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00:00Oh
00:03Right let's go
00:11Can you take this to our head cool plus cool?
00:20That was quite pathetic
00:30My name is Rose Matafeo and I have been appointed by the powers that be to serve as your newer cooler
00:43Slightly shorter and much junior a taskmaster
00:46Now over the series 25 children will be battling it out through five heats and two semis and the hope of reaching the grand final and getting their tiny
00:55Dexterous little hands on this
00:57I
00:59Know exactly what the kids want. It's a slightly terrifying golden statue of a random 32 year old woman's head
01:06Now in taskmaster tradition tonight's winner will take home all of the prize tasks
01:11However, the contestants who come first and second will both win a spot in the semifinals
01:17And obviously in my role as junior taskmaster
01:20I will be passing judgment awarding points and scrutinizing their every move
01:24Basically just preparing these kids for the horrors of the adult workforce
01:28Yay!
01:29Now it's time to meet some of the contestants. Let's do it.
01:32Please welcome
01:33Anita
01:34Blazer
01:35Blazer
01:36Blazer
01:37Blazer
01:38Blazer
01:39Blazer
01:40And Ruben
01:42It is of course time to introduce my assistant. He is as sharp as a marble, right?
01:48And he is he is a large family style tray of sandwiches short of a picnic like I'm talking like one of those massive trays they have funerals and stuff
02:00It's like what's the egg?
02:01It's like what's the egg?
02:02It's like what's the egg?
02:07Ultimately this is a show about the dangers of dental floss
02:12While standard floss is strong enough to bind a honey glazed ham
02:16It may be wax coated and that wax could ignite in your oven ruining your ham your oven and indeed your reputation
02:23So remember kids of catch of the day is swine use cooking twine
02:29So it either exact phrase tattooed on my lower back
02:34Right Mike could you please reveal to me tonight's prize task?
02:39Certainly this week the category for the prize task is the most impressive circular thing
02:44The irony of course about circular things is that they're usually only found impressive by squares
02:53Alrighty Anita welcome to the show what is your most impressive circular thing?
02:57My mum's wedding ring
02:59Uh
03:00Oh
03:01Oh
03:02Oh
03:03Oh
03:04Wow
03:07OK
03:08What is impressive about this?
03:09It's like a circle of trust
03:11And in the inside my mum and her husband
03:15They have like nicknames which is spiky and sparky and it's engraved in the middle of it
03:22OK
03:23Um
03:24OK
03:25Well done
03:27I guess I believe in love again
03:32Um
03:33So let's hope you two win this back
03:38Uh
03:39Laser
03:40How you doing?
03:41I've got to address it
03:42What is this look?
03:43It's incredible
03:44Well it's just a makeshift alien costume
03:47OK
03:48Came with a headpiece
03:49No
03:51So
03:53Laser
03:54What is your most impressive circular thing?
03:55It's a giant puffball mushroom kit
03:58What is a puffball mushroom?
03:59It's like a kind of mushroom
04:00It's very circular
04:01There we are
04:02Yeah that is the giant puffball that I found in a field
04:06Did you know that if a puffball spored there would be 7 trillion spores
04:11And if all of those spores grew into mushrooms then spored again
04:15The amount of mushrooms would be 800 times the size of earth
04:20What?
04:21Wow
04:22Wow
04:23So if you use that kit you've submitted is that that's what will happen?
04:29Is that what you're suggesting?
04:30Did you know that actually a puffball DNA is 50% the same as humans?
04:37Humans
04:38Any particular human you've got in mind?
04:43Yeah
04:44Any human
04:45Any human?
04:46So you're 50% puffball mushroom?
04:47That checks out
04:48That checks out
04:49That checks out
04:52Alright
04:53Naomi, welcome to the show
04:55What did you bring in as your most impressive circular thing?
04:58If like you want something impressive why not get a really nice globe?
05:03Ah
05:04It can light up
05:06And on the globe if you look like really closely you can see some animals that are actually on it
05:13Oh
05:14I can see a horse, a snake, a dog
05:18A dog the size of Indonesia
05:20Yeah it's quite chilling
05:22Alright
05:23Persia
05:24So my most impressive circular thing is a pigeon's leg ring
05:29Oh
05:30So they're impressive because with racing pigeons they track the pigeons and hold information about them
05:36Mm
05:37So they could search up on their computer let's say 1-9-9-9-8
05:42They could find everything about that pigeon and
05:45Except we can't find out about that pigeon because you've taken their rig
05:50I can't help but notice your t-shirt Persia, what does it say?
05:53I just really like pigeons okay?
05:56I have pigeon socks as well
05:58You've got pigeon socks?
