Dave & Chuck "the Freak's" Peep Show Live 2021

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00:00:00I'ma get you high today, cause it's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got s*** to do.

00:00:09It's Friday bitches, it's Friday bitches, it's Friday, it's Friday, yeah, yeah, come on.

00:00:18It's Friday bitches, it's Friday bitches, it's Friday, it's Friday, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:00:29Yo, it's my favorite day of the week, my radio's kickin' Dave and Chuck the Freak.

00:00:33It's a day celebrated all across the nation, bitches be trippin', what's up with the A-10?

00:00:38Dave with the news, two smack of the day, ripcord and the hot bitch beats away.

00:00:42It's Friday bitches, it's Friday bitches, it's Friday, it's Friday, yeah, yeah, come on.

00:00:52It's Friday bitches, it's Friday bitches, it's Friday, it's Friday, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:01:02Ladies and gentlemen, welcome and thank you for live-streaming Dave and Chuck the Freak's virtual peep show live.

00:01:16You wake up with them every morning and watch them every day.

00:01:21So, pour yourself a drink, settle into the couch, and put your hands together for Dave Hunter, Chuck the Freak, Lisa Way, Andy Green, and James.

00:01:35Hey, good evening, everyone, and welcome to our, well, I guess it's our second virtual peep show live.

00:01:49We swore when we did this last year we'd only do one of them.

00:01:51Yeah, we did.

00:01:52And here we are again, so fuck you, COVID, and Molly brought to us.

00:01:57No, yeah, so we have to do it this way again, unfortunately.

00:02:00We wish we'd be with you guys doing this in person like we always do, but at least for one more year, we have to do it this way so we can still enjoy it and everyone can be safe.

00:02:10So hopefully everyone's doing well, and as you heard, we thank you so much for, of course, listening every single morning to the show, wherever you are, we greatly appreciate it.

00:02:19I feel very news-like behind an egg, like, good evening and welcome.

00:02:24I like it.

00:02:25I like it, too.

00:02:26I like it.

00:02:27I think they put the earpiece in and it almost transformed me into super newsman.

00:02:31It did.

00:02:31Super newsman.

00:02:32I feel like we're going to judge food.

00:02:36Yeah.

00:02:36That would be great.

00:02:37Should we get some food?

00:02:38That would be amazing.

00:02:40Oh, I like that idea.

00:02:41They bring out samples and we...

00:02:42Garbage.

00:02:43Garbage.

00:02:44Terrible.

00:02:44I'll probably like it.

00:02:46You call that gnocchi?

00:02:47I'm like, I'm not trying it.

00:02:49I'm not trying that.

00:02:50I'm not trying that.

00:02:50I'm not trying anything.

00:02:51That looks disgusting.

00:02:52I'm not trying that.

00:02:53You just don't try anything.

00:02:54Not now, not ever.

00:02:56We could never be a part of a cooking show.

00:02:57Whatever, from Ramsey?

00:02:59Yeah.

00:03:00Throw plates at me.

00:03:01Chuck only eats beef and cheese.

00:03:03So it would be hard to find that in a lot of different dishes.

00:03:07But anyways, what we're going to do tonight, like we did last year and like we do when we're in person,

00:03:12we're going to play back some of our favorite and some of your favorite peep shows from the past year.

00:03:17Some of that stuck out to us as, you know, really gave us about two or three laughs.

00:03:22And so we will watch them with you and be able to comment along as you're seeing them.

00:03:28And we're going to get right into it right now.

00:03:29This was one of our favorites.

00:03:32We always love when, you know, someone does a great impression on the show and makes us laugh like hell.

00:03:38And this was a birthday greeting from Vince Neil.

00:03:42If you haven't heard of Cameo, it's where you can pay a B, C or D-list celebrity to make personalized videos.

00:03:49There's a ton of people on there, actually.

00:03:51Vince Neil is one of the guys on there.

00:03:54And he recorded an interesting one that led to this peep show.

00:03:58So check it out.

00:03:59We talked about that service.

00:04:04I think it's called Cameo where you can pay, like, depending on the celebrity,

00:04:09hundreds of dollars for them to send a personalized video.

00:04:12Yes.

00:04:12Yeah.

00:04:13James has spent about 350 bucks on that.

00:04:15I do.

00:04:16I'll get all the celebrities that tell me how handsome I am.

00:04:18Yeah.

00:04:19And happy birthday, big boy.

00:04:20Yes.

00:04:21Vince Neil is on there.

00:04:22He's one of the people you can pick.

00:04:25Vince Neil.

00:04:25For 400 bucks.

00:04:27That's his price.

00:04:27Affordable.

00:04:28He's at the low end.

00:04:29Oh, that's the low end.

00:04:30He's at the cheap end.

00:04:30Oh, okay.

00:04:31Because some of them were like cows.

00:04:32I can't remember.

00:04:33Yeah.

00:04:33And despite assurances from Motley Crue and others that Vince Neil is working with trainers

00:04:40and nutritionists and nutritionists and has gotten his act together in anticipation of

00:04:44Cruz's big summer tour, this new video suggests otherwise.

00:04:48Okay.

00:04:49The video in question was purchased by a fan for $400 via Cameo.

00:04:54was intended as a birthday gift for the fan's brother, and this is what they got.

00:05:02This is okay to play?

00:05:04Oh, yeah.

00:05:04Yeah.

00:05:04Okay.

00:05:05He doesn't swear.

00:05:05This is it here.

00:05:06I've heard that before.

00:05:07Hey, Decker.

00:05:08This is Vince Neil.

