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00:00All right, let's go
00:11Can you take this to our head
00:15Call plus call
00:20That was quite pathetic, don't you think
00:30Hello and welcome to Junior Taskmaster
00:39It's me, Rose Matafeo
00:40And we've done it, we've made it
00:42There have been 25 kids taking part in five heats
00:45Two semis and it's all been leading up to this
00:47The Junior Taskmaster Grand Final
00:50Oh my gosh, take it in
00:51This is going to be the greatest night of your lives, trust me
00:53It's all downhill from here, okay
00:55Years from now, they're going to be at their wedding
00:58Or the birth of their first child
00:59And I bet they'll be thinking
01:01It's still not as good as the Junior Taskmaster Grand Final
01:05Wow, and remember how beautiful that lady who hosted it was?
01:09I wonder what she's doing now
01:11So at the end of tonight's show
01:13Someone will be taking home the prize to beat all prizes
01:16A lovely statue of my head
01:19Yep, good luck explaining that to your friends who don't watch the show
01:25Right, they're the cream of the crop
01:27They're the angels of all angels
01:29It is of course time to meet our Junior Taskmaster Finalists
01:32Please welcome
01:33Anita
01:34And finally my intrepid assistant
01:48I literally couldn't do this job without him because he is the only one who knows the passcode to that iPad
01:53It's Mike Wozniak
01:55Thank you Rose
01:59Ultimately of course this is really a show about the dangers of danger
02:04Always steer clear of the top three causes of danger which are of course accidents, hazards and men in their twenties
02:11And if you're ever in a situation where you're offered elbow pads, put them on
02:16Alright, Mike, please tell me what tonight's prize task is
02:20Well Rose, for the final prize task of the series our survivors have been asked to bring in the most unusual thing that begins with a J, a T or an M
02:28In honour, needless to say, of the Journal of Transnational Macroeconomics
02:31Although those items can be anything beginning with those letters and don't have to relate to GDP, inflation or of course
02:38Foreign exchange rates, thank you children
02:40Tonight's winner will not only take home the Junior Taskmaster Golden Bonts but will also acquire all five unusual things
02:48I wish you all the very best of luck
02:49Let's start with Anita, what have you brought in for your prize task tonight?
02:54Mike
02:55Mike
02:56What?
02:57Mike the Headless Chicken
03:01So, Mike the Headless Chicken was a chicken who was butchered
03:05But whoever butchered him did a terrible job cause they left a brain stem intact
03:11And the brain stem caused him to to live on another 18 months
03:16So, scientists were able to discover that a chicken only needs their heart, their brain stem and food and water to survive
03:24LAUGHTER
03:27Wow.
03:3218 months, so you only need those things to survive.
03:35Well, a chicken.
03:36Oh, sorry. Yes, I did.
03:38Anita, that was fantastic.
03:39Thank you so much for that explanation.
03:41Rather unusual.
03:42Alrighty, moving on to Gwen.
03:44Now, you made it through, ooh, by the skin of your milk teeth,
03:47you got the same amount of points as fellow contestant Scarlet,
03:50so it had to go to a tie-break task,
03:52which you can watch online.
03:54OK, what have you brought in, Gwen?
03:56Right, so...
03:58the most unusual item, beginning with JTM,
04:01is toilet paper, but with Mike's face on it.
04:04I want to see this.
04:05Oh!
04:08I mean...
04:09Wow!
04:10That's a...
04:15So what in particular, why did you choose Mike's face here, Gwen?
04:18Well, I was going to put your face on it as well,
04:20but I thought you might be, like, a bit offended
04:22by the toilet paper's destiny.
04:25Like...
04:28Whereas I would be honoured?
04:32I can't tell why I'd rather wipe myself with,
04:34uh, Mike's face or my own face.
04:38Uh, I think you've chosen right.
04:40Enjoyed there, Gwen.
04:41Thank you very, very much.
04:42OK, now, Jamie, what have you brought in today?
04:44Trousers.
04:45OK.
04:46Yeah.
04:47There we go.
04:49Why are trousers at all unusual?
04:52OK.
04:54Do you own trousers yourself?
04:55No.
04:56No.
04:58You're in public.
04:59It's just rained.
05:00Trousers are wet.
05:01Wet legs.
05:02Can't dry them.
05:03But when you're wearing shorts, yeah,
05:05and it rains, wipe off your skins.
05:08Um, wet roof.
05:12I mean...
05:13Yeah, that did deserve that golf clap.
05:15Uh...
05:17I believe you will wear shorts in all seasons.
05:18Is that all right?
05:20Is that the dead of winter there, Jamie?
05:22Yeah.
05:23You're wearing gloves.
05:26And I'm wearing short shorts.
05:28What do you want to be when you grow up?
05:29You're going to probably have to wear some trousers.
05:31What do you want to be?
05:32Football.
05:33OK.
05:35That is, yeah.
05:36OK, fair enough.
05:37Yeah.
05:39But I hope she held the other postcards a size up
05:41in comparison to trousers.
05:44Uh...
05:45Now, Persia,
05:46what have you brought in as the most unusual item
05:48beginning with these letters?