05:59Oh very good, look at those
06:00Oh wow
06:02Now last but not least, Reuben
06:05So I've bought in a Shania Twain CD covered in maple syrup
06:14Wow
06:15Okay
06:16So who's the hardest person to impress?
06:21It's the old lyrical curve words
06:24Aha yes
06:25He's pandering to the elder millennial in me
06:28Well I think one of the most iconic people who is the most hard to impresses Shania Twain
06:34Because of her hit single
06:36Anyway
06:38And because she's Canadian, I decided to cover it in maple syrup
06:41Because why not?
06:42Wow
06:43Okay
06:45Well you're going to go with me
06:49Do your parents like a bit of Shania Twain or is that just
06:52Well occasionally they just pop on a couple of bangs
06:55Do you know what a CD is?
06:59Yes
07:00I have a CD player at home
07:01Do you?
07:02Yeah
07:03What kind of CDs do you have?
07:04McFly and Backstreet Boys
07:07Are you all time travellers? What is going on?
07:11Yeah, the ancient music of McFly
07:14Okay, look, they're all absolutely fantastic
07:17But it's going to be one point to Nayara for the globe
07:20Two points for Persia
07:21Three points for Lazer
07:22Because there was a lot of facts going on there
07:25Anita, the risk of putting your mother's wedding ring into the game
07:30That's really impressive to me
07:31So four points, but Reuben, what?
07:33I mean five points
07:34I got it
07:36It's silly, it's good and I love it
07:38Fantastic stuff
07:40Okay, it's time for the first task
07:42What will be kicking us off tonight?
07:44Coach Mike
07:45Well, the tables are turned in this
07:48Task
07:49No
07:51There is a turntable in it
07:53Sorry, a really big one though
07:55And a hat
07:57Also big
07:58Oh my goodness
07:59Hello Mike
08:00Hello Nayara
08:01How are you?
08:02What's this hat of yours?
08:03It's too tall
08:04Do you like it?
08:05No
08:06What is going on?
08:07What is going on?
08:08Hello pleasure
08:09Hello
08:10Hello
08:11Hello
08:12Hello
08:13Hello
08:14Hello
08:15Hello
08:16Hello
08:17Hello
08:18Hello
08:19Hello
08:20How are you?
08:21Good
08:22Get the most different things in Mike's hat
08:24You must not step on the red green
08:26Most things in Mike's hat
08:27You must not step on the red green
08:28Most things in Mike's hat wins
08:29You have eight minutes
08:30What is going on?
08:31What is going on?
08:32Hello
08:33Hello
08:34Hello
08:35Hello
08:36Hello
08:37Hello
08:38Hello
08:39Hello
08:40Hello
08:41Hello
08:42Hello
08:43Hello
08:44Hello
08:45Hello
08:46Hello
08:47Hello
08:48Hello
08:50Take the most different things to get the most different things in Mike's hat
08:51Click the most different things in Mike's hat
08:53You must not step on the red green
08:54Hy author
08:55Biow
09:11You have eight minutes, your time starts now.
09:12Now, what can I put here?
09:13Is there a cut in your hat?
09:14iIr.
09:15All the information is on the task.
09:16It says, get the most different things in Mike's hat, you must not step on the red green.
09:17Yeah, yeah, I think that's pretty comprehensive.
09:21To you?
09:29A little cake on a cake display. It was quite nice.
09:33Uh, Nayara, I think you were getting quite annoyed at Mike.
09:35Yes.
09:37The reason I got annoyed at him is because every time I answer a question,
09:41he's like, the answer's in the task.
09:44Honestly, don't get me started on that.
09:47It's so annoying.
09:49Very annoying. It's happened to me a lot.
09:51All been there, brother.
09:54The task is very simple.
09:55Get some things into that big ol' hat.
09:57Show me that, Mike.
09:58Here is Persia and Reuben.
10:02This to get near you,
10:04and then this to get to your level.
10:08So now I can actually reach...
10:12Waiting.
10:14Bam.
10:15Make a little path.
10:20Make it a bit wider.
10:28Okay.
10:30Is this...
10:32Does this give much...
10:34Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
10:37Okay, okay.
10:38Okay, okay, okay.
10:39Whoa.
10:48Let's try other things.
10:50Torch.
10:51Bean bag.
10:52Strawberry.
10:53Tennis racket.
10:54Ah, cling film.
10:55Ah, cling film.
10:58Cling film.
11:02Okay.
11:03I'm definitely not gonna win this.
11:05So far, I haven't got anything in Mike's hat.
11:09Oh.
11:10Nope.
11:11Missed.
11:12Just stuck it in.
11:13Yeah, give it a good ol' chef, why not?
11:14Blah.
11:15Blah.
11:16Okay.
11:18Blah.
11:19Yeah.
11:21That's in your hat, technically.
11:24Next of all, I need a brick.
