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00:00I'm not sick but I'm not well
00:05And I'm so hard
00:09Cause I'm in hell
00:21Jeremy, what are you doing?
00:23It's Tony. She's rummaging. I'm watching her rummage.
00:30God, you know what? I think I love her.
00:32You love her? What do you love about her?
00:35Everything. Her vibe.
00:39Oh God, why does the world have to be so wrong?
00:42Come on, Jez. You don't love her. You're just jealous because her husband's back.
00:46There's only so much happiness in the world, Mark, and they're hoarding it all.
00:49That's not how happiness works.
00:51It completely is.
00:53Yeah, what would you know about love or happiness?
00:56What do I know about love and happiness?
01:00I know you have to play dirty, my friend.
01:03Just can't seem to crack it.
01:05Got to go.
01:06Can't believe personnel issued happy hats.
01:09Johnson's our new boss.
01:10Of course we're going to be happy.
01:12I'd like to thank everyone for such a warm welcome.
01:15Maybe I should stop trying to break into her email.
01:18Just have a nice big talk to Sophie.
01:20A proper chat.
01:22Really get down to it.
01:23Because what this department needs is a kick up the arse so hard,
01:26my foot will go right up your digestive tract
01:28and wiggle out your mouth like a little leather tongue.
01:30Yeah, fuck carrot and stick.
01:32He's making the stick out of carrot.
01:34Jesus, he's good.
01:36Careful.
01:37There's man love and there's business love
01:39and never the twain shall meet.
01:41Okay, Sophie, here goes.
01:43No running away.
01:44Just stay here and let it all flood out.
01:47How's your hanging?
01:48Okay, thanks.
01:50Sophie, I was wondering.
01:52I was hoping that we could have a chat.
01:55A proper chat.
01:56Oh.
01:57Yeah?
01:58Yeah.
01:59So...
02:04Tell me.
02:05What was the name of your first childhood pet?
02:08Gerbil.
02:09The gerbil.
02:10I love this song.
02:12Why?
02:13Oh, Jeremy and I were having a bet.
02:16Only wine gums.
02:17But it makes the evenings go a bit quicker.
02:19So, do you want to dance?
02:21I...
02:22I can't really.
02:23It's not.
02:24Myself?
02:25You dancing?
02:26Oh, you betcha.
02:27Yeah, you won't be so cocky, Jeff,
02:29when I come into the office with a Kalashnikov
02:31and 200 rounds of ammunition.
02:33I'm probably exactly the sort of person who could end up doing something like that.
02:38Come on, gerbil.
02:41Ah!
02:42Cocknobs.
02:43Alright.
02:44What's her favourite TV show?
02:46Sex and the City.
02:47S-A-T-C.
02:48Bollocks.
02:49Maybe she thinks it's sex in the city.
02:51Yes, I'm in.
02:52Bollocks to emoting.
02:53I've got my hands on her innards.
02:54Hello.
02:55Mark versus Jeff.
02:56This I have to see.
02:57Blah, blah.
02:58Jeff's a laugh, but he can be a bit of an arsehole.
02:59But I do fancy him.
03:00Mark's clever and funny, but he's so serious.
03:01I wish we could just be mates for a while, but he's so uptight.
03:03Okay.
03:04Hey, Sophie.
03:05Hey, Mark.
03:06I thought you wanted to have a big chat, never mind.
03:07Yeah, we could do, but then why be so serious and uptight all the time?
03:10We're mates.
03:11We should relax.
03:12Do matey things.
03:13Yeah?
03:14Absolutely.
03:15Like a movie.
03:16A movie on a wet Saturday.
03:18That's what mates are doing.
03:19That's what mates are doing.
03:20Yeah.
03:21We're mates.
03:22We should relax.
03:23Do matey things.
03:24Yeah?
03:25Absolutely.
03:26Like a movie.
03:28A movie on a wet Saturday.
03:30That's what mates are doing.
03:32Right?
03:33Sure.
03:34Or what about a dance class?
