Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share the moments they realized they were dating an idiot!
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00:00here's a question for you when did you realize you were dating an imbecile when did you realize
00:11the person you were with was incredibly dumb if you've got a story and you can share it the
00:16number to reach us is 1-855-954-6969 toll-free 1-855-954-6969 or text us at 46969 the moment
00:28you realized the person you were dating was incredibly stupid they asked this question
00:35online um this woman said i realized he was dumb when he thought sweetened calories because the
00:44sugar dissolved so it's not really there so i don't understand unless you put out sugar in coffee
00:54and it dissolves there's no calories in that because it dissolved it went up whoa that's a
00:59new level of dumb cheese huh i wouldn't look like this if that was true he dissolves everything
01:07he dissolves everything
01:09dissolve it dissolve it just dissolve it put some cheese in that dissolve it
01:16melt it down
01:19i realized i was with an idiot we were out for dinner and he asked a waitress what tiramisu was
01:28and she said oh it's made with lady fingers my god and he freaked out ladies fingers fingers
01:34you gotta get up and walk out right then yeah that's crazy how horrifying no call the police you're sick
01:44oh yeah you start swearing
01:49oh yeah he's watched too many shows on tv
01:58a lot of people eating on tv
02:02ladies fingers
02:05i wouldn't know what to do i don't know i wouldn't know what to do you gotta calm him down
02:10yeah because i mean that's dramatic you really think you're like you're like for 20 minutes i thought i was at a restaurant that was serving uh ladies fingers but they were serving lady fingers
02:21yeah you'd have to apologize after freaking out that bad
02:25sorry about that i uh i was quite frightened
02:29you're calling the authorities
02:32get the police got a bunch of sickos
02:35yeah barging your way into the kitchen you're gonna find hundreds of fingerless ladies
02:40everyone in that place was eating that tiramisu
02:44super popular
02:46yep
02:47you slap it out of people's hands
02:49oh yeah
02:49no spit it out
02:51spit it out
02:52you know what it is
02:53they're like lady fingers
02:56oh you sick ass
02:59stab them
02:59yeah
03:00uh while on a road trip driving at night
03:04she was looking at the sliver of the moon
03:06and said
03:08you ever wonder what's blocking the full view of the moon
03:11oh
03:12yes
03:13holy cow
03:14holy cow
03:15all the time
03:15that's what i said
03:16i said yes all the time
03:19if she's hot enough
03:21you're going on with it
03:22nobody knows you know
03:24they've been trying to figure it out
03:25what are your thoughts on it
03:27one of those great mysteries
03:30yeah
03:30let's go to my place
03:31yeah
03:32another person said
03:35when i had to explain to him
03:37that women have
03:38three holes down there
03:41what do you mean
03:42i think that does
03:43you gotta learn that
03:45mess some guys up
03:47i think that messes some guys up
03:49really
03:49yeah i mean i do i think that
03:51oh boy
03:52some guys are just winging it down there
03:53well i don't know about
03:54actually i just didn't know about
03:56i was like i always wondered
03:57for a long time
03:58right
03:59where exactly do they pee
04:00right
04:01sure i mean
04:02but i think some guys just think it's the same
04:05day and age
04:06of the internet
04:08yes
04:09gotta give it a google
04:11hey there's no excuse
04:12there's no excuse now
04:13there is no excuse to not know that
04:15yeah
04:16how lady bits work
04:17yeah
04:17no i mean you cannot know how they work
04:19that's for sure
04:20well
04:21to not know the basics then
04:23of lady bits
04:23you can know the
04:24you can know a general map
04:26right
04:26but not not how they work
04:29all right there's the volvo
04:30yeah
04:31take a left at the volvo
04:33go down a bit
04:34you're gonna find a hole
04:35um
04:39my sister-in-law
04:40asked my brother
04:42who was watching something about cavemen
04:44if it was actually real footage of them
04:47yes
04:49yes it is
04:50yes it is
04:51this is actual footage of cavemen
04:52amazing
04:53technology was amazing
04:55yeah it was
04:56is that a cave camera they had
04:59of course it is
05:00that's like my first iphone
05:01iphone 1
05:01perfectly preserved
05:03yeah they found that
05:05in a cave
05:05the dvd
05:07the whole movie they made
05:08oh my god
05:11listen to this
05:11the question is
05:13when did you realize
05:13the person you were dating
05:14was an imbecile
05:14a guy thought my period was blue
05:17because that's the color
05:20they pour on the pads
05:21in the commercials
05:22i wish it was blue
05:24you bleed blue right
05:26i wish it was blue
05:27that's crazy
05:28i mean i don't know that
05:28no probably i don't
05:29no i'd be weird
05:30it's crazy that dude
05:32would watch those commercials
05:33and just be like
05:34damn
05:34pouring blood
05:35pouring period all over it
05:38because you can't call it blood
05:39if you think it's blue
05:40you just call it period
05:42you don't even know
05:42she's licking period
05:43yeah
05:44blue period
05:45oh look it's period
05:46what
05:48oh well
05:50it's disturbing to know
05:51people are so stupid
05:52no it's par for the course
05:54they really are
05:54uh matthew's with us
05:57in florida
05:58matthew when did you realize
05:59the person you were with
06:00was an imbecile
06:01um
06:03uh good morning by the way
06:04penis balls
06:05penis
06:05um i wasn't dating her
06:08but i was talking to a girl
06:09at a bar
06:10a few years back
06:11and a bruno mars song
06:12came on
06:13where it goes
06:14i forget the name of it
06:15but it goes
06:16dun dun dun dun
06:17ooh
06:18and so i was singing along
06:19to it
06:20and she goes
06:20wow you do that
06:21uh really well
06:22i said
06:23that's me
06:24she goes
06:25what do you mean that's you
06:25i said i'm
06:26i'm the ooh guy
06:27she goes
06:27no you're not
06:28shut up
06:29i said yeah
06:30i'm the ooh guy
06:30oh yeah
06:31she started telling
06:32all her friends
06:33everybody came over
06:33and started taking
06:34pictures with me
06:34no
06:35oh my god
06:37you're the ooh guy
06:37and a bruno mars song
06:38yes lise
06:39i swear to god
06:40i'm the ooh guy
06:41incredible
06:43so people have pictures
06:45with you on their phone
06:46and they'd be like
06:47look i met the ooh guy
06:48yeah
06:48exactly
06:50so all of her friends
06:51are dumb too
06:51oh they're all dumb
06:52yeah
06:52oh yeah
06:52just a fleet of dumb people
06:55i love it
06:55that's incredible
06:56i just
06:57i had fun that night
06:58oh yeah
06:59yeah i bet
07:00my god
07:01start telling people
07:02you're the
07:07are you
07:09oh my god
07:13get a picture
07:14get a picture
07:14about a dollar
07:15fifty a week
07:16oh my god
07:17you must be rolling it