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00:01I'm not sick but I'm not well
00:06And I'm so hot
00:09Cos I'm in hell
00:20So, I think I'm definitely going to propose to Sophie.
00:23Propose? To Sophie?
00:26Oh my God, this is massive. How does it affect me?
00:29Shit, I can't manage on my own. He knows what lottery numbers we do.
00:32I'll have to do lucky dips. I'm never going to win on a lucky dip.
00:36I mean, but why? I didn't think things were going all that well.
00:41Exactly. She's in Bristol and we hardly ever see each other
00:44and when we do, we argue. She's slipping through my fingers.
00:48So, therefore, you must get married?
00:51I need to make a statement.
00:54You aiming for the bullseye?
00:55Yeah, of course I am. It's the best thing on the board.
00:57No, it isn't.
00:58Mark, just look at it.
00:59It's tiny, it's red, it's right in the bloody middle.
01:02Of course it's the best thing on the board.
01:04I'm going to take her to a four-star hotel in Somerset,
01:07the Quantox, and ask her to marry me.
01:10Now's the time. I must strike soon.
01:12Why?
01:13Well, not because the hotel mega-deal vouchers from the Sunday Times
01:16expire at the end of the month. That doesn't enter into it.
01:18Another mega-deal will come along in some national newspaper eventually
01:21and Mr Patel saves me the vouchers.
01:24In fact, I've got enough for two bloody rooms,
01:26so if it all goes pear-shaped, I can always...
01:28You've got enough for two rooms?
01:29No.
01:30Oh, come on, Mark. I could take Big Su's. Break the logjam for us.
01:32Weekend in the boondocks.
01:33Quantox. No, Jez, no.
01:36I'm going to propose, really. This has to be a solo mission.
01:40Mark, think about it. What if she says no?
01:43You'll be trapped in an emotional shitstorm. You're going to need backup.
01:47Look, I suppose if you want, you can ask her.
01:49Cool. If she can't make it, I'll just take super hands.
01:52No, Jeremy. No way.
01:54I'm kidding. Bloody hell, Mark. Give me some credit.
01:59Weekend in the Quantox.
02:01Yeah. You sure this is cool? I mean, we'll have to steer clear of Mark.
02:04The Abdominiser. Don't worry about him. Totally different time scheme.
02:08We'll be hitting the sack while he's still getting his morning horn off the FT.
02:11Yeah, well, I suppose it's a good chance to get away and do the demo.
02:14Exactly.
02:16Here you go, Chief. Have a suck on that sauce bottle.
02:18Yeah. Living at large on the mini bar.
02:21While Big Su's is playing the bloody Peter's Friends drinking game
02:24with Hugo and Otto and Rosal and Nozzle.
02:27Too right.
02:29You're not having one.
02:30Nah, mate. Nah, not for me. I'm cleaning up.
02:32Kicking everything from the PCP to the lattes.
02:35Going straight edge, doctor's orders.
02:38You're kicking everything.
02:40Right. But you don't mind me.
02:42Nah, mate. Nah. You have your fun.
02:44Cold beer and a nice little fucking smoke. Don't let me stop you.
02:47Right. Okay. Here. I'll give him about five minutes.
02:50You'll stay strong for me, though, yeah?
02:53Promise me. Whatever happens, no drugs. Yeah?
02:56No. Sure, mate. Yeah. Well, I'm on it.
02:59Right. Well, let's crack on.
03:01Don't say crack, Jez, yeah? Please. Not now.
03:04Because you saying crack makes me think about crack,
03:07and I love crack.
03:09So can you not say crack?
03:14I can't believe the restaurant didn't have a record of my booking.
03:17I think we should just choose somewhere now, anywhere. I'm tired.
03:19Well, maybe we should have gone to the place with all hanging plants.
03:22I thought you didn't want to go there.
03:23Well, I thought you didn't like it,
03:25because when we looked at the menu, you kind of wrinkled your nose.
03:28Did I? I don't think so.
03:29She definitely did.
