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00:00I'm not safe but I'm not well
00:05And I'm so hot
00:09Cos I'm in hell
00:19Shoes. The boringest purchase.
00:22If only Sophie was here, we could horse around,
00:25try on flip-flops and spray suede protector about.
00:28Come on, Mark. It's Sophie and Geoff now.
00:31And that's fine. It's not Armageddon.
00:33Come on, man. Relax. Live a little.
00:36Could get brown brogues.
00:39Best stick to black. Don't want to go completely mental.
00:42Can I help you?
00:44Oh, yeah. Thanks. Yes, I'm after some shoes.
00:48Nothing too fancy. I did think brown brogues,
00:50but, you know, I don't want to look like a spiv.
00:52Spiv? Of course, because this is 1942.
00:56Come on, Mark. She's only a nice girl.
00:58Okay, well, you better say which ones
01:00because I don't like to recommend
01:02because this time I recommended some shoes
01:04and the person tried them on and they didn't look good
01:06but I'd recommended them so I said they did
01:08and then they bought them and I felt bad.
01:11Sorry, you didn't need to know that.
01:13No, it's fine. So I was thinking black, size eight, but broad.
01:19I have a broad foot.
01:21Yeah? Doesn't feel so broad.
01:24I mean, obviously, you know how broad your feet are.
01:27No, it's fine. I just thought they were broad.
01:29Keep feeling my foot, please.
01:31Hey, if we were using ancient Egyptian measurements,
01:34which obviously we're not,
01:36I'd say it was about a fifth of a cubit or one hand.
01:39Your foot's a hand.
01:41Sorry, that's the geekiest joke I've ever heard in my life.
01:45No, I thought it was funny.
01:47I like ancient Egypt too.
01:49Okay, well, I'll get you a couple of pairs and see what you think.
01:52She knows about cubits.
01:54She's not comfortable in her own skin.
01:56She's one of me.
01:57So, Hans, old issue, I know, but the band name.
02:02I mean, I know it's a statement, obviously,
02:04but what does the statement mean?
02:06There you go, free munchies.
02:08Did you just nick this?
02:09Of course I did.
02:10Should be paying me to eat this shit.
02:12Wow, free choco.
02:14Mmm, tasty.
02:15The secret ingredient is crime.
02:17So, listen, Jez, about the band.
02:19You know Pete Preston's outfit,
02:21the executioner's bong.
02:23Yeah, a bunch of wankers.
02:24Exactly.
02:25Well, they've kind of asked me if I'd front them for a couple of gigs.
02:28What?
02:29Yeah.
02:30So, obviously I'm going to have to quit coming up for Blair.
02:33You can't be in two bands at once.
02:35Tom Petty tried that with the Heartbreakers and the Wilburys.
02:37Nearly killed the fucking guy.
02:38But what about me?
02:40None of this makes any sense, two bands.
02:42Besides, you still owe me for the big computery thing.
02:44We don't know how to work.
02:45All right, look, maybe I can get you in on maracas.
02:48I won't be Bez.
02:49I want to be in there on merit.
02:51I don't think you'll make it in on merit.
02:53Just get me in.
02:54Then we'll see about merit.
02:56It's cool.
02:58I'm not a stalker.
03:00I thank shop girls for their advice with chocolates.
03:02I just happened to pop by a couple of days later to let her know I've broken them in.
03:07That's my line.
03:08There's no way they can prove otherwise.
03:10Excuse me?
03:11Yes, sir?
03:12I'm looking for someone who helped me.
03:14April.
03:15I'm a friend and...
03:16You're a friend of April's.
03:17Yeah.
03:18What is this?
03:19The third degree?
03:20No, it's just...
03:21Well, obviously April's at university now.
03:23Ah!
03:24Of course.
03:25Of course she is.
03:26We were talking about that last time I saw her.
03:28Okay, thanks.
03:29Do a Colombo.
03:30Do a Colombo.
03:31Just...
03:32Remind me.
03:33Which university was it April's gone to again?
03:35Dartmouth.
03:36Dartmouth.
03:37Of course.
03:38Dartmouth.
03:39Thanks.
03:40Good old Colombo.
03:42Just the one technique, of course.
03:44Still shits on Quincy.
03:47Yep.
03:48Going on tour, baby.
03:49And the important thing is...
03:50I'm not Bez.
03:51Excellent, baby.
03:53What's Bez?
03:54Oh, Bez in American.
