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00:00The air found between moustache hairs. 42 points to me. Any objections? No? Good. Right,
00:21you'll go, Trent. What? You'll go, Trent. Welcome back to the meat drawer. Round three,
00:28which is the rump teaser. Now, who can identify the mystery voice on this early recording? Listen.
00:36Betty Jeeban in chalet 153. Am I ill? I pressed it by accident. I'm going to have to hurry you.
00:48This is Jeeban. Couldn't I come inside? Just for once? No, you'd drip everywhere. Come on,
00:54what's your word? Feap. F-E-A-P. To jump over a tiny fence. On the triple boners? No,
01:05you can't have the triple boners. Why not? Well, I'm going there next turn. Mrs Jeeban? Mrs Jeeban,
01:15could I have an answer, please? She's dead. What am I going to do? Well, you could solve
01:26the teaser or play your hot joker poker. The teaser, please. Is the answer, Tree Marshall Winkins on Black
01:37three, the one-day week? You're right. Oh! Oh, no! I've never won anything before!
01:49Oh, look, sir. The residence just ended. You'll have to do a recycling. In this weather, what
01:56idiot would go out in this?
02:00Residents of Gypsy, stand by your tessanators. Now is the time to sing, sing, sing!
02:08Over
02:13order?
02:15We're silenced, sing!
02:22and plows that blow, logs and sticks and ditty cars,
02:28with bagging hats and scoffs and heads that swing and stage of green
02:35and lots of cars and shoes and...
02:40Sorry about your loss, Mr. Jeevan, but a lovely piece of meat.
02:54Your prize, not your wife, obviously.
02:57Mr. Jeevan, if you could just pop into the grief kiosk,
03:01a presentation will explain the procedure.
03:04Have you ever had a wife die on you before?
03:06Not on me. Near me?
03:09Congratulations on the meat draw, by the way.
03:12What are you planning? A casserole?
03:22The first part of the recycling process is the removal of the name worm.
03:27The name worm is a small invertebrate that lives in the gut
03:30and gives each resident their name.
03:33After death, the worm is extracted and inserted into the island's newest-born baby
03:38so that the name can live on.
03:44French chimney, here's Threka.
03:47What kind of mood he's in tonight.
03:49You can usually tell by the nostrils.
03:51Wasn't he one of your teachers at school?
03:53Yes.
03:54Is that why you've gone all pale and clammy, sir?
03:56No, I'm always like them.
03:58Well, yeah, I suppose you are.
03:59Ah, I'm Mr. Threka, sir.
04:06Isn't the weather...
04:09Big!
04:10You're not wearing your woggle.
04:13It's standard uniform for an arbiter.
04:17To brush a hundred lines.
04:20I must not forget my woggle.
04:22If you were a beetle, I could crush you in my hands like that.
04:32But you aren't.
04:33So let's get on with it.
04:35Yes.
04:39He seems really nice.
04:51The removal of the name worm will be carried out by one of our experienced professionals,
04:56ensuring we maintain your loved one's dignity throughout.
05:10You don't believe all this name worm business, do you sir?
05:13Keep your blasphemous remarks to yourself, Sparrow.
05:16Especially under the watchful eye of the permed owl of Veronica.
05:19We all go to Fraterese for our fuel hardware needs.
05:41Its prices are competitive.
05:44Where's the infant?
05:46They couldn't get here, sir. They're snowed in.
05:49Let's just go home then.
05:51You lazy cretin.
05:55We will deliver the name worm in person.
05:59Tonight.
06:00And now, in accordance with Jinsey custom, we will all kneel.
06:08And leave the hall.
06:19Oh!
06:20Is the answer Tree Marshal Winkins?
06:21Oh!
06:22Is the answer Tree Marshal Winkins?
06:24Hello and welcome to Punishment Roundup.
06:25First of all, the ex-choire member, Nayleen Shepard.
06:26Oh!
06:27Oh!
06:28Oh!
06:29they are as uninspired a song for nailing Dominic.
06:30Which truly makes it DWsey and dresses are cancelled by insult.
06:32You will never know it!
06:33In other words, it does not exist.
06:34Pretty much fun the entire time.
06:35Before pleasant rapids in my friends.
06:36No perfektion.
06:37Just think him.
06:38He made a dollar rez or water Mazin.
06:39Yes.
06:41family has a memory they will merit.
06:42Hello, and welcome to Punishment Round.
06:51First of all, ex-choire member Nalene Shem of Chalet 332
06:55did pinch one carrot and two turnips from Reggie's hedge veg on the lower road
07:00and to make a phallic arrangement outside the Island Singers' Rehearsal Hut.
07:05So that's not good.
07:07Punishment, two front row tickets to the Island Singers' Recital of
07:12Oh, Hear My Big Voice Sing, and a mild electrical.
07:17Fine.
07:27Oh, good. My bags.
07:30You forgot the big one.
07:33So where exactly do we have to take this wizard invertiment?
07:36Oh.
07:38If we're here, Chalet 333 is here.