03:31Must maintain good relations. Can't propose in bad odour.
03:35Jesus, 33% of our mini-break weekend has already gone.
03:39Everything's got to be perfect for the big moment.
03:42Look, let's just go anywhere, yeah?
03:44Well, what about here?
03:46Er, do you think? It looks a bit...
03:49Yeah, sure.
03:50No, no. I don't know what your inexpressible criteria are.
03:53Why don't you tell me the secret fucking formula?
03:56Why don't we go back to the place with the weird menus?
03:59Oh, back. No, no, no, we can't go back.
04:01We've got to push on.
04:03Push on to Moscow.
04:05I'll just see if there might be something in one of the guides.
04:08Oh, Mark, put away the guides.
04:10I want to have a real experience.
04:11I want to go to the places no-one goes.
04:13Yeah, well, I think there's probably a reason why no-one goes to the places no-one goes.
04:16They're overpriced and have poor service.
04:18Oh, Mark, can we just try and leave the guides out of it and try and experience this bloody town?
04:25Oh, great. She's posted a book.
04:28And I suppose I'm supposed to find that incredibly charming and French.
04:31Well, it's not. It's a waste of £8.99.
04:34But I've got to grin and take it because it's the proposal weekend.
04:40Great. Weekend with a junkie going cold turkey.
04:43I should just leave him.
04:44And what's the worst that could happen?
04:46He could die. That would be quite bad.
04:48Give us a sip.
04:49Hands.
04:50Just a sip.
04:51And a toke.
04:53And a line, yeah?
04:55No, come on, mate.
04:56I'm not going to give you any intoxicants.
04:58You made me promise.
04:59Yeah, I know, but that was before.
05:02I wasn't thinking straight, was I?
05:03My head was filled with bloody mumbo-jumbo, wasn't it?
05:07But it's all become very, very clear to me now, Jez.
05:10I want some drugs.
05:11No, mate. No.
05:13You stingy bastard.
05:15You're mean.
05:16And you're fat and ugly and stupid.
05:19There's no need to be nasty.
05:21Yeah, well, I'll stop being nasty.
05:23Will you?
05:24Just let me have a bit of fun, you yoghurt cock.
05:26Hey, Big Suze.
05:27How are you doing?
05:28Never fucking mind about her.
05:29Just give me a bang on that pipe.
05:31Cut me out a couple of...
05:34Yeah, no, nothing much.
05:35Just, you know, hanging out.
05:37Chilling.
05:38Yeah, that would be nice.
05:39Cool.
05:40Cool cool coolio.
05:42That's Big Suze.
05:43Guess what?
05:44She's coming over after all.
05:46Yeah, it's terrific, mate.
05:47Brilliant news.
05:48Fantastic.
05:49Superhands.
05:50Are you trying to skin out with your feet again?
05:53Because it doesn't work, does it?
05:55It just makes a mess.
06:01So, this is nice.
06:03This is lovely.
06:04This isn't lovely.
06:05This is horrible.
06:06All the people's food looks awful.
06:09Our big engagement dinner in the Quantox is going to be terrible.
06:12I want to cry.
06:14Oh my God, we're not saying anything.
06:16We've got nothing to say.
06:17We've skipped 20 years.
06:19We're one of those couples, you see.
06:22Gotta say something.
06:23Anything!
06:24So, what do you think of the chairs?
06:29Quite okay, aren't they?
06:32Yeah, they're pretty okay chairs.
06:36Excuse me.
06:37Do you have a light?
06:38Oh, I'm sorry.
06:39We don't smoke.
06:40He thinks I hide his lighter.
06:42Now, do I look like the sort of woman who'd hide her husband's cigarette lighter?
06:46No, not at all.
06:47She also doesn't look like the sort of person who'd strangle a cat.
06:52But I haven't seen Castro in four days.
06:55Spider-sense is tingling.
06:57There's something wrong with them.
06:58What is it?
06:59Booze?
07:00Drugs?
07:01Sex?
07:02Mental health issues?
