so George remembered eight words.
19:11Mm-hm.
19:12Shania, Ibrimer and Liana all remembered nine words.
19:14Mm.
19:15Slipping in past the rest with 11 words, Finlay.
19:18So he gets five points, then, I suppose.
19:20Yay!
19:21That's it.
19:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
19:24All right, shall we see how that all works on the scoreboard?
19:27Uh, well, here it is.
19:28As you can see, it's very tight at the moment,
19:30but we have Ibrimer in the lead with nine points.
19:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
19:34So, brother Mike, what's up next?
19:38Well, Rose, here's a task in which our contestants were hoping not
19:42to get unstuck.
19:59Hello, Shania.
20:00Hello.
20:01Hello.
20:02Hello, Ibrimer.
20:03Howdy, Mike.
20:05Howdy, George.
20:06How are you feeling?
20:07Good.
20:08Hello, Liana.
20:09Hi, Mike.
20:12How are you feeling?
20:13I'm pretty confident about this one.
20:15Hi, Finlay.
20:16Hello.
20:17Can I open it?
20:18Certainly.
20:19Go for it.
20:24You got the hiccups?
20:25No.
20:26That's my laugh, Mike.
20:27Was it?
20:28Oh, my God.
20:30How did you prepare for the day?
20:32I woke up, I went downstairs for breakfast.
20:35Yeah?
20:36I had some pancakes and fruit.
20:38Pancakes?
20:39Only for special days.
20:41Oh, no, it stuck.
20:43How's it going, George?
20:44Not well.
20:45I can't get the tape off there.
20:48Stick as many different things to you as possible.
20:50Most different things stuck to you and Mike blows his whistle wins.
20:54You have ten minutes.
20:55Your time starts now.
20:57What are you thinking?
20:58Getting the tape off this table.
21:00I need to get rid of this.
21:02So, is there anything else sticky?
21:07Sticky, sticky, sticky.
21:08APPLAUSE
21:09Right.
21:14Look, I think the way a person comes into a room says a lot about their personality.
21:19George, immediately with a howdy.
21:22Are you a literal cowboy?
21:24Are you?
21:25Yeah, I'm Texan.
21:27Whereas, Liana, you come into a room with the weight of the world on your shoulders.
21:30As soon as you see Mike.
21:31You're like someone who works in HR being like, not you again.
21:35Oh, my gosh.
21:38Also, Ibrahima, you were just saying that you had a special day that day.
21:42You had pancakes for breakfast, right?
21:44That's great.
21:45Do you have, like, the best parents in the world?
21:47You're getting massages.
21:49You're getting pancakes for breakfast.
21:51No, it's just because the hotel had it.
21:55Fair enough.
21:58Fair enough.
21:59OK.
22:00Guys, this is a rather straightforward task, I feel.
22:02Perhaps.
22:03Yeah?
22:04Can we see some?
22:05Well, let's have a look at the Brymer, Shania and Liana, shall we?
22:10Big scissors, actually.
22:11Big scissors.
22:12I think there's stickers in here.
22:13Are there stickers in the shed?
22:14Yep.
22:15Are you sticky yourself?
22:16I'm very sticky.
22:17Yeah?
22:18I like to stick to things.
22:20How would you make yourself sticky?
22:21If there was glue in here, I'd just put it all over myself.
22:24Are you getting stickier with age?
22:27I think I'm just staying sticky.
22:28Staying sticky?
22:29You're a peak sticky?
22:30Yeah.
22:31Who's the stickiest person you know?
22:33I don't question that.
22:36Bit of bounce.
22:38Has anyone stuck a brick onto a girl before?
22:42No.
22:43No.
22:44These scissors are useless.
22:45Mm-hmm.
22:46Wow!
22:47Glitter's messy.
22:48Yep.
22:49You're definitely making a nice mess, aren't you?
22:50Yeah.
22:51But whatever it takes to win.
22:52Oh, God.
22:53Oh.
22:54Oh.
22:55These are sticky, I think.
22:56I think those are little boasting.
22:57You've got to choose a colour?
22:58No!
22:59You're just...
23:00No one is down.
23:02What do you want to do now?
23:03Take it off or something?
23:04All the information's in the task.
23:05Goodbye, Nick.
23:06Thanks, Leanna.
23:07Goodbye.