03:35If you think you can face it, you can come to my dance class.
03:38Dancing?
03:39Yes, dancing.
03:40I love dancing.
03:41Because it makes me look like a coma victim being stood up and zapped with a cattle prod.
03:53How about biscotti?
03:54Jeremy, would you like some biscotti?
03:57Uh, sure.
04:00I'll get them.
04:02Thanks, lover.
04:03Thanks.
04:04Have you heard?
04:05Brand new Heavys are releasing a new album.
04:07Tony, I love you.
04:08I can't hold it in any longer.
04:09I absolutely fucking love you.
04:10Jeremy, what are you...
04:11Really?
04:12I was just telling Jeremy about the brand new Heavys new album.
04:13Yeah.
04:14That's something to look forward to, isn't it?
04:15I'd like a ginger nut.
04:16If there are any.
04:17Yeah, I think there are, son.
04:18I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.
04:21Jeremy.
04:22God, you're so...
04:23I mean...
04:24What's going on?
04:25Tony?
04:26Jeremy loves me.
04:27No, I didn't actually...
04:28Of course you do.
04:29You're a moth.
04:30Sucked in by the light.
04:31I've been to the house.
04:32I don't think there are some.
04:33I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.
04:35Jeremy.
04:36God, you're so...
04:37I mean...
04:38What's going on?
04:39Tony?
04:40Jeremy loves me.
04:41No.
04:42I didn't actually...
04:43Of course you do.
04:45What's going on?
04:46Tony?
04:49Jeremy loves me.
04:51No, I didn't actually...
04:53Of course you do.
04:55You're a moth, sucked in by the light.
04:59I've been banging my head for 15 years against that beautiful light bulb,
05:03and I wouldn't change a day.
05:15She's the beautiful poison, my friend.
05:19God, this is such a mess.
05:22It's fantastic.
05:24This is the best thing for you, mate.
05:27Take your mind off it.
05:29Maybe I should send her a bit of ear.
05:31Or a finger.
05:32Just to show I'm really serious.
05:34Hi, guys.
05:35There's a changing room around there, if you want to...
05:37Er, I thought these would be...
05:40This is Salsa, isn't it?
05:42No. Oh, no, Salsa's on Tuesdays.
05:44No, this is Rainbow Rhythms.
05:45It's quite full on.
05:47Mark, are you all right with that?
05:49Me?
05:52Totally.
05:53This looks...
05:58Cool.
06:00I've walked into my own personal nightmare.
06:03Must remain non-uptight for Sophie.
06:06Even if they make me play trust exercises with their genitals.
06:14Okay.
06:15So now we move into red.
06:17The colour of primal urges.
06:19Jesus.
06:20Mark's such a honky.
06:21I'm definitely the Alpharist male here.
06:22He's probably here for community service.
06:23He looks like he's actually getting a bon-pon.
06:24I'm definitely king of the hippie jungle.
06:25Take a partner.
06:26And with that partner, let the music take you into your primal self.
06:33Jesus Christ.
06:34She must be a tranny.
06:35She's no tranny.
06:36I'm not really here.
06:37It's research.
06:38I'm Louie Theroux.
06:39I'm Louie Theroux.
06:40I'm Louie Theroux.
06:41Hey, no fair.
06:42That's my fun.
06:43I'm actually getting a bon-pon.
06:44I'm definitely king of the hippie jungle.
06:45Take a partner.
06:46And with that partner, let the music take you into your primal self.
06:49She must be a tranny.
06:50She's no tranny.
06:55I'm not really here.
06:56It's research.
06:57I'm Louie Theroux.
06:58I'm Louie Theroux.
06:59Hey, no fair.
07:00That's my fun.
07:04Got to get in there.
07:12Look, can you please just get out of my way?
07:17Hey, so.
07:18I came with her.
07:19It's really hot.
07:20Do you fancy ducking out for a while?
07:22We're right in the middle.
07:26Is this it?
07:27Is this what my grandad died for?
07:29The freedom to do this?
07:31Jesus.