11:30A clownfish and a salmon.
11:32A clownfish and a salmon are two different things.
11:34things they're different species of fish okay posk thing thank you Ruben you
11:48welcome are you worried at all about the fact you've pushed my ears further down
11:51my head than they've ever been before now the more things you can get into the
11:54house it's all about the task isn't it fundamentally yeah
12:04you've got some stuff in there pleasure very much meant for these sort of the
12:10the pathway than the elevated gantry you had the pathway but you instead you put
12:14a sort of elevated obstacle the eventually got over the stools onto the
12:20bricks very precarious right careful to try and get different items yeah different
12:24species it did what was that about they're different kinds of fish and
12:28they're made of different things the cow fish was made of like rubber and and the
12:33salmon I think was like stuffed do you stuff do you think I was born yesterday
12:37really pleasure you certainly filled up that hat but would you say that those
12:44items were different here's what we with the yarn here's what we know the yarn was
12:55different colored and which makes it different the googly eyes when you pick
13:01it up the eye inside the plastic is always going to be in a different spot
13:05right was with the previous googly eyes I agree with Persia
13:11what are we gonna see now Mike next up it's Anita and laser what have you got got a few balls to maybe throw at your face or no not your face
13:18what are we gonna see now Mike next up it's Anita and laser what have you got got a few balls to
13:31balls to maybe throw at your face or no not your face
13:38this is not going well oh got one in
13:46I've got an idea oh yeah yeah you don't have to wear your hat
13:53all right but I'm gonna have to take your hat off
14:00so
14:02yes I got the hat off yes I got the hat off
14:07hello
14:08what are you going to do next
14:09just put everything in that
14:11a lot of thing balls
14:13three kilograms of dolly mixture
14:15yeah you've got 37 seconds left
14:17thanks for telling me
14:19a lot of balloons
14:21get out feathers they're too big
14:27what are you doing now?
14:29it's mine
14:30it's mine
14:36done
14:37thank you thank you
14:39okay I don't know why I'm doing this
14:41what are you doing?
14:42what are you doing?
14:43he's trying to draw on you
14:44too short
14:45okay I'm pretty sure
14:47there you go
14:48yes
14:55that's a real shame
14:56I just go
14:57aww
14:58thank you Mike
14:59how dare you how dare you laser
15:11draw on this sweet man's face
15:14what was the thinking behind it laser just a bit of fun at the end
15:17exactly
15:18why not for fun why not abuse the assistant taskmaster
15:23oh gosh he is right
15:26at one point I think you just said
15:29I'm gonna get a big stick and poke it in your hat
15:32it was a nerve-racking time
15:34they had different approaches to the removal of the hat
15:36you may have noticed
15:37yes
15:38laser going for the brim which was quite
15:40quite terrifying
15:42you don't want him to pull out your eye
15:45for example
15:47perfect example
15:49okay time for a break
15:51you know what you can use this time however you choose
15:53we're all about free will and autonomy here at junior taskmaster
15:55but having said that you better come back
16:08welcome back to junior taskmaster
16:10Mike more tasks immediately
16:12right
16:13should we see how Nyara got on
16:14absolutely that's what I want
16:16before you put on mine
16:17I just want to tell you one thing
16:19I wasn't thinking straight
16:21I'm looking for weird things and different things
16:28what are you going to do with them
16:31throw them in your hut
16:33I see
16:34do they go in?
16:35no
16:36they're not going in
16:38what have you chosen to throw now?
16:40balloons and feathers
16:41those most trustworthy of missiles
16:43jumpers
16:44argh
16:45argh
16:46argh
16:47argh
16:48argh
16:49old
16:51slices
16:52argh
16:53sch
17:04nam
17:18ARGH! You're spinning, ruining me!
17:23I almost got the band in!
17:26Your spinning ruined my band!
17:30Sorry, Nayara.
17:32Bye-bye.
17:33Bye-bye.
17:41Wow, wow, emotional.
17:43APPLAUSE
17:45Nayara will go fine after she showed immense strength against adversity there.
17:50There was a point, I don't know, if you spotted it, Nayara,
17:52where you threw some cotton wool balls out of your hand
17:54and they actually blew straight back into your hand.
17:58At the end, though, I feel like there was a lot of blame
18:00being put on Mike there, and almost quite a threatening...
18:04If he could just get up and walk to me, that'd be perfect.
18:09I think the phrase he used was, you're spinning ruined me.
18:14I mean, how did you feel to be quite threatened?
18:16I mean, she gave you the eyes.
18:17I felt like I must have generated that wind somehow as well.
18:22She was so certain.
18:23I saw the anger in those eyes.
18:25Actually, you could have, cos you're spinning, it'll get air out.
18:28Wow, this is true. She's gaslighting you.
