Dave wanted to do an uplifting segment about the most memorable random acts of kindness listeners have experienced but Chuck and Andy had different plans.
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00:00someone in massachusetts got really lucky yesterday i'm going to tell you what happened
00:09to them in just a moment but i do have a question for you guys listening right now
00:12what's the most memorable random act of kindness you've ever experienced
00:17most memorable random act of kindness someone's ever done for you 1-855-954-6969 if you want to
00:25chime in for a minute 1-855-954-6969 or text us at 46969 because there are still good people out
00:32there and there is reason to believe that other people could help you from our feel good segment
00:37feel good i think we need to feel good occasionally yeah a lot of negativity these days but uh so if
00:42you want to reach out do uh the story is a shopper who stumbled upon an envelope filled with 12 grand
00:52in the parking lot of a massachusetts market basket store and now he's being celebrated for his
01:01honesty and selflessness after he returned the money to its rightful owner you sure about that
01:08van ha returned from a recent shopping trip to the market basket in shrewsbury when she realized
01:14her envelope was missing ha and her nephew trung rushed back to the store where they were greeted
01:23in the parking lot by the manager dan desfosses jeez a lot of names here yeah yeah they're coming at
01:31you uh dan offered to sit through surveillance video to track down the envelope to see if they
01:38could figure out what happened to it but when he walked back inside the store to begin his investigation
01:42into the whereabouts of the lost cash a regular shopper known only as skip
01:48what oh boy was standing at the service desk with the envelope in his hand skip skip skip there's all
01:58these names and then there's skip yeah no and skip skips the dumb one who returned it yeah uh the lady
02:04told uh a local newspaper we were about to leave when the manager came over to us with a man named skip
02:11oh no he had found our money and was trying to turn it back in yeah we were so happy that is nice the market basket
02:22manager said it was all so very nice i'm not sure a lot of people would have ever done that how much does skip
02:30get for the integrity and compassion that he showed ten dollars three hundred dollar reward
02:38nice that's not bad that's probably that's not like skip doesn't have a lot of money i don't know
02:43why they just know him as skip and he's a regular was he a regular or did he was he
02:48getting the cards or something i don't know if he's a special man named skip but i just how many
02:54guys you know named skip we're gonna turn this so negative i know i love your now he's mentally
02:59challenged yeah i mean skip's life's a disaster everything has gone down i've never met a skip
03:05what at my point though my end point is lisa no matter what's going on with skip he still turned in
03:11that money that's true there you go right he still turned in that money no matter how bad skip's life is
03:16yeah that wasn't his to take you're right maybe his life's great maybe he doesn't have a concept
03:22of money you know maybe skips rolling on easy street so the question for you oh well which they've
03:28been asking people online what's the most memorable random act of kindness you've ever experienced
03:32the most memorable random act of kindness uh we're going to start things off with uh castle
03:38castle i've also never heard of a castle hello castle hi guys penis
03:43penis go ahead yeah um yeah so i i worked at this uh this factory um while back and uh i didn't
03:55have a car at the time and the one night i was going home it was a blizzard i mean like a really bad
04:02one like knee-high snow and i was standing there and waiting for the bus and this lady just randomly
04:07pulled over and gave me a ride home and it wasn't like a short trip it was uh it was a good like say
04:15like 10 miles see that's that's trusting that is very trusting for a woman to do that i would never
04:21do that what's wrong with you she keeps picking up randoms you can't just do that yeah women should
04:26not pick up random men i gotta say stella did that i would be all castle don't you believe like
04:31imagine your mom would you want a woman in your life to be picking up a random dude
04:34oh absolutely not and actually she turned out to be kind of like a like a weird cat lady so she was
04:42the weird one in this situation right see okay that's what it takes right yeah it takes it takes
04:46a weirdo real weirdo jerky off or anything if someone stopped to pick me up in the you'd be