00:05:09I want to say happy birthday, brother.

00:05:12This is actually from Christian, Mom, Ethan, and Blake.

00:05:17So, uh, keep on rocking, shout out to the devil, and, uh, and do some feel-good stuff

00:05:24at 4-0, you know, big ol' 4-0, you know, man.

00:05:28Oh, my God.

00:05:29See you later.

00:05:29Oh, my God.

00:05:31This is so sad.

00:05:32Now he says birthday.

00:05:33Happy birthday.

00:05:34By the way, uh, the text he was supposed to read said happy birthday to Derek.

00:05:41Hey, Decker.

00:05:42This is Vince Neil.

00:05:43Happy birthday.

00:05:44He didn't even get the guy's name right.

00:05:49Hey, Decker.

00:05:54Hey, Decker.

00:05:55Happy birthday.

00:05:56Decker.

00:05:57Decker.

00:06:01It's actually probably a perfect birthday gift for that guy.

00:06:03Oh, my God.

00:06:04Did I get the name wrong and everything?

00:06:05Oh, perfect.

00:06:07Nailed it.

00:06:07Guys.

00:06:08I should be able to pay a hundred extra bucks for him to be drunk to do yours.

00:06:11Guys.

00:06:12What, Chuck?

00:06:14What, Chuck?

00:06:15Those shows are going to be epic.

00:06:17Oh, my shows are going to be epic.

00:06:18Oh, there's a different reason to see Motley Crue.

00:06:22What will Vince Neil be up to?

00:06:24How will he sound?

00:06:26What will he say?

00:06:27The Motley Crue comedy tour.

00:06:28He has not lost a single pound.

00:06:31Nope.

00:06:31I can tell you that.

00:06:32Oh, my God.

00:06:33You can see it in his chins.

00:06:34I think he gained a few.

00:06:35I think you're on to something.

00:06:37He gained a few, dude.

00:06:38I think he did, too.

00:06:39Happy birthday, Decker.

00:06:41This is Vince Neil.

00:06:43I want to say happy birthday, brother.

00:06:46This is actually from Christian.

00:06:48Birthday.

00:06:49Birthday.

00:06:50Ethan and Blake.

00:06:51So keep on rocking.

00:06:53Shout the devil.

00:06:54What's he say here?

00:06:56They do some feel-good stuff.

00:06:59Big old 4-0, you man.

00:07:01Oh, okay.

00:07:02See you later.

00:07:03So he can't even read.

00:07:05The message was, happy birthday to Derek from Christian, Mom, Tanya, Ethan, and Blake.

00:07:09Shout at the devil to start off this new decade and take the opportunity to kickstart your auto search and sales.

00:07:14Listen to the doctor and feel good about the big 4-0 in 2020.

00:07:18So he couldn't even read the end part there.

00:07:20He screwed it all up.

00:07:21Christian, Mom, Ethan, and Blake.

00:07:24She forgot, Tanya.

00:07:25So keep on rocking.

00:07:26Shout the devil.

00:07:28And do some feel-good stuff.

00:07:32Big old 4-0, you man.

00:07:35All right.

00:07:36See you later.

00:07:36Okay.

00:07:37So let's just say, let's just say, someone pays you 400 bucks to send out some kind of greeting.

00:07:43Uh-huh.

00:07:44You record that one.

00:07:45Yes.

00:07:46And you're just like, fine.

00:07:47You're like, send.

00:07:49Yeah, that's it.

00:07:50You don't instantly go, you know what, I'm pretty sure that that was bad.

00:07:56I'm pretty sure I didn't nail it.

00:08:00Redo it.

00:08:01No.

00:08:01You redo it.

00:08:02You redo it.

00:08:03You at least try again.

00:08:05He's a one and done kind of guy.

00:08:06It was like 22 seconds.

00:08:07It would be a 22 second little time frame to do it again.

00:08:11He couldn't.

00:08:12Oh, man.

00:08:14I'm going to love this.

00:08:16Oh, man.

00:08:17I bet you there's a lot of behind-the-scenes activities just to get him to do this one.

00:08:21Oh, I can't even.

00:08:22I can't even imagine.

00:08:24Kickstarted his heart.

00:08:25You think that's the best of many?

00:08:27I don't know about that, but I think just getting him on that balcony and a phone in his hand was a big, big ordeal.

00:08:35Yeah.

00:08:35It was a big ordeal.

00:08:36Oh, my God.

00:08:37I bet you're right.

00:08:38I totally agree.

00:08:39We're going to have to retweet this so you can see it for yourself.

00:08:43Because it is something you need to witness at least once.

00:08:46Yeah.

00:08:47Hey, Decker.

00:08:48This is Vince.

00:08:49I want to say happy birthday, brother.

00:08:53This is actually from Christian Mom, Ethan, and Blake.

00:08:57So keep on rocking.

00:08:59Shout out to the devil.

00:09:01And do some real good stuff.

00:09:05Big old four of you, man.

00:09:08All right.

00:09:09See you later.

00:09:10Even if you threw up, it would have been really fun.

00:09:12What would be hilarious if they had the message, like, scrolling as to what it should have said.

00:09:22What a mess.

00:09:23Sounds like he's talking about going to Guam and then...

00:09:25I don't know what.

00:09:28I hope Daiquiri had a good birthday because I feel good.

00:09:32Well, now it's amazing.

00:09:34Now it's amazing.

00:09:35I guess that's better than your normal go-to cameo message.

00:09:39It's like everything...

00:09:41Really, realistically, it's everything you were hoping to spend $400 on.

00:09:46You're right.