07:03Sophie, are you alright with this?
07:05Because if you're not, we can always...
07:07No, I'm fine.
07:08Let's be nice to talk to some real people.
07:10She goes looking for fun after just a minute of uncomfortable silence.
07:14Well, you better get used to it, honey, because when we're married, there'll be a lot more
07:19where that came from.
07:23It was nice at first.
07:24God, she's come down to see me.
07:25This is amazing.
07:26Walking in the grounds of a country hotel.
07:29If there wasn't a junkie in my room shitting and retching and hurling,
07:32it would be like Pride and Prejudice or something.
07:34I just took a look around and I thought, really?
07:37Is this me?
07:38Ooh, wasn't listening.
07:40Just keep saying general words.
07:42Should be okay.
07:43Shit, yeah.
07:44God.
07:45I sometimes think stuff like that.
07:47You know, kind of deep stuff, shit, in your head.
07:50Exactly!
07:53Uh, hi, Super Hands.
07:54Come back, man.
07:55Please come back.
07:56I've got a monkey on my back, dude.
07:58The size of King Kong.
07:59I am being fucked by King Kong.
08:01Yeah, no.
08:02Tuck into the Kit Kats.
08:03I'm going to cut my tongue off with a rusty razor.
08:05Yeah.
08:06Well, good luck with that.
08:07And I'll see you later.
08:08Where is he?
08:09Is he okay?
08:10Yeah, he's fine.
08:11He's back in London reading a classic car mag.
08:13Oh, okay.
08:14So, listen, Jess.
08:15Do you want to go back to your room and cuddle up and watch a little bit of cable?
08:20Ah, she's actually hot for me, but can't use the room.
08:24Maybe we could do it behind a bush or under a car?
08:29I always thought she could have had kids, if she'd tried a bit harder.
08:33I never even wanted kids.
08:34I'd come down to breakfast and all he'd want to talk about was cervixes and fallopian tubes.
08:41Oh, great.
08:43Gynaecology.
08:44My favourite topic of conversation with strangers.
08:46I thought by now I'd be a nurse mother with twelve kids round my skirts.
08:49Gotta get her away from these freaks and pop the question.
08:52Soph, it's getting late.
08:55Should we be, um...
08:56Well, what about our walk with Gerard and Isabelle up on the Pontox?
08:59Gotta get her on her own, get her to the bench.
09:02It's the apprentice final tonight, so we can't miss that.
09:06We've got to go.
09:07But it's so beautiful out there.
09:08Yes, but Sugar's got it in for the short guy.
09:12Fine, well, if you want to watch it, then come and find us
09:15or I'll see you back at the hotel a bit later, okay?
09:18Oh, bollocks.
09:19I'm going to end up proposing on the M4, possibly the M25.
09:23How romantic will that be?
09:24It's all going to be her fault.
09:26Why won't that stupid bitch let me propose to her?
09:32Ah, that's smart.
09:34Horrible whisky.
09:37Still, midnight down the bar,
09:39I can't exactly have a chocolate milkshake, can I?
09:41Jesus, what am I going to do?
09:44I've got to ask her.
09:46Or maybe just slope home, never mention it.
09:49Make Jeremy promise not to say jokes about it and...
09:52God, I need someone to talk to.
09:54Got to get my thoughts straight.
09:56Well, he's an idiot.
09:58But he's my idiot.
10:06Jeremy?
10:07Mark?
10:08What are you doing here?
10:09Nothing.
10:10I'm just here with Big Suze.
10:11You said that was allowed.
10:12Hi, Mark.
10:13What are you doing sleeping here?
10:15Why aren't you in your hotel room?
10:17Yeah, Jez, the maid must be finished by now.
10:20Yeah, I'll just go and check on that, yeah?
10:23The maid?
10:25Midnight?
10:26What's going on, Jeremy?
10:27What have you done to the room?
10:28You haven't abused the mega deal, have you?
10:30Well, the thing is, and don't, don't, don't take this badly, but Superhands has come up.