23:08Goodbye, Nick.
23:09Goodbye, Nick.
23:10Goodbye.
23:11Goodbye.
23:12How do you feel that went?
23:13Sticky.
23:14Wow!
23:15Goodbye, Nick.
23:16Goodbye, Nick.
23:17Goodbye.
23:18Goodbye.
23:19How do you feel that went?
23:20Sticky.
23:21Wow!
23:22Goodbye, Nick.
23:23I think it's a little boasting.
23:24I think it's a little boasting.
23:25I think it's a little boasting.
23:26You've got to choose a colour.
23:27No!
23:28You're just small as though.
23:30What do you want to do now?
23:31Take it off or something?
23:32All the information's in the task.
23:33Goodbye, Nick.
23:34Thanks, Leanna.
23:35I have to say, you are very, very kind to this old, old man.
23:40Because his line of questioning is just so inane, it seems.
23:44And you're just so generous with him.
23:46Do you find that's the best way to deal with him?
23:48The quicker I say yes, the quicker we get, it gets over.
23:52Yeah.
23:53I'm afraid.
23:54Yeah.
23:55Do you think you have to speak to a lot of adults like that sometimes?
23:58No.
23:59Just mine.
24:00Just mine!
24:01Why is everybody hating on you?
24:03He's a nice old man.
24:04Old, old, old man.
24:05Leave him alone.
24:06Yeah, leave him alone.
24:07He's a nice old man.
24:08All right.
24:09Okay, Mike.
24:10I am ready for the next part of the task.
24:11Who have we got?
24:12Ah.
24:13It is time for Finlay and George.
24:14Come on, Mike.
24:15What's happening?
24:16Well, I'm taking this inside.
24:17What's the strategy here?
24:18Talk me through it.
24:19Er, I'm going to get everything on the table and then stick them to me.
24:22I've got my things.
24:23I'm in my gum.
24:24Does every piece of straw count?
24:25What does it say on the task?
24:26Many different things.
24:27Oh, these scissors are absolute rubbish.
24:29Mike, take the tape off.
24:31That's a lot of things in one.
24:32I'm sticking these to myself.
24:33Okay.
24:34I'm writing you're trying to stick a large block of straw to your leg.
24:35Is that correct?
24:36Er, yes.
24:37Like a sort of rustic shin pad.
24:38Yes.
24:39This tape.
24:40Working.
24:41Good boy.
24:42Very rarely get called a good boy.
24:44More stuff.
24:45Oh, these scissors are absolute rubbish.
24:46Mike, take the tape off.
24:48That's a lot of things in one.
24:49I'm sticking these to myself.
24:50Okay.
24:51I'm writing you're trying to stick a large block of straw to your leg.
24:55Is that correct?
24:56Er, yes.
24:57Like a sort of rustic shin pad.
24:59Yes.
25:00This tape.
25:01Working.
25:02Good boy.
25:03Very rarely get called a good boy.
25:07No.
25:08More tape.
25:09Good.
25:10On my back.
25:11Yeah, yeah.
25:12More tape!
25:13Can you take this to my head?
25:15How's that?
25:16More tape!
25:17WHISTLE BLOWS
25:20Woo!
25:27You want me to count every single individual piece of straw?
25:30Yes.
25:31Okay.
25:32Do you think you've found your look?
25:34Yeah, that's going to attract all the ladies.
25:36Nice.
25:38Goodbye.
25:39Thank you, too.
25:41Wow.
25:46Finley, I mean, you look like the most chic Halloween pumpkin man I've ever seen.
25:50Why did you stick a whole bin of straw to yourself?
25:53Oh!
25:54There's different pieces of straw in that bag.
25:56There's lots of them.
25:57For about millions.
25:58Like, this is straw number one, this is straw number 10, this is straw number three.
26:01So it's all the...
26:02Okay, okay.
26:03But the thing is, that bunch of little things made into one big thing.
26:09Mmm.
26:10So wouldn't that only classify it as one thing?
26:12Yeah.
26:13No.
26:14No.
26:15I think it should be characters as an entire thing.
26:18Because he's just putting one big thing on himself.
26:20Right.
26:21Okay.
26:22So, the task did very clearly state different items.
26:25And I just don't believe you'd be able to tell one piece of straw from another.
26:29Right.