00:09:47Dude, that's $800 worth.

00:09:48You know what I mean?

00:09:49Like, it is.

00:09:50Yeah.

00:09:50Yeah, I guess you're right.

00:09:52That's better than you could have hoped for.

00:09:53Go check it out.

00:09:54Twitter.com slash Dave and Chuck.

00:09:57If we're on Cameo ever, we have to do videos just like that.

00:10:00People have asked us to be on Cameo.

00:10:02Oh, no.

00:10:03So we record personalized greetings.

00:10:03Really?

00:10:04Well, first of all, we could have been charged $2.50.

00:10:07$2.50.

00:10:08Yeah.

00:10:08But we'd have to make them only record them while wasted.

00:10:13Yeah.

00:10:13To make them entertaining.

00:10:14Yeah, you're probably right.

00:10:15How wasted do you got to be to take the name Derek and turn it into Daiquiri?

00:10:20Quite a bit.

00:10:21I think one of the people in it was Mom, and he called her Rom.

00:10:26He was just mixing people's names.

00:10:29Real cheap from the hip.

00:10:31I think the acting is really just the last thing you had to drink before we started to record the camera.

00:10:36Daiquiri, Rom.

00:10:37Daiquiri?

00:10:38Can I get a Daiquiri?

00:10:39Do you think he's pulled it together during the pandemic, and when they're on tour, he'll be amazing?

00:10:44No.

00:10:44No chance.

00:10:44No way.

00:10:45Zero chance.

00:10:46I think he's going to pull it together, and he's going to do a solid show.

00:10:48I've always believed in Vince Neil.

00:10:50Have you true faith in Vince Neil?

00:10:52Of course you do, Andy.

00:10:53That's wonderful.

00:10:54That's a beautiful moment.

00:10:55Yeah.

00:10:55All right, so you know this past year was nuts.

00:10:58We all went through it together, but one of the strange things for our show was that I wasn't there for a couple of those months.

00:11:05When COVID first hit, I was broadcasting from my basement, and we didn't quite figure that out for a little bit.

00:11:13It took us a while.

00:11:13Well, we thought we would never see you again.

00:11:15No, that's it.

00:11:16We never thought we'd see each other again, and we just see each other through the screen and talk to each other that way.

00:11:20I carried Dave around in a backpack in my laptop for a few weeks.

00:11:23So it took us a while to figure that out, how it would all work, and this is a little taste of how it kind of worked and kind of didn't.

00:11:33I was working from the basement.

00:11:35This was one of our first shows after lockdown, and I was trying to show these guys someone's mugshot, and this is how it all came together.

00:11:42A Florida woman didn't seem concerned about certain exposure.

00:11:53She was busted for having sex outside a hospital, but was taking precautions by wearing a surgical mask.

00:12:01Oh, wow.

00:12:01Very nice.

00:12:02Hot and scary.

00:12:0445-year-old Ann Marie Tucker was arrested and charged with misdemeanor of trespassing and exposure of sexual organs.

00:12:12As was her partner, 37-year-old Albert Singletary.

00:12:17Here's a picture of this couple here.

00:12:20Oh, Ann Marie Tucker.

00:12:21No, no, no.

00:12:22Ann Marie.

00:12:22No.

00:12:23Fill me in.

00:12:24Just bound me to a baby.

00:12:26It sounded like an insult.

00:12:27It was just scary.

00:12:28Scary and scary.

00:12:30Well, that name.

00:12:31I know.

00:12:31I don't know.

00:12:32Ann Marie.

00:12:33Tucker.

00:12:34I'm Ann Marie Tucker.

00:12:37I have sex outside hotels and hospitals.

00:12:40He's like, I'll let you bang me outside a hospital.

00:12:43Fill me in.

00:12:46Their genitals were allegedly on full display to the public during this.

00:12:49It happened right across the street from St. Anthony Hospital in St. Petersburg.

00:12:53Tucker has just pled guilty to both counts.

00:12:56I bet you couldn't really see her genitals.

00:12:58No.

00:12:58What do you mean?

00:13:00Like there was too much cover in it?

00:13:02Yeah.

00:13:02I bet you couldn't see it.

00:13:05I'll see what you're saying, too.

00:13:07Yeah.

00:13:08You guys know what I'm saying.

00:13:10Picking up what you're saying.

00:13:12She pled guilty to both counts, was released for time served.

00:13:16She has previous arrest, though, in Pinellas County, including prostitution arrest in 2006.

00:13:21This woman's a whore.

00:13:22God, anyone can be a whore.

00:13:23Yeah.

00:13:24Yeah.

00:13:24That's what that teaches you.

00:13:26What's going on there with her?

00:13:28I don't know.

00:13:31I can't tell if she's got a mustache.

00:13:33Like a...

00:13:34Frowny face.

00:13:35No, she doesn't have a mustache.

00:13:37Oh, okay.

00:13:38No teeth.

00:13:40Oh, Dave, that's frightening the way you're putting it on the screen.

00:13:43Yeah, it's way too close.

00:13:44You see, like, the shades on her lip.

00:13:46Yeah.

00:13:47It's like she had one of those...

00:13:48Yeah.

00:13:49John Waters mustache.

00:13:51Yeah, it's very creepy.

00:13:52I'm showing these guys the mugshot through FaceTime.

00:13:55That's how we have to do things now.

00:13:56Isn't it terrifying?

00:13:57It is.

00:13:57The closer it gets, it's like she's here.

00:14:00I want to social distance from her.

00:14:03I'm going to call security.

00:14:04Yeah.

00:14:05So you should.