10:37But you'll approve because he's trying to come off the drugs.
10:40Superhands?
10:41Going cold turkey on my Sunday Times mega deal?
10:44Oh, that is too rich.
10:47Sophie.
10:48Hey, Sophie, have you got bored of...
10:51OK, OK, don't panic.
10:53Where are you?
10:54Well, don't move.
10:55I'll be there any minute, OK?
10:57Everything's going to be fine, OK?
11:00Is she not OK?
11:01She went for a walk with these two idiots drinking slow gin.
11:05Now they've gone off and left her.
11:07She's scared and lost.
11:08I'm going to go and find her.
11:13God, that's horrible.
11:16I could do with a hand.
11:17I don't want to go, but apparently you can't just do whatever you want because of civilisation.
11:22Yeah, sure, mate.
11:24Did you say where she was?
11:26She thought she might be near a big rock.
11:28Oh, great.
11:29Well, that should be simple enough, then.
11:31That's what I was going to say.
11:32Then I thought, you know, a bit more comforting and deslinum now.
11:36I can be all Jimmy Carr about it later.
11:38Hmm.
11:41Sophie!
11:42Sophie!
11:45Did she say what sort of rock it was?
11:46No.
11:47Why were you phoning me anyway, you big idiot?
11:49Well, I wanted to talk some stuff through with someone, didn't I, you big dick?
11:53What stuff?
11:54You're not having gay feelings again, Mark?
11:56No.
11:57One time that happened.
12:00It's her.
12:01Now, Soph, I want you to remain calm, but can you give me a description of the rock at all?
12:08Is it Mossy, for example?
12:10Oh, great.
12:11No, no, that's fine.
12:14Sure.
12:15See you soon.
12:18She's back at the hotel.
12:19She found Gerard and Isabelle about five minutes after she called us.
12:22Oh, for fuck's sake.
12:25Right, is this...
12:26Are we going the right way?
12:28Well, we're going down, so that must be right.
12:30Except we went down and then up, so...
12:32Look, we should just keep going.
12:33We're bound to hit something soon.
12:35We should probably hurry, because Sophie said there might be a bit of a thunderstorm coming in.
12:40Oh, great.
12:41So, we have no idea where we are, and there might be a storm coming in, and we haven't got any stuff, and...
12:46Brilliant.
12:47We're dead meat.
12:48This isn't the Matterhorn, Jeremy.
12:49It's the Quantox.
12:50Nobody dies in the Quantox.
12:52If we're very unlucky, we might have wandered onto Exmoor, but...
12:55Exmoor?
12:56The Moors?
12:57The Baron Moors?
12:58The Moors murderers?
12:59We could easily die on a Moor?
13:01Give me your phone.
13:02Why?
13:03I'm going to call Mountain Rescue.
13:04No.
13:05That's what they're there for.
13:06We're not calling Mountain Rescue.
13:07We're not going to be two of those idiots you hear about who go up mountains in flip-flops and sombreros and have to get rescued.
13:13What?
13:14You'd rather be one of the idiots they find frozen to death, being chewed by badgers, drinking their own piss?
13:18You can't call Mountain Rescue anyway.
13:20This isn't a mountain, it's a hill.
13:21Oh, right.
13:22They're going to leave me to die because I haven't got a geography degree.
13:24You'd prefer that, wouldn't you?
13:25To die rather than to ask for a simple piece of help.
13:29We are so going to die.
13:31Will you please stop saying that?
13:34Ow!
13:35What the fuck?
13:36What is it?
13:37Ah, shit!
13:38My ankle!
13:39Look, just come here, mate.
13:40I've got you.
13:41Here.
13:42Look.
13:43Come and sit over here.
13:44Ah, ankle.
13:45Here we go.
13:46In a couple of hours we'll be dead.
13:47Look.
13:48Seriously, mate.
13:49Do you want me to go up there?
13:51I'll...
13:52I'll march up there a bit and try and get a bit of reception, yeah?
13:54Er...
13:55No.
13:56No?
13:57No, mate.
13:58No.
13:59Don't leave.
14:00Because...
14:01And I'm not being rude.
14:02If you go, you won't come back.
14:05You'll leave me here to die.
14:08Ah, so!
14:09Now you're admitting that one of us might die.
14:11Nobody is gonna die.
14:12Nobody is gonna die.
14:13This is southern England.
14:14Nobody dies in southern England, Jeremy.
14:16That just doesn't happen, okay?
14:18Now, look, I haven't told you about this before, but...
14:21I actually have a bar of dairy milk with me.
14:24I think it's probably time we rationed it out.
14:26Rationing?
14:27Can't we just have a bit?
14:28We've only been lost for 20 minutes and you want to start rationing?
14:31Let's just eat it.
14:32Well, it's hardly worth starting the rationing once we've eaten it, is it?
14:35Oh, you love rationing, don't you?
14:37You've been waiting for an opportunity to do rationing on me since the day we met and finally,
14:41finally, one's come along and you love it, don't you?
14:44I just thought I'd block each every two hours and...
14:46Bollocks.
14:47Give me my half now.
14:48You can ration yourself if you're so keen on it.
14:50Well, if you insist, there's seven segments, so that's three each with one left over,
14:55which is mine, seeing as it's all mine.
14:58The spirit of the Blitz lives on.
15:00Fucking hell.
15:01No, that is good.
15:02That is so good.
15:03Now, just don't come to me asking for some more when you didn't have the foresight to...
15:06Oh, a bit more.
15:07No.
15:08Oh, come on.
15:09Just a bit.
15:10My half of the fourth chunk.
15:11Come on.
15:12Jeremy, I explained to you what would happen.
15:13Oh, come on, Mark.
15:14You knew what would happen.
15:15As soon as you mentioned chocolate, you knew I'd want to eat it.
15:17You know my nature.
15:18This isn't fair.
15:19You're using my nature against me.
15:21Look, let's just concentrate on getting back to the hotel.
15:23All right.
15:24Sure, mate.
15:25Sure.
15:26And thanks, mate, for the chocolate.
15:29Don't mention it.
15:30Always got the Twix.
15:31No need to mention the Twix.
15:33Oh, look, a frisbee.
15:36Somebody left a frisbee.
15:37We could use this to dig, or maybe catch something.
15:40A bird.
15:41If you throw it really hard.
15:42Uh-huh.
15:43So, listen, mate.
15:44About this whole, um, you asking Sophie to get married.
15:47Yeah.
15:48I mean, it's brilliant and everything.
15:49But I was just wondering, have you considered, like, not doing it?
15:53Not doing it?
15:54But that's what this whole weekend's been about.
15:57I say for three months for the mega-deal vouchers.
15:59No, obviously.
16:00And after all that clipping, you're going to want something to show for it.
16:04Like a wife.
16:05But is it really a good idea?
16:08I don't know.
16:09I kind of assumed it was, because I spend all my time thinking about it.
16:12I'm obsessed with it.
16:13Ah, yeah.
16:14But you see, Superhands is obsessed with crack and poppers and dusting his knob with speed.
16:18But it doesn't make it right, does it?
16:19I mean, what is it about her that you actually love?
16:23Are you kidding?
16:24Everything.
16:25Her, you know, I mean, she has changed a bit lately.
16:28But we were, we had this connection.
16:31Right.
16:32Which, admittedly, is kind of going.
16:35But, you know, she's funny.
16:38Although, now I wonder whether she really was funny or whether she was just being normal.
16:44But I liked her so much, I thought she was funny.
16:47Oh, yeah.
16:48I know that one.
16:49Plus, when I was at the height of Sophie Madness, it was when, you know, watching her across
16:55a hot photocopier, the little looks, the funny doodles.
16:59Before you really had a relationship.
17:01Exactly.
17:02It's almost like the more we've got to know each other, the worse it's been.
17:07I mean, we really have almost nothing in common.
17:13Well, maybe that's a sign?
17:16Oh, my God.