18:32I love it. I love the argument.
18:34Nayara, I love the attempt, and that was a joy to watch.
18:36Well, honestly, this task seems pretty straightforward.
18:39It's just about how many different things you got into the hat
18:41without touching the red-green,
18:43so I guess we just need to tot up those things in the hat.
18:45Well, yes, although you do mention the red... green.
18:52Shall we have a squeeze, Ruben?
18:53Use the cling film wisely.
19:03Okay, it's definitely not gonna work.
19:05You know what? I do almost hear something impressive about so flagrantly breaking the rules there.
19:14If you're gonna do it, do it big style.
19:16It was accidental, okay?
19:18Common defence, unfortunately, holds no water whatsoever.
19:23There is one more little video.
19:25Oh, no. Oh, no.
19:27Here we go. Not me! Not me! Yes!
19:35LAUGHTER
19:36APPLAUSE
19:42Wow!
19:45APPLAUSE
19:47He was, er, fevered with bloodlust.
19:53LAUGHTER
19:55Was it all worth it, Laser?
19:57Was it...?
19:58Yeah.
20:00This does make it a bit more straightforward, doesn't it?
20:02Do you want some data?
20:03Uh-huh.
20:04No, I mean, I don't want to pour salt into the wound.
20:07Obviously, there was zero different items in the hat.
20:10I've got four different types of items in the hat, and Ruben got eight, but we know what happened there.
20:14Laser also got eight, but we also know what happened there with the red-green.
20:17Anita got a whopping 13 different types of items.
20:20Oh, wow, amazing.
20:22APPLAUSE
20:23All right.
20:25Well, points-wise, unfortunately, Ruben, Laser, nil points for you both.
20:29Uh, Nayara, nothing in the hat. Honestly, though, you know what?
20:32I'm feeling generous.
20:33I'm giving a bonus point just for the fact that that was so beautiful.
20:37Will you take a pity point?
20:39Yeah.
20:40LAUGHTER
20:41Fine, fine, fine.
20:42So, so, so, one point for Nayara, four points for Persia, but five points has to go to Anita.
20:48APPLAUSE
20:50Shall we see how that all looks on the scoreboard?
20:53Yes, please.
20:54Well, it's pretty tight.
20:55Nayara is languishing with two.
20:57Anita is way ahead with nine, though.
20:59Oh, wow.
21:00Anita, you're running low.
21:03All right.
21:04I would love to see another task.
21:06Windsor Castle.
21:08Hedgehogs.
21:09Mashed potato.
21:10Together, these things make up the sacred Troika of Britain.
21:14LAUGHTER
21:15For obvious reasons, we can't use two of those in these shows,
21:18so here's a task involving a wee bit of mash.
21:20Oh, golly.
21:22Hello, Mike.
21:23Hello, Lezo.
21:24Hello, Peugeot.
21:25Hello.
21:26Anita.
21:27Hello.
21:28Welcome.
21:29I'm already worried.
21:31Oh, sorry.
21:32Hello, Reuben.
21:33Hello.
21:34Oh, God.
21:35Hello, Nayara.
21:36What kind of mash is that?
21:37Kind of mash, are you?
21:38Yeah.
21:39Huge fan of it.
21:40Work out what to think you're in each pile of mash.
21:42You may eat one.
21:43I'm not eating that.
21:44No.
21:45You may eat one, sniff one, lick one, put your lips on it.
21:48Oh, you may eat one.
21:49Oh, my God.
21:50I'm sorry.
21:51Hello, Reuben.
21:52Hello.
21:53Hello, Reuben.
21:54Hello.
21:55Hello, Reuben.
21:56Uh, God.
21:57Hello, Neara.
21:58What kind of mash is that?
21:59Work out what do you think you're in each pile of mash?
22:05You may eat one. I'm not eating that!
22:10You may eat one, sniff one, lick one,
22:14put your little finger in one and throw one on the floor.
22:18Most correct answers wins.
22:20You have ten minutes. Your time starts now.
22:23APPLAUSE
22:27Wow, wow.
22:29That's so minty. OK.
22:31It's a classic game of what's in the mash, isn't it?
22:33Yep. Little finger.
22:35We all have little fingers since we're kids.
22:38Yeah!
22:39And also, even though you said it's a classic game of what's in the mash,
22:43it's also hashtag horrible.
22:48Wow.
22:49You're really bad at making mash.
22:51You need to go on cooking lessons.
22:53Not enough butter.
22:55Yeah!
22:56It needs lots more butter.
22:58Excuse me.
22:59That is an ancient, generation-old recipe from Mike's family, right?
23:04No, from the time before butter.
23:05You were being mean to him earlier,
23:07and now what you're doing is you're defending him.
23:09Yeah!