03:57He's kind of like...
03:58You know Flavor Flav from Public Enemy?
04:00Oh, no.
04:01Yeah.
04:02Well, he's kind of like him, but with maracas.
04:05Right.
04:06Hey, Mark.
04:07Guess what?
04:08Jazz is going on a nationwide music tour.
04:10Playing three dates across the south coast.
04:12Hundred quid a gig.
04:13You do the math.
04:14So, what?
04:15You're all piling around in a van?
04:17Actually, due to the fact of physics, I'll be going by National Express.
04:21I mean, you can't make a van any bigger than it is.
04:24No matter how much I, or anyone else, may wish it were a bit bigger.
04:29You do the math.
04:30Maths.
04:31Maths.
04:32Where are you going?
04:33Oh, all the biggies.
04:34Southampton, Dartmouth, Plymouth.
04:36Oh, shit.
04:37I wish I wasn't working.
04:38I'd love to see the English Riviera.
04:40Dartmouth?
04:41That's right.
04:42Playing at the very student union where we met.
04:44Cool.
04:45This isn't stalking.
04:46I want to see the band to support jazz.
04:49So, they good, this band?
04:51Bunch of wankers.
04:52Brilliant.
04:53Well, I'd love to come and see them then.
04:57Hey, I bet you don't get these in the van.
04:59On or off?
05:01How long does it take again?
05:02Just eight and three-quarter hours.
05:04Wicked.
05:05Thank God we're not in the van.
05:07God, I can't believe we're going back to Darty.
05:10There's no quim.
05:11Likes to party.
05:12Like the quim down in Darty.
05:15Yeah, those were the days.
05:18Did you ever appeal about your degree, Mark?
05:20Who cares about that shit?
05:21I didn't go to university to get a degree.
05:23No.
05:24Of course.
05:25Anyway, no use regretting the past.
05:26I wish I'd done ancient history, but...
05:28I thought you did do ancient history.
05:30I did business studies, Jeremy.
05:32For three years.
05:33And I talked to you about it daily.
05:35Right.
05:36I could tell him that's all ancient history now.
05:38He probably wouldn't like that joke.
05:40Oh well, that's all ancient history now.
05:48Haha.
05:49I'm going to razz those fuckers.
05:51Hey Mark, look.
05:52It's Subhands and the band.
06:02You've reached the voicemail of...
06:04Subhands.
06:05Please leave a message.
06:07That guy.
06:09I love that guy.
06:10That is so funny.
06:18You won't be laughing so hard when the loan repayments kick in, buddy.
06:21I suppose you can always defer.
06:24Okay, it's showtime.
06:25What's the line?
06:26What's the line?
06:27Just swinging through town.
06:28Thought I'd check what's hot at the Arts Fac.
06:30Yeah, and after she's thrown up, we can go for a pizza.
06:33Here.
06:34Is that her?
06:35I think that's her.
06:36Ahem.
06:37Hello?
06:38Hi.
06:39Sorry.
06:40Hello?
06:41Shit, shit.
06:42Where's she going?
06:43I'm not licensed to be in this far.
06:45I'm following her.
06:46Shit.
06:47What am I going to do next?
06:48Take secret photos and blow them up on my wall and lie masturbating in my own filth?
06:53Sorry.
06:54Do I recognise you?
06:55Er, the shoe shop.
06:58Black brogues.
06:59I thought I was broad-footed.
07:01You felt otherwise.
07:02Wow.
07:03What the hell are you doing here?
07:05Oh, sorry.
07:06You're obviously a student.
07:07You're doing history, too.
07:09Er, yeah.
07:11Wow.
07:12Who's your tutor?
07:13Professor Netball, Kaiser Soze, McLeish.
07:18Right.
07:19Of course.
07:20You're here for the tutorial.
07:21Sorry.
07:22I'm a bit slow.
07:23They'll soon knock that out with me.
07:25Along with any individuality.
07:27Not that I've got any.
07:29OK.
07:30Come on.
07:33To you.
07:35Why am I walking into the jaws of death?
07:38The jaws of death are best avoided.
07:40That's common knowledge.
07:41Yes.
07:42So, here we are.
07:44Another exciting trawl down the vista of history.
07:47There is no new history.
07:50Only new historians.
07:52Aha.
07:54Were you here last week?
07:56Me?
07:57This is my moment of madness.
07:59This is my Clapham Common.
08:01Er, no.
