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00:00Piano music
00:30right gum I just can't even take a piss that an entourage these days
00:58have you got her um yeah I'm traveling her now traveling herself to her own show tell them that
01:07tell them yeah well they're talking at the moment this is Janice you to start with lights up on the
01:13pan light and full state please thank you she doesn't think that he's the father of her child
01:21can you give me three people who are responding in any way shape or form okay dfi camera four my
01:32god are you still pregnant do the v thing do do the do the v thing energy energy energy come on
01:43arms up oh fantastic let me speak to hell enough just also if you need anything yeah no right this
01:49is what we call the intelligent applause yeah Helena and Vivian once yeah yeah yeah yeah don't listen
01:57oh well are the Americans in yeah yeah but two exaction fox are in lovely lovely some cheese and
02:06onion crisps it's revolting no very enthusiastic yes Americans don't like fringes don't like hair in
02:13the face but it keeps going in my mouth I keep eating my own face look look at this listen everybody
02:17listen um we're just about to go okay Viv will be back with us now in just one second
02:23oh I'm gonna look after this don't let me go home without giving it back what do you look like
02:28it's important got it it's very important okay we're ready to run up
02:33all right dominatrix exhale trisha good luck studio inhale robinson gum gum
02:42three two one
02:45welcome back to the Vivian vile show you're watching I'm Vivian vile before the break we met
02:58Janice she's come on to tell the man she's been living with for three years her partner
03:02Gary he's not the father of her son here we go
03:05okay before I get Gary out on the show
03:11she's turning on the waterworks seen that one before
03:14can we have tissues please sir Chris Carol here come the tissues
03:22yeah because if I weren't right then how come his sister yeah she come down Tesco's that time
03:29yeah she was crying anyway what you got understand is this is about my baby right
03:32and my baby needs to know the truth the truth is that that man is not father of my child Gary is
03:37not she's trying to take your son away from you if you ain't a father who is a fucking father
03:40but that's what I want to know fucking slag mate she is
03:43fucking slag she is a fucking slag well tell her mate do something about it
03:46what's that all about my darling yeah but I'll come to you a question
03:49do you know what I think you've had enough time to tell your side of the story
03:52I think we should get Gary out here don't we'll be fine don't we
03:54get Gary onto the Vivian vile show Gary
03:57street fingers yeah street fingers
03:59go on son
04:00you slut
04:05you fucking slut
04:06you saying you not the daddy
04:08me not the daddy
04:09what street fingers day male street fingers
04:13it's awesome
04:14fucking forget it
04:15all right sit down Gary
04:17fuck off
04:18you finished
04:19sorry Vivian
04:21you want to sit down
04:22all right Gary you're on the Vivian vile show take your hands out of your pockets
04:29I know you're angry we all know why you're angry Gary
04:32you got something you want to say to Janice
04:34he's my fucking son
04:38he isn't
04:39yes he is
04:39he fucking isn't
04:40you know I'm fed up of these two
04:41I'm going to stop this right now because in this envelope I've got the results of the DNA test that you took Gary
04:47let me tell you
04:49the information I've got on this card confirms you are not the father
04:56yes
04:56of Janice's son
04:58there's no DNA match Gary
05:01it's a shock result
05:02hmm
05:04what a couple eh
05:06how does that make you feel Gary
05:08you take that look off your face
05:10that's got to hurt hasn't it
05:14that little boy that you call your son is not your son she slept with someone else
05:19he's been calling you daddy you're not his daddy
05:23what's going through your head Gary huh
05:26what's good
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05:57Oh, sorry. I was trying to change the tone on my phone.
06:16Ow, ow.
06:19You smell nice?
06:20It's yours. Dior.
06:22Oh.
06:23No, it might not be. It might be Dulce.
06:25It doesn't matter.
06:28Can you get this up?
06:30Oh, you want that? All right.
06:35Two foot. That's it.
06:38Oh, I take it I don't look much better.
06:41Dale called, said now would be the time to have the facelift.
06:44I said I thought a huge arsecrack had done the job anyway.
06:47Now, a mirror?
06:47No, I don't think you're ready.
06:48That's it.
06:48I touched you up a bit while you were asleep. Just a little touche clare. Cover the bruising.
07:03You're like a bloody mortician.
07:04You're all over the television.
07:06Oh.
07:06They're all talking about you out there.
07:08I've just seen Vivian. She thanks all her fans and...