07:34So, how did we all experience the class?
07:39Well, I felt a lot of stuff to do with rejection coming up for me tonight.
07:45Um, I was dancing with someone and they made it very clear that they didn't want to be with me.
07:52Uh, and it just brought up a lot of feelings.
07:57That's all. Thanks.
07:58Yeah, there was a lot of new energy in the room tonight.
08:03And some of it was just so rainbow rhythms.
08:06And some of it was just so not rainbow rhythms.
08:10Thanks.
08:11Why don't you just say who you're talking about?
08:13You're talking about me, aren't you?
08:15Well, yes.
08:16All right, I am.
08:18Well, listen.
08:19I'm sorry if I didn't do it right.
08:21And I'm sorry if you assume that I eat red meat and don't necessarily think money or Tony Blair are a bad thing.
08:30But if there isn't room here for people who stand against everything you believe in, then what sort of a hippie free-for-all is this?
08:38I can't believe yesterday morning I was trying to jerk off to Tony's artophone message.
08:48And this morning...
08:50Oh, Jesus.
08:52Oh, Jesus.
08:54Oh, Jesus.
08:55Oh, Jesus.
08:57Thank you for this experience.
08:59Yeah.
09:00Thanks, Jesus.
09:02Okay, now.
09:03Stop.
09:05What?
09:06Don't move a muscle.
09:09Now we hold this moment for as long as we can.
09:16In total silence.
09:29Jeremy, go away.
09:32Away?
09:33No, Jez.
09:34Look, we've discussed this.
09:35Early in the morning counts as late at night.
09:37And we agreed no reggae music late at night, so...
09:40What?
09:42Oh, for God's sake, Jeremy.
09:44I can't talk to you with that.
09:47What?
09:48Oh, for God's sake, Mark.
09:49We've both got one, haven't we?
09:51Look, Jez, can you please just keep it quiet?
09:53Because some of us have jobs to go to.
09:55Mark, your job is going to the office.
09:58My job is having sex.
09:59Yeah?
10:00That's what I do now.
10:01That's what I am.
10:02I'm a sexer.
10:03Okay?
10:04Sorry, Mark.
10:05Did we wake you?
10:06We're both coming so hard we didn't notice the volume.
10:09An explanation.
10:11Finally.
10:12Thank you, Nancy.
10:14Thanks for the explanation.
10:15Okay, so, dance class.
10:20Alikazoo, alikazam, let's find out just how fucked I am.
10:26Blah blah.
10:27Okay, here we go.
10:28And last night, Mark was a bit weird.
10:31Fair comment.
10:32He didn't really get it.
10:34What's to get?
10:35But shit, he came, so that was pretty amazing.
10:37Okay.
10:38Had dinner with Jeff later.
10:40Ooh, naughty.
10:41Gave him a kiss, but not sure.
10:43He can be so pushy.
10:44He kissed her?
10:45I've got to make a move.
10:47Maybe I should try tapping her phone.
10:51Hope they're not doing it in the hall.
10:53There's nothing erotic about a hall, is there?
10:56Hello.
10:57I'm coming in now.
10:58This is me coming into my house.
11:00Hey, Mark.
11:01All right, Jez.
11:02Is Nancy around?
11:04No, just gone.
11:05I'm seeing her down the rhythms.
11:06Right.
11:07Okay.
11:09Jez, why's the chair and...
11:12What's all this strawberry and my yoghurt?
11:16Jez, what's happened to my muller?
11:19Oh no, you haven't, have you?
11:21You haven't been sexing it up in here with my yoghurt?
11:24Relax, Mark.
11:25It's all right.
11:26We were just feeling very horny.
11:28I don't know.
11:29Okay?
11:30I don't hear about it.
11:31And I don't want it using up all my yoghurt and bloody shower gel.
11:37Mark, I'm just in a very erotic relationship right now.
11:40I mean, we're systematically breaking down all the taboos that society has.
11:44Right.
11:45And love?
11:46Romance?
11:47I mean, is there any romance in any of this at all?