08:02I'm new.
08:03I'm mature.
08:04I went to Coventry for a week in error.
08:07Lovely.
08:08Totally destroyed in the war, obviously.
08:10But there was a mix-up.
08:12I'm not on the forms, but I'm here now.
08:15Well, obviously.
08:16Fine.
08:17So, Crossan and Read, what did you make of it?
08:19Is that it?
08:20Is that how easy it is to steal some education?
08:23Bloody hell, who's in charge?
08:25The world's just people walking around, going into rooms and saying things.
08:30It's all a big swizzle.
08:31I thought there were some contradictions in the book.
08:36They seem to suggest Christ Galilee was culturally Roman.
08:39Not that old fallacy.
08:41But the Romans didn't station a legion in Galilee till, what, 130 AD?
08:46Yes, indeed.
08:47But I suppose all research funding leads to Rome.
08:50What was your name again?
08:52Corrigan.
08:53Mark Corrigan.
08:55I'm doing it, Dad.
08:57I'm studying ancient history and there's not a thing you can do about it.
09:03I'm pretty sure these aren't maracas.
09:05Still, I'll give them a hand.
09:06Not that I'm a roadie.
09:07I'm just helping out.
09:09I bet Ringo had to carry stuff.
09:11Not that I'm Ringo.
09:12I'm nothing like Ringo.
09:13Are you an executioner's bong?
09:15Sure am, little lady.
09:16Did you sign this for me?
09:17Fuck yeah.
09:18Oi, Jez.
09:20When you finish that, could you run and get a six lattes?
09:25That is so Pete.
09:27Fuck off, Pete.
09:29It's just a little thing we have going.
09:33You've seen Spinal Tap, yeah?
09:36Good luck with this week's reading.
09:37Oh, one tip.
09:38If you're going to plagiarise, try not to do it from a book I've written.
09:40It's almost bound to ring a bell.
09:42Mark, April, hold on a minute.
09:44Listen, I'm having one of my semi-legendary gatherings tonight.
09:47For potential contributors to my little folly.
09:50Rhombus magazine.
09:51I wondered if you two might be able to make it.
09:53Yeah.
09:54Sure.
09:55I'm being ushered into the inner ring.
09:57I knew there was an inner ring.
09:58I bet they make jokes about the Atkins diet
10:00and do prank calls to Gore Vidal in Esperanto.
10:06So, what do you play in the bong?
10:08Me?
10:09Everything.
10:10I do everything.
10:11I just can't do it all at once, so I get the other guys to help.
10:15And then, sometimes at a gig, I'll just cool it with the maracas.
10:19Oh yeah, like Bez?
10:20No, not like Bez.
10:22Nothing like fucking Bez.
10:24Can I ask your advice?
10:25Because what I really want to do is set up a label for bands that can't get a deal anywhere else.
10:30Yeah.
10:31Maybe she'll suck me off after the gig.
10:33What about Nancy?
10:34I love Nancy.
10:36What am I going to do when she starts trying to suck me off?
10:39...national capitalist agendas that just mess with everyone's heads and make everyone sound basically the same.
10:44Sorry.
10:45I better just say now, I've got a girlfriend.
10:48Well, this is great that I'm going to max out on your loan.
10:55Fuck it.
10:56Just get another one.
10:57You can always defer.
10:59To university!
11:00Hey, to university.
11:02Oh God, she is just so lovely and she doesn't even realise it.
11:06Probably no one's ever told her.
11:08I should tell her.
11:09No, don't tell her.
11:10If she realises, I'm finished.
11:12Mark, you're here.
11:13You're here.
11:14You didn't say.
11:15You're here.
11:16Heh.
11:17So, how do you two know each other?
11:19Oh, let's not talk about that shit.
11:21This is what I do.
11:22I come from here.
11:23We're all people after all, with hands and feet.
11:28We met in our tutorial.
11:30You were in a tutorial?
11:32Yeah, well, I know I party pretty hard, but I do occasionally go to tutorials.
11:36What?
11:37Well, I mean, you've got to go to tutorials if you're doing a history degree.
11:41You're doing a history degree?
11:42That's right, Jeremy.
11:43He's in a band.
11:44I've got to lift down with him.
11:46His hearing's gone.
11:47All the gigs.
11:48So, how long are you going to be down here for?
11:51Three years?
11:52Well, that's how long undergraduate degrees are, last time I checked.
11:55So that's it?
11:56You're not coming back?