07:42That's not far, but we're not here.
07:44We're over... here.
07:47We can't walk all that way in this.
07:49Typical. Always last in cross-country.
07:53Always a bit of sick on your running smock.
07:56You told me you always came first.
07:58I can feel another book coming on.
08:01You, boy, you can be my photographer.
08:06Not another of his tedious travel books.
08:09Come on.
08:10I've had a funny life, really.
08:20I've spent most of it in this hut.
08:23I once considered asking them for a bigger hut.
08:28But I've found, as I get older, I'm shrinking.
08:33I reckon by the time I'm about 84, it'll be just the right size for me.
08:43Freckon.
08:44Mr. Freckon.
08:46You wouldn't mind signing this for me, would you?
08:48Oh, cliff to cliff.
08:50Life-changing.
08:51The people I met.
08:53The parishes I saw.
08:55Clouds.
08:56A dog.
08:56I crossed the stinky river on the back of a water camel.
09:01Ate the shawanga leaf in the mud caves.
09:05Different climates, foods, illnesses.
09:09That's an afternoon I will never forget.
09:13Come on, you nasty lagger!
09:15Lagger!
09:16Lagger!
09:16Lagger!
09:26Lagger!
09:27Let's not just walk aimlessly.
09:36My shoe's really rubbing.
09:38Rubbing, rubbing, rubbing.
09:54Why have you stopped now?
09:56You've got us completely lost.
09:58Give me the map.
09:59Not with your sense of direction.
10:02In orienteering classes, he ended up on top of the water tank in the girls' changing room.
10:10Observe him.
10:13He is a human turd.
10:18Listen, Mr. Freckon.
10:20I am official overseer of the lovely meadows, holder of the glossy cup, and wearer of the big pink sash.
10:29And I'm very cold.
10:30So from this point onward, you will address me as Arbiter Maven!
10:38Oh, he's leaving, sir.
10:41He's coming back.
10:43He's carrying most of a tree.
10:45You were always the scourge of the school, sitting there day in, day out, and your squeaky voice, and your muckled legs sticking out of your shorts like two uncooked sausages with shoes on.
11:00Do you know how much I've paid the brain doctors to go over and over those days?
11:06I was...
11:06Donut's a bag!
11:09Picture, Mr. Frecker.
11:10And now it's time for Sandy's Choice, a talent competition judged by a dog.
11:20Put in your teeth, put in your teeth, and smile at me the way you used to smile at me.
11:29Put in your teeth, put in your teeth, the opposite would be just fine, but both of them would be divine.
11:40Put on your hair, put on your hair, that curly blonde formade, the boys will stop and stare.
11:49Tighten your truss, tighten your truss, and dance for us the way you used to dance for us.
12:10悼い п effective food's τιをひいていくときは、感UIを見たぼることが合わない。
12:24最新 defろうとしておらさえ、魔境からの横にあることができるだけではあります。
12:28walks in your capacityなどに会いましょう。
12:32Are we there yet, Tom?
12:44No.
12:46Element report for the 24th of Wilta, oh, renewal, terrible conditions for the fun fungus
12:55walk, setting off from Bob's Mould Hut at 7 and 3 this nightly, bring a stick, moo,
13:00a real cow freezer in the south, a quick look at the weather vanes, cramps in the calves,
13:07ankles and large, dirty toes, heh.
13:16She's my best friend, Pam.
13:18She's my best friend, Pam.
13:21Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam.
13:22Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam.
13:24Pam.
13:29Pam.
13:30Pam!
13:31Pam.
13:32Pam.
13:33Pam.
13:34Pam.
13:35Pam.
13:36Right.
13:38There's a chalet in the distance.
13:46Pam.
13:47Pam.
13:48Actually, it's not in the distance.
13:50It's just really small.
13:52Ah, that's better.
14:07Pam.
14:08Pam.
14:09Pam.
14:10Pam.
14:11Pam.
14:12Pam.
14:13Don't you want to come inside?
14:15No.
14:16I've got to look after his bag.
14:18Anyway, I'm completely numb.
14:20I can't feel anything. Look.
14:24Shut the door!
14:37Hello there.
14:38You must be surprised visitors.
14:41I'm not really used to people.
14:43So you'll have to forgive me if I don't make direct eye contact.
14:50Hang on a minute.
14:53I recognise you.
14:56Over there, in my peripheral vision.
14:59Aren't you Ernest Threcker?
15:03Yes, I am.
15:05I've read all your book.
15:07It's the abridged version.
15:10I think I can safely say, without fear of exaggerating, that I quite enjoyed it.
15:18Would you sign it for me?
15:21What name?
15:22My name is...
15:26Sorry?
15:27It's...
15:32Of course.
15:34You must be the man with no name worm.
15:38But didn't he go mad and end up living in an abandoned model village?
15:43So, we're all agreed.
15:44I'm going to tell you the story of my life through a 29 verse song cycle, with a short break for light refreshments.
16:00When I was a boy, I was very, very small.