05:49You get an hour with my pug, McLovin.
05:55Oh!
05:56OK.
05:59What's unusual about him?
06:01Many things.
06:03Number one,
06:04he poops when he barks.
06:07Number two,
06:08his back legs are very wobbly,
06:10so when he falls over,
06:12his legs go...
06:14into the air,
06:15and my dad calls him legs up Linda.
06:17LAUGHTER
06:22Oh, Nick.
06:23Is there an Aunty Linda in your life?
06:26Um...
06:28We have apple trees in our garden.
06:29Yeah.
06:30So, in autumn, when they come out,
06:31he eats them.
06:32Then, he makes his own applesauce
06:34by pooing out those apples,
06:36then he eats the applesauce and makes the better applesauce.
06:39LAUGHTER
06:41Just gonna make it clear,
06:42if you do win the hour,
06:43we can take him home before the hour,
06:46because I doubt that you're gonna wanna spend the full hour with him.
06:49What a prize!
06:50APPLAUSE
06:51Thank you, Paul.
06:52Thank you so much for your prize task.
06:54Uh,
06:55Junaia,
06:56how are you doing?
06:57I'm doing good, thanks.
06:58What have you brought in for your prize task tonight?
07:00So, um,
07:01I have brought in,
07:02not a toothbrush,
07:03a teeth brush.
07:05There it is.
07:06LAUGHTER
07:07Oh, my goodness!
07:11Yeah, well,
07:12we wanna know whose teeth they are
07:13and where the rest of them is.
07:15They're fake teeth.
07:17Yeah, fake teeth.
07:18Definitely.
07:19Fake teeth.
07:20I think one of them has a filling.
07:23They're very, um,
07:25accurate fake teeth.
07:27Yeah.
07:28She's moved into legal defence mode.
07:30LAUGHTER
07:31With this teeth brush,
07:32it would be very useful,
07:34because there's always this one friend,
07:36that one family member,
07:37that you don't really like.
07:38LAUGHTER
07:39So, like,
07:40when they come to stay,
07:41just put this teeth brush in the guest bathroom,
07:44then when they go to the bathroom,
07:45just let the chaos unfold.
07:47LAUGHTER
07:48Wow!
07:49Okie doke.
07:51All very good.
07:52It's all final material prize task.
07:54Mm-hmm.
07:55Gotta say, though,
07:56um, look,
07:57trousers, pfff, one point.
07:58Um...
08:00I'm gonna say two points
08:01because you,
08:02you almost negotiated the time
08:03down there with McLovin.
08:05LAUGHTER
08:06It is fun,
08:07and it's gonna be great merch,
08:08but three points to Gwen.
08:09And,
08:10we don't have Mike,
08:11but it's a rubber chicken with no head,
08:12and I find that rather unusual.
08:14So, four points to Anita,
08:15but, um,
08:16yeah,
08:17that's the weirdest thing
08:18I've ever seen in my life.
08:19LAUGHTER
08:20So, it's gotta be the full five points
08:21to Shania!
08:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
08:24Oh, my goodness!
08:25APPLAUSE
08:26OK.
08:27It is time now
08:28to unfurl that first task
08:30and run it up the task pole,
08:31so take it away, Mike.
08:33What childhood memories
08:34are conjured up for you
08:35by the word camping?
08:36For me,
08:37it conjures up frostbitten toes
08:38and a search-and-rescue mission
08:39in the Cairngorms,
08:40i.e.
08:41character-building stuff.
08:42LAUGHTER
08:43So, in this next task,
08:44we're making camping memories
08:45junior taskmaster style.
09:00Hello, Gwen.
09:01Hello.
09:02How are you?
09:03Cold.
09:04Hi.
09:05Hello, Anita.
09:06Where'd you get your hat?
09:07My mum made it.
09:09Very fine work.
09:10With crochet.
09:11Hello, Persia.
09:12Hello.
09:13Hello, Jamie.
09:14Hello, Mike.
09:15Hello, Shania.
09:16What...
09:17What...
09:18What's this?
09:19It's a task, innit?
09:20Can I open it?
09:22Yes, please.
09:26Pitch your tent
09:27as fast as possible.
09:29Your tent must be
09:30properly pegged down
09:31and zipped up.
09:32Your time starts now.
09:35Oh, God.
09:36I don't know
09:37how to pitch a tent.
09:38Uh-oh.
09:39Um...
09:41APPLAUSE
09:43I did it.
09:44I did it.
09:45I think I did it right.
09:46You love to see it.
09:47He's a man of his words.
09:48One of the coldest days, it seems.
09:50And, Jamie, you're still in shorts.
09:51Mm-hmm.
09:52Shorts and a puffer jacket.
09:53You are a walking contradiction, my friend.
09:56I do want to shout out Anita's mum, obviously,
09:58a crocheter.
09:59She made you anything else?
10:00Scarf and gloves to match that.
10:02Oh.
10:03She's making my teddy bunny a scarf at the moment.
10:06Uh-huh.
10:07And she's made me a blanket,
10:08a blanket for her bed,
10:09and multiple other things.
10:11OK.
10:12Don't need to show off.