11:50Who needs romance when you're doing it up the bum?
11:52Exactly.
11:53Exactly my point.
11:55I mean, if you've actually done that, which by the way, I can see no point whatsoever in myself.
12:01You'd love to try it.
12:02I honestly would not.
12:04What is this modern obsession with that?
12:08Look, Jez, what I'm trying to say is, so for better or for worse, the 60s happened and now sex is fine.
12:17But can't we take the best of that, the nice music, the colours, the I have a dream, etc.
12:24But not have to face the squalor?
12:28Er, you might want to give that a bit of a rinse, actually, mate.
12:35Do I really have to do this?
12:37What are you afraid of, Jeremy?
12:40All done.
12:42I don't know, it just feels almost wrong.
12:46We're breaking a taboo, of course it feels wrong.
12:49We've got boundaries to smash, Jeremy.
12:51It's our duty to God, Shiva, Nasdaq, whatever you want to call him.
12:56But are you sure this isn't racist?
12:59Jeremy, I come from America.
13:01I've seen the problems race brings up.
13:04Now fuck me and pretend I'm your mom.
13:08What? Why?
13:10You can't imagine your mom having sex with a black man?
13:13That's pretty racist, Jeremy.
13:15Well it's not that, it's just...
13:17Mum?
13:18Really?
13:20Mummy?
13:21I'm sorry, Nancy, I can't do it.
13:24I'm not...
13:25getting anything.
13:26I'm sorry.
13:27Just can't.
13:28I wonder which of my treasured possessions they'll be putting in each other's anuses tonight.
13:49God, she's amazing.
13:51Got to keep her interested.
13:53Prove I can keep breaking taboos.
13:55But what?
13:56Take a crap on the floor?
13:58No.
13:59Hi honey, I managed to make it.
14:01Oh!
14:02Brilliant.
14:03Tony and I have talked it all through.
14:05The whole horrible situation.
14:07What situation?
14:08You being in love with me.
14:10Oh, right.
14:11Yeah.
14:12Now, as we flow into yellow, remember, stop thinking.
14:19Let your body dance you.
14:22Next you'll be telling us to use the force.
14:25If you ask me, Skywalker was bloody lucky to get away with turning off his guidance system.
14:29No.
14:30If I want to act relaxed, it's gonna take all my cunning skill and concentration.
14:38Shit!
14:39Who's Mr Newpants?
14:40Fuck, he's crossing our boundary.
14:43Bollocks, why do we come somewhere with no boundaries?
14:45This would never happen at the pub.
14:47Now, as we move into red, let it all go my super luminaries.
14:52Open the box.
14:55Yeah, sure honey, appear to be opening the box while in fact the lid stays very firmly on.
15:01She's buying it.
15:02God, it's so easy being a freak.
15:03No wonder they're ten a penny.
15:04I should get extra marks for not feeling a fucking thing.
15:18Mark, how are you feeling?
15:19You looked like you were really getting in touch with something in there.
15:21Oh, for God's sake.
15:22Yeah, well, it wasn't really me as such.
15:23It was almost as if something was flowing out of me.
15:24Mmm.
15:25That literally happened to me the first time I went.
15:27I opened up so much I puked.
15:28Oh, blimey.
15:29I think that's fantastic.
15:31No, brilliant.
15:32I mean, that's brilliant, honey.
15:33You're such a bloody trooper.
15:34Well, that's when I decided to live in the open 24-7.
15:38You know, no more crap.
15:39Crap sex, crap relationships.
15:41Absolutely sweetheart.
15:43I mean, we have a great time together and obviously we both know it's an open relationship.
15:48Exactly.
15:49We're open in our relationship.
15:50And we're open with other people.
15:51We are?
15:52That's what we're all about, right, Jez?
15:53Freedom?
15:54Sure, Nance.
15:55Sure, yeah.
15:56Freedom.
15:57Oh, yeah.
15:58Oh, yeah.
15:59Oh, yeah.
16:00Oh, yeah.