07:13friends for their kind thoughts and messages for all the flowers and the very small guests.
07:23And she is now being comforted by her partner, Jarhead. Jarred. Jarred.
07:29Um, thank you. That's the end of the statement. If anyone wants to ask questions about the show now, sir.
07:34When, when will she return?
07:36Will Vivian be soon?
07:37She, er, as soon as possible. We're not aware of, actually, of any man actually, actually having sat on her face.
07:45Are you in pain?
07:46What's my pain? I'm crushed. I've been crushed.
07:49Americans are in, Jarred. Americans are in.
07:53Oh, shit.
07:55What, what, what, what?
07:55You know the letter they sent from the sperm bank?
07:58I gave it to some girl, some little girl.
08:02Damn.
08:03But do they want to know, you know, your normal thing, do we keep them frozen or do we want to defrost?
08:08Why are we discussing this again?
08:11I mean, I've always said you should sell it to needy lesbians on the e-book.
08:15There's no time limit on this, anyway.
08:17I mean, this is my dead husband's sperm. It's not a cheesecake from Iceland.
08:21I mean, the sperm can stay frozen as long as they like.
08:23It's me that's got the best before stamped on her packaging now, isn't it?
08:26Yes, but you put that inside you, what are you going to get out?
08:28What?
08:28You know, Mr. Frosties, little ice cubes, slush poppies.
08:33Now, stop talking, Matt. Your face won't heal up.
08:36It really scared me what happened, you know, Jared. It really scared me.
08:39It made me think about my life, what's important and about what's missing.
08:44You made the standard.
08:45Oh, what, for being punched and sat on, great.
08:48What does it say?
08:49Ex-weather girl, now talk show host, tries to boost flagging ratings.
08:55Weather girl.
08:56But why?
08:57It was 1986 and you only lasted three weeks.
09:00I couldn't point at a cloud without poking my own eye out.
09:03Fee-fee-fee-fee-fee-fee-fee-fee-fee-fee.
09:04Let me cheer you up, boo.
09:06Is everything all right in here?
09:27Hello?
09:27I'm sorry, is it too loud?
09:31Are you all right?
09:35Sorry, who are you?
09:36I'm Dr. Fowler. I'm the consultant clinical psychologist.
09:41You've come to take your way, love.
09:43How do you fuck off?
09:45What?
09:45She's fine.
09:46I want to have a baby.
09:58I know.
10:00I know.
10:01The best bit.
10:03Yeah.
10:04Where he sits on her face.
10:05Yeah.
10:07OK, bye.
10:08Yeah.
10:08Any chance of a coffee?
10:14What?
10:14She's fine.
10:18Oh, and Fern's agreed to stand in until Viv gets back, yeah?
10:22Poor sod.
10:24It's his birthday coming up soon.
10:26What are we going to do with that?
10:27Has anyone said anything to you?
10:30What do you mean?
10:31I'm surprised no-one's gone.
10:33No-one seems to care.
10:35I think we all know who it'll be.
10:38Yeah, me.
10:40No.
10:44Excuse me, um, Helena.
10:46Um, Maria dropped this off.
10:48Oh, yeah.
10:48Can you take it for a walk?
10:50I need about half an hour.
10:52Um, so what?
10:53Just, just the pram then?
10:54Uh-oh.
11:07Fuck.
11:08Just wait.
11:11What's my home number?
11:13Maria don't desde her to bebe.
11:15Maria don't desde her to bebe.
11:16Is that the way you say it in Spanish?
11:18Where's the fucking baby?
11:19Maria?
11:19Maria?
11:20Don't desde her to bebe?
11:21OK, hola, hola. Bye.
11:29She's with Maria's sister.
11:31No, I don't need you.
11:34What's your name?
11:36Erm, er, Abigail Wilson.
11:38Were you side-stage after the break with Viv?
11:41Yeah, yeah.
11:43Naomi, get Abigail, happy 45.
11:51Hey, straight fingers. Go, girl.
12:01Oh, shut up.
12:09I spoke to Jared. I think you're insane.
12:12Someone's got the baby, so I'm here.
12:14What baby? My baby.
12:16Everyone's talking about it. What? Darling, the show.
12:19The show. That show. What show?
12:21So, we are going to trail it all week, and then whole show Friday.
12:26Yes!
12:27Show the whole show? What?
12:28Yeah!
12:29What does it look like?
12:30Fucking amazing!
12:32It cut together. Beautiful.
12:34Cut?