10:15Yeah, my mum does stuff as well, so...
10:17Fine.
10:18Um...
10:19No, that's very good.
10:20I love that hat.
10:21All right.
10:22I'm ready to watch the first of our happy campers.
10:23OK.
10:24Let's see how they got on.
10:26I hope there were instructions.
10:28That would be helpful.
10:30Have you ever pitched a tent before?
10:32Nope.
10:33I have no idea how to do it.
10:34Ever pitched a tent before?
10:36No.
10:37Been camping before?
10:38Uh, yeah.
10:39Who pitched a tent?
10:41My fellow scouts.
10:42You're like a scout,
10:43but you claim you've never pitched a tent before?
10:44Yeah.
10:45What would Baden-Powell have to say about that?
10:47I wonder.
10:48I hope he's not watching this.
10:49I don't think he's watching.
10:57Well, that's fun.
10:58So, I think these are the pegs.
11:01OK.
11:02These go into the ground.
11:04How long does it take the average person to pitch a tent?
11:07That's a very good question.
11:08Do you know the answer?
11:09Yeah.
11:10What is it?
11:12I'm not gonna tell you.
11:13Oh.
11:17OK, Mallet.
11:18Mallet.
11:20All right, we'll have another here.
11:22Yep.
11:23With that smacheroonie.
11:25Woo!
11:28So, zip it up.
11:31There.
11:32OK.
11:33You done?
11:34Yep, done.
11:35Finished.
11:37Might say I'm done.
11:42Stop the clock!
11:44Thanks, Anita.
11:45Can I come out now?
11:46Not just yet.
11:48OK, I'll go to sleep.
11:49Have you been camping before, Anita?
11:51No.
11:52No.
11:53How's it going?
11:54It's a great experience.
11:58Hear my pleasure?
11:59Oh.
12:00Oh, this is alarming.
12:02Another task.
12:05Hello.
12:06We've got a delivery.
12:07Another one!
12:09Fill your tent with biodegradable balloons.
12:13You have ten minutes to fill your tent.
12:15Minus the time it took you to pitch your tent.
12:18Most biodegradable balloons in your tent wins.
12:21Your time starts when Mike blows his whistle.
12:24But where are the balloons?
12:27What?
12:29Where are the balloons in B?
12:32I mean, come on, guys.
12:34This isn't your first rodeo.
12:35You know there's always a twist when it comes to Junior Taskmaster.
12:39Now, Gwen, you are in the Scouts.
12:41Is that correct?
12:42Yeah.
12:43That's fantastic.
12:44You mentioned that you hadn't put a tent up, but your fellow Scouts had put your tent up?
12:48Yeah.
12:49I'm one of those slackers who just, like, I watch the people, like, put up the tent and I'm like,
12:54Great job, team!
12:55Well done!
12:57I mean, you will go so far in life.
13:00With that attitude.
13:01Yeah.
13:02Do you think he'll be a Boy Scout?
13:03Do they wear ties?
13:05They actually do, yeah.
13:06That's the one thing he's got going for him, really.
13:07I think of myself as a man scout, really.
13:10All right.
13:12As we all know, the true meaning of any television show is to fill time between the adverts.
13:17So, without further ado, here's the main event.
13:19A commercial break!
13:30Welcome back to the grand final of Junior Taskmaster.
13:33And remember, if you want to vote for your favourite contestant tonight,
13:36texts cost 50p and count for absolutely nothing, because that's not how the show works!
13:41Now, what is up next, Mike?
13:43It is time for Jamie, Gwen and Anita.
13:47OK, where are the balloons?
13:50That is the question.
13:53Can we go to the shed?
13:54We can.
13:56Do you have any idea where they could be, Mike?
13:57Oh, yeah.
13:59Can you tell me?
14:00I don't think so.
14:04Hmm.
14:05Where else could they be?
14:06Am I allowed to look in there?
14:11It's not in there.
14:12No.
14:14Oh!
14:16Oh, my gosh!
14:17It is full of balloons!
14:19I found them!
14:20You've got four minutes and 39 seconds left.
14:22Oh!
14:24Yeah!
14:25Hi-yah!
14:27What's the strategy here?
14:29Get the balloons in there.
14:30Yeah?
14:33Are you finding any of your scout skills are currently transferable?
14:36No, not really.
14:37What do they teach you?
14:38You know, they usually teach us how to put beans on a campfire.
14:42Right.
14:43I am coming.
14:44I can put more balloons in it faster.
14:45Mike?
14:46Yeah?
14:47Can we go to the shed again?
14:48Yeah.
14:49That was fun.
14:50Mike?
14:51Yeah?
14:52I was going to get me some more balloons.
14:53From out of the caravan?
14:54Yes, please.
14:56Can you fill this bucket up, please, with balloons?
14:57Okay.
14:58Why don't you help me put them in the tent?
14:59I can't help you put them in the tent.
15:00Yeah, because you're boring.
15:01I beg your pardon?
15:0221 seconds.
15:0321 seconds?
15:04Windows SODBIVA
15:23Aw, the falling out.
15:25I feel like it went the best it could go.
15:28Thank you, Anita.
15:29Thank you, Anita.
15:30You're welcome.
15:31APPLAUSE
15:37Wow.
15:38It seems like you guys all had fun there.
15:40Did you have a bit of fun? Yeah.
15:42Props to Jamie, because you thought of taking the tent
15:45over to the caravan.
15:46What made you think of that?
15:48It's easy to get them in. Hang on.
15:50Yeah? So he moved the tent, right?
15:52And, like, to make a tent, you have to hammer them down.
15:54So if he didn't hammer them down, that means he didn't do it properly.
15:56Yeah, he didn't do it properly. No.
15:58Interesting.
15:59That was part one.
16:00Ah.
16:01Part one was to pitch the tent.
16:03Did he pitch the tent properly in the first place?
16:06There's no proper way of pitching a tent.
16:09You can do it however you like.
16:11There, er...
16:13There absolutely is.
16:15LAUGHTER
16:16Er, all right.
16:17Well, look, er, I think it's time for some more balloon action.
16:20Who's up next?
16:21Er, it is Persia and Shania.
16:23WHISTLE BLOWS
16:24OK.
16:25WHERE ARE THE BALLOONS?
16:27WHISTLE BLOWS
16:29OK.
16:30Shed.
16:31Are they in the caravan?
16:33In it?
16:35No.
16:36Hmm.
16:37Where can they be, then?
16:39Hiding?
16:40LAUGHTER
16:42Ah!
16:43Oh!
16:44There we go.
16:45Perfect.
16:46We need to look in every space possible.
16:49Right.
16:50So, the bin?
16:52Yeah.
16:53No, that's just bricks.
16:55LAUGHTER
16:56What's your plan?
16:59Put biodegradable balloons in the tent.
17:04The caravan?
17:05Hold on, first the mailbox.
17:07Yeah, check the mailbox first.
17:08No, no mail.
17:09No.
17:10No.
17:11Oh, my God.
17:12I already have an idea.
17:17Can you pop some balloons?
17:18What with?
17:19Anything.
17:20Your pen?
17:21My pen?
17:22I guess.
17:23Thank you!
17:24You're welcome.
17:25What was your plan?
17:26You pop the balloons.
17:27I pop the balloons.
17:28Yeah.
17:29Should I pop some of these?
17:30Yeah, if you want.
17:31LAUGHTER
17:32Do I just keep going?
17:33You just keep on popping, Mike.
17:34What happens if I pop myself?
17:35Uh...
17:36Well, don't do that, Mike.
17:37LAUGHTER
17:38You can gather up some of the, um, balloon carcasses.
17:41Balloon carcasses, did you say?
17:42Yeah.
17:43Quite a chilling idea.
17:4425 seconds left.
17:4525 seconds left.
17:46Oh.
17:47Oh.
17:48Oh.
17:49Oh.
17:50Oh.
17:51Oh.
17:52Oh.
17:53Oh.
17:54Oh.
17:55Oh.
17:56Oh.
17:57Oh.
17:58Oh.
17:59Oh.
18:00Oh.
18:01Oh.
18:02Oh.
18:03Oh.
18:04Oh.
18:05Oh.
18:06Oh.
18:07Oh.
18:09Oh.
18:10Oh.
18:12Oh.
18:13When he's left.
18:14Okay.
18:15Let's give one full balloon.
18:16Okay.
18:17Perfect.
18:18Oh.
18:19Thank you, Persia.
18:21Ah, bye balloons.
18:22Sorry I popped you.
18:23Oh, what a fearless balloon popping.
18:26Jenae, you had a lot of fun doing that.
18:29Well, I really like balloons, so...
18:30truly...
18:31...so I don't think I am just nesting anyway.
18:33like balloons so it was like a dream but I don't think I've dreamed of putting
18:37balloons in a tent but I have dreamed of lying in a bed of balloons you drifted
18:43away there for a second tell me about balloon carcasses I mean there's a
18:49difference between a balloon and a popped balloon when you buy my balloons at the
19:07store they come unblown they still classify like eight colored multicolored Wow
19:12balloons whenever you buy sarcastic balloons they always I will accept all
19:25of those balloons as balloons but I would love to know who got the most balloons in
19:29their tents Michael Anita got 42 balloons in her tent Gwen very close to Anita with
19:3543 we leap up to 120 balloons which was Jamie with his tent dragging technique the
19:42poppers however streaks ahead Persia managed 169 balloons in her tent Shania 171
19:53that is our one point to Anita two points to Gwen I'd say three points for Jamie
19:59four points for Persia but five points to Shania well done
20:04okie-dokie shall we see how that all affects the scoreboard it is very tight
20:09indeed I've got Jamie on four Gwen Anita on five Persia on six and just nipping up
20:13ahead is Shania on ten
20:21ok my name and Mike what's up next when life gives you lemons make lemonade when
20:26life gives you Marmel make marmalade but sometimes life gives you neither and
20:30instead gives you a potentially complicated medley type task in which case my
20:33advice would be head down and crack on with it you're in the final for goodness sake
20:38hello Jamie hi hello Mike hello hi Mike hi Anita how have you prepared for this final eating food what's the food of a winner
21:07carbonara carbonara is it breakfast is probably granola and cherry yogurt okay
21:14lunch is sweet chili wrap soup something like that okay and then in the evening you carbonara
21:24okay place a number next to each word then open the next task I'm just gonna read this see if I can make it make sense in it okay
21:40I don't think I can I'm just thinking just lob the numbers next to the words
21:51just lob them olive seven country seven sneeze seven bin seven I haven't got a time limit on this do I
21:59I mean it'll get dark eventually
22:01I mean it'll get dark eventually
22:03okay
22:04where's the next task
22:06it's right here
22:08okay thank you
22:10do each thing the number of times you've chosen these are the things name a country
22:18eat an olive thank God
22:20eat an olive yay get completely in and out of a sleeping bag do a star jump throw a paper ball into the
22:29bin pretend to sneeze fastest to complete all six things wins you have a maximum of 15 minutes your time starts now I am so thankful I didn't shoot put a huge olive
22:4418 olives you're joking
22:56oh my gosh Jamie you went full Gordon Ramsay at the end yeah 18 olives you are joking me
23:01oh my goodness I mean by the look of your face I think it means something not good for you
23:06not good at all
23:08not good at all
23:09I was actually going to ask you Gwen
23:11is choosing things quite haphazardly your personality
23:14yeah yeah
23:15hmm that's not very scout energy is it I feel like I'd be concerned about going on a scout trip with a scout that just totally feels vibes
23:21just like yeah there might be a snake whatever
23:23yes there might be a snake but my teammates are just going to scare off me while I go well done
23:28I am ready honestly to see a bit more about this task so please Mike okay here we go we've got Shania Jamie and Anita
23:38your time start now
23:40right let's sneeze
23:41achoo
23:43achoo
23:44achoo
23:46achoo
23:49achoo
23:50achoo
23:51achoo
23:53achoo
23:55achoo
24:03achoo
24:04achoo
24:05achoo
24:06Four-star jumps.
24:08You ready for this?
24:10Ready.
24:12OK. Thank you.
24:14Right, name seven countries.
24:16India, China, Wales, India,
24:18Japan, Hong Kong.
24:20Scotland's a country, right?
24:22Yeah.
24:24Los Angeles.
24:26Netherlands.
24:28Peru.
24:30One more.
24:32Iceland.
24:34Ooh, this is nice.
24:36Why?
24:38Why?
24:40Why?
24:42Why?
24:44Why?
24:46Why do you celebrate that much every single time you get one in the bin?
24:48Why?
24:50Why?
24:52Why?
24:54Olives next, is it?
24:56Yes, there's olives next.
24:58They smell so bad.
25:00I love olives, actually.
25:02I don't like them.
25:04Mmm.
25:06Everything OK?
25:08Mm-hmm.
25:10Horrible.
25:12Mmm!
25:14I can't do that.
25:16OK, um...
25:18Get completely in and out of the sleeping bag.
25:22Ooh!
25:23Looks cosy.
25:24Hello!
25:25Hello.
25:26I'm out!
25:28I'm in the sleeping bag.
25:30Had a nap.
25:32I'm out of the sleeping bag.
25:34And now the last thing is,
25:36throw a paper ball into the bin.
25:38In.
25:40Out.
25:42Can I have some olives, please, whilst I'm doing this?
25:46So, I'm just going to fix this up on my own, all right?
25:48Mm-hmm.
25:49While you snaffle olives.
25:50Bye!
25:51WHISTLE BLOWING
25:53WHISTLE BLOWING
25:54WHISTLE BLOWING
25:55WHISTLE BLOWING
25:57WHISTLE BLOWING
25:59WHISTLE BLOWING
26:00WHISTLE BLOWING
26:01I'm not happy!
26:02Why?
26:03Because...
26:04Sweeping bags, you're evil!
26:07WHISTLE BLOWING
26:09Yay!
26:10Second try.
26:11And I'm done.
26:13WHISTLE BLOWING
26:14Bye-bye.
26:15I'm gonna do it inside is a cruel cruel mistress Janaya at least I got to eat 11
26:33olives yeah you absolutely lucky yeah you had a bad time with that Jamie I got
26:41some water because I know this will be easier to go don't go there mentally
26:48all right genuinely Anita why are sleeping bags evil that ship broke like
26:56one zillion times have you ever tried to get a sleeping bag back into the thing
27:02that you had get the bag
27:11I can't believe you right there's only one thing for it adverts see you soon
27:18welcome back to the grand final of junior taskmaster now it's actually come to my attention during the
27:36break that all of our finalists have tested positive for task-enhancing steroids
27:42it's not against the rules we can crack on there we go time for a look at the final
27:46part of the task let's get the olive out of the way right oh my god how many stars nine one two three
28:03four seven eight nine I'll get that olive is still in my mouth ten eleven all that olive one two three
28:17or the olive four five six seven oh I hate your love you left-handed no
28:31I'm gonna make a good point yay oh my god that olive bless me bless you
28:46oh I'm not good with sleeping bags why is sleeping bag wet I wouldn't pull on that thread if I was you
28:54it might not be shot fresh three four five six seven eight nine I'm having some trouble halfway
29:03how many was that what do you think I think this is the tenth one okay
29:1411 18 name 18 countries Barbados name one country Wales okay Nebraska no that's not a country
29:29Alaska California I forgot all of the countries would it help if you thought about population density tables
29:45I don't even know what that is no does that count so that's not honest though you don't have to eat have a bin I don't think
29:56I would I'm not enjoying this your eyes are watering this is the worst task I've ever done
30:03oh Iran Syria Spain Germany Egypt Scotland um Wales England no yeah
30:15can I have a glass of water please you're allowed to say how many I have left oh I'm allowed yeah
30:23but you just don't worry I'm not gonna this is impossible goodbye thank you pleasure so would you say you've acquired the taste now
30:34olive fan no no
30:41bye
30:43you ate it out of the bin anything for the task
30:49do you mean you often eat food out of the bin no she lets her scout stuff
30:55I've got to say Persia I would have done this exact same thing with that country element of the task
31:02I just want to mention yeah the moment before I went on that I was talking about how I wanted to go to Japan
31:08like Japan is a country apparently
31:12I think you were right
31:14Gwyn I mean you were straight to Wales yeah what's this thing about Wales um the sheep
31:19New Zealand is an exact copy of Wales
31:25They have
31:27Excuse me what are you trying to say to me
31:29Say it's okay it's just the famous penguins of Swansea
31:33he's also talking about
31:34LAUGHTER
31:37I reckon it's time for some points for the task.
31:39Yes, Gwen was the only one to complete all six tasks
31:42and managed that in 7 minutes 44.
31:44Anita completed five in 12 minutes 59.
31:47Shania completed four in an incredibly rapid 3 minutes 34.
31:52Possibly that quick because she didn't do a couple of them.
31:55LAUGHTER
31:57Persia also got four but it took the full 15 minutes.
32:00Jamie managed five, much like Anita, and did it in 7.41,
32:04but there was the olive refusal issue.
32:07OK, my heart of hearts is telling me one point to Persia, yeah?
32:11Two points to Shania, three points for Jamie, four points to Anita,
32:15the full five points go to Gwyn.
32:17OK, well done.
32:19That was very well done, all of you.
32:22OK, Mikey Mouse, what is our penultimate task of the night?
32:26This one is straight out of the MI5 recruitment playbook, probably.
32:31LAUGHTER
32:32MUSIC PLAYS
32:33Hi, Mike. Hello, Anita.
32:47Hello.
32:48Hi. Hi.
32:50Hey up, Mike.
32:51Hey up. How do?
32:53I don't speak that language, I'm sorry, what?
32:56LAUGHTER
32:57Plans for the weekend?
32:58Well, I'm playing football on Saturday again.
33:00What's the perfect weekend for Jamie?
33:03Good win at football.
33:04Mm-hm.
33:05And then just playing out with my mates.
33:07Yeah.
33:08What's Mike's perfect weekend?
33:10Silence.
33:12LAUGHTER
33:14Hmm.
33:15Leave this room in exactly one minute from now.
33:25Sit in the lab for three minutes.
33:27Then when the alarm goes off, re-enter the room.
33:32OK.
33:33One, two, three...
33:36So, do I have a clock so I know when the one minute is?
33:40No.
33:42Seven, elephant.
33:43Eight, elephant.
33:44Nine, elephant.
33:45Twelve.
33:46Thirteen.
33:47Fourteen.
33:48One, Mississippi.
33:49Two, Mississippi.
33:50Three, Mississippi.
33:51Three, Mississippi.
33:52Are you timing, Gap?
33:53Are you timing, Gap?
33:54Are you timing, Gap?
33:55Bye-bye.
33:56You're going now.
33:57See you later.
33:58PHONE RINGS
33:5936, elephant.
34:0037, elephant.
34:01Fifty-seven, elephant.
34:02Fifty-seven.
34:03Fifty-eight.
34:04Fifty-nine.
34:05Sixty.
34:06Goodbye.
34:07That was the end of your minutes.
34:08Oh, I didn't have to tell.
34:09Bye.
34:1047, elephant.
34:11Thirty-seven, elephant.
34:12Fifty-seven, elephant.
34:13Fifty-seven, elephant.
34:14Fifty-seven.
34:15Fifty-eight.
34:16Fifty-nine.
34:17Fifty-nine.
34:18Sixty.
34:19Goodbye.
34:20PHONE RINGS
34:21That was the end of your minutes.
34:22Oh, I didn't have to tell.
34:24Bye.
34:2547, elephant.
34:26PHONE RINGS
34:28Thirty-seven elephants in a minute, as it turns out.
34:31PHONE RINGS
34:33Twenty Mississippi.
34:34Twenty-one Mississippi.
34:35Twenty-one Mississippi.
34:36PHONE RINGS
34:37Thank you, Anita.
34:38PHONE RINGS
34:45Lots of different versions of a minute there.
34:48Yeah.
34:49Thirty-seven elephants.
34:50Twenty-one Mississippi's.
34:51Mississippi's have failed me.
34:56Sinead, you were literally going 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55.
35:00I was the most accurate, so you can't say that, Brian.
35:02LAUGHTER
35:03Well, that's the first time that's happened on the show.
35:08PHONE RINGS
35:09Persia, you're a fan of pigeons.
35:12I'm surprised you didn't decide to count in pigeons.
35:15PHONE RINGS
35:16I've been having to switch between methods.
35:17I went one, 1,000, but I went too slow.
35:20Then I tried elephants, now I'm trying pigeons.
35:23I don't know how to count my minutes.
35:25PHONE RINGS
35:27Oh, I'm very excited for the next part.
35:30Soccer to me.
35:31Here you go.
35:32Socked.
35:33LAUGHTER
35:34And both.
35:35Tuck.
35:36Tuck.
35:37Tuck.
35:38Tuck.
35:39Tuck.
35:40Tuck.
35:41I bet this isn't going to be the end of this task.
35:43That'd be too easy.
35:44Four, three, two, one.
35:45Bye-bye.
35:46Hello.
35:47Wow.
35:48Hello.
35:49Hello again.
35:50Uh...
35:51Uh...
35:52Oh!
35:53Oh!
35:54Oh!
35:55Oh!
35:56Tuck.
35:57Tuck.
35:58Oh, my God.
35:59Oh!
36:00One, four, three, two, one.
36:06Bye-bye.
36:12Hello.
36:13Hello again.
36:15Uh...
36:17Oh!
36:24Oh, my God.
36:27Hello, Gwen.
36:30Hi, Mike.
36:31Hi, Anita.
36:32Is it disco time?
36:34It's always disco time, Anita.
36:36Come on. OK.
36:39Say what has changed.
36:52Most correct answers wins.
36:54Every incorrect answer will lose you two correct answers.
36:59You have three minutes.
37:00Your time starts now.
37:04Ooh.
37:05Wow.
37:06I think I've got lots to do wrong.
37:07Tricky, tricky star.
37:10I mean, firstly, I just want to address the absolute inability of anyone to stand in the lab for three minutes without getting bored.
37:17Anita, you were straight into meditation and then immediately, I'm bored.
37:20I'm bored.
37:22I also, I loved how everyone walked back into the room.
37:25Finding a man dressed as a crow on the sofa was kind of disturbing.
37:30You thought it was disco time, Anita.
37:31I've been through...
37:32Yeah.
37:33Do we still do discos at school and stuff?
37:35Yeah, we do normal discos.
37:37Really? Are they fun?
37:38They're pretty terrible.
37:39Really?
37:39Because, like, the year sixes, we have to share our discos with the year fives and they are a bunch of cra...
37:46Oh, hold on.
37:46Oh, not a few.
37:47LAUGHTER
37:48Not a few.
37:50Not a few.
37:51Not a few.
37:51Just the year fives in my school.
37:54I'm, I'm missing my disco to be here, but if I'm honest, I'd rather be here than a disco for multiple reasons.
38:01Yeah.
38:01The music's way too loud.
38:02Yeah.
38:03People have way too many sugar rushes.
38:05LAUGHTER
38:06The teachers dance.
38:10LAUGHTER
38:11It's actually so annoying because everyone's like,
38:14you should have a boyfriend, and I'm like, I don't want a boyfriend!
38:16Yeah, you are...
38:17Come on!
38:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
38:20What do you like to hear?
38:22Uh, look, I think it's time for a break, and you know what?
38:26Just have fun with this one, yeah?
38:27Make it your own.
38:28It's the end of term.
38:29I'm clocking off.
38:29See you soon.
38:30Bye.
38:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
38:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
38:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
38:41Welcome back!
38:42It is the final part in the final show, and not long until the final task.
38:46What's up next, Mike Little Pony?
38:49I'll show you.
38:50Here we go.
38:51Hmm.
38:52Hmm.
38:53All right.
38:55One.
38:56A bird sitting in this room.
38:57Right.
38:58There's a disco ball, which is actually shining.
39:01An aubergine.
39:02A teeny rubber duck.
39:04There's a horse in that plant.
39:05The table has gone and it's turned teeny.
39:09And the chair's gone teeny too.
39:11Oh, a little table.
39:12LAUGHTER
39:13You weren't wearing a duck tie.
39:16Is that a question?
39:17No.
39:18It's a statement.
39:19You and your tie.
39:22Your saddle, a lather.
39:24Moustaches.
39:25Rose has got a moustache.
39:26Oh, and the pictures you've changed.
39:28I'm on it!
39:30I don't know if the eggplant was there.
39:33Oh, this is tricky.
39:35No, tomato soup wasn't there.
39:37I can read.
39:38Don't you worry.
39:39There wasn't a cat there, otherwise it probably would have stroked it.
39:42It's the cat.
39:44The cat wasn't there.
39:46Oh, did I mention the pineapple?
39:48That light wasn't on.
39:51How long have I got?
39:53You've got one minute and 11 seconds left.
39:56There wasn't a disco ball.
39:57The wooden piñata kind of horsey.
40:00These little guys weren't here.
40:02How long do I have left?
40:04You've got...
40:05WHISTLE BLOWS
40:06No seconds left.
40:07OK.
40:08Thank you, Jamie.