26:30Well, shall I give you some stats?
26:31I'd love some stats.
26:32Right.
26:33If we are going for that straw is all the same.
26:34Yeah.
26:35That does bring George down from 77,633 down to five.
26:42Sorry, George.
26:43Ibrahim is on 10.
26:44Shania is on 12.
26:45Liana has a total of 15 different items.
26:47But Finley had 23 in that outfit.
26:50All right.
26:52So, that is one point to George, two points to Ibrahim, three points to Shania,
26:58four points to Liana, and then the four or five points to Finley.
27:04That is the end of part two, and it's time now for a magic trick
27:07where we make this show disappear for a couple of minutes.
27:10Say the magic word, Mikey.
27:12Advert Kadabra.
27:25Welcome back.
27:26What did you like doing the break?
27:27Because Mike went into the toilet, but he left his microphone on and we all heard him crying.
27:32Pull yourself together and tell me what the next task is.
27:34Okay.
27:36Rose.
27:37Magic.
27:38Mystery.
27:39Illusion.
27:40France.
27:41This task involves none of these things, but it does involve peas.
27:44GASP
27:45GASP
27:46Liana.
27:47Hello.
27:48Hello.
27:49Hello, Mike.
27:50Hello, Finley.
27:51How are you?
27:52Very well.
27:53Come and come in.
27:54Bonjour, Mike.
27:55Bonjour, George.
27:56It's very nice.
27:57It's very cozy.
27:58I like the cushions.
27:59Do you caravan?
28:00We have my auntie who has a caravan.
28:01Good auntie.
28:02I don't really speak to her.
28:03I should speak to her.
28:04No, I should speak to mine more.
28:05I must give her a ring.
28:06Can I open this?
28:07Sure.
28:08What do you think?
28:09It's a big thing.
28:10Vendee here.
28:11Hello.
28:12Hello.
28:13Hello.
28:14Hello, Mike.
28:15Hello, Finley.
28:16How are you?
28:17Very well.
28:18Come and come in.
28:19Bonjour, Mike.
28:20Bonjour, George.
28:21It's very nice.
28:22It's very cozy.
28:23I like the cushions.
28:24Do you caravan?
28:25I have my auntie who has a caravan.
28:27Good auntie?
28:28I don't really speak to her.
28:29No.
28:30Can I open this?
28:33Sure.
28:33OK.
28:35Hide the peas that are currently on the teas.
28:38You have five minutes. Your time starts now.
28:41So do you want to leave?
28:44No, thank you. I'm going to stay here.
28:46So who am I hiding them from?
28:48Good question.
28:49Do you know why I'm actually going to hide them?
28:51Don't tell, but I'll hide them over there.
28:54Is that a good idea to tell me that?
28:59Yes.
29:00No, no, no.
29:02APPLAUSE
29:02A classic intro from George.
29:08Bonjour. Ah, he is a classy man.
29:12Now, Liana, your auntie had a caravan, yes?
29:15Mm-hm.
29:15Mike, did you end up talking to your auntie?
29:17I... Well, I took...
29:18I... Well, I've taken my auntie out for lunch since then.
29:21Shout out to Auntie Barbara.
29:24Did you manage...
29:25Did you manage to take your auntie out for lunch?
29:27No.
29:28Why not?
29:30I'm name.
29:33APPLAUSE
29:33Right, I don't want to dilly-dally.
29:37I just want to see how they got on here, actually.
29:39OK, time to see some pee hiding.
29:42Right, how long did it say?
29:43Five minutes.
29:44Come on, then, let's go.
29:45I'm staying here.
29:46OK.
29:47Oh, they get all the P's off the T's.
29:51That one's in.
29:52Yeah!
29:53This is the best place.
29:55You good at hiding things?
29:57Yeah.
29:57I just wonder who I'm hiding them from.
29:59Who do you think?
30:00I don't know.
30:01Steven Seagal?
30:02I don't know who that is.
30:03Annika Rice?
30:05Can you please pass me that pee?
30:06Certainly.
30:06Kate Bush?
30:15Good luck finding that one, Mike.
30:17Pardon?
30:20Going to the bathtub.
30:22OK, so I think I'm hiding these from Mike, so...
30:25Is Mike actually going to look there with his restricted vision?
30:29I think he's in old manners, isn't he?