11:57Nope.
11:58So, what shall I do?
12:01Rent out your room?
12:02Well, of course rent out the room.
12:04We've been over this, Jeremy.
12:05Have we?
12:06That's right, Jeremy.
12:08But, I don't understand.
12:11Come on, let me get you a drink.
12:14I'll explain everything all over again.
12:18You're stalking her?
12:20No, it's a passionate romantic gesture.
12:22Right.
12:23Well, I won't say a word.
12:25Good luck with the stalking.
12:27I'm not stalking her.
12:28Listen, Jeremy, can I have a word?
12:30Uh, yeah, sure, Pete.
12:31It's Pete from the pound.
12:33Listen, if it's about the amp, I'd be happy to pay for any damage.
12:36It's Superhands.
12:37He's pissed a few other guys off Nixon booze and stolen a maraca.
12:41Oh, I can work with just the one.
12:43I've seen it done.
12:44No, see, Jez, we need a kind of front man, you know.
12:47Someone who hit a few keys on a sequencer, freak out, make a bit of a show.
12:51But would you feel weird about bumping Superhands?
12:53No.
12:54I mean, yeah, but no.
12:57Yes, initially, but I thought about it and no, I'd feel fine.
13:01Alright, wicked.
13:06How cheap dare I go?
13:08Professor McLeish said party.
13:10It's going to get jumbled in the common lot.
13:12I could risk breaking the 2.99 barrier.
13:15There be monsters.
13:17I'll dump this and drink the communal lager.
13:20I think I know who's winning.
13:21You couldn't ask Mr Rashid if he's got anything cheaper than this, could you?
13:26Okay.
13:27Fair enough.
13:29Hey, Mark, look.
13:30They've moved the bus stop.
13:31Our bloody bus stop's been moved.
13:33Everything changes, Jeremy.
13:35Five years ago, I'd have cut off my right leg just to be able to speak to Professor McLeish.
13:40Now I'm going to his house for a party.
13:42And I'm headlining a band.
13:44Excuse me, friend.
13:45Can I see what you've got in your pocket there?
13:47Why do you want to look?
13:48Look, I'm not a student.
13:49I am a real person.
13:51Mr Rashid, don't be ridiculous.
13:53It's us.
13:54Remember?
13:55The old dude brothers.
13:56You gave us that out of date hummus.
13:58Jez was really ill and we laughed about it.
14:01Who the hell put that there?
14:04I can't believe he called the police.
14:10I've got to get out.
14:11I'm meant to be on stage any fucking minute.
14:15What the hell were you thinking?
14:17Why didn't you just pay for it?
14:18They should be paying us to eat that crap, Mark.
14:20Stealing things just makes everything very cheap.
14:23Plus, you know how I feel about capitalism.
14:26Yes.
14:27Confused.
14:28Look, Mark.
14:29I'm supposed to be on stage right now.
14:33I was wondering, maybe you could somehow take the rap for me.
14:39We could say I was in your thrall.
14:41Like Hindley.
14:42No way, Jeremy.
14:43Right now, April's probably getting chatted up by some student who's also worked out she's got the magical combo of beauty and low self-esteem.
14:51Okay.
14:52Okay.
14:53Here's the plan.
14:54Good cop, bad cop.
14:55I say I'm ill.
14:57Mr. Rashid comes in all sympathetic.
14:59You stand there, hit him gently but firmly until he stops not moving but resisting.
15:08We exit post haste, yeah?
15:10We murder Mr. Rashid.
15:12What is it with you and stealing and murdering today?
15:15You're mad on it.
15:16Right.
15:17Come on.
15:18Let's just do it.
15:19Jeremy.
15:20There's procedures, forms.
15:21We need to go through the proper channel.
15:23All right.
15:24All right.
15:25Since you're so set on a life of crime, no point in adding criminal damage as well.
15:30Woohoo!
15:31Oh.
15:35Great.
15:36Cheer up, mate.
15:37We're outlaws, out on the lam.
15:38Like Bonnie and Clyde, Butch and Sundance.
15:41I'm going to leave a tenner and a note.
15:44Executioners!
15:46Executioners!
15:48Look.
15:49I don't need to buy a ticket.
15:50I'm in the band.
15:51I'm not a punter.
15:52I got waylaid.
15:53There's been a mix-up.
15:54I don't belong here with the shit munchers.
15:55Do I look like a civilian?