16:06More than a tree, but bigger than a ball.
16:10But not so very tall, the people thought I was a hill.
16:17Oh.
16:18Oh.
16:19Oh.
16:20Oh.
16:21Oh.
16:22Oh.
16:23Oh.
16:27Oh.
16:28Oh.
16:30Oh.
16:32Oh.
16:33Oh.
16:42Oh.
16:43Oh, Betty.
16:49What are you doing with my worm?
16:51It's rubber.
16:53My one chance to get a nameworm, and it isn't even real.
16:58Look, there's no such thing as nameworms.
17:02What?
17:05The great he doesn't want people just choosing their own names.
17:10You mean, all this time I've lived here in torturous isolation for nothing?
17:18Stop, man.
17:20You can have any name you want now.
17:23Oh.
17:24Yes.
17:26From now on, I'm going to be known...
17:31as Duane.
17:33Yes, Duane.
17:35Spelt with a Y.
17:38Or with an A-I.
17:40which would be equally effective.
17:43Of course, there are other ways to spell the...
17:46Oh, sorry.
17:48Right.
17:49Here comes the man called...
17:54Duane.
17:55Yes!
17:56Duane is coming!
17:58Duane!
17:58Duane!
18:00Duane!
18:01Duane!
18:02Oh, God.
18:03Oh, God.
18:03Oh, God.
18:03Oh, God.
18:03Oh, God.
18:04Oh, God.
18:05Oh, God.
18:05Oh, God.
18:06Oh, God.
18:06Oh, God.
18:07Oh, God.
18:07Oh, God.
18:08Oh, God.
18:09Oh, God.
18:09Oh, God.
18:10Oh, God.
18:10Oh, God.
18:11Oh, God.
18:12Oh, God.
18:13Oh, God.
18:14Oh, God.
18:15Oh, God.
18:16Oh, God.
18:17Oh, God.
18:18Oh, God.
18:19Oh, God.
18:20Oh, God.
18:21Oh, God.
18:23Oh, God.
18:24Diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie, diggie
18:54Even a little one hurts.
18:55Mm.
18:59I meant to tell you, I had that dream again last night
19:02where I'm walking around with big, thick human legs.
19:06What, you mean a walking dream?
19:07A walking dream, yes.
19:09I felt so free, as free as a bird.
19:13Well, as free as a bird with big, thick legs.
19:16Mm, yeah.
19:21Snowballs?
19:22Yeah.
19:23Me too.
19:31Right, I need a clear table, a cloth,
19:34some boiling water, and a dozen pig's trotters.
19:38Are you going to do the operation straight away?
19:40No, I'm going to have my breakfast.
19:42Great.
19:44Oh, dear, look at this.
19:46Jeremy Maven.
19:49This is your name worm.
19:51Name worms have swapped places.
19:54Somebody must have opened the canister.
19:57Betty Jeevan's name worm is inside you.
20:01What?
20:02Is that possible?
20:03It can happen.
20:05A healthy name worm usurping a small, shriveled, useless one.
20:12The effects are quite astounding.
20:15The voice, for instance.
20:17My voice.
20:18I can feel it changing.
20:21Listen to me, Frank.
20:23As arbiter of this island.
20:25Arbiter Betty.
20:26I demand you return my name worm to its rightful place.
20:32Well, I can try.
20:35How are you with excruciating pain?
20:40This is probably the most direct route to get it out.
20:44I'll need more light.
20:46Open the curtains.
20:48Ah!
20:49Ah!
20:50Ah!
21:00I trust we'll be keeping the details of our journey just between me and you.
21:05Yes, sir.
21:06Good, good.
21:08Between me and you and everyone who buys Threka's new book, Travels With A Turd.
21:12Look, you're on the front cover.
21:14Oh, I took that picture.
21:15It's very good.
21:17860 pages?
21:18We're only gone one night.
21:21Still, I don't suppose anyone will buy it.
21:23Actually, he's doing a signing today, sir.
21:25Look, the queue goes from there, to there, to there, to there, along there.
21:31There.
21:32There.
21:33There.
21:34There.
21:35Out!
21:36Out!
21:37No, I won't sign.
21:38Out!
21:39Shoot!
21:40This is a good bit, sir.
21:41Take a seat.
21:42Minute fifty...
21:43Two.
21:44Maven lay snoring like some insipid shaved stoat, the spittle half frozen down his wretched
21:57cheek.
21:59Looking at him, I was reminded of that time when he wet his pants in double geometry and all
22:05the other boys laughed at him, which made me laugh, too.
22:12Oh, fair diddly well, my ginsy-o, we stand here on the shore.
22:21I pound the nugget hunting drum, I scratch my little saw.
22:27Put in your teeth, put in your teeth, and smile at me the way you used to smile at me.
22:45Put in your teeth, put in your teeth, the opposite would be just fine, but both of them would be divine.
22:56Put on your hair, put on your hair, that curly blonde made the boys all stop and stare and tighten your trust.