30:30Perfect.
30:37There's a big bowl of peas here!
30:39There's a big bowl of peas?
30:40Yeah!
30:40What's it doing there?
30:41I don't know.
30:42What are you going to do about it?
30:43Hide them.
30:44OK.
30:45You've got one minute.
30:51How did that go?
30:52Well, it went good.
30:53I got some good hiding places.
30:55It might be hard to find.
30:57For who?
30:57You.
30:58For me?
30:59Yeah.
31:00Oh, no.
31:03Eh?
31:11What does it say?
31:18Retrieve the peas...
31:19Retrieve the peas and put them back on their teas.
31:23Most peers back on their teas in the fastest time wins.
31:27You have a maximum of ten minutes.
31:29Your time starts now.
31:30Right, let's go.
31:32Looks like bad news.
31:33Is it bad news?
31:41Wow, OK.
31:42So retrieve the peas and put them back on their teas.
31:45Did notice a lot of people just threw them.
31:47Just hoofing it into the grass, some of them.
31:49Well, that might have been hard to find.
31:51Yeah.
31:52Shania, I saw you at one point trying to hide a pea in a zebra's ear.
31:57Yeah.
31:57Did that work out?
31:58No.
31:59So then I tried the math because I thought it might be hungry.
32:01Oh.
32:01I wrote this down.
32:04Um, Finley hiding a pea and saying, is Mike going to look there with his restricted vision?
32:10Yeah.
32:11I think he's an old man, isn't he?
32:13Wow.
32:14Look at Google that isn't, aren't you, like, 46?
32:16Do not Google how old we are.
32:20You're 32, you're 47.
32:22Is the first time you said we would allow to be mean to him, we're not being mean to him?
32:25I forgot I said that.
32:29You who's watching at home, yes, we have lost control of the truth.
32:34Look, I'm not going to lie, I'm a little worried about how you're going to manage the next part of this task.
32:39Mike, please show me who's next.
32:41It's Liana and Shania.
32:45I'll put it down there.
32:47Down there?
32:48Mm-hmm.
32:49Mm, that's tricky, isn't it?
32:51Maybe I'll sort of shut up and get it with.
32:52OK.
32:53Looking for the peas, because that's the only thing I can do.
32:55Looking for peas in a lawn of green grass?
33:00Yes.
33:01Is that a bit like a metaphor for life, in a way?
33:03Yeah, like finding a needle in a haystack.
33:05OK.
33:06Oh, yeah, there's a perfectly serviceable one already, isn't there?
33:08Yeah.
33:09Let's use that.
33:11How do you normally cook your peas?
33:12Is there something you could do with your peas that would zhuzh them up a little bit?
33:16A bit of seasoning?
33:18Even a bit of a pat of butter?
33:20I'm trying to find peas.
33:22Can you help?
33:23What would you like me to do?
33:24Find the peas.
33:25There's someone there.
33:28You know what?
33:29The ones I threw, I obviously can't get them back now, so I'm going to use these peas to
33:32replace them.
33:36Done.
33:37Really?
33:37Yeah.
33:4013.
33:41Wait, I need to find something that might be able to help us get the one from them.
33:44What have you found?
33:53Peas.
33:55Well, those are my...
33:55That's where I keep my peas.
33:56Those are my peas.
33:57There's no count.
33:59Never says anything that it doesn't.
34:01Oh!
34:02There's two more.
34:03There we go.
34:04I am done.
34:05I am done.
34:06I am done.
34:07I am done.
34:08I am done.
34:10Wow.
34:11I am done.
34:12I am done.
34:13I am done.
34:15Liana, I want to say that your reaction to finding the peas in the fridge, it was almost
34:20like you just played it really cool.
34:21You were like, yeah, I knew those peas were in the fridge the whole time.
34:24I knew I was going to get the task rate.
34:25Oh!
34:26You were like, I've got this.
34:27Mm-hmm.
34:28Are you a cool cucumber?
34:30Am I the nerdiest person alive?
34:32Yeah!
34:33Are you actually...
34:34No, don't answer that.
34:36Are you a cool cucumber, Liana?
34:38I'll stick with it.
34:40Yeah, sure, we'll say that.
34:44Shania, you started looking for peas in the grass.
34:47At first when I saw the grass, I thought, I'm doomed.