15:57You are going to be so embarrassed in about five minutes.
16:03Excuse me.
16:04Sorry.
16:05I'm in the band.
16:06I'm in the band.
16:07Excuse me.
16:08Sorry.
16:09Excuse me.
16:10I'm in the band.
16:11Shit.
16:12I was only half an hour late and he's already back in the band.
16:15Oi!
16:16Lance!
16:17I'm here.
16:18Yeah.
16:19It's me.
16:20I say.
16:21Lance.
16:22Feet!
16:23Hey!
16:24I'm in the band all right.
16:25Yeah?
16:26I've just crossed the fourth floor.
16:30Crowd pleaser.
16:36Let's do it!
16:37Let's have it!
16:38Let's have some more of it!
16:39Look, I'm in the band.
16:40You have beat me.
16:41That's hilarious.
16:42That's not hilarious because that's my bollock.
16:44You've got my bollock.
16:45You're pulling on my bollock.
16:49I was like, yeah, the book's based on good source material.
16:52Unfortunately, the source material appears to be Asterix the Gaul.
16:55So, Mark, I was wondering if you might fancy doing a little piece for Rhombus.
17:03500 words or so, kicking the shit out of Simon Sharma.
17:07Love to.
17:08I could lay into his whole accessible, interesting take on things.
17:13To enter the elite, I must shit on my heroes.
17:16Maybe it could become a regular column.
17:18Slaying the middle-brow sacred cows.
17:20I can pen insights from the safety of the flat.
17:23The Zorro of academia.
17:25Who is that masked intellectual who so pricks our pomposity?
17:29Oh, that's rough.
17:31Miscalculated.
17:32Dinner party.
17:33Still, if I drink the whole thing, no one need know.
17:36Special bottle?
17:37It's just mine.
17:38I like to know how much I've drunk.
17:39You're driving?
17:40No, I just like to know in case anything happens.
17:41He thinks I mean date rape.
17:42Not date rape.
17:43Other things.
17:44Hey, April, come and join us.
17:45We were just talking about my column.
17:46Cheers, but I'm just going to read Deirdre's play.
17:47Emily Dickinson and Virginia Woolf search for a lost Sappho manuscript on Lesbos.
17:48Do you think there could be a subtext?
17:49Great.
17:50Plays, wine, Lesbos.
17:51I've arrived.
17:52Just don't mention Bravo 2-0.
17:53Hello?
17:54Hello?
17:55Hello.
17:56Do I know you?
17:57No, I'm a friend of Mark's.
17:58and I've just had all my dreams smashed by the most punctual elements that I've
18:00ever seen.
18:01I've been in the book.
18:02I've been in the book.
18:03It's been a bit of a book.
18:04It's been a book, and I've been in the book.
18:05The book is the book is The Book.
18:06What do you think?
18:07It's the book is The Book.
18:08That's the book is The Book.
18:09It's the book.
18:10It's the book.
18:11Clays, wine, lesbos. I've arrived. Just don't mention Bravo 2-0.
18:19Hello?
18:20Hello.
18:21Do I know you?
18:23No, I'm a friend of Mark's and I've just had all my dreams smashed by the most punctual ElectroDub outfit in Britain.
18:30Bollocks. He shouldn't be here. There's limited room in the inner ring. That's why it's the inner ring.
18:36So, you all look pretty happy.
18:39Being students.
18:41Well, I've got news for you. The shitstorm is coming. That's the real world out there. And let me tell you, baby, it is fucked.
18:51Is that what Dr Chomsky and Michael Moore have been telling you? In lieu of a degree?
18:56I've got a degree, my friend. Oh, yeah. I was here in the glory years. Mid-90s. Britpop was kicking off. Four weddings had just come out. It was mental.
19:06Four weddings?
19:07It's a film, Alistair. Very popular at the time. About weddings.
19:11Oh, come on. You have seen Four Weddings. You're trying to make out you're this oh, so clever professor who hasn't got time to watch Four Weddings or Ghostbusters or whatever, like the rest of us.
19:23Well, I'm not buying it. All I can say is I spend my free time reading rather than sitting around watching Ghostbusters.
19:30And what exactly is the problem with Ghostbusters? Oh. Oh. Look how many books I've got. I must be clever. Yeah?
19:37Well, let's have a look at some of these books, yeah? Let's see how really great they are.
19:41No, Jeremy. Don't manhandle the books.
19:44Sister Carrie by Theodore Dreiser.