12:35What?
12:36Cut. Did you say cut together?
12:37No.
12:38Cut?
12:39No.
12:40The show. The whole show.
12:41Where I was almost fucking killed by some moron
12:44with a fucking fringe glued to his forehead, and you're cutting.
12:48What?
12:49Yeah, but darling, what?
12:50To do it.
12:51Oh, God.
12:52Darling, I didn't know what was happening.
12:54Look.
12:55This is my job.
12:56You don't ever want me not doing my job, babe.
12:59I mean, what was I supposed to do?
13:00The person that comes to fucking help you is so fucking fat.
13:02He sits on your face and almost breaks your neck.
13:05Darling, it's all right. We'll get thinner security guards.
13:07This is great fucking telling.
13:08No, I'm not doing it anymore.
13:10I'm not going to let you quit.
13:11Just fuck off.
13:12Is everything all right in here?
13:14Well, no, actually, we could do with some water.
13:17Um, yeah.
13:18Do you want some water, darling?
13:19Or champagne?
13:20Can you have champagne?
13:21Sushi?
13:22What...
13:23Would you like to do Richard and Judy tomorrow morning?
13:28Are you a doctor?
13:29Er, yes, but I'm not in here.
13:30Would you like to tell me what is going on, please?
13:31Because this is not the Vivian that I know.
13:36I'm just piss off. I think I know what you think of me.
13:41Oh, really? And what do I think of you?
13:44I think you're feeling very vulnerable.
13:49Is that the best you can do?
13:51I think that if what you do is take people apart in public and then not give them back anything to replace what they've lost,
13:57then I think it's only a matter of time before someone turns round and punches you.
14:02Ooh!
14:04Gasp from the audience.
14:06Tell you what, I want to fucking punch you now.
14:08Well, you see, that's what you get if you make people feel vulnerable against their will.
14:13Huh?
14:16They want to punch you in the face.
14:22Well done. That's very good. That's very clever, isn't it?
14:26Oh, yeah, how do you do that? That's a very neat little formula.
14:30Is trauma-related hysteria?
14:36I need something to love me.
14:38I don't know what she's on, but she's off a trolley. Good girl. Right.
14:41Um...
14:42Oh.
14:43Um...
14:44Oh, hi. Hi.
14:45Hi.
14:46Helena DeWendt, Vivian's producer.
14:48Um, what's your name?
14:49Oh, well, I'm Jonathan Fair. I've just met.
14:51Do I know your face?
14:52Well, I write a column in psychology.
14:55Oh, yes! Oh!
14:57Yes! Yes!
14:58Do you know only Amanda Bottoms? A writer, a friend of mine.
15:01No.
15:02What's wrong with Viv?
15:03Uh, well, she's had a narcissistic blow. She's on the verge of a breakdown, isn't it?
15:06Oh!
15:09Um, can I bend your ear?
15:12Um, my child is sort of two years old, you know, um, still sleeps in the bed with me.
15:16Only speaks Spanish.
15:18Is that a problem?
15:19Uh, yes, still, I see.
15:22Can I, uh...
15:23Would you like a drink?
15:24Well, I...
15:25Um, come on.
15:26And welcome home, darling, eh?
15:28Pink tote bag.
15:29What?
15:30You've got a pink tote bag.
15:31No, I didn't take it, darling.
15:32That doesn't have to come in, that's just some old knickers that the nurses gave me.
15:34All right, sweet.
15:36Ow!
15:37Ah!
15:38Coat, darling.
15:39I'm gonna have a shower.
15:40Well, do you want something to eat first?
15:41Yeah, a shower and then something to eat, I'll do that.
15:43All right, darling.
15:44So stiff.
15:45Did you bring my make-up bag in?
15:47Let's hear it. Oh, look.
15:48Something's taken the paint off there.
15:50What's on that?
15:51Well, that was probably me when I was rushing in.
15:53There's a sample pot of that paint under the sink.
15:55What?
15:56Hmm? I'll just get someone to do it, darling.
15:57I'll do it later.
15:58How are the cushions?
16:01Never came back from the cleaners.
16:02Oh.
16:03But are you gonna call them about that?
16:04I did, darling.
16:05Have you watered the plants on the balcony?
16:06No, I've got someone who's gonna come and do those lovely planters.
16:09You know the ones we saw at the Sanderson?
16:11You know, we really should start thinking, you know.
16:13Holidays, yeah.