34:52Yeah.
34:53And then I remembered I had those peas.
34:56Oh, my gosh.
34:57Oh, yes.
34:58That entire bowl of peas might be handy in this task.
35:00Yeah.
35:01On the first task, I hid those peas as well.
35:04So, technically, they're peas that I hid, so I'm retrieving them.
35:07Right.
35:08Because there is a technicality there, I suppose.
35:09I could say, oh, those weren't the peas that were on the teas.
35:12Those were other peas.
35:13Yeah.
35:14But honestly, I can't be bothered.
35:16Moving on, Mike, who's next?
35:18Oh, next up, it's Abrima and Finlay.
35:21OK.
35:22Can you remember where all the peas ended?
35:24Yes, I do.
35:25I'm going to take this with me.
35:26OK.
35:27There's one somewhere here.
35:28Do you want to play Hot or Colder?
35:29Oh, well, do you know where they are?
35:30No.
35:31Oh.
35:3213.
35:3314.
35:34Into the house.
35:35All right, I know I hid one in here, but I don't know.
35:36Where?
35:37In the keyhole?
35:38In the keyhole, but I don't think I'm going to be able to get it.
35:39We need to be fast.
35:40OK.
35:41I need to go to the bathtub because I definitely got some there.
35:42I've got half a pea.
35:43Does that count?
35:44Come on, don't do this to me.
35:45OK.
35:46Do you mind holding this for me?
35:47I'm going to hold a pea.
35:49Sure.
35:50Who do you know who'd be best at finding peas?
35:51Probably dinner ladies.
35:52Calling it a day?
35:53Yeah.
35:54Yeah.
35:55I'm going to be in the keyhole.
35:56I'm going to be in the keyhole.
35:57In the keyhole.
35:58In the keyhole, but I don't think I'm going to be able to get it.
35:59We need to be fast.
36:00OK.
36:01I need to go to the bathtub because I definitely got some there.
36:03I've got half a pea.
36:04Does that count?
36:05Come on, don't do this to me.
36:06OK.
36:07Do you mind holding this for me?
36:08You want me to hold a pea?
36:10Sure.
36:11Who do you know who'd be best at finding peas?
36:13Probably dinner ladies.
36:14Oh!
36:15Calling it a day?
36:18Yeah.
36:1918 out of 20.
36:22OK.
36:23I'm OK with that.
36:25Now what?
36:26Well, it's quite a relaxing place.
36:28Mm-hmm.
36:29Just chill.
36:30Yeah, just chill.
36:31Mm-hmm.
36:32Trying to think about the other two peas.
36:33Yeah.
36:35But hey-ho.
36:36We'll find them soon enough.
36:38APPLAUSE
36:45Riley, you were just a man on a mission.
36:46You were like, right, we're doing this, we're getting them done.
36:48I thought I did well, you know, but now I know that there were those bowl of peas and they were quite annoyed.
36:55In the task it said, you need to retrieve the peas that were on the teas.
37:00Yeah.
37:01The peas in the bowl weren't on the teas, so that shouldn't count.
37:04The peas that were on the teas.
37:05We couldn't get them.
37:06Gosh, I love making the children fight.
37:09It's so much fun.
37:11Anyway.
37:12I have the phrasing.
37:14The phrasing simply was retrieve the peas and put them back on the teas.
37:18The peas!
37:19That's how it works!
37:20I don't...
37:21I really...
37:22I just almost don't care.
37:23Um...
37:24All right.
37:25One more contestant left.
37:26It's George.
37:27But it's time for a break now.
37:28But not for you.
37:29Drop and give me 50.
37:30Oh.
37:31Come on.
37:32Right now.
37:33Right now.
37:34One.
37:35Two.
37:36Three.
37:45Ah-ha.
37:46Welcome back to the final part of the show.
37:48Now it's time to see the wizard.
37:50The wonderful wizard of Woz.
37:52Nick!
37:55I want to know how George got on, please.
37:57Let's have a look.
37:58Make a return.
37:59I know where five are.
38:04I think that's all five.
38:06How well hidden are the peas?
38:08Er...
38:09Bit too well hidden.
38:10OK.
38:11Right.
38:12Um...
38:13Mike.
38:14Yes.
38:15Go find them.
38:16They're on the ground.
38:17I've got to find them.