19:48The look on her face was one of disappointment.
19:53That's good, is it? What's good about that?
19:55I don't actually care for Dreiser.
19:57Oh. Oh, I see. These are just rows and rows of books that you don't really like.
20:02What do you do all day? Just sit around not reading them?
20:05I think you've said enough, friend.
20:06Look, Jez, why don't you go and lie down in the recovery position for a while?
20:10Oh, this is all bollocks, Mark. You don't belong here with the pointy heads. Tell them. Go on, tell them.
20:16Tell them what? That I'm a hard-working, mature student?
20:20He's not a mature student. He's been a loan manager for the last five years.
20:25He lives with me and he eats ready meals and we play Guess the Revels and we watch Men in Black in front of our massive telly and we have a fucking good time.
20:35Loan manager?
20:36I manage my student loan. I manage on it.
20:41April, listen, I was thinking, I should really go. Do you want to go now with me?
20:47Oh, don't go. We were all going to smoke a joint and read Lokes Homer. You can play Helen.
20:51Or, I've got six quid. Let's get a couple of bottles of Thunderbird so you can drink theirs fastest.
21:00So, which one's your door?
21:02Kaiser Soze Hall. Do you know it? Very ugly. Horribly ugly. It's for mature students.
21:09They try and lock us all away in case we infect you with our diligence and lust for knowledge.
21:15OK. Dangerously close to getting what I want feels a bit weird. Don't think about Sophie.
21:22Love your room.
21:23Thanks. It's your basic undergraduate lunge for individuality.
21:27I've not even seen Betty Blue. Have you?
21:29Oh, yeah. Great sex and suicide flick. Turned a whole generation of men onto girls with mental illness.
21:35OK. Perfect. The kind of scenario that used to terrify me that now I can totally handle.
21:42Just lean in or pull her towards me and just simply...
21:50This is my chance and I'm doing nothing. I am now, this instant, missing my chance.
21:58So, am I turning?
22:01Uh, yeah. OK. Right. I might go then. See you soon.
22:10OK. Cool. See you.
22:16Oh, well. I kept myself pure for Sophie. Yeah, like nuns do for Christ. I'm not sleeping with him.
22:22Come on. She can only hurt me emotionally.
22:27Look, just now I wanted to make the move.
22:32And I just want to know, if I make the move now, even though admittedly the moment has sort of gone,
22:40you're not going to back away or look disgusted or anything, are you?
22:46Great. Thanks.
22:57Just going to go to the loo.
22:59OK.
23:00Hi, Sophie. It's Mark here. Sorry to call so late.
23:10I just wanted to leave you a message to remind you to print out the proposal docs for the big meet tomorrow at 5pm.
23:17Anyway, I'm just down in Dartmouth at the moment with a lovely young student girl.
23:21Things are going pretty well. I just made the move, which went brilliantly.
23:25And so now we're probably going to go to bed.
23:27Anyway, see you tomorrow. Bye.
23:34Mark, listen. I was just thinking. Don't get me wrong.
23:39I like you. I think I really like you.
23:43And I really like you.
23:45It's just... it's late. I've had a few wines.
23:49You can hardly focus on the bug roll, you know?
23:53Let's do this another night.
23:55Another night?
23:56That'd be fine if I hadn't lied about everything except my name.
24:00No, it's got to be... it should be tonight.
24:04Yeah, but we've both got to get up early if it's...
24:07We're in Babylon at nine.
24:09Let's... tonight. I really feel that the mood's right tonight.
24:13You've got three more years.
24:17Let's just... lie here and cuddle.
24:21Oh, right.
24:23Nice cuddle.
24:28Hi.
24:30Oh, hello, Sophie.
24:33Yes, I'm very sorry to have called you so late.
24:38I just thought you might have been interested in how things were going for me.
24:43But you're not.
24:54See you after the lecture.
24:56Yeah, see you after the lecture.
25:01At least I never had to watch her recoil at my scrotal scar.
25:05She would have done it.
25:10Given another night or two, she definitely would have.
25:13Yeah.
25:14So, another notch on the bedpost.
25:18Sort of.
25:19This is okay.
25:20This is just a moment that'll haunt me forever.
25:22Paranoia, paranoia, paranoia, everybody's coming to get me.
25:35Just say you never met me.
25:39I'm running underground with the moors, digging holes.
25:43Paranoia, paranoia, paranoia, everybody's coming to get me.