00:14:06The dude that she banged in the parking lot of the hospital, amazingly, he's listed as

00:14:11homeless.

00:14:11Oh.

00:14:12He's still behind bars because no one has posted his $300 bond.

00:14:16You know, usually if you were a prostitute, you'd look for someone who had a job so they

00:14:24could pay you, not a homeless guy.

00:14:27Unless you're just super hoary horny.

00:14:28Oh, well, maybe.

00:14:29Right?

00:14:30Never thought that this could be love.

00:14:31Even hoary horny needs.

00:14:32I never thought this could just be love.

00:14:34No.

00:14:35Never give up hope on love, John.

00:14:36No, I won't.

00:14:37Never give up.

00:14:38That hurt my back, too.

00:14:40Trying to twist.

00:14:40Oh, yeah.

00:14:41It was on top of a mannequin over there.

00:14:44I chose a technical nightmare in the studio.

00:14:46Imagine one of us on location somewhere broadcasting live from the top of a printer box.

00:14:51That's how we did it.

00:14:52It was a printer box with my laptop who had bootleg software on it.

00:14:55Yeah.

00:14:56So I had to keep running in to get rid of the bootleg software mess.

00:14:58It was a nightmare.

00:14:59We would be like, James, hurry.

00:15:02People know I bootlegged the software.

00:15:04Oh, no.

00:15:06It did get better after that.

00:15:07Yeah, we kind of figured it out a little bit more.

00:15:08Yeah, we did.

00:15:08A little bit.

00:15:09But it was just we'd never done it before that way.

00:15:11And so we were all kind of thrown into it.

00:15:13And with, you know, so many of you have worked from home during the past many months, almost, you know, over a year for some people.

00:15:20And you realize the weirdness that comes along with that in itself.

00:15:24So I'm in the basement doing the show.

00:15:26The family's upstairs and doing their old thing, which means sometimes letting the dog out to go to the bathroom without turning off the alarm.

00:15:35Oh, man.

00:15:36Which is what led to this next tiny little moment of sheer panic, where I did swear on the radio.

00:15:43And thankfully, I believe Chuck caught it in time.

00:15:47But take a look at this.

00:15:49Luckily, no one was struck by the fired round.

00:15:51Yeah.

00:15:52The resident.

00:15:52Oh, what the hell?

00:15:56What's that?

00:15:58Is this your home?

00:16:00This is his house, Juan.

00:16:01He's got to go.

00:16:02Hold on a second.

00:16:03You have to hold his room.

00:16:04I know.

00:16:04You didn't turn it.

00:16:05Oh, you haven't?

00:16:06I guess I can turn him off.

00:16:07Oh, yeah.

00:16:08So deep.

00:16:09The marauders are at Dave's house right now.

00:16:11That's what I thought.

00:16:12Get your toilet paper, Dave.

00:16:13Get your toilet paper.

00:16:14I think he swore, too.

00:16:15I think he swore.

00:16:16I hit the button.

00:16:17Did you turn that?

00:16:18Okay, hold on.

00:16:18Ready?

00:16:19Uh-huh.

00:16:19Oh, no.

00:16:20Here you come.

00:16:21Okay, you're back.

00:16:22You're on.

00:16:22Your mic is on.

00:16:23Is your toilet paper okay?

00:16:24Yeah.

00:16:25Is your toilet paper okay?

00:16:26Did the marauders get somebody?

00:16:28Jesus Christ.

00:16:29Who's dead?

00:16:30What the hell happened, Dave?

00:16:31Your kids?

00:16:33Zane opened the side door without turning off the door.

00:16:35I figured something like that.

00:16:38Oh, my God.

00:16:39That's my heart.

00:16:40I am sitting literally next to the siren.

00:16:43It is right here.

00:16:45It sounded like it.

00:16:46It was quite loud.

00:16:48No, you guys have no idea how loud it was.

00:16:50Like, it was insanely loud.

00:16:52Literally, there is one of those sirens, like, bullhorns six feet away from me.

00:16:58Yeah.

00:16:59And I did think I was going to have a heart attack.

00:17:01I assumed you left and changed your underwear.

00:17:04Luckily, that day I was wearing pants.

00:17:08Yeah, that's good.

00:17:09That's great.

00:17:10One time I was not wearing pants.

00:17:12I was like, show me your pants.

00:17:14Just trust me.

00:17:15I was at home.

00:17:16No one was seeing me.

00:17:17What's the big deal?

00:17:18You're all probably not wearing pants right now.

00:17:19You filthy animals.

00:17:20That's true.

00:17:21We know that.

00:17:21They have no pants on.

00:17:22So if you're just joining us, just tuning in.

00:17:24It is the virtual peep show live because we can't see you in person right now.

00:17:29We've decided to do it again this way just to bring you some of our highlights from our peep shows from the past year.

00:17:36And this was, you know, we like to talk about people shoving stuff in themselves.

00:17:41Yes, we do.

00:17:42Comes up quite often on our show.

00:17:43Yes, a lot.

00:17:43Different things.

00:17:44We even have segments called What's Up His Butt and What's In Her Vagina.

00:17:47But there's two different stories here about guys smuggling stuff in their frigging butts.

00:17:53Okay.

00:17:55And this is how this played out on Dave and Chuck the Freak.

00:17:58So watch.

00:17:59Uh, okay.

00:18:04Not one, but two instances today of What's Up Their Frigging Butts.

00:18:11It's time to play What's Up Their Frigging Butts.

00:18:20What's Up Their Butts?

00:18:21What's Up Their Butts?