23:12Hey, listen, I don't know if I'm coming or going,
23:15and maybe that's the way I like it.
23:18All right, all right.
23:19Who's up first, Michael?
23:21We have Anita, Persia and Reuben.
23:24I'm going to put my little finger in this one,
23:26because it looks like it has the most vegetables in it.
23:30I know what's in that one.
23:31Cucumber.
23:33OK.
23:34I'm very familiar with cucumber.
23:36Are you?
23:37Yeah.
23:38OK.
23:39Cucumber and banana.
23:45Ew.
23:46Chicken curry.
23:47I've thrown one on the floor.
23:51Mm.
23:52That was yummy.
23:56Heh!
23:57This one's completely useless.
24:00It just smells like mashed potato.
24:03What is that?
24:05Peas and carrots.
24:07Peas and carrots.
24:08I'm going to go with ribbon.
24:10Happy birthday bandana and a moustache.
24:13I'm going to stick my finger in it.
24:16I already know what that is.
24:17Oh, I know what that is.
24:24I've literally spouted in there.
24:26Would she ascertain from sniffing?
24:28Yeah.
24:31Oh, that's Brussels sprouts.
24:32That is...
24:33OK.
24:38Right, that looks like it.
24:40Cheese and lettuce.
24:42OK.
24:48It's just a massive ball of mashed potato.
24:51Egg.
24:52Are you going to say egg?
24:53And if you want to be specific, boiled egg.
24:55OK.
24:56Boiled egg, but it's not completely boiled
24:58because inside the egg it's still runny.
25:01OK.
25:02It's a boiled egg, just not completely boiled.
25:03OK.
25:10Mint and pecans.
25:12OK.
25:15Mushroom and toothpaste.
25:21Hazelnut and some dried orange.
25:25I think it's safe to say that that task is officially finished.
25:29Bye.
25:31Bye.
25:33Until next time.
25:42How dare you!
25:43The definition of making that task is savage.
25:59LAUGHTER
26:01Can I say ribbon should count?
26:03Because if you cut it up, then you'd count that as ribbon
26:06and you'd tie it on your present.
26:08There are very different types of sashes, so a hen party sash
26:11will get you a different reaction to say, you know...
26:14Yeah, if you've wrapped an anniversary present in a hen-do sash,
26:16there's going to be...
26:17LAUGHTER
26:19There's a little bit of a...
26:20It's a can of worms.
26:22Right, that's the end of part two.
26:23But part three is going to be even better.
26:25How do I know that?
26:26Well, because I was actually sent from the future.
26:29What happens to me in the future?
26:30Oh, you're extremely rich.
26:31Wow.
26:32Rich in love and family.
26:33Oh.
26:34See you soon.
26:45Welcome back.
26:47Hey, are you ready for part three?
26:49Please, Mike, may I have some more?
26:52More!
26:55It's all right.
26:56You may indeed.
26:57Now it's time for Leza and Nyara.
27:00Let's go.
27:02Um...
27:05Well, it's...
27:06I'm just going to guess cucumber and pumpkin.
27:10These are the shapes of cucumber that it looks like.
27:13Say cucumber.
27:15Say it's mushroom and mint.
27:22Mushroom.
27:23Oh, that's sprouts.
27:26Oh, that's sprouts.
27:29What's this?
27:30Ah!
27:34Oh, hey.
27:35What's this?
27:37What?
27:38Ah.
27:39Puh.
27:40Ew.
27:41Egg.
27:42There's one little big red thing, actually.
27:43I want to know what it is.
27:44OK, I'm going to put my little finger in one.
27:45There...
27:46Is that your little finger?
27:47What is...
27:48This is a moustache.
27:49Right.
27:50I don't know.
27:51I don't know.
27:52I don't know.
27:53Can I just skip on here?
27:54All the information's in the task.
27:55Get on my nerve.
27:56Look, I'm just going to have a look if there's anything which tells me what they are.
27:57Um...
27:58Anything around here?
27:59Oh, yes, there is.
28:00This one's the information.
28:01It's important.
28:02What is...
28:03What is...
28:04What is...
28:05This is a moustache.
28:06What is...
28:07This is a moustache.
28:08What is...
28:09I don't know.
28:10Can I just skip on here?
28:11I don't know.
28:12Get on my nerve.
28:13Look.
28:14I'm just going to have a look if there's anything which tells me what they are.
28:18Um...
28:19Anything around here?
28:20Oh, yes, there is.
28:21This one's the information.
28:22This one's full egg and fried egg.
28:23This one's spaghetti and sprouts.
28:24That one's curry and cucumber.
28:25And this one's hen do sash and fake tash.
28:26Done.
28:27Thank you, Mike.
28:28Hi, ladies.
28:29Thank you, Noah.
28:30Oh, wow.