38:18Haven't you got to find them?
38:19No.
38:20I don't care.
38:21You're finding them.
38:22Use your eyes.
38:23But I'm not a contestant.
38:24I've got no skin in the game here.
38:25You made the pass, so you're doing it.
38:26I'm very bad at finding things.
38:28I can tell.
38:30Maybe the peas have been eaten.
38:32By what?
38:34Creatures.
38:35Mm-mm.
38:36Creepy crawlies.
38:37You're the only creature here.
38:39Who are you?
38:40I found one!
38:41I found a pea!
38:42I bet you're pretty such even in my life, this.
38:44I found one!
38:47I've got two and a half minutes left.
38:50I'm just going to put some green things on it, pretend it's a pea, alright?
38:54Some pretend peas?
38:55Yeah.
38:56Don't care what you say in the peas.
38:58So you don't think the junior taskmaster will be able to tell the difference between a pea and a clod of grass?
39:03No.
39:04OK.
39:07Blur it off.
39:08This is not a good day.
39:09Right, Mike.
39:10Put them on and make them stay there.
39:12With the green stuff on?
39:13Yep.
39:14Right.
39:15Even though this is pea forgery?
39:16Just the green stuff, right?
39:17Yeah.
39:18How many is the mud on?
39:19Are you getting fired?
39:20Oh, yeah.
39:21And that pea there.
39:22Yeah.
39:24It's quite stressful, George.
39:26Pea fraud.
39:28George!
39:30Yep.
39:31Ten seconds left.
39:32Come on, what are you?
39:33That one!
39:34Up there!
39:35What do I want, Mike?
39:36Mike!
39:37Thank you, George.
39:38Look, it's done.
39:39Sure.
39:40It's your fault, Mike.
39:41It's my fault.
39:42It's your fault.
39:43It's your fault.
39:44It's your fault.
39:45It's your fault.
39:46It's all right, George.
39:47Bad boy.
39:48But I mean, watching that back, there were so many different strategies and tactics that
40:05you had.
40:06Well, now I think about it, I don't think I should have threw them and actually hid them.
40:10Right, yeah.
40:11I should have realised this at the second part since the task.
40:14But equally, you did find a pea and you said, and I quote, greatest achievement of my life, this.
40:20I don't know, I've just got to say, like, the insults were just flying.
40:24Yeah, I mean, he took me down a few pegs.
40:27Finishing with the ultimate.
40:29Yes, he did call me a bad boy.
40:31But I, you know, maybe I had been a bad boy on reflection.
40:36All right, everyone's screaming about the bowl of peas, or the peas the peas, or the peas, I don't know.
40:41Yeah, I'm going to accept it.
40:42Yes!
40:43I'm accepting the bowl of peas as peas that you can put back onto the teas, all right?
40:47Yes!
40:48So, yeah, well...
40:49APPLAUSE
40:50Gosh.
40:51You want some raw stats?
40:53The stats.
40:54Yes, I want the stats.
40:55We aim for fastest wins.
40:56George managed six actual peas in ten minutes.
41:00That's not including the counterfeit peas.
41:02Abrima, 18 peas also in ten minutes.
41:05Liana managed 20 peas in eight minutes, 15 seconds.
41:08Finny was quicker than that, with five minutes, 11, but 18 and a half peas.
41:12And Sinead got the full 20 peas in four minutes and 41 seconds.
41:16Uh-huh.
41:17All right.
41:18APPLAUSE
41:19Yes!
41:20Well done.
41:21So, taking into account those statistics.
41:24It would be one point for George, but I am going to award a special bonus point,
41:28just because I loved the exit from the caravan, the ingenuity of its insults to Mike.
41:33So, two points to George.
41:34APPLAUSE
41:35We're going to go two points to Abrima, three points to Finlay, four points to Liana,
41:40but that means a full five points to Sinead!
41:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:46I love peas now!
41:48All right!
41:49So, what has that done to the scores?
41:52In second place, neck and neck, we've got Liana and Finlay,
41:55but currently in the lead is Sinead with 15 points.
41:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:01It's all paper!
42:03So, you wild bunch of Rexcallions, make your way over to the stage
42:07for the final task of the show!
42:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:16Ha-ha!
42:17All right, Michael, who will be reading the task out tonight?
42:20Liana, please.