04:53like what are you doing i'd be like i gotta be careful here oh you think she would yeah oh yeah you
04:58gotta be worried about it's not right it's not one-sided exactly the misery type situation
05:02see how we do it i know we're turning it that was really nice castle she tried to jerk him on
05:09but he did say she was a crazy cat lady yeah she was but he got she drove him a long way she did
05:16uh someone said i was working at walmart about a decade ago and during the christmas season they
05:21put me in the layaway department this older gentleman big beard comes in and asks uh to walk into the
05:27back to find five accounts that are just children's toys no tvs no game system something
05:32like that he proceeded to pay off all those accounts and also left gift cards with each of
05:38their layaways i'm pretty sure i met santa that day that's pretty cool the rich do that to feel
05:44better about the people they've killed what's he what's going on he met santa
05:49i love where you've taken it i love where you've taken this how can we destroy the goodness in the
05:56world not all rich people are evil not all like 99 percent like what like five good ones
06:03great yeah are they on a list don't forget about they gone to an island oh boy giving gifts gives
06:10you a little oh that's the other thing i always think that tax receipt when he reports it yeah
06:15you can just report it yeah you can just feel good about themselves yeah it's true someone said i was
06:21out to dinner with my husband and my one-year-old daughter was giggling and smiling the whole dinner
06:25a gentleman at the table next to us gave me a hundred dollar bill
06:28that i found out actually was two one hundred dollar bills so stuck together and he said from
06:36all those seeing our loving family together was the highlight of his week i wonder what made the
06:41bills stick together huh come on yeah oh my god now we know what he's into are you kidding me
06:51thanks so much i enjoyed watching i would find it weird if a random man next to me i would
06:57just handed me 200 i'd be offended i think i would be don't ever hand me money i don't need
07:04your that's how i feel about it's so odd i'll take it from you but i'll think it's weird so
07:08inappropriate feel free i want to clarify what lisa just said i'm dave hunter feel free to hand me
07:14money yeah you can never hand me money and um i will say thank you i'll take semen money too
07:19cover your money in semen and hand it to jason he'd love it i think it's odd like what do you want
07:26like what are you doing yeah i don't get i would be weirded out by that completely yeah i if i had
07:32you know still very young kids if i was at a restaurant and i found someone like across the
07:37way longingly staring in their direction i would be very i would be concerned and possibly upset
07:44right um it's just like you can it's weird as someone else every once in a while like i'll see
07:51like a dad daughter type thing and i'm like yeah that's awesome i'm like yeah that's awesome but i
07:57don't you can't like make it too no can i tell you this this is even weird like i'll see little kids
08:05like i miss my kids being kids of course and you're like i don't see adorable little kids out and i'll be
08:10like smiling at them then i realize oh my god yes i'm like a smiling strange man exactly i feel
08:14the same way i can't smile at that child yeah i know it's not my kid to smile at it's not my kid
08:21to smile at i i am very aware of all that so i had great expectations going into this what was your
08:27most memorable random act of kindness uh can we get through any of these no ripping them to shred
08:33will any of them be truly kind not with chuck and andy on the job i guess not okay they came in
08:40full of piss and vinegar this morning we're ready i've been around too long yeah we've seen it all
08:44uh justin is listening in sioux fall south dakota he texted us he said in line at the grocery store
08:50with my two kids and a couple of days before christmas last year lady in front of me paid for
08:54my groceries and gave me a hundred dollars punch her right in the face what how do you decide what do
09:01i think i don't i don't have enough to pay for my kids i told you that did happen to me right
09:05yeah that happened to me at a grocery store here badly for you i thought a lady was struggling to
09:11pay and i offered to cover the rest of it and she was so mad at me yep you would never had that go
09:15right no he's never won any of his right trying to help people i've given it up backfires every time
09:22on you yeah he's got yelled at so hard when a wacky lady thought i was trying to kidnap her exactly
09:27home from the grocery store because she had groceries get away get away get away
09:31like she called out to the motherland like called out to home i was just it was raining
09:39she was carrying like six bags of groceries i'm like oh i should try and help this lady
09:44yep that time uh then he thinks some yep thinks some lady's home is on fire it was a fireplace
09:50comes smashing on the door uh she's like get the hell out of here you psychopath loser i'm lighting
09:57my first fire yeah it's called smoke you moron
10:01they don't go right no i got i have to try i have to stop my instinct is to help but it doesn't go well
10:10for me yeah this woman at the grocery store here she was like she got had major attitude with me
10:15like i was insulting her i was trying to be nice yeah like i get that aspect of it like if i was
10:21like paying for groceries and somebody was like wow let me help you i'd be like what do you think
10:25i need help you'd have to go you'd have to like look at yourself i know i'd be like i look like i
10:29need i'm a gamefully employed i just love my job yeah there are some days i leave the house though
10:36where it's like you know you might think oh god you might have to reevaluate um brock is with us
10:43in fort myers brock the most memorable random act of kindness you've experienced what is it
10:49so yesterday i went into a store because it was the only store that was nearby i had to
10:56use the restroom really bad i had to go poop and it was the only place that was nearby
11:00and it's this chocolatier place called norman love it's these really fancy chocolates and so i went to
11:08the restroom and then when i came out of the restroom there was a guy that felt sorry for me so he said
11:13can i buy you some chocolate oh and i said no i said i just needed to use the restroom and he said
11:20well let me go ahead and buy you some chocolate so he bought me 16 chocolates that cost him 58
11:25dollars what you got a sugar daddy yeah literally sugar i know daddy i would accept
11:32no cash yeah chocolate i don't think i can refuse that this man after your balls yeah why did he buy
11:41you chocolate so the the whole time when i had left when i had left the restroom i was just looking
11:47at some of the chocolate i've never been in that store the whole day in my life and and i was just
11:52looking at the chocolate and he was like looking over my shoulder the whole time and i wanted to look
11:56or turn around and say can i help you with something and in reality he was just going to buy me some
12:00chocolate so i turned out to be the dick yeah he was an older man older than you no no he was younger
12:08than me i'm only 27 he had to be 18 or 19 years old holy cow what a weird one tale that is a weird
12:15one so what's your thought well because he likes him yeah he wanted to yeah he likes you yeah a little
12:20bit oh great just take it as a compliment right i wish i had a i wish i had a younger man buying
12:28me chocolate all the time like that would say something about me wouldn't it like a 30 year old
12:35gay guy wants to buy me chocolates all the time i would be like quite attractive my god i'm handsome
12:41got some peanut butter cups here for you chuck well you'll take them i'm telling you thanks guys i
12:47appreciate it yeah sorry brock yeah sorry change brock's story a little bit it has something no no
12:53one i see a man come out of the bathroom and then i watch him at the chocolate thing
12:57that is so weird that's what they got out of it it is weird i don't know i really like them
13:01and be like i'm not putting out
13:02this doesn't mean anything i don't owe you anything i don't owe you anything
13:08no that guy didn't think it was odd which is crazy i know i know yeah over 50 dollars
13:16a random man buys me over 50 dollars worth of chocolates that's odd and he's younger than you
13:20oh my god i don't know how much i would have to like like a lady to buy her 50 dollars worth of
13:26chocolates yeah or at least like really trying to go that way you know what i mean yeah another one
13:33said i met a 72 year old woman she was telling me how it had been years since she had sex so i took
13:40one for the team and my 41 year old ass gave her the d huh that's his random
13:46act of kindness he nailed a 73 year old that is such a dave and chuck the freak
13:51it really is i nailed a senior it really is so long since she'd had the d get over here
13:59i'll give you the d lady you're an angel i bet she i bet she didn't mind i mean i bet she
14:05i'm sure she was like wow this has been years since better than meals on wheels
14:1172 come on yeah i don't know pretty amazing
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