28:31Lazy, Lazy.
28:32Look how do you feel right now?
28:33How do you feel?
28:34Pretty good, but I feel pretty disappointed that I didn't find it earlier.
28:35I was right there.
28:36I was right there.
28:37You're right there.
28:38I got it.
28:39I got it.
28:40I got it.
28:41There's a lot of fun.
28:42I got it.
28:43I got it.
28:44I got it.
28:45I got it.
28:46I got it.
28:47I got it.
28:48I got it.
28:49I got it.
28:50I got it.
28:51I got it.
28:52I got it.
28:53I got it.
28:54I got it.
28:55I got it.
28:56I didn't find it earlier.
28:57I was right there.
28:58Yeah, but Nayara, she hit even a closer corner.
29:00I know.
29:01Don't look at me like that, Nayara.
29:03All in all, really, really well done, Lazy.
29:06But how did the others fear, Mike?
29:08Well, it was decent.
29:09It's a tough one.
29:10Reuben got two out of ten.
29:11The other three were very, very close.
29:12Anita and Persia both got four out of ten.
29:14And Nayara got five.
29:16So, I'm actually glad I'm not the worst right now.
29:20You're welcome.
29:22Well, OK, this is a difficult task.
29:26I don't want to give anyone one point.
29:27So, two points to Reuben.
29:28It was a really good attempt.
29:30Three points to Anita and Persia.
29:32Nayara, obviously, four points.
29:33But the full five points has to go to Lazy.
29:35Well done.
29:41Fire another task up, Mike, please.
29:43WWRHDOWTFTM.
29:46That's right.
29:47For this task, I warned my lucky what would Robin Hood do
29:50or William Tell, for that matter, wristband?
29:52LAUGHTER
29:54APPLAUSE
29:56Wow.
29:57And I had to ask myself,
29:59would either of them have done any of this?
30:02MUSIC PLAYS
30:15OK.
30:16Hello, Potter.
30:17Hello.
30:18Hello, Anita.
30:19Hi, Alex.
30:20Alex?
30:21Who's Alex?
30:22Hi, Mike!
30:23Hello.
30:24Hello, Mark.
30:25Hello, Reuben.
30:26Hello, Leza.
30:27Hello.
30:28How?
30:29Hello, Leza.
30:30Hello.
30:31How?
30:32Oh, hi.
30:33Hello, Nayara.
30:34How are you?
30:35Not good.
30:36Why have I not?
30:37I'm amazing.
30:38Oh, fine, fine.
30:40LAUGHTER
30:41Right.
30:42Hit this target, this target, in the most impressive way.
30:46You are 15 minutes.
30:48Your time starts now.
30:50LAUGHTER
30:56APPLAUSE
30:58Right.
30:59Now, I have to ask, who is Alex?
31:07LAUGHTER
31:08Alex Horne.
31:09Alex Horne, that's not a real name.
31:11He's very happy.
31:12So, so, I want to help my head around this task.
31:15It is the most impressive way, right?
31:17It doesn't necessarily mean the most accurate shot,
31:20it just has to impress me in a way, it's an opportunity to be creative.
31:23That's exactly right.
31:24And first to impress, we have Reuben, then we have Nayara.
31:27Oh.
31:28I'm going to go get stuff.
31:31What sort of things do you find impressive?
31:33Mmm...
31:36Nothing.
31:39LAUGHTER
31:40There's an umbrella on the door of the shed.
31:42But...
31:43Sorry.
31:44No, that was...
31:45Sorry.
31:46Quite impressive.
31:47Actually, this is going to be quite odd.
31:50Googly eyeballs.
31:52Yeah.
31:53Please, let us work.
31:54Yes, it works.
31:55OK.
31:56Googly-eyed umbrella.
31:57Acquired.
31:58I'm good at fighting.
31:59LAUGHTER
32:00I'm good at fighting.
32:15Nah, I want something else.
32:17What was...
32:18Was that not good enough for you?
32:19No.
32:20Why?
32:21Really impressive.
32:31This is going to be one attempt.
32:35Three, two...
32:41I think it's success, but this task is done.
32:44Ahh.
32:47Boo-yah.
32:48Boo-yah.
32:49See ya.
32:50See ya.
32:51Boo-yah.
32:52Yeah.
32:53Which one is it?
32:54Boo-yah.
32:55Boo-yah.
32:56See ya, boo-yah.
32:57You all right?
32:58Sometimes you just agitate me.
32:59See ya.
33:00See ya.
33:01Booyah.
33:02See ya.
33:03Which one is it?
33:04Booyah.
33:05Booyah!
33:06See ya, booyah.
33:07Is that right?
33:08Sometimes you just agitate me.
33:11Bye!
33:12Bye!
33:13Wow.
33:14Impressive.
