Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about your worst makeout experience after finding a list of things you can do to improve your makeout sessions. And, learn that Chuck developed his makeout skills from a scene in 'Top Gun'.
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00:00the question was your worst makeout experience 1-855-954-6969 you can also text in
00:10to 46969 chuck you've had some ins well like things go on yeah like i know uh you know like
00:17we got a we we had seen a list uh with like these tips on how to make yeah like how to make
00:24make out session better and and just talking about it i was reminded of like you know sometimes you
00:30just know right away that we're not gonna we're not gonna to to work out and uh i remember i was
00:39in a situation where it was kind of like some tension was building between me and this uh
00:45woman and it was like okay this is gonna be cool this is gonna be cool and then slowly but surely
00:50like people started to like leave and it was like all right here it goes here we go it's time to
00:56put on the old move this is our chance here's here's a good let me show you how it's done
01:01boy so uh you know i'm like a huge loser let's start making up uh and um so we
01:14start to kiss and right off the bat our mouth our mouths are a much different size
01:25it's it's it's the only way that i can explain it i don't think i've i've heard this story before and
01:33i don't think i've heard it described because i don't know if i've ever really succinctly in all
01:38of the times i've told this i don't think i've really explained that i felt like my mouth
01:44was it was at least double the size double she had a tiny little mouth it was like she
01:51like a tiny little fish's mouth
01:58like a small mouth bass i was like a large mouth bass and she was like a small mouth bass but
02:06your little minnow when i would like you know like you when in passion in passion you are you
02:14are open mouth uh kissing someone yeah and um what i would find is that when we would get close
02:25her teeth would touch my teeth dude oh her teeth were worse not just like one time because it
02:31can happen like oops you know occasionally exactly i mean if you're good if it's crazy stuff and you're
02:37no this was just a very calm just like uh pretty innocent stuff and it was just oh oh and you
02:46couldn't get it to stop i couldn't get it to stop and it was weird because like you know you are
02:52making out with someone so you're like this is good this could go further right and i'm and listen
02:58i'm not i'm not gonna i'm not like tooting my own horn here or whatever but it was like about to
03:03but but but i am about to um i have always felt like i'm not bad at this yeah like i actually
03:11consider myself to be an okay like kisser did you practice when you were younger of course i did
03:18before you did your first kiss of course i practiced would you practice lemons
03:22whatever i could find my arm before it was real hairy
03:31yeah because after he got a hair he was like
03:36you just make your hand in one of like talky mouths oh yeah kiss your hand all sorts of stuff
03:42i was well versed i've realized in my life a lot of my credit for believing that i'm an actual okay
03:51kisser is i believe that i learned to kiss from the movie top gun
03:54i believe i learned to kiss from tom cruise in the movie top gun they have one of the most sensual
04:09make out scenes of all time without going without really being dirty it's yes it's it's right after
04:19this lease they do the race wait where oh this one this is how i kiss this is how i kiss look at me
04:29a lot of little loose tongue there look at the hands though watch the hands see the hand i realized
04:38early on i'm like so he's using his hands twice and then he does this move with the hand and then
04:46get the tongue going there there we go this is almost you and that listener in boston exactly that
04:52guy that man this is why he wanted to this is why he wanted to that's a pretty good kissing scene
04:59i have to say i haven't seen it in a lot of years right so i am telling you that i figured out some
05:08stuff at a fairly young age because i watched this so many times oh my gosh yeah it's without
05:17showing anything no it's showing a lot you know and then this is the next day yeah no and then you
05:24know i just always remember watching top gun like with my dad i watched it with my dad the first
05:29time every time this scene came on it was like he was like look away boy oh yeah i was in watch
05:35this scene with your dad i was in the theater me and my buddy kev me and kev and my dad and that
05:42started happening and me and kev looked at each other like we were like like 11 11 years old or
05:50something like that 12 years old and it was so embarrassing but in the how many times i watched it
05:56i was like there's some stuff you gotta do yeah like maverick would do gotta sort of get your hands
06:03going get those hands moving that's all here he's open yeah i don't want to toot my own horn but i
06:11kiss like maverick i do i feel like i do i feel like i do i mean it's tough i mean unfortunately
06:21there's no one to check in on that with but um they say to stay away from hickeys too
06:26yeah that's a young person game okay oh god here's another but when you were young wasn't it like
06:32i don't know it okay it was like a mark of a uh of like yes i do this uh you know like i did have
06:41someone making out with me yeah like uh when i was in my when i was in my 20s though i went to a bar
06:46one time and a girl bit me all over the face she bit me all over the face some of the girls
06:53yeah i mean i made some choices i mean i made some choices are you dating army hammer no
06:59close close to it um i dated like the the like heroin version of women um
07:09you know not great choice not a great choice in life and sometimes you don't live through it
07:15you know um that's what i would be after but yeah and so i didn't realize what was happening over the
07:23whole course of the night um where i thought it was kind of like playful and like there was a bit
07:29of like pain stuff going on there which i wasn't adverse to and uh and but the next morning
07:37i was covered so you looked in the mirror it was like someone just like like was whacking me with
07:45a pencil did you have to explain that or was it i didn't really because i just stayed i just stayed
07:51inside i was like i can't let anyone see me right now i had little teeth marks but like all over my
07:57cheeks i didn't have a full beard when you were i went on a date well thank god i'm not i'm not making
08:03the same choices anymore i'm not making the same i'm not 21 anymore he comes in with a fan of the
08:10opera mask oh yeah you'll know why i'm like i found a real winner last night thank you thank you
08:18they say back on the horse you know back on the horse i barely made it out alive i barely lived
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