16:01Oh, yeah.
16:02Oh, yeah.
16:03Oh, yeah.
16:04Oh, yeah.
16:05Oh, yeah.
16:06Oh, yeah.
16:07Oh, yeah.
16:08Oh, yeah.
16:09Oh, yeah.
16:10Oh, yeah.
16:11Oh, yeah.
16:12Freedom, loyalty, commitment, monogamy.
16:15In a sense, that's the final taboo, isn't it?
16:17That's funny.
16:18You mentioned a word about monogamy the other day when you came around and told me you were
16:21in love with me.
16:23Right.
16:24Yeah.
16:25I mean, that was a bit of a, not mistake or joke, but just wrong.
16:32I mean, you can't love two people at once.
16:34Yes, you can.
16:35Yeah, of course you can.
16:37No, sure.
16:39Obviously you can, but you don't.
16:41You work out who you like best and then you pretend not to like anyone else.
16:46What do you think, Soph?
16:48Can you love more than one person at a time?
16:51Well, I mean, it depends what type of love you're talking about.
16:56Yeah, but what does she really think?
16:58Probably shouldn't look again today.
17:00More than once every four hours would be obsessive.
17:02Very confusing.
17:03Yeah, and I know exactly what you mean.
17:05Tell you what, I'm going off to the bog for a wee.
17:10Conversation is rubbish.
17:12You could literally waste years talking to someone and never get the bottom line.
17:16OK.
17:17Still nothing interesting in the outbox.
17:20She needs to express her feelings more.
17:23Just check the inbox.
17:25Aha!
17:26Jeff!
17:27Just arrived.
17:28What's your game?
17:29Soph, just a thought.
17:30Do you fancy going punting on Saturday?
17:32Thought it might be a laugh.
17:33Bell me.
17:34Love Jeffy.
17:35Jeffy.
17:36Ugh.
17:37Punting.
17:38Punting equals shunting.
17:40Got to get in first.
17:41Ask her out on a day trip.
17:42What's a banker?
17:44And we'd be exploring the miracles of flight and human endeavour.
17:47It's a spiritual thing, really.
17:49Mark, we are not going to RAF Duxford.
17:52And I'm sorry, but we did vote, so the Todsford Stone Circle it is.
17:56Yes.
17:57Yes, I know.
17:58Well, it'd be good to go to a field and look at some stones.
18:02Oh, shit.
18:03We've gone into the crease.
18:04I can't make out anything in the crease.
18:06Jez, we've been lost for four hours now.
18:09Fuck it.
18:10I'm going to Tollesbury.
18:11Tollesbury?
18:12Yeah.
18:13We can surprise Gwyn from dance class.
18:15He's got a boathouse there.
18:16Oh, right.
18:17Gwyn.
18:18Brilliant.
18:19Shit.
18:20Gotta stop this.
18:21Grab the wheel.
18:22Cause an accident.
18:23There's definitely a taboo against that.
18:24Plus, if she got disfigured, she'd be more likely to stick with me.
18:27But what if I came off worse?
18:29Lost a limb.
18:30I'm punching above my weight as it is.
18:32Or, listen, if we'd take a right up ahead,
18:35we could make it to this really wicked-looking public Weybridge.
18:42This is great.
18:43So great to see you guys down here.
18:45This place is just fantastic, Gwyn.
18:47Isn't it fantastic?
18:48Amazing.
18:49Brilliant.
18:50We should probably think about heading off.
18:51Nonsense.
18:52You're here.
18:53Enjoy.
18:56Hey.
18:57I tell you what.
18:58Let's all take a swim.
19:00Yeah.
19:01Nice idea, but no stuff.
19:02So, we'd better be off.
19:04On a day like this, what stuff do you need?
19:06Sorry, I can't possibly enjoy the fresh water against my skin.
19:09I haven't got my stuff.
19:11All right.
19:12I don't need stuff either.
19:14Yeah, forget stuff.
19:15Let's have it.
19:16If there's no stuff I can borrow, I really do feel much more comfortable with stuff.