16:14Cliff gets booked up, and that glory is always in first.
16:17Screw top.
16:18I hate that, but it's a lovely thing.
16:20I'll do it later.
16:21I'll do it later.
16:22How are the cushions?
16:23Never came back from the cleaners.
16:24Oh.
16:25But are you going to call them about that?
16:26Oh.
16:27Oh.
16:28Oh.
16:29Oh.
16:30We had it at Paul's, remember?
16:31Oh.
16:32Oh.
16:33Oh.
16:34home darling and here's to our wonderful carefree life
16:40Oprah never had children did you say Oprah hmm how dare you talk about Oprah
16:46we'd all have to be Oprah we'd all like to sit and clutch hands with Susan
16:50Sarandon and we openly when she says she's a great mom we'd all like to sit
16:54smugly in a condom of cashmere and deal out Ralph Lauren vouchers to the poor
16:58and hungry but we can't you know why she can because she owns the fucking channel
17:02Jarrant she doesn't need children go and have a shower
17:09anyway I haven't got that kind of ego
17:19a few minutes wasn't it and we do wish Kylie and her mum Jill well and didn't
17:24they look fantastic after our makeover team and I'd girt them eh now I think
17:28we're gonna run this piece again so if you know anyone who dresses like a whore
17:32not not someone who's an actual whore but people who look like a whore at art you
17:36know then do phone the usual number or contact the Vivian vile website now we're
17:41going to take a quick break and if you are a Taurus stay tuned you're gonna love
17:45I married my best friend and now I want to have my dead husband's children be a good name for one of
18:00your shows and what will people think they'll think I'm the father do you know I don't think so I don't
18:04think people are that naive I don't want to be a father I deserve a baby no before the last desperate
18:10egg pops out of my we'll get a part now some slowly disintegrating fallopian tube a little
18:14shit to an aging womb inside a body that's only kept juicy by hormone patches this was never part of
18:20the agreement oh food good starving what's the name of that pram thing you've got huh bugaboo
18:32bugaboo get one of those Jared put it on the list oh do they have one with a Zimmer frame attachment the
18:37Zimaboo for the older mother I've got a call from I'm I'm gonna go macrobiotics I get my body ready
18:42for pardon they're very interested what darling the ratios are great 30 percent share we've never
18:51had that before what's the slot average 15 percent we've doubled it double even the reruns on UK style
18:58and the Americans loved it no I wish we didn't Tricia this has got to be my comeback no more sick
19:07kiddies either I can't make that that brave face anymore this is the new Vivian vile and she is
19:12we've got to push it harder make it edgier you said no we can't afford it take it to the limit you
19:18know um they love the violence well you're gonna have to better better security we'll get the really
19:25angry people on there won't we I want the mentally ill the really mental and better security yeah we're
19:30gonna have the really mentally ill but you're gonna have a teeny tiny therapy counseling person
19:34backstage just for insurance look I know it's pathetic but you know fucking lawyers all right
19:39well just get one shit just get one I want to do real therapy on television because this is like
19:45transformational television yeah yeah and this is how I can evolve this is how Oprah started I just
19:51have to be seen to really care and I can do follow-ups I can do mini documentaries and do week-long
19:57specials I want the cutters make depressive suicidals the the obese the big the what we call
20:02the more but more morbidly obese you literally have to knock the house down to get them out and
20:06into the studio hi yeah hey good job thanks for keeping the show warm I will learn myself once in a
20:15It must be quite hard all the standing up you're so used to sitting comfortably with Philip you really are repellent
20:21Oh whoa oh whoa oh ooh ooh let's hear it look she's back Vivian
20:27um oh jeez darling you remember Jonathan
20:32not not him not him wait on the telly on no not on not on yeah you know channel wants new format it's gonna be in your ear
20:43No, not in my ear. I don't do in my ear.
20:46Come on, just a case of a sticky moment.
20:47Yeah, come on, I told you, remember, I have to...
20:49No, you didn't tell me it was going to be him.
20:51You didn't say him.
20:52Why didn't you tell me it was going to be him?
20:54Run out of time.
20:56Can't have a credit.
20:57I, sorry, I can't possibly pass these people to be on the television.
21:02Too late, booked.
21:03It's a problem.
21:05You're meddling with dysfunctional people who need real help.
21:09I'm a psychopath.
21:10What is it? Look at her.
21:11It's a theatre of cruelty.
21:14You don't help them.
21:15All you do is just stand there and shout at them.
