Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share with them their horny secrets.
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00:00all right here's a question for you what's your horny secret you have to say it like that even
00:14what's your horny secret don't chuck don't i didn't do that i didn't make out with the mic
00:25okay all right don't that's too much that's too much no hey hey hey stop it now
00:36that's enough don't yuck okay all right disturbing yeah that's how i feel that's how we all felt
00:48no i'm just gonna get you back i didn't let the microphone i just said what's your horny secret
00:56oh god okay all right
00:58those noises
01:02okay okay i almost just made andy throw up
01:09that's what they hear it's like breath in my ears yeah that's what the ladies hear
01:16oh god okay enough tell me no
01:21now i just want to go yeah you're gonna tell me you're doing
01:31you dirty little slutty secret oh wow
01:35you tell me all your little dirty secrets
01:40okay okay all right enough too far yep thank you okay yep
01:46what's your horny secret what's your horny secret what is your horny secret
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02:03what's your horny secret i'm gonna regret all that stuff i just did with the mic for sure 100% on video
02:07you're gonna regret it but it'll be i think it's pretty funny
02:10okay well all right i'm gonna regret it all for the comedy
02:13you will regret it i already regret you did
02:16yeah yeah yeah for sure yeah that was for you
02:19someone said my fiancee sits on my face and farts
02:22and makes me smell them
02:24it's my absolute favorite and i cannot have sex without it now
02:28well i mean you found the right person i guess i mean thank god you guys are getting together
02:33hopefully they stay together right hard to find you yeah oh you never find another
02:37well you can't find another farter no you'll never find another female farter
02:41i mean you have to do you might you got to treat her like a princess right
02:44yeah like i mean she sits on you and farts on you
02:46if you got a farter you got to lock her down
02:48if that's what you're into yeah
02:50anonymous voice changing technology
02:53oh yes hi anonymous how are you
02:56what do you want to do
02:57i can't believe i'm about to tell you this
03:00okay okay what is it um i love my husband hiccups
03:06hiccups sorry what hiccups she loves it
03:09yeah yes i love my husband hiccups
03:12well they make me horny
03:14oh my god they turn you on
03:16well feed him a lot of dry bread
03:18what i know he does
03:21so he hiccups and you get horny
03:25yes absolutely all the time
03:28i don't know why how about this oh god dave
03:31she's getting she's trying to seduce you
03:34yeah this is how he does it
03:35this is how dave gets
03:36yeah get him some bread now
03:40well i don't think it worked
03:42i don't think she could hear me all right
03:43but anyways that's normally any woman would be moist
03:46but yeah i know
03:47chicks are crazy
03:48oh man you gotta find one that has something like that
03:52like hiccups
03:52that's my god if i could just
03:54there is a fetish for that
03:57what's it called
03:58hiccup fetish
03:59you're not gonna believe the name dave
04:02you're not gonna believe the name of it
04:04my hiccup fetish
04:07oh my god there it is what's it called
04:10because sometimes they have weird names
04:13yeah you're right
04:14you're right sometimes
04:15just hiccup fetish
04:17that one's just hiccup
04:17hiccup fetish
04:18there's groups
04:19and people talk about it
04:21who knew
04:22we've never talked about it have we
04:23i wonder what they're into about it
04:25the fact that like
04:26they're uncontrollable
04:28like in you know how you have like a fear-based response to hiccups
04:31yeah
04:31like if it's something they have like a sexual fear base
04:35they like that
04:35yeah
04:36yeah i don't know
04:37weird man
04:38how often do you get them
04:40i don't know
04:40i get them quite a bit
04:41you'd have to fake it
04:42i get them a lot
04:44yeah i get them quite a bit
04:45and your fear is you'll never get rid of them
04:47right i'm afraid that i'll lose them
04:49but like
04:49oh yeah it's not for you then
04:50because you'd be afraid and horny
04:52no i've never been hard and hiccuped
04:55i can't
04:58i can't make that same claim
05:01i won't
05:02i can't
05:03i won't
05:03i won't make the same claim
05:05hooked up with my old friend's grandma
05:09he said now
05:11she was a hot grandma
05:12ooh apparently he's emailing a photo
05:15okay well i like this
05:17because you have to show it
05:19that
05:19you claim hot grandma
05:21right
05:22and then we have to get jason to make sure it is a hot grandma
05:24we gotta get jason's score
05:27we all have different tastes
05:29on the hot grandma
05:31what are you looking at me like that for
05:32because
05:32oh it can't do the secret to tell me
05:35no
05:35uh someone said my secret is
05:38i will finale every time someone tickles me
05:40is this a man
05:43i think so
05:44i assume so
05:45good god
05:46sounds like a man thing
05:47tickle tickle tickle
05:48kibby app
05:49sounds like a man thing
05:52it does
05:53it does
05:54what are you doing like
05:55we're a mess
05:55some people joke around and you'll be like
05:57don't
05:58don't you tickle me
06:03that's enough
06:04i believe that i
06:06over
06:07have overcome
06:08every other area on my body
06:10except the bottom of my feet
06:11of being uh
06:13ticklish
06:14because of
06:16any kind of
06:16just that feeling
06:17of like someone having that
06:19where they can tickle you
06:20and just
06:20you can't control it
06:22i don't like it
06:23no
06:23i don't like it
06:24it's terrible
06:24uh someone said
06:26talking about horny secrets
06:28every time i ride our jet ski
06:31it rubs me just the right way
06:32i have an orgasm
06:34dave hunter
06:35hopefully my
06:35hopefully it's a lady
06:37that's gotta be a lady right
06:38yeah
06:38i hope so
06:39i mean i know i don't just go off
06:41it's terrible
06:42to be swimming a dude in a jet ski
06:43he's like
06:44ah
06:44right into a dock
06:47you know
06:49like he is having fun
06:52he loves
06:53look at the smile on his face
06:54that's a great recreational vehicle
06:56he's hitting every wave
06:59yeah
07:00wow
07:01um
07:03oh god
07:06oh yeah
07:06it's right for the wave
07:07whoa
07:08yep
07:09whoa
07:10this guy says
07:12my wife has a really weird
07:13horny secret
07:15she loves
07:17when i lube up
07:18my balls
07:19and drag them
07:21over her backside
07:22chicks are weird
07:24i know they are
07:25dude secrets are like
07:26my pants
07:27make me hard
07:27i just love
07:31his eye gunk
07:32that he gets
07:32oh my god
07:35yeah
07:36the eye crust
07:37it's probably a fetish too
07:40right
07:40it's called an eye crust fetish
07:42oh no
07:43crusty eye fetish
07:45i lick out his crusty eyes
07:47they are
07:47they're so weird
07:48i like his dry skin
07:49behind his ears
07:50yeah
07:51what
07:52that does it for you
07:53yeah
07:54oh my god
07:55lube up your balls
07:56and get back there
07:57weird
07:58but then once again
07:59like a guy is like
08:01sure
08:02i mean
08:02dunks it in lube
08:03and then he's
08:04yeah
08:04she's all turned on
08:05it's a strange one
08:08he's spreading it around
08:09for sure
08:09hanging across her back
08:10yeah
08:11no her b-hole
08:12yep
08:13oh wow
08:14you gotta get it right in there
08:16that's a direct hit
08:17tough