19:22Oh, this is amazing.
19:23I love this.
19:24Come on, Mark.
19:25Get the pants off, dude, and come on in.
19:26I might keep them on, actually.
19:27Oh, come on, Mark.
19:28Don't be a party pooper.
19:29Get them off.
19:30Yay!
19:31No way.
19:32No fucking way.
19:33I'm not sure I want to swim, actually.
19:34I might just watch.
19:35Oh, off, off, off, off, off, off, off.
19:36Come on.
19:37We've all got them off.
19:38Get them off.
19:39We're having fun.
19:40Jed, Jed, seriously, don't.
19:41I'm pulling your pants down.
19:42I'm pulling your pants down.
19:43Oh, come on.
19:44Oh, come on.
19:45Oh, come on.
19:46Oh, come on.
19:47Oh, come on.
19:48Oh, come on.
19:49Oh, come on.
19:50Oh, come on.
19:51Jed, Jed, seriously, don't.
19:52I'm pulling your pants down, Mark.
19:54Fuck off.
19:55Fuck off.
19:56Fuck off me.
19:57I'll do it.
19:58All right?
19:59I'll do it.
20:00In my own time, I'll do it.
20:03Yay!
20:04Yay!
20:05Yay!
20:06Yay!
20:07Yay!
20:08Yay!
20:09Yay!
20:10Yay!
20:11Yay!
20:12Yay!
20:13Yay!
20:14Yay!
20:15Yay!
20:16Yay!
20:17Yay!
20:21OK, done the hard part.
20:22They've seen and rated my penis.
20:24Now it's time to take advantage of the whole 60s vibe to get it on with Sophie.
20:29This place is amazing, Gwen.
20:31How can you afford it all?
20:33Well, I guess I've just been very lucky.
20:36Money's an energy, and lots of it has always flowed towards me.
20:40Particularly after my parents died.
20:42Cosmic.
20:43Yeah, well, that might sound funny to you, but it was actually quite a painful time.
20:46No, I just meant you're not gonna out-hippie me, you fucking hippie.
20:50This place has great energy.
20:53Yeah.
20:54I remember when I first spent time down here.
20:56I was 14 years old, and I came down here all alone, just with a candle and an old, old copy of Henry Miller.
21:04And I just had the most amazing wank.
21:07I mean, it really just busts me open.
21:10I couldn't believe that I had this instrument right there.
21:14Isn't it amazing, that first big wank?
21:17Oh, yeah.
21:18Oh, yeah.
21:19Yeah.
21:20I'll tell you what we used to do down here when we were kids.
21:24Spin the bottle.
21:25That whole thing.
21:26Hey.
21:27Why not?
21:28Why don't we just fucking go for it?
21:30Yeah.
21:31Okay, so whoever's on, kisses whoever the bottle stops at. Cool?
21:33Yeah.
21:34Mark?
21:35Say no.
21:36Ask her to go for a walk.
21:37Sure, yeah.
21:38Okay, so Jez, you're on, and it's-
21:39Nancy, Nancy, Nancy.
21:40Mark.
21:41Okay, so what happens?
21:42Spin again?
21:43Sure.
21:44If you can't help.
21:45Why don't we just fucking go for it?
21:46Why don't we just fucking go for it?
21:47Yeah.
21:48Okay, so Jez, you're on, and it's-
21:50Nancy, Nancy, Nancy.
21:51Mark.
21:52Okay, so what happens?
21:53Spin again?
21:54Sure.
21:55If you can't help.
21:56Spin again.
21:57Oh.
21:58I can handle it.
21:59I just wasn't sure about-
22:00Mark.
22:01Where you stand on taboos.
22:02I'm not uptight.
22:03I'm not uptight.
22:04I hate taboos.
22:05Well, me too.
22:06I'd break them.
22:07Me too.
22:08I-I love breaking them.
22:09Oh, no.
22:10No.
22:11No!
22:12No!
22:13No!
22:14No!
22:15No!
22:16No!
22:17No!