17:18I don't have to marry her.
17:21Jez, I'm not going to ask her to marry me.
17:26There might even be other women in the country who are willing to speak to me and now I can go out and find them.
17:31Or just give up on women and eat toasted sandwiches and watch TV.
17:35Oh, don't give up on women, mate.
17:37I mean, there's she-males, hookers, Thai brides.
17:40All God's rich tapestry.
17:42Brilliant.
17:43Wow, I feel good.
17:44Hey, isn't this...
17:46Jez, this is a footpath.
17:48A genuine National Trust-maintained public right of way.
17:52Great.
17:53Fantastic.
17:54Well, let's go down, shall we?
17:55We can snap all the rest of the choco.
17:57Go 50-50.
17:58Jez, where are you going, you great doofus?
18:01It's this way.
18:02Er, no.
18:03This way.
18:04Down.
18:05Yeah.
18:06Down the mountain.
18:07Remember?
18:08No, look.
18:09Jez, we went down and then up.
18:10Look, I've just got this really, really strong feeling that I'm right.
18:13And you should probably just give in.
18:15Because we both know that I'm a lot more stubborn than you.
18:17So just give in now.
18:18Yeah.
18:19Normally I give in, but today I'm right.
18:20And I don't want to go back up the mountain.
18:22Honestly, Jez.
18:23Well, look, if you really are going to go that way,
18:25then take my fleece and my secret twigs.
18:29Because you are definitely going to be spending a long, cold night on the moors.
18:34Oh, great.
18:35The secret twigs.
18:36When were you going to tell me about this?
18:38Or were you going to wait until I was dead and then have it for dessert
18:41after you'd feasted on my carcass?
18:46Fucking hell.
18:47That took forever.
18:48Finally back.
18:49He's always right.
18:50Why is he always right?
18:52Jez, I'm so glad to see you.
18:54I was worried about you.
18:55Listen, do you want to go and cuddle up somewhere soft and warm and, you know?
19:01Oh, I know, honey.
19:03Look, just give me five, yeah?
19:06Wow.
19:07I'm just so tired and hungry and cold.
19:09She's going to have a hell of a job coaxing her hard-on out of me.
19:13But I bet she'll manage.
19:15Oh, Hands.
19:17Super Hands.
19:19Cheers.
19:22Hi, Super Hands.
19:24How are you doing?
19:26I just wondered whether you still wanted some drugs?
19:30What?
19:31I'm over the hump.
19:33But, yeah, I'd love some drugs.
19:36And that's definitely your settled decision as a grown-up man.
19:40So I've got nothing to feel guilty about if, say, I gave you some.
19:44Not really.
19:45OK.
19:46Well, this is a big bag of drugs.
19:49And all I'm going to do is just tape it on here like this.
19:55And then, you know, have fun!
20:02Drugs.
20:03Drugs.
20:04Drugs.
20:05Drugs!
20:06Drugs!
20:07Hey, Soph.
20:08Where's the Markster?
20:09Practicing his I-told-you-sos.
20:10He's not back, Jeremy.
20:11He's still not back.
20:12I haven't slept a wink.
20:13Do you think he's all right?
20:14You're kidding.
20:15Is that Mark's fleece?
20:16I didn't kill him.
20:17I mean, I had the opportunity, but no motive.
20:19I mean, don't worry, Soph.
20:20He'll be fine.
20:21Yeah.
20:22No, I'm sure.
20:23It's just...
20:24I feel guilty.
20:25I was such an idiot.
20:26And he just rushed out straight away to try and find me,
20:28because he's so lovely like that.
20:29And I feel like I'm always the one.
20:31You know, he's such a good person.
20:33I'm always going on and on about the juice and the juice bar and smoothies.
20:36I mean, it's only fruits, but I don't know.
20:39I don't know.
20:40I don't know.
20:41I don't know.
20:42I don't know.
20:43I don't know.
20:44Smoothies.
20:45I mean, it's only fruits squashed up, for God's sake.
20:47Mark.
20:48Mark, you're safe.
20:50Brilliant.
20:51Oh, Mark.
20:52I'm so glad to see you.
20:53Oh.
20:54Hello.
20:55Hello, Jez.
20:56And I was right.
20:58You were wrong.
20:59Look, you're wet through and really unhappy.
21:02All because you didn't listen to me.
21:04What happened?
21:05Well, I sort of slipped into a kind of mini ravine.
21:11And there was, I angered a crow that was defending its young.
21:16And then I eventually got a bit of, not exactly, sleep in a disused barn.
21:25Oh.
21:26I was right.
21:28Look at you.
21:29You're actually shivering.
21:30Brilliant.
21:31Ugh.
21:32I can't believe I pissed on my legs to keep myself warm.
21:36Thanks, Soph.
21:37So, listen, I just wanted to say I'm so sorry for last night and being a big idiot.
21:42And, you know, you and me, we've had lots of ups and downs.
21:45And I guess the truth is we just have lots of differences and we have a lot of different interests and stuff.
21:51Yeah.
21:52Yeah.
21:53I know, Soph.
21:54But at some point you just have to say, okay, I don't live in a fairy tale.
21:57And we can have our own interests and our own gang of friends and I might do a bit more clubbing and you might do a bit more history.
22:06But that doesn't mean we can't have a nice time and neither of us are getting any younger and I might want some little people around sometime soon.
22:14So, what I'm saying is yes.
22:19What to?
22:20While you were out, Mark, your alarm clock went off so I went into your bag to turn it off and I accidentally found something round and engagement-y.
22:30Oh, right.
22:31Shit!
22:32God, I've not got it wrong, have I? You are going to...
22:35Oh, yeah, yeah. No.
22:37Well then, yes.
22:39Right then.
22:41Hooray.
22:43Guess what?
22:45We're engaged.
22:46We're going to get married.
22:47Yes!
22:48They're going to get married!
22:49No, no, they're not.
22:50Yes.
22:51Yes, we are.
22:52You are?
22:54Yup.
22:55Isn't it great?
22:58Congratulations.
23:01So, are you feeling all right now, mate?
23:04Oh, are you?
23:05Yep.
23:06I mean, I'd probably be very angry at you if I wasn't so incredibly high.
23:11So, Mark, congrats.
23:14Thanks.
23:15So, what the fuck?
23:18I mean, what happened?
23:19Did you change your mind?
23:20Well, no, no, not really.
23:23She found the ring.
23:24Right.
23:25She said yes.
23:26She accepted.
23:27But you hadn't asked.
23:28There was a ring.
23:29That's an effective proposal.
23:30So, you accepted the acceptance?
23:33Well, I had to.
23:34It was checkmate.
23:35There was no way out.
23:36Except for telling her how you felt.
23:37Oh, right, yeah.
23:38Sure, like that was going to happen.
23:40No, I had to accept.
23:42It would have been too embarrassing not to accept the acceptance.
23:45What?
23:46So, you're going to get married to her out of embarrassment?
23:49There are worse reasons.
23:50I suppose you could always get divorced.
23:52Oh, no, I'm not the divorcing type.
23:55So, you're going to stay married to this woman for the rest of your life because of embarrassment?
24:01Yes, probably.
24:03And, look, I'd be grateful if, for the rest of my life, you never mention it again.
24:10Okay?
24:11Fair enough.
24:13To the happy couple!
24:15The happy couple.
24:16This is good.
24:18Not really loving her kind of puts me in a position of power.
24:22I win.
24:23Sort of.
24:32Paranoia, paranoia, everybody's coming to get me
24:37Just say you never met me
24:40I'm running underground with the moors
24:43digging holes
24:48I begestballs
24:56I do not want to repeat it
24:57But I love you.
24:58I love you.
25:03I'm not a girl.
25:04I love you.
25:07I love you.
25:10I don't care for you.
25:12You don't think or me
25:13I hate you.
25:14I love you.
25:15You don't look like that or mess.
25:16I love you.