40:08I think I did well there.
40:10Do you?
40:11Yeah.
40:12That's still creepy.
40:13So, it turns out, you know, their first minute in that room was to, you know, memorise their surroundings, although we didn't get around to telling them that bit.
40:28I mean, it's some rather offensive statements just thrown around.
40:31Sinead just screaming, Rose has got a moustache!
40:34You're not sitting close enough to see that, are you?
40:37You would never wear a duck tie!
40:40I know, that's very strange.
40:42You looked really good in it, but I prefer you with your knitted ties.
40:46Thank you, Anita.
40:47They're learning now.
40:48They're absolutely learning.
40:50Alrighty, I want to see how good their memories are.
40:53Mike, please, hit me with some stats.
40:54Very good.
40:55They all did very well, got most things.
40:57They all missed the lampshade, which changed colour.
40:58They all missed a book, which was entitled, Hey, Kid, This Book Wasn't Here Before.
41:03Quick recap.
41:04For each wrong guess, we're taking two off their total.
41:07So, Persia, for example, got ten correct.
41:09She's actually got three incorrect guesses, so that means four is her score on that.
41:12Yep.
41:13Similarly, Shania ends up with seven.
41:15Jamie, eight.
41:16Gwen got ten guesses and no wrong, so stays on ten.
41:20And Anita, 11.
41:21OK, so, that means it would be one point to Persia, two points to Shania, three points for Jamie, four for Gwen, and five points to Anita.
41:32There you go.
41:34Well done.
41:36Right, you teeny little tights, make your way over to the stage for the final task of the show.
41:42Mike, who is going to be the final person to read out the final task on the final of Junior Taskmaster?
41:56It's going to be Jamie, please.
41:57Thank you, Jamie.
42:25It's very much a last man standing kind of deal.
42:29Are the shoes in there, or do we need to use our own shoes?
42:32The shoes are provided.
42:33The shoes are in your box.
42:35And if you are eliminated, my dear contestants, you'll be asked to sit on your box.
42:39It would be fun to sit on the box.
42:41Great.
42:43Well, that could be coming your way.
42:46Please open your boxes.
42:48Have a think about what shoe you're going to choose first.
42:51Three, two, one, show your shoes, please.
42:57So, Anita, you are up first.
43:03Next up is Gwen, please.
43:07You can do it.
43:08Oh!
43:08Oh!
43:09Oh!
43:16Good luck.
43:18OK, next up is Jenea.
43:19Oh!
43:20I'm afraid you can see you are eliminated.
43:21Take a seat.
43:22Oh, well done Anita.
43:23OK, open your boxes.
43:24Show your shoes to the world, please.
43:25In your own time.
43:26OK.
43:27Ooh!
43:28Oh, great.
43:29Ooh!
43:30Ooh!
43:31Ooh!
43:32Ooh!
43:33Ooh!
43:34Ooh!
43:36Ooh!
43:37Ooh!
43:38Ooh!
43:39Ooh!
43:40Ooh!
43:41Ooh!
43:42Ooh!
43:43Jenea, you're up.
43:44Shoe!
43:45Oh!
43:46Ooh!
43:48Ooh, Ooh!
43:49Ooh!
43:50Ooh!
43:51Shoe selection, please.
43:52Oh!
43:53Oh...
43:54Triple Flipper!
43:55It's never been seen before.
44:10Down for the last two.
44:14Double boots. OK, Persia.
44:22Well, hey. Straight off the napping,
44:24but, of course, we do need Jamie's go as well.
44:29It's Jamie.
44:30Congratulations.
44:33And that means, of course, that in this junior task,
44:35we have one point to Anita, two to Gwen,
44:38we have three to Shania, four to Persia,
44:41and five to Jamie. Well done, Jamie.
44:44Right, let's get ready for the final scores of the night
44:47and to declare our junior taskmaster champion.
44:50APPLAUSE
44:56So, my friends, it all comes down to this, OK?
44:59It's the final scores.
45:00Now, I want you all to remember that you have all done so amazingly well.
45:04If I could take a hammer and smash that golden trophy into five bits
45:07and give you all the peace I would, but I'm not allowed around hammers anymore.
45:10So, please, Mike, take it away.
45:12OK.
45:13The final scores on the final of junior taskmaster.
45:16The nation holds its breath and clenches all its available cheeks.
45:20Here we go.
45:22First of all, a round of applause with 12 points has done spectacularly through the series.
45:26It's Persia.
45:31In joint third place with 15 points, we have Anita and Jamie.
45:40Second place with 16 points goes to Gwen.
45:44APPLAUSE
45:47And with 17 points.
45:48That can only mean that tonight's winner and our series champion is the outstanding, Shania!
45:54APPLAUSE
45:57Yes, Shania, this is mine!
46:00Well done.
46:01Well done, everybody.
46:02Oh, wow!
46:06Incredible.
46:08That's it for the episode and the series.
46:09I would like to thank all of our fantastic contestants
46:12and a massive thank you to the UK's child labour laws for being so flexible.
46:17But before we go, let's hear it again for all of our wonderful contestants over the entire series.
46:21And, of course, if you...