21:18Sit down.
21:19I shout at them because that's what they know.
21:23Some of these are just big, violent babies.
21:25I'm the mum they never had.
21:27Do you understand?
21:28I can be that strong mother.
21:31That's very good. Write down what I just said.
21:32I want to use that.
21:33Oh, hold on. Look, you see...
21:34Wait, wait, wait.
21:36You might not think it's right.
21:39I think it's legitimate for them.
21:41Good.
21:41Yes, but sometimes it's very, very dangerous.
21:44Yeah, that's why you're here, isn't it?
21:46Ready to fit Vib's earpiece now?
21:47To the earpiece or I'm coming.
21:49I'll be with you in five.
21:51Yeah, to me, to me.
21:53What did you say was wrong with my baby?
21:55It doesn't know who its mother is.
21:56Yeah, it doesn't know who its mother is.
22:01Well, I don't know what you want me to do about that.
22:03Vivian, I held on to this for you, like you said.
22:08Oh, well done.
22:10Yeah, because you could have sold that to the press for quite a lot of money.
22:12Can you show it a bit, please?
22:12I'll show it.
22:13Yeah.
22:14Well, thank you. So these are for you.
22:16Oh, thank you.
22:18You coming to the studio?
22:19Erm, I was, I was fired.
22:21No, you weren't.
22:22Door. Door!
22:29You've just, darling, can you just see?
22:31I think I've got 20 years and that's the problem, isn't it?
22:33What?
22:33That's why I've never warmer than these things.
22:34Just use your normal voice.
22:36Oh, that was fun.
22:36Oh, hello?
22:37I'm hearing too much stuff.
22:40I don't think it's working.
22:41Hang on.
22:42Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait.
22:43Speaking in your normal voice.
22:45Who?
22:45Okay.
22:46Hi, Vivian.
22:47Hello.
22:48Is Jonathan here?
22:49Which one do I look at?
22:50There's lots of her.
22:51I don't understand which one.
22:52I'll talk to her.
22:53Talk to her.
22:53Okay, I can hear him now.
22:54Just have a conversation.
22:55You speak when she doesn't.
22:56Hello, did you go shopping this morning?
22:58Wait, wait.
22:59Apparently I've got to have a normal conversation with you.
23:02Does he talk to me?
23:03I don't know what's...
23:05Have you got, um, which, what car do you drive?
23:09How fast do you go on weekends?
23:11I'm hearing...
23:12Please, no, I, what, I...
23:13Let's try an open question.
23:15Open question?
23:16Open question.
23:17Uh, what the fuck do you think you're doing?
23:19Is that all right?
23:19Is that an open question?
23:20Yeah, okay.
23:21Um, and now...
23:21No, a closed question.
23:23Are you trying to piss me off?
23:23No, no, I'm not trying to piss you off.
23:24No, I was just...
23:25A closed question.
23:26Yes or no answer.
23:27Do you understand?
23:28Yeah, okay, let's try a paradoxical intervention.
23:31What?
23:31What you do is you tell them to do something you think they can't do,
23:34and then, in order to get them to do it...
23:35Try to tell them there's a load of old tosses, and they'll never change.
23:38Yes, it's a little bit of empathy.
23:40You're a load of cocks.
23:41You'll never change, and I feel very sorry for you.
23:43Empathy, done.
23:45Yeah, okay, and, of course, there'll be enough time to, um, just to, you know, reflect and paraphrase.
23:49You know, throw in the odd kind of, um, circular question, a bit of gestalt, empty chair.
23:53Just get your comments less directive and more systemic, you know.
23:58Um, bring all those, all those family issues, that sort of thing,
24:02and then once you've done the family issues, we can move on to...
24:04It'd be really good, you know, if we could practice your reframing,
24:07because the hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop...
24:10I can't do this.
24:14You're going to have to shut up.
24:15Right.
24:16Let's welcome now our crack-addicted whore.
24:19No, no, you can't open with that.
24:21That's the title of the show.
24:22It's going to be crack-addicted whore or something like that.
24:24I mean, I'm going to say it.
24:26Is there a problem?
24:27Uh, um...
24:29What?
24:30This man has a very, very violent profile.
24:33He's a crack addict.
24:35I mean, you're pushing too far, he's going to kill you.
24:37Here's my line of questioning.
24:38You are a crack-addicted whore.
24:40How long have you been wearing women's panties?