22:18No!
22:19No!
22:20No!
22:21No!
22:22No!
22:23No!
22:24No!
22:25No!
22:26No!
22:29I can't believe this is happening.
22:31He doesn't even floss.
22:32I tell him, but he won't.
22:33Jesus, when can we stop?
22:35Don't stop first.
22:36If I don't mind looking gay, I'll seem the most hetero.
22:39At least it's Mark.
22:41Oh, Jesus, it's Mark!
22:46Wow, Mark.
22:50Well done.
22:54Okay.
22:55Okay, so...
22:56Nancy's on.
22:57This is probably how the Manson family started.
23:04Come here, you.
23:05Come here, you.
23:13Uh...
23:14Hey.
23:15Go on, folks.
23:16There are other people waiting to...
23:20Hmm.
23:21Okay.
23:22The squalor.
23:23The squalor.
23:24It's happening.
23:25It's Woodstock.
23:26It's Altamont.
23:27It's my lie.
23:28Although...
23:29Sophie's hand on my thigh.
23:30Maybe there's a time and a place for squalor.
23:33Sophie, your...
23:35hand...
23:37Oh, look.
23:38Gwyn's feeling me up.
23:40I'm Louis Theroux.
23:41I'm Louis Theroux and his wry smile at the orgy.
23:44Mark, are you into this?
23:45Because you don't look that into this.
23:46No, no.
23:47This is great.
23:48I'm...
23:49I'm into this.
23:52Because I'm not sure I'm into this.
23:54You're not?
23:57Brilliant.
24:00Sure, an orgy sounds great.
24:02But you're basically just multiplying the number of people you're not going to be able to look in the eye afterwards.
24:07I suppose it would be interesting to try something like that one day, but you've got to think there are inevitably going to be complications.
24:14If you're into something like that, you probably see the inevitable complications as part of the fun.
24:21Isn't this beautiful?
24:22It really is.
24:29Here you go.
24:31Yeah, you can keep your VD and your barricades and your talking and your drugs.
24:36I'm back to basics.
24:38Moonlight, lake, cardigan.
24:40Perfect.
24:42I should do something romantic.
24:45Surely I'm not about to sing.
24:48I may be right.
24:49I may be wrong.
24:51But I'm perfectly willing to swear
24:55That when you turned and smiled at me
24:59A nightingale sang in Barclay Square
25:06He looked like he was singing.
25:10He couldn't have been singing.
25:15This is good.
25:17This is like watching a porno.
25:19Except, I can't see anything.
25:21I haven't got a hard-on.
25:23And I want to cry.
25:24I don't know.
25:25I don't know.
25:29Okay, this is the last time.
25:30I've really got to stop it.
25:31At least ration it.
25:33Three times a day.
25:34Yak, yak, yak.
25:35Mark was so sweet.
25:36Feel like me and him could really have something special if we see more of each other.
25:41Henmania!
25:42Hey Mark, what are you celebrating?
25:43Oh, it's just, weren't we meeting outside?
25:46Go on, what is it? Let me see.
25:48Honestly, it's nothing.
25:50How did you... Mark, is that my email?
25:52No, it's not. It's just a...
25:55Escape, escape, escape!
25:57Mark, I can't believe you'd actually...
25:59But Sophie, please, don't!
26:04We... we have something special.
26:07Not my words, yours.
26:09We can't throw that all away just because I spy on you.
26:13Can we?
26:14Paranoia, paranoia, everybody's coming to get me.
26:30Just say you never met me.
26:33I'm running underground with the moles.
26:36If you get hoes.
26:44If you have something else...
26:47...we can read, do you want to find something else?
26:51How you imagination?
26:53Then what happens with the moles, you see.
26:55Where do you think of the ales...
26:57...i can find something else...
26:59You know, the moles of you are...
27:02I am going to try therefore.
27:03So, what do you find to be as an infiniteHowjah
27:06This...
27:08How to do that.
27:10Seerose, hallelujah, for you...
27:11Probably, Master of you...