00:18:22Now with more stuff.

00:18:23What the hell?

00:18:24More butts.

00:18:25Now with double the butts.

00:18:26Okay, so there's two.

00:18:28As I said, the first one, smuggler caught with something in his backside after customs officers

00:18:36spotted an unusual walk.

00:18:38Oh, he couldn't handle it.

00:18:40At an airport in India.

00:18:42It hurts.

00:18:43It hurts.

00:18:44A man was traveling on a Go Air flight from Dubai to the Knur Airport, had hidden something

00:18:52inside his own body.

00:18:54He was walking quite awkwardly, and that's what got him flagged for a check.

00:19:00You're walking like a duckman.

00:19:02I am not.

00:19:03You are.

00:19:03Take a big step.

00:19:04I am not.

00:19:05Take a big step.

00:19:06I can't take a big step.

00:19:07Take a big step.

00:19:08My groin.

00:19:08Do it.

00:19:09I think you've got...

00:19:10Oh, see?

00:19:11I knew it.

00:19:12Oh, no.

00:19:12You've got something up your frigging butt.

00:19:14You're like, come on.

00:19:20It's gold bars.

00:19:21That's what I thought.

00:19:22I'm just going to go gold.

00:19:23I always go gold every single time it's India.

00:19:25I figured you would, and you're correct.

00:19:27Yeah.

00:19:28Okay, let's put a dollar figure on it.

00:19:30How much gold?

00:19:31I want the weight and the price.

00:19:33Weight?

00:19:33I don't know.

00:19:34Weight and price.

00:19:35I don't know anything about...

00:19:37Eight ounces.

00:19:39I don't know.

00:19:41Eight times two.

00:19:4416,000 bucks.

00:19:4716,000?

00:19:48That's it?

00:19:48You think?

00:19:50Is it like 8,000?

00:19:51You think it's less than that?

00:19:53Is it more than that?

00:19:54Ding.

00:19:56100,000.

00:19:59I think it goes real high.

00:20:01Those old bowels are made of gold.

00:20:0460,000.

00:20:04Whoa.

00:20:05$60,000!

00:20:0660,000?

00:20:07That's what's up his frigging butt.

00:20:11How much gold?

00:20:12No wonder he couldn't walk.

00:20:14No wonder he couldn't walk.

00:20:15Yeah.

00:20:16Imagine that walk.

00:20:17I could just see.

00:20:18Oh, no.

00:20:19Oh, my God.

00:20:23I think there's something up his frigging butt.

00:20:25I think there's something up his frigging butt.

00:20:27What's up your frigging butt?

00:20:29You don't tell me, man.

00:20:30No, no, no.

00:20:30There's something must be up.

00:20:32No, no, no, no.

00:20:32Come here.

00:20:33Come here.

00:20:34You've got a gold butt.

00:20:35Garbage.

00:20:36No.

00:20:37We've got...

00:20:38I am fine.

00:20:40That is not just hemorrhoids.

00:20:41Bend over.

00:20:42I cannot bend.

00:20:43I cannot bend.

00:20:44Bend over.

00:20:44I have a $20 million of gold in my butt.

00:20:51In your frigging butt.

00:20:53In my frigging butt.

00:20:54I'm too scared to say it more than once because it's so close to now.

00:20:57Oh, you're scared.

00:20:58Yeah, if you don't want to say the other one.

00:21:00Yeah, it's...

00:21:01You've got to be careful with that word, right?

00:21:03Yes.

00:21:03Like a lot of things.

00:21:04So, yeah, here's the picks.

00:21:06They, like, melted it down to make it more anal-friendly.

00:21:09Oh, boy.

00:21:12More anal-friendly.

00:21:13That was up his frigging butt?

00:21:15That was up his frigging butt.

00:21:18Three huge dongers and a butt plug.

00:21:19What I love is, like, they really jammed three, like...

00:21:23Too much.

00:21:24And then they're like, wait, wait, wait.

00:21:25Tiny little ones.

00:21:26Not one more, please.

00:21:27Not even one more little bit.

00:21:28One little tiny bit.

00:21:29No, no, no.

00:21:30That is too much.

00:21:31Just come down here.

00:21:32Oh, God, no.

00:21:33These are, like, six inches long each?

00:21:35I don't know.

00:21:36How long?

00:21:37Like, what are we looking at?

00:21:38They got greedy.

00:21:41I can take it.

00:21:42I can take it.

00:21:44I can take it.

00:21:45You want one more?

00:21:46Put it in.

00:21:47You want one more?

00:21:48Give it.

00:21:49Keep giving it to me.

00:21:49Okay, go.

00:21:50Bend over again.

00:21:51I got lots of room.

00:21:53One more.

00:21:53You want to get big?

00:21:54Fill with my frigging butt.

00:21:56Okay.

00:21:56Here I go.

00:21:57Bend over again.

00:21:58Yes, I don't even feel it.

00:21:59I don't even feel it.

00:22:00I'm going to put one more then.

00:22:01Yeah, put three in.

00:22:02Give me three in.

00:22:03Give me two.

00:22:04Give me two pounds.

00:22:05Make a little one and put it on.

00:22:07Let's go two pounds.

00:22:07Give it all to me.

00:22:08Okay, here we go.

00:22:10Can you walk for me?

00:22:11Show me how you walk.

00:22:12You know what?

00:22:13Walking is a little harder than I thought.

00:22:15Oh, okay.

00:22:16You just be careful.

00:22:17I should be okay.

00:22:20I'm sure you had a face, too.

00:22:21Like, in pain.

00:22:22Oh, yeah.