24:42I've been smoking rock for, like, seven years,
24:46and, like, with the sex, it's been, like, over as long as I can remember, really.
24:51Yeah, well, what does your mother think about this?
24:53No, no, no.
24:53Yeah, she...
24:54You're going too far now.
24:55Don't mention the mother.
24:56She died.
24:58Uh, no, no, no.
24:59You know what?
24:59I guess your mother would be very ashamed of you.
25:01No, no, no, no, you can't do...
25:02I don't think you don't want to change.
25:04I think you're happy being this crack-addicted whore.
25:06Oh, that was a paradoxical intervention.
25:08Am I right?
25:09Close question.
25:10How do you feel about...
25:11You push them to anger too quickly.
25:12Can I just tell you a little bit about the anger you should expect?
25:16I have done anger.
25:17I know what I am doing.
25:19If he's getting too fucking angry, I crouch down.
25:23Maybe I sit here.
25:24I might lie fucking prostrate at this crack-addicted whore's feet
25:27because I know what I am doing.
25:30Go.
25:30You are just some pathetic low-life rock-using rent boy
25:37who turns up his arse every time he needs to score
25:40just so he can have his penis cut off.
25:42You disgust me and most of my audience.
25:45Yeah!
25:46But I'm not here to judge you.
25:48Sit down.
25:49And then I will lower my eyes.
25:51I will do empathy.
25:52Oh, my God, you're so brave to become a woman.
25:54Those shoes look very painful.
25:56How long is it going to be before you take responsibility for yourself?
26:00And I will contain his anger.
26:02I will hold it.
26:02I will hold him in my hand
26:04and then subtly, may I say fucking skilfully,
26:06move him to the tears of self-pity
26:08and the outpouring of self-loathing.
26:10I hate myself!
26:12And then I will tell him straight.
26:14The straight talking, the no-nonsense,
26:16the Vivian vile treatment from the heart.
26:19You're angry, aren't you?
26:20Hmm?
26:21I know you're angry.
26:22You're very angry.
26:23Are we to hold on to that violent anger?
26:25Because on the new Vivian vile show,
26:26we're going to give you a choice.
26:27You can leave this show one of two ways.
26:30You can go through that door there and you can get help.
26:33You can get proper help in the shape of Dr. Jonathan Fowler there.
26:36He's our new therapist.
26:38He's good.
26:39I've seen his work.
26:40Or you can leave through that other door,
26:41the way you came in.
26:42That door marked depravity and drug addiction.
26:45Which is it going to be?
26:46The choice is yours.
26:47Yes.
26:53Great man, great man.
27:03Let's give it up for him.
27:04That took a lot of gut.
27:05Hello, baby.
27:07This is...
27:09Um...
27:10Yeah, soy...
27:11Soy...
27:12Mama.
27:14Yeah, sÃ.
27:16Uh, como...
27:18Oh, God, no.
27:21Are you hungry?
27:21Um...
27:22Oh, are you...
27:25Como...
27:25Uh...
27:26Te...
27:27Humbre?
27:28Hum...
27:29Sleepy...
27:29Um...
27:31Oh, God, can you hold?
27:48Ask him to leave us alone.
27:58Could you leave us, please?
28:03What do you think they do with it?
28:04How do they get rid of it?
28:05It's all right.
28:05They have a process.
28:06They know what that...
28:07Yeah.
28:10Goodbye.
28:16All right, darling.
28:16Let's go.
28:17Come on, let go.
28:18No, I can't.
28:19You've done the hard part.
28:20You've said goodbye.
28:21Let's go.
28:22No, I can't.
28:23What?
28:24It's stuck to my fingers.
28:25What?
28:25It's stuck to my fingers.
28:27Well, get it off.
28:27I can't.
28:28It's hurting.
28:28What?
28:29It's hurting.
28:30It's starting to hurt.
28:30Breathe on it.
28:31Breathe on it.
28:34No, it's not working.
28:34I'm going to get frostbite.
28:35Ask him to come back.
28:36Could someone...
28:37Look, we need a...
28:38Sick, cut him back.
28:39We need a...
28:39Knives.
28:40Do you carry one?
28:42Have you ever witnessed or been affected by a stabbing?
28:45Do you cut yourself for sexual pleasure?
28:46Or because you're depressed?
28:48Ever tried to amputate a limb?
28:50The Vivian Vile Show is doing a week about knives.
28:53Living on a knife edge.
28:54Contact us.
28:55We'd love to hear from you.