33:16That was really great from both of you.
33:18I have to say, I'm sorry that Mike left you so hanging with that booyah at the end.
33:25He really didn't understand what was going on.
33:26I didn't.
33:27And Ruben, of course, the googly eye on the end of the umbrella.
33:33Did you have fun doing it?
33:34Yes.
33:35Do you mind, I had a lot of fun doing all the tasks.
33:37That's absolutely fantastic.
33:38That's all it's all about.
33:39Having fun and also being judged by an adult woman.
33:42You got that right.
33:45Would either of you change anything if you did it again?
33:48Actually, yes.
33:49The booyah see ya.
33:51Oh.
33:52What would you have said instead that would have got through to Mike?
33:55Bye.
33:56Yeah.
33:57Look, I'm feeling the need to be impressed again, Mike.
34:00Who was next?
34:01It's Persia and Laser.
34:02OK.
34:03Ooh.
34:04Shed.
34:05Shed.
34:06Shed is fault one because there could be something that looks cool in the shed.
34:11Cool plus cool equals impressive.
34:13OK.
34:14Cool plus cool is a double cool, basically.
34:16Yes.
34:17Perfect.
34:18So what kind of things are cool?
34:22Uh, eggs.
34:25Oh, that, that went well-ish.
34:31Gonna drain the egg.
34:32Yep.
34:33By egg.
34:34Then we stuff the egg with fishies, cover the egg in shaving foam.
34:42Yes.
34:43Make it look like an egg, but not like an egg at the same time.
34:48The old egg not egg paradox.
34:49OK.
34:50If we put googly eyes on the egg, it will make them look like a person.
34:55Eggman.
34:56Eggman.
34:57Is it gonna be this egg?
34:58No.
34:59This egg?
35:00The final egg.
35:01The almighty Eggman.
35:02Bam!
35:03Fishy explosion.
35:04There we go.
35:05Did you say that was double cool?
35:06Double cool, yeah.
35:07Yeah.
35:08Oh.
35:09Oh.
35:10Oh.
35:11Oh.
35:12Oh.
35:13Oh.
35:14Oh.
35:15Oh.
35:16Oh.
35:17Oh.
35:18Oh.
35:19Oh.
35:20Oh.
35:21Oh.
35:22Oh.
35:23Oh.
35:24Oh.
35:25Oh.
35:26Oh.
35:27Oh.
35:36Oh.
35:37Oh.
35:38Oh.
35:39Oh.
35:40Oh.
35:41Oh.
35:42Oh.
35:43Oh.
35:44кол reciber.
35:45Oh.
35:46Oh.
35:47Oh.
35:48Oh.
35:49Oh.
35:50Oh.
35:51Oh.
35:52Oh.
35:53Oh.
35:54Oh.
35:55Oh.
35:56Just a whole guy.
35:57about when these children get so angry at you? I feel fearful. Now Persia, cool plus cool equals
36:05impressive. Yeah. I think Mike asked what was cool and you immediately replied eggs. Eggs, yeah.
36:11What's cool about eggs? I don't understand how an egg can just turn into a chicken.
36:18It's a decent point. A lot of us are taking that for granted. Well, since this is Junior Taskmaster,
36:24the contestants are contractually required to have one nap time per show,
36:28and I think I'm going to join them. We'll see you after the break. Come on, Mike.
36:41Welcome back to the last part of the show. If it was a three-course meal, this would be dessert.
36:46Maybe a lovely sticky toffee pudding. Mike, should we get two spoons and dig in? You better believe it.
36:52The next one to ladle up is Anita. I'm going to make a cross. Yeah? Why is that?
36:59I'm assuming it's going to look like an H-Max this spot! Right. You're not happy with a
37:06bullseye or something to aim at? Or, for example, a target? It's going to look like a target. I'm going to
37:13pretend that my finger's fallen off to make it look like a mess of blood. The mess of blood? Because it's
37:19a criminal's target. It's just taking a dark turn. Okay. What's this? Let me think.
37:31Can you spray this for me, please? In a big circle there.
37:37Okay, thanks. You're welcome. Now, you need to be the criminal. I'm the criminal? Yeah. What do I,
37:42what have I got to do? You need to stab it. With the umbrella. And then I'll do my part. Okay. This is it, is it? Yes, stab it! Stab it in the middle? Yep.
37:50OUT MY FINGER!
37:54Okay, bye. Stop the clock. Bye! Oh, wait. Bye! Bye! Bye!
38:08I don't have a finger anymore.
38:12I am not entirely sure what I just witnessed. Can you talk me through your artistic process there,
38:20Anita? Please. My finger fell off. So, basically...