00:22:22You've got to go to the same face.

00:22:26I know the exact face.

00:22:30It's a very worried face.

00:22:32So he did it to avoid paying the 18% tax he would have had to pay if he actually declared

00:22:39it.

00:22:40But his awkward walk gave him away.

00:22:42But then they caught another awkward walker.

00:22:44Same deal?

00:22:46Same deal.

00:22:47And he was trafficking 3.2 pounds of gold.

00:22:52I have an even bigger button.

00:22:54I would look in his butt first.

00:22:57Because he's walking very funny.

00:23:00They say most people try and bring the gold by hiding it in, like, chocolate boxes or purses.

00:23:04Hardly many try it up their ass.

00:23:07It was in my chocolate box.

00:23:14Oh, no.

00:23:15I can take it.

00:23:17Go ahead.

00:23:20Ram it in.

00:23:23I love them melting it down and being like, we made it nice and smooth for you.

00:23:29Nice.

00:23:31The one last one is the best.

00:23:33I don't know.

00:23:34I don't know.

00:23:34So is this two guys' butts we're looking at here?

00:23:38Yeah, maybe is it two?

00:23:39No, this is one.

00:23:40This is the one guy had up his ass.

00:23:42I don't see how it's possible.

00:23:44It's possible.

00:23:45Yeah.

00:23:46I took a deuce almost that big.

00:23:49I almost took a picture of it.

00:23:51Jesus.

00:23:51Thank God you should have.

00:23:53So, yeah.

00:23:54So what was up his butt?

00:23:55It was 60 grand or two pounds worth of gold just to avoid paying duty as he went through

00:24:02duty.

00:24:04Extra duty on the duty.

00:24:08That was one of my favorites.

00:24:10Venice, that was funny.

00:24:11Except for Chuck's Chocolate Box.

00:24:12None of us ever need to think of Chuck's Chocolate Box.

00:24:15I don't mind thinking about it.

00:24:16Thank you, James.

00:24:17Sounds tasty.

00:24:19I really hate...

00:24:19Oh, God.

00:24:20That's chocolate.

00:24:21Sweet Jesus.

00:24:22I really don't know how people...

00:24:24I mean, I guess people are different, right?

00:24:25Some people like it, but I don't understand how people, no, have that much stuff, are able

00:24:30to carry pounds worth of stuff up their rectum while on an international flight.

00:24:36I think it's...

00:24:37And I don't know how you prep for it.

00:24:40You'd have to evacuate your bowels first.

00:24:42Well, I think you do that, but then also I don't think you can just go from, you know,

00:24:46zero to 60 grand.

00:24:47I think there's some manipulation going on before the gold...

00:24:50So there's like anal training, you think?

00:24:52I think you have to.

00:24:52Oh, yeah.

00:24:53So while the master craftsman who's crafting these giant bars of gold that go in your butt,

00:24:57you're probably back there with something to try to help stretch it out a little bit,

00:25:00make some space.

00:25:01So you're like the karate kid of butt stretching and learning.

00:25:04Yeah, Mr. Miyagi, yeah.

00:25:05Yeah.

00:25:06Sphinx-ter-on.

00:25:07A little better.

00:25:08Sphinx-ter-all.

00:25:08Yeah.

00:25:09Sphinx-ter-on.

00:25:10Okay, get the gold bars.

00:25:12Yeah.

00:25:13I've seen some stuff.

00:25:15Yeah, you will.

00:25:15I've seen some stuff, and it just takes practice, it seems.

00:25:19Practice makes perfect.

00:25:21I think you'd have your I'm about to poop myself face like the whole time.

00:25:25Oh, 100%.

00:25:27Like the whole flight, the whole everything.

00:25:28Or I'd just be like, just normal day.

00:25:31Might just feel exactly normal.

00:25:34If you always had something up your ass, you wouldn't notice a difference.

00:25:37I'm starting the training now.

00:25:41Is it on or off?

00:25:43It's on.

00:25:44It's on.

00:25:45It's on right now.

00:25:47All right.

00:25:47Our next peep show live involved a news story about a drunk woman that crashed into a firehouse

00:25:53and damaged two fire trucks after stealing a snake from a local Petco store.

00:25:58And then we kind of got into what would happen if Petco actually did sell cobras.

00:26:06Strange discussion, but here it is on the peep show live.

00:26:08A drunken woman wearing a stolen snake around her neck.

00:26:17Lost control of her car.

00:26:19It's hard to drive with a snake.

00:26:20And slammed through the garage doors of a firehouse.

00:26:23No.

00:26:23It's like a cartoon.

00:26:26Damaging two trucks, two fire trucks with her Prius.

00:26:29I'm glad you guys made it just so quick.

00:26:32And the snake wasn't a stolen feather bow.

00:26:34It was the real deal.

00:26:36Here's a picture of this lady here.

00:26:3922-year-old Sarah Espinosa was behind the wheel of a 2010 Prius on a Long Island turnpike

00:26:45when she drove across the median, collided with another car, her Prius careened away

00:26:50and collided right in to the new Hyde Park firehouse, crashing through the garage door

00:26:57and damaging two fire trucks.

00:26:59Ma'am, you just damaged two fire trucks carrying a stolen snake in a Prius

00:27:04and you're drunk as drunk can be.

00:27:07Well, the firefighters luckily conveniently on the scene rushed to give her aid,

00:27:11but they were surprised when they opened the door and a ball python was slithering around her neck.

00:27:16Yeah.

00:27:16When they go to save someone on a Prius, they don't expect there to be a snake.

00:27:19No.

