Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the worst thing that you have ever had inside of you!
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00:00what's the worst thing that's been in you the worst thing you ever put in you uh james can
00:11relate to this one because james has had this in him as well you can say chuck not chuck
00:17i was gonna say that's the other top answer worst thing in you chuck yeah we've had it
00:22you can stop texting that in as well no uh the one chip challenge someone said is the worst thing
00:29i put in me yeah that was pretty bad and that's one you've rated of all the things you've eaten
00:34and done the one challenge was one of the worst hurts your mouth it hurts your stomach it hurts
00:38your butthole like there's nothing good that can come from the one chip challenge that's a terrible
00:43advertisement it hurts your stomach it hurts your butthole one of my favorite things is to watch
00:48people try to remain tough while they do it like and and it's like you're not they always lose
00:57you always lose to it uh eric's in boston hi eric i wouldn't say no way penis penis to you sir worst
01:05thing ever inside you uh yeah so that would have to be what's called scabies i don't know if you've
01:12heard of it yes we of course have heard of scabies how did you get scabies inside of you
01:16so it was really dumb i accepted a pair of pants as a gift from a co-worker but i didn't wash them
01:24before wearing them so i wore them and i started getting this insane itch that like no amount of
01:30scratching would heal it was it was the worst experience ever i ended up passing it on to my
01:35girlfriend at the time wait a second hold on a minute here yeah a co-worker gave you a pair of
01:42pants first of all crazy yeah that's crazy crazy and you also believe they were used pants that
01:49contained scabies yeah uh yeah your co-worker gave you a pair of used scabie plants i i i needed pants
01:58i was working at mcdonald's at the time and they were like the black like dressy looking pants but
02:04they would make you wear it yep yeah there's people working at right now with with pants
02:10scabies yeah that will ruin your work relationship it sure will sure if chuck lent me a pair of scabies
02:16pants that's it i'll borrow my pants thank god aren't the same yeah and everything exactly
02:21i want you what are you wearing where would 30 inches get to on your legs where would 30 inches
02:31a lot of caps if you need to borrow some capri pants you let me know you let me know i'm going
02:39shrimping chuck yeah i do hold on let me get you my normal pair of jeans
02:44yeah i got my wellies i want to soap for a pair of your pants yeah hold on i got some uh i got some
02:5230s there you go just thinking about you and chuck's pants that's a weird thing to hear too
03:01just thinking about you and chuck's pants what about me and dave's pants
03:06you'd look like the guy from big yeah i would i would i'd have to start jumping on a piano
03:13you know um voice changing technology anonymous is joining us
03:22anonymous anonymous from metro detroit good morning
03:26worst thing that's been inside of you my friend i used to be a painter who knows what i ate for lunch
03:33but something came upon me in my gut and i urgently needed a restroom and i found a construction site
03:40that had an outhouse by the miracle of god made it there in time did a quick shuffle from my car to
03:48the outhouse got inside and unloaded with such force that the water in the bottom of the outhouse
03:55splashed back up inside my bum oh no you had poured a john water in your b-hole my goodness way up in there
04:03it splashed up did you catch every disease do you have the plague
04:07he doesn't know i think i do yeah yeah he doesn't even know you the butt plague yeah it's a butt plague
04:13that's unfortunate that is you don't want that blue water touching any part of you but especially
04:18not your tender b-hole i honestly can't even imagine because most people have been there where
04:23though something has happened and just the perfect i don't like any sort of that that's that one drop
04:30yeah the perfect shot you know like the perfect shot comes up and gets you and you're never ready
04:36for it but i'll tell you i'll tell you you always want it to happen at home oh right never want that
04:44to happen in any other facility someone i've never heard of this then again i've never had an enema
04:52oh okay had an inflatable tipped enema done at the hospital they must pump it up or something i guess
05:01wasn't inserted far enough when inflated ripped my b-hole apart oh my god
05:10well that's at least now we know that you have to be like i'd be like shove it in
05:17you're gonna you're gonna use one of those fancy enemas huh keep shoving make sure you get it in
05:23there because i heard those things will rip your butt all right apart deeper deeper this guy's a
05:29real pervert in bed one right no i'm not i was on a radio show you understand i know what these things
05:36do uh dave in boston or spices james oh dave um yeah well i had a girlfriend i used to go down and
05:46visit her all the time she was down at college and she had this magic wand and she liked to use it on
05:52herself and i would use it on her sometimes if i was too tired well one day she gets back from class
05:58and i'm kind of getting woken up with a beager and let's just say it was not a magical day for me
06:06alakazam yeah why didn't she put it right she caught me so off guard surprise it was a little
06:12traumatizing needless to say i'm not with her anymore oh she turned into a prostitute oh yeah
06:19wow goodness there's a turn yeah there's a turn all right yeah it's uh she turned into a prostitute
06:25founder passion you know i really like shoving things in people i should get money for this
06:31for money i really enjoyed that yeah i think um those like hot tachi wands or whatever they have
06:39like a lot of different attachments so they have like attachments that also can like people could
06:47insert you know for a girl i thought it was just like a magic wand like a harry potter oh maybe i mean
06:52i was thinking when she's when he said and he was like oh i use it on her when i'm tired i was like
06:57oh okay it's got to be a hitachi wand oh you could be right i just i harry potter was probably right
07:04i don't think it's a magic wand you don't think so lise no no you don't think there's a lot of
07:11chicks out there like yeah use my wand on me i just thought it was perhaps you know it's
07:19she's really into hogwarts i don't know anyways i thought she was like a one of those nerdy wizard
07:28girls no no i think she's just like a normal yeah heavy blast fan future prostitute
07:39yeah not into magic no run-of-the-mill head future prostitute
07:45future prostitute fine yeah fine i totally i was like man in dave's head it's like this little skinny
07:53i don't know how this is working but it's working it didn't seem like you know it's all crooked
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