38:25So, basically, what happened is Mike was a criminal, and he had the umbrella, and he stabbed my finger,
38:33and my finger, like, I had a hole in my finger, so it fell off. And then, since it fell off, like,
38:38where is all the blood? And then, I don't know why I added the shaving foam, it was just fun.
38:42Before you say, I didn't hit the ball, one thing, I did hit the ball with my finger, and two, the task
38:50specifically said, hit the ball in the most impressive way. It didn't say, you need to hit the ball in the most
38:56impressive way. Gosh, it's always so tragic to see the paranoia clutch the young mind.
39:03I mean, I was impressed by each and every one of them, but there are clearly rankings to this, and, um,
39:08I'm going to give one point to my man Reuben, even though there was a googly eye on the end of the
39:12umbrella. One point, two points to Laser, it was chaotic, but it was great. But Nayara, I mean, come on,
39:18there was two cartwheels, there were some flips, three points. Persia, I really love the back story,
39:22four points for Persia, but I just, I love that, it was one of my favourite things ever. Anita, five points.
39:27Amazing.
39:28APPLAUSE
39:31Oh, what has that done for the scores? At the tail end, you've got Reuben, Nayara and Laser,
39:35they're on eight, nine and ten, respectively. In second place at the moment, we have Persia on
39:4013. Our leader is Anita, with 17 points.
39:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:45Very close.
39:47All right, my fun-sized friends, make your way over to the stage for the final task of the show!
39:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:01OK, was who will be reading our final task tonight?
40:04Persia, please, if you wouldn't mind.
40:08Sit silently with your eyes shut for 30 seconds.
40:13Then wave and smile at Rose for 30 seconds.
40:17Then lie on the floor and pretend to swim for 30 seconds.
40:22Most accurate 30-second average wins.
40:25So, you have to work out what the 30 seconds is, however you do that, and we work out who is
40:30closest to real seconds.
40:32OK, so hopefully that's all clear.
40:35I mean, if it isn't, then it's going to be big-time boo-boo time, isn't it, really?
40:41So, you know, your time, according to yourselves, starts...
40:45..now.
40:47WHISTLE BLOWS
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42:45Who'd you get who's your cobbler who does your boots
42:57Do you know why Daniel Day-Lewis? Oh, yeah, yeah, he does he does a bit of acting a bit of cobbling
43:03Good
43:28Well, so probably four out of five of them quite tight
43:33Yeah, sure, sure
43:35Anita got 49.18 seconds on average
43:38Naira got 22.65
43:40Lays have got a decent 34.14 seconds
43:44Reuben got a pretty extraordinary 30.17 seconds
43:56And Persia got 1 minute 20
43:58So in terms of studio task points, that of course means Persia gets 1 for that
44:05Anita 2, Nayara 3, Lays a 4
44:07And Reuben wins the studio task with 5 points
44:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:13All right
44:16Michael, please show me the final scores then
44:19Well, it's just about the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me, Rose
44:22Because the runner-up and the winner will go through to the semis
44:25I'm starting to sweat, my heart is pounding
44:27I can feel a nosebleed coming
44:29Are you all right?
44:30Far from it, but I do want to keep this job served
44:32LAUGHTER
44:34In fifth place, I can tell you, with 12 points, we have Nayara
44:38Give her a hand
44:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:41In fourth place, with 13 points, it's Reuben
44:43Well done, Reuben
44:46We're skipping third because we're leaping up to joint second
44:49because we have a tie
44:51Ooh!
44:52For the runner-up place
44:53With 14 points, that ties between Laysa and Persia
44:56Wow!
44:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:59Which means tonight's winner is Anita!
45:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:06Fantastic
45:07It, of course, also means that we've got a tie on our hands
45:12for second and third place
45:13and that can only mean one thing
45:14It's a tie-breaker task
45:16What's the TBT this week, Michael?
45:18We've gone for the cold, hard cash option
45:20Laysa and Persia have to guess how much money is in my pocket
45:26The closest wins
45:27I'm going to give you a single jangle
45:30Are you ready for a jangle?
45:32It's going to be a faint jangle
45:34LAUGHTER
45:39The definition of an anti-climax
45:41LAUGHTER
45:43If you wouldn't mind showing us, Laysa, how much money you believe is in my pocket
45:46£10
45:47Thank you, Laysa
45:48Persia, what's your guess?
45:49£7
45:50£7
45:51£3
45:53£3
45:54and 12 pence
45:55Which means
45:57Persia is the tie-break winner
45:59and going through to the semi-final
46:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:03Well done
46:04Well done
46:05It was a pleasure
46:06But Laysa is the winner of this show
46:07So go on up and collect your most impressive book
46:10Your things
46:15Wow, that was a triumph for all
46:17I think I can safely say that I like my Taskmasters
46:20like I like my Robert Downies
46:22Junior
46:23LAUGHTER