00:27:20No, they don't.

00:27:20Around her neck.

00:27:21I've never heard that.

00:27:22Yeah, she was totally trashed.

00:27:23Turns out she stole that python from a nearby Petco.

00:27:26Sure, sure.

00:27:27That's hard to do.

00:27:28I know.

00:27:29The snake kidnapped me.

00:27:31That's hard to do.

00:27:32Forced me to drink.

00:27:35Snake's talking to me.

00:27:36Following the crash, she was treated at a local hospital and released.

00:27:41She's slated to be arraigned next week on charges of reckless endangerment,

00:27:45drug possession, DWI, petty larceny, and reckless driving.

00:27:49The snake was safely returned to Petco.

00:27:52That's good, didn't it?

00:27:53It got back to Petco.

00:27:54I honestly didn't realize Petco sold snakes.

00:27:56Oh, yeah.

00:27:57Me either.

00:27:57I love thinking of the excuses she could come up with.

00:27:59He was a wizard and it turns into a snake.

00:28:01He was driving.

00:28:02And it switches around.

00:28:04It is less scary knowing it's a Petco snake.

00:28:07Is it really?

00:28:08You just don't think it's as crazy?

00:28:10Whoa.

00:28:10Yeah.

00:28:11I mean, how did she get it?

00:28:13Well, the lids, the lids open up.

00:28:19Oh, okay.

00:28:19At the top.

00:28:20You just reach your hand in.

00:28:21It's a Petco snake.

00:28:23It's a Petco snake.

00:28:25Don't be scared.

00:28:30See, guys.

00:28:32I mean, I haven't seen any Cobras in Petco.

00:29:00You know what I mean?

00:29:03They don't have that.

00:29:04I'm just freaked out by all things.

00:29:04They don't have that kind of thing.

00:29:06Here at Petco, we lost three people to Cobras this year.

00:29:09Listen, y'all mind them Cobras.

00:29:11You're not going to find a Cobra, okay?

00:29:13I don't know where you have to go to get a Cobra lease, but if you go to Petco, it's just

00:29:18your ball pythons.

00:29:20Right.

00:29:20It's all the ones that won't really kill you.

00:29:22That's what I mean.

00:29:23It's been 52 days since a Cobra attack here at Petco.

00:29:26Let's keep that up, you guys.

00:29:28Get out there.

00:29:29Everybody got your charming flutes?

00:29:37Charming flutes.

00:29:40You're not doing it right.

00:29:42Remember your training.

00:29:43You're going to get bit by a Cobra so fast.

00:29:46It's going to spit in your eye.

00:29:54Welcome to Petco training.

00:29:57Are you all ready?

00:29:58You're going to be feeding guinea pigs.

00:30:00You're going to be petting puppies.

00:30:02And you're going to be charming cobras.

00:30:04I almost sounded like I was playing the exact song.

00:30:08This is our assistant manager.

00:30:10Look at him go.

00:30:11See his technique?

00:30:12These cobras are no nonsense, you understand?

00:30:20You've all been giving your own charming whistle.

00:30:24Employees aren't allowed on the sales floor until they complete their

00:30:27state charming computer training.

00:30:30You play one song that snake doesn't like,

00:30:32it'll spit venom right in your eye.

00:30:34I swear to God.

00:30:34Clap, children, clap.

00:30:36Quick, we need a charmer in aisle six.

00:30:38We need a charmer in aisle six.

00:30:39Oh, no.

00:30:40I hate when they need a charmer.

00:30:42Oh, man, that's my sweet get up.

00:30:45Put your Petco robes on.

00:30:48I have my official Petco sandals.

00:30:50I'm going to touch this cobra on the head.

00:30:53Where are your Petco flip flops?

00:30:55He's scolding this cobra.

00:30:58Give him a little blast.

00:30:59Give him a blast.

00:31:01Relax him.

00:31:04Get down there.

00:31:05See how he's doing it?

00:31:06Yeah.

00:31:06Look at him.

00:31:08I quit.

00:31:09Don't tell me you have to train cobras, you guys.

00:31:12I'm out of here.

00:31:13Quit Petco.

00:31:13We lost another one.

00:31:14Three men die every day doing this.

00:31:17That snakes.

00:31:19He's like, I'm so mad about this music.

00:31:21Oh, hearts.

00:31:23I'm not a Petco one.

00:31:24You're not going to buy.

00:31:25I'm not like this.

00:31:26I'm me in a Petco.

00:31:28I'm a straight snake.

00:31:29I'm a straight snake.

00:31:30You just found me in a jungle.

00:31:32Oh, I've killed things.

00:31:37I killed a tiger once.

00:31:44That ain't no Petco snake.

00:31:46I'll tell you what.

00:31:47Barb, stand back.

00:31:48I think that's a real cobra.

00:31:52Barb.

00:31:52It has Barb.

00:31:53I don't know why we had to go to Petco today.

00:31:57I just wanted to go to Bob Evans.

00:32:02It's just the weirdest Petco I've ever seen, Barb.

00:32:05Oh, my God.

00:32:07That's a live cobra, Barb.

00:32:09That is no joke.

00:32:10There's not just ball pythons in here.

00:32:12Did you know that?

00:32:14This has to end with this snake killing him.

00:32:16It does.

00:32:17It always does.

00:32:17Oh, he's got two of them.

00:32:19Oh, that guy wants to kill him.

00:32:21It's like, I'm going to get your toes.

00:32:23Hey, cobra, cobra.

00:32:27That's about the Petco.

00:32:30I'm telling you, when that's going on in the aisle,

00:32:33you go to the other aisle.