42:22Open a can.
42:23You must open the first can you touch.
42:26If you open a can that has something in it, you are out.
42:29The person who stays in the longest wins.
42:31OK, so hopefully that's clear.
42:32It has to be the first can you touch.
42:35That's it.
42:36And if you are out, then we'd be delighted if you'd make your way
42:39to the elimination bench, as we're calling it,
42:42as tactfully as we possibly can.
42:44LAUGHTER
42:45If you're ready, Rose...
42:46I'm ready to watch this twisted game.
42:48We'll begin with a briber, please.
42:50HE LAUGHS
42:54He's made his choice.
42:57It's empty.
42:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:59You could put that in the recycling bin for me.
43:01Give him these up next.
43:03All right.
43:04Lovely, it's empty.
43:05Still in the ring.
43:06Take it away, George.
43:09There's nothing in it.
43:10Nothing in it.
43:11He's still in it.
43:12Liana, you're out.
43:13APPLAUSE
43:14There's nothing in it.
43:16There's nothing in it.
43:17There's nothing in it.
43:18APPLAUSE
43:19Um...
43:21Hello.
43:26Yes!
43:27One round for Reeves, Philip.
43:29APPLAUSE
43:30Oh...
43:31LAUGHTER
43:34The odds are getting more savage.
43:3817!
43:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:41LAUGHTER
43:42APPLAUSE
43:43LAUGHTER
43:44APPLAUSE
43:45LAUGHTER
43:46APPLAUSE
43:47LAUGHTER
43:48APPLAUSE
43:49LAUGHTER
43:50APPLAUSE
43:51APPLAUSE
43:52It's often in it.
43:53APPLAUSE
43:54APPLAUSE
43:55LAUGHTER
43:56APPLAUSE
43:57APPLAUSE
43:58APPLAUSE
43:59LAUGHTER
44:00APPLAUSE
44:01APPLAUSE
44:02LAUGHTER
44:03APPLAUSE
44:04I'm so terribly sorry.
44:05You have been attacked by a snake.
44:06Well done, Liana.
44:07APPLAUSE
44:08APPLAUSE
44:09I'm really scared now.
44:10LAUGHTER
44:11APPLAUSE
44:12Oh, three for three!
44:13Gee!
44:14Never seen anything like it.
44:15No, neither.
44:16It is friendly and George.
44:17I think I'm going to go out.
44:18Fatalistic George.
44:19LAUGHTER
44:20Oh!
44:21Oh!
44:22Oh!
44:23Oh!
44:24Oh!
44:25Oh!
44:26Oh!
44:27Oh!
44:28Oh!
44:29Oh!
44:30Oh!
44:31Oh!
44:32Oh!
44:33Oh!
44:34Oh!
44:35Oh!
44:36Oh!
44:37Oh!
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44:49You are looking to see the relief of the pessimist.
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45:13All right, my chemical romance.
45:17Take me through that last task.
45:19Well, it was tense stuff.
45:20I think we all felt it.
45:22First out, sadly, was Liana.
45:24Gets one point.
45:25Shania, two points.
45:26Next was Zabrima.
45:27Gets three points.
45:28Finlay gets four.
45:29Penultimate guy standing.
45:31George was the winner of that particular task.
45:33Gets five points.
45:34Well, I would love to hear how that has affected the final scores, please.
45:42Well, hold on to your fedora, Rose.
45:44This is extra special, big-time exciting,
45:46because both the runner-up and the winner
45:48will be going through to the semis like a hot knife
45:51through a parachute canopy.
45:53So...
45:55In joint fourth place, with 15 points,
45:58we have George and Liana.
46:00APPLAUSE
46:04And it is very, very, very tight indeed.
46:07Coming in in third place is Abrrima with 16 points.
46:10In second place, and therefore through to the semis,
46:13with 17 points, it's Shania.
46:15APPLAUSE
46:17Which means...
46:18Tonight's winner is Finlay!
46:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:21Go on up and collect your most surprising things.
46:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:27Wow, that's it!
46:28Now, your homework is to read chapters 14 and 15
46:30of the Taskmaster Syllabus,
46:31and remember, next week is the swimming gala,
46:33so don't forget your trunks!
46:35Let's hear it one more time for our contestants,
46:37and of course our winner, Finlay!
46:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE