Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about moments that rage took over and you did something that left you shocked by your own actions!
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00:00Why is fast food joints the place to be if you're a criminal right now?
00:10Why are they?
00:10A McDonald's worker near San Francisco called 911 the other day
00:14after a lady threatened them with a gun
00:17over something that wasn't that big of a deal.
00:21She stopped in to pick up her food.
00:24Then she sent her kids back inside
00:26claiming that the fries she ordered weren't in the bag.
00:31An employee told them,
00:33sorry kids, your mom will have to bring the receipt in
00:36to prove that and we'll get you whatever you paid for.
00:41But instead, she came in hot.
00:44Oh, yeah.
00:45She threatened several employees
00:47and told them she had a gun in her purse.
00:51Again, she's threatening people with a gun
00:54over a couple of missing McDonald's french fries.
00:56I mean, you get it.
00:58Lisa, what?
00:59I'd expect that out of Chuck.
01:01Lisa, what?
01:02French fries, McDonald's are the best.
01:04Yeah, they got to be hot too.
01:05They got to be hot.
01:06I just think there's something in that food that makes you crazy.
01:09Well, there was one time,
01:10like I usually am like, ha ha ha, these people are crazy.
01:13But then one time, I got no sauce with my chicken nuggets.
01:19And I didn't realize it.
01:20You shot up the joint?
01:21I make a habit because I know what can happen to me in these situations.
01:25I'm checking the bag right at the window.
01:27I don't care how weird it is for them.
01:29I'm like, see if you did your job.
01:31Oh, my God.
01:32And then I like, I look and I did.
01:33But I didn't this time.
01:34And I got like halfway back.
01:36And I realized it.
01:38And I just like was having a bad day.
01:39And I like, I like saw white and just heard like a bell.
01:43Like, and I like, I like went off in my car.
01:47Like, the things the inside of my car said,
01:49it was like a demon was being ripped out of me.
01:52Oh, my God.
01:52Because I was so.
01:53So lucky you weren't armed.
01:54Yeah.
01:55And I like, I did like a cop move in the middle of a main road.
01:59And was like, no, I'm getting up sauce.
02:01All over sauce.
02:02And you'd have been the guy on the news.
02:04And you're like, over sauce.
02:06As I was pulling in, I'm like, all right, you can calm down.
02:08But it's just sauce.
02:09It's just sauce, man.
02:10Just sauce, dude.
02:11You've had sauce.
02:11You've had lots of sauce, man.
02:13So you maybe keep some extra sauce at home for those situations.
02:15No, I don't think about that.
02:16I'm never sauce prepared.
02:17Oh, OK.
02:18Never sauce prepared.
02:19I wonder how many of these people see white like that.
02:21Yeah.
02:21It just hit me.
02:23Like, I was like, that's the most angry I've been over the dumbest thing ever.
02:26And I was like, in my mind, I'm like, oh, they wait till they see me.
02:31Like, they're going through it, like, remembering me.
02:33Like, you know, like, they're going to remember me.
02:35And I look at my face, remember it.
02:36Oh, no, he's back.
02:38I'm back, bitches.
02:42Give me the sauce.
02:43How did it work out?
02:44I got the sauce and calmed down.
02:47Everything all came together.
02:48Everything was fine, yeah.
02:49I don't know if, I mean, maybe.
02:51You guys know, years ago, I maybe had some more anger management issues that I just, we
02:56pushed to a point.
02:57But I try not to let anything really get to me too much anymore.
03:02No, I'm the same way.
03:03Yeah, that fast food thing, though.
03:04I'm pretty calm.
03:05I just was like, it was one of those days where, like, everything kind of was going wrong.
03:08Oh, yeah.
03:08And that was, like, just the one thing that you were just, I was just like, why can't
03:12anybody do anything right?
03:14Why can't anybody do anything right?
03:15It's the world.
03:16It's the world.
03:17It's always the world.
03:18The rant I went on inside of my car, I was like, woo, buddy.
03:22Bam.
03:23Your sauce rage.
03:24It does shock you sometimes, right?
03:26When you act like that and you're like, calm the F down.
03:29Yeah.
03:29What the hell?
03:30I mean, I was all by myself screaming like a maniac.
03:33It's always in the car, right?
03:33Yeah.
03:34Have we all had moments like that in the car?
03:35Absolutely, yeah.
03:36No doubt.
03:37Because you could scream.
03:38Yeah.
03:38No one knows.
03:40I was like, the whole world's gone crazy.
03:42Can't even get your sauce anymore in 2024.
03:45It's ridiculous.
03:48I don't think I've ever told this story.
03:50But several years ago, maybe not as several as I hope.
03:55What did you do, Dave?
03:56You didn't tell us about a story?
03:58I haven't said this because I was embarrassed at how I reacted.
04:00Oh, let's hear.
04:01This dude in a lifted pickup truck, like it was going down to one lane, right?
04:07This dude, his lane was ending.
04:10I was in the lane that wasn't ending.
04:12He cut me off so bad that I almost went into a ditch.
04:17Like, I swerved out of the way, and Amber's in the car with me.
04:21It was close.
04:22Like, I hit the gravel at the side.
04:24Yeah.
04:25I talk about the white light.
04:27Yeah.
04:28And just that ringing, like in Saving Private Ryan.
04:30Like, I couldn't hear Amber telling me to calm down.
04:34I remember that.
04:34Like, she's like, I was yelling at you to calm down.
04:36I followed that guy for a couple of miles.
04:39Yeah.
04:40Until he finally pulled into a parking lot, and he was shaking, and he apologized.
04:46Like, I'm so sorry, man.
04:48Yeah.
04:48I mean, I sped up.
04:50Like, you got to stop.
04:52Yeah.
04:53And so Amber's like, are you serious?
04:55Oh, my God.
04:57This man is shaking.
04:58Her being in the car probably was what drove you crazy, because it wasn't just going to
05:02be whatever happened to you.
05:03Right, because I thought that's it.
05:04Like, we could have been, she could have been seriously hurt.
05:06Right.
05:06Like, that'll, was he on her side?
05:09Like, would she have hit her?
05:10Yeah, well, when I had to swerve, because he was coming in this way, right?
05:12Okay, gotcha, gotcha.
05:13Yeah, gotcha, gotcha, yeah.
05:14So it would have, we would have landed on the first side.
05:16That's a crazy vehicle to follow, though, dude.
05:17You must have, a lifted truck.
05:19Yeah.
05:19And that guy wasn't like, we got a problem, man.
05:26He was a little guy in a big truck, because that's the other way it goes.
05:31Yeah.
05:32And then six foot five, Dave steps out.
05:34He's like, oh, my God.
05:35And I was, listen, I'm a calm guy most times, but I was ready to kill.
05:41Like, I did have that rage.
05:42Yeah.
05:42And he was shaking, and it was like, so sorry, man, I'm sorry.
05:46But I followed him for miles, and I'm sure he was like, okay, I can't go home, because
05:50this guy's going to follow me home, and he pulled into this parking lot.
05:53That's your dad coming out.
05:54Totally my dad.
05:55Yeah.
05:55I said that to Amber, and when I finally came back to reality, I'm like, oh, my God,
06:01that was my dad.
06:01Yeah.
06:02I just became my dad.
06:03Yeah, because like reality swirls.
06:04Yeah, hold this chicken while I murder a man.
06:06Yeah, exactly.
06:07Exactly.
06:08Right.
06:09It was just like my childhood.
06:10I'm like, oh, I've got to re-evaluate stuff.
06:15I've got to drive backwards right over this man.
06:18Because I didn't think.
06:19Why?
06:19I don't, like, is this guy tougher than me?
06:21Does he have a gun?
06:22Like, none of those thoughts crossed my mind.
06:24Just, I am going to kill him.
06:25I need to kill him.
06:26Oh, yeah.
06:26No, I thought I was going to go in.
06:27I was going to be like, I am going to make this manager at McDonald's lose his job.
06:32I am going to ruin his life.
06:34I don't even care.
06:35But what's crazy is we watch those videos on the show and talk about how ridiculous those
06:40people are.
06:40When you're in that moment.
06:42Yeah.
06:42Yeah.
06:42When I did the cop move, I was just like, you got to calm down, man.
06:48When I saw those arches, I was like, all right, this is a real fat problem.
06:51Like, you got to get real problems.
06:52What?
06:53The arches is what?
06:54Stamming you out of it?
06:55Yeah.
06:55I was like, hey.
06:56I was like, hey.
06:58That snapped you back to reality?
07:00It did.
07:01It calmed me down.
07:02I was like, all right.
07:03All right.
07:04All right.
07:04I trust you again.
07:05You have one, Jason?
07:07Yeah.
07:07It's about Scott, though.
07:09And I was just hesitating to say it.
07:11Oh, I see.
07:11Because he got me mad.
07:12But I was in the car.
07:14Oh, okay.
07:15And we were driving, and he was throwing these little trucks from his car seat, and they
07:20were hitting the window and hitting the window.
07:23And I was like, stop throwing the trucks.
07:24Right.
07:25So he kept throwing the trucks.
07:26And then he threw it again.
07:27And I said, if you throw it one more time, I'm going to put the trucks down your throat.
07:33Oh, wow.
07:33Oh, yeah.
07:34And Jesse is getting nervous, and he throws one more truck, and that's the white I saw.
07:41I hit the gas and sped up, and she's like, what are you doing?
07:43What are you doing?
07:44What are you doing?
07:45What are you doing?
07:45What are you doing?
07:46What are you doing?
07:47And I pulled off into a neighborhood, and I got out of my car, and I slammed the door,
07:52and I walked up to him, and I opened his door.
07:54And the moment I came back from the white is when he had his hands like this.
07:59It was like, I'm not ready.
08:01I'm not ready.
08:03I'm not ready.
08:04And I was like, oh, my God.
08:08I think I'll just take the trucks from him.
08:11You know, and I closed his door and got back, and she's like, what the hell?
08:15I'm sure all parents have been there.
08:16Every parent has had a moment where you're like, oh, and they're like, oh, my God.
08:20Well, I'll never forget his face.
08:22I'm not ready.
08:23You thought I was really going to.
08:25I'm like, I got to be careful with what I say.
08:26That's a core memory you made for him, man.
08:28I haven't seen the shove cars down my throat.
08:31He hasn't thrown one since.
08:32Oh, that's all true.
08:33It does work that way, too.
08:35It will also.
08:35I'll remember that in therapy one day.
08:37Yeah.
08:38I'm sure you will.
08:38I couldn't take it.
08:39Oh, my God.
08:40We're going off to Louisiana to speak to Jacob.
08:43Hey, Jacob, how you doing?
08:45Doing good.
08:46How about y'all?
08:47We're doing all right.
08:48What made you rage?
08:48What made you see white?
08:49Man, so this is actually kind of the opposite.
08:54I was driving in, you know, one of those merge situations.
08:58This guy merges in front of me.
09:01And I guess my lights were a little too bright or whatever.
09:04But he starts brake checking me real hard.
09:07And so I drove around him on, you know, once we got back to the two-lane deal.
09:11And this guy starts following me.
09:13I got off the interstate.
09:15He's still following me.
09:16Got to the first red light.
09:18And he jumps out the car and punches my truck.
09:22I open the door.
09:24And the guy tackles me and starts hitting me.
09:26You know, we're kind of like going at it.
09:28Well, I had a flashlight in the door of my truck.
09:31I was able to grab that and just try and get the guy off of me.
09:36I hit him in the head with it.
09:38And it knocked the guy out.
09:40He's bleeding everywhere.
09:41Oh, my God.
09:42Jesus.
09:43Yeah.
09:43I drug him and I laid him on the hood of his car.
09:46And there's a lady sitting in the lane next to us watching the whole thing.
09:50And I'm like, what do I do right now?
09:52She says, well, the light's green.
09:54I've already called the cops.
09:55I guess just, you know, pull out of here and I'll pull away.
10:01You just left him on the hood?
10:03Unconscious of bleeding?
10:05He'll be all right.
10:06Well, I didn't want him to wake up and, like, get a gun and kill me or anything.
10:09So I was like, well, I'm going to remove myself, you know.
10:12And so I drove off and called the cops and told them what happened.
10:15And I'm freaking out.
10:17I think I was, like, 19 years old at this point.
10:19Oh, geez.
10:21So the next day I had to go in for questioning with the police.
10:25And, you know, I'm asking them all this.
10:27I'm like, man, what is going on?
10:29They said, well, you know, your story lines up with the other ladies.
10:32And I had to give them my flashlight and all that as evidence.
10:36The murder weapon.
10:37A.K.A.
10:38The murder weapon.
10:38Here's the brain banter.
10:39Yeah.
10:40It's like a game of Clue.
10:42Yeah, it is.
10:43That's crazy.
10:43Jacob, thanks for sharing, man.
10:44Have a good day.
10:46Man, last thing, I ended up asking him, I said, man, did he say anything?
10:51What was the problem here?
10:53He was a bowler in town from Ohio for a big bowling convention that they had.
10:59Violent, violent folks.
11:00Ohio bowlers?
11:02You're lucky.
11:02He was pissed drunk and said he bowled the worst game of his life.
11:06Oh, my God.
11:07And that's what made him rage.
11:08Ohio bowler.
11:09No.
11:09Never matched with a drunk Ohio bowler who's just bowled a real bad game.
11:14That's super dangerous.
11:14Yeah, super dangerous.
11:15You're lucky you didn't put your hand in the ball return like Kingpin.
11:19The lucky little lady in that story that's just like watching the whole, is he dead?
11:24Did you kill him?
11:25You just splayed him out over the, can I leave him there to bleed?
11:29He's watching the whole thing happen.
11:31Lights green, you better get out of the lights green, yeah.
11:34What do I do?
11:35Cross state lines, son.
11:37I just go.
11:38I've called the cops.
11:39I don't know.
11:41I see nothing.
11:42Right.
11:43Is he dead?
11:44He's still breathing?
11:45Is that his blood?
11:47You bashed him good with that flashlight.
11:50This lady said, one time my sister was staying over and she left her dildo on my couch and I completely lost it.
11:57It turned into a scratching, hair-pulling girl fight.
12:01I finally started beating her with her own dildo.
12:05And that's when we realized how stupid it was and bust out laughing.
12:08Oh my God.
12:11Dildo fight.
12:12I just think about it.
12:12There's a scene in Lockstock, Two Smoking Barrels, where that same thing happens.
12:15Somebody's beat to death with a dildo.
12:17Oh no.
12:17Listen, you can't leave your sex toys on my couch.
12:20It's violent.
12:21Right?
12:21As a sibling?
12:22Yeah.
12:22You can't.
12:23No, that's gross.
12:24That's so gross.
12:26Don't forget to leave your生活.
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