00:32:34Oh, for sure.

00:32:35I go back to the fish.

00:32:37I go back to the fish.

00:32:38The calming fish.

00:32:38Yeah.

00:32:39I just try and relax by the fish when someone's...

00:32:41We're going over to the goldfish bear.

00:32:42Cobra charming.

00:32:44Yeah, I don't know what the Petco cobras.

00:32:46Be very careful.

00:32:49It is probably a good idea.

00:32:50They don't sell wild animals at Petco, right?

00:32:53Like crazy wild.

00:32:54Right.

00:32:54Yeah, yeah.

00:32:55Nothing that has poison, at least.

00:32:57No poison.

00:32:58Right.

00:32:58There's no, like, baby lions or...

00:33:00Venomous animals there.

00:33:01Little things there.

00:33:02I actually went into my local Petco that day,

00:33:06totally forgetting that we did that story.

00:33:10And they were like, so...

00:33:12You mocking us on the radio?

00:33:14Yeah.

00:33:15Cobras, huh?

00:33:16I'm like, no, funny jokes.

00:33:19I do funny.

00:33:22I just want to look at the fish.

00:33:24Don't kick me out.

00:33:25So they...

00:33:25No, but they found it funny.

00:33:26So thank goodness.

00:33:27That's right.

00:33:28Chuck would be devastated if he couldn't go look at the fish.

00:33:29Oh, that's terrible.

00:33:30What would he do?

00:33:30Almost blew all my fish contacts.

00:33:35Woo!

00:33:36That would have been close.

00:33:37That was close.

00:33:38That would have been close.

00:33:40All right.

00:33:41As we continue here with the virtual Peep Show Live,

00:33:44again, thank you for joining us.

00:33:45For those of you just tuning in,

00:33:47up next,

00:33:49we nicknamed this little guy

00:33:51the oldest five-year-old ever.

00:33:53It's a news report from a story

00:33:55we covered about a five-year-old

00:33:57that stole his parents' car.

00:33:59He got a ride in a Lamborghini.

00:34:02What stood out, though,

00:34:03was like the size of this five-year-old.

00:34:06You wouldn't believe how big this kid is

00:34:08that you're about to see.

00:34:09And then the chores and stuff they make him do

00:34:11at five years old.

00:34:12Yeah.

00:34:12Like five years old.

00:34:14Take a look.

00:34:15Okay, remember the story from the other day

00:34:21about the five-year-old kid that was busted.

00:34:24He stole his parents' car.

00:34:26Five years old.

00:34:27Stole his parents' car

00:34:28and took it for a ride.

00:34:29When they pulled him over,

00:34:31he told them he was on his way

00:34:33to buy a Lamborghini.

00:34:35Yes.

00:34:35Yeah.

00:34:35Well, now, this to me seems like

00:34:39the worst punishment.

00:34:42He got to go for a ride.

00:34:44There you go.

00:34:45Teach him.

00:34:46I'm a Lamborghini.

00:34:47Agree.

00:34:47That's a badge.

00:34:48Like, he's teaching him

00:34:49it's okay to steal a car.

00:34:51Right.

00:34:52Not a way to do it.

00:34:53But let's get the story here

00:34:55of how this panned out from Fox News.

00:34:57Let's take a listen.

00:34:58Still have issues at home, even.

00:35:01Even at home.

00:35:04Oh, man.

00:35:05Oh, mother.

00:35:06This is really great.

00:35:08Here we go.

00:35:09Five-year-old Adrian's doing

00:35:10a few more chores around the house.

00:35:14Big to big dog.

00:35:14Big dog.

00:35:15That's a big five-year-old, right?

00:35:18Yes.

00:35:19He's like, oh.

00:35:19Mr. Sidney was watching him on Monday.

00:35:21When she fell asleep,

00:35:23the kindergartner grabbed the keys

00:35:24and got behind the wheel.

00:35:26His destination, California,

00:35:29for a Lamborghini with $2.

00:35:30Five for real?

00:35:31He's like, I need to buy one.

00:35:34But, like, we never thought

00:35:35it'd be the next day.

00:35:37With his feet barely reaching the pedals,

00:35:39this little kid's wild,

00:35:40Adrian made it three miles

00:35:42before a UHP trooper

00:35:43pulled him over on I-15.

00:35:45It's like he planned everything,

00:35:47which is crazy.

00:35:49Five hours later,

00:35:52Adrian's dream car drove to him instead.

00:35:55I'm so glad you're okay.

00:35:57Impressed by the five-year-old's determination,

00:35:59Jeremy Nevis drove up from Orem

00:36:01to meet the fellow Lambo lovers.

00:36:03I don't want to condone kids taking cars

00:36:05and getting in trouble or breaking the law,

00:36:07but the success principles that he displayed

00:36:10were magnificent to me.

00:36:12Adrian spends hours...

00:36:13There's no way he's fine.

00:36:14I can't believe it.

00:36:15But this is the first time

00:36:17he's been inside a real one.

00:36:19You know, okay, we'll go fast.

00:36:21You know, okay, we'll go fast.

00:36:24This is disappointing.

00:36:26No, I'm just thinking I'm dangerous.

00:36:29I mean, because there's no seatbelt.

00:36:31No.

00:36:34Fulfilling a five-year-old dream

00:36:36and also keeping him away

00:36:38from the car seat.

00:36:39What five-year-old kicks the ground?

00:36:41No, dude!

00:36:42So many things about this story

00:36:43that are blowing my mind.

00:36:44He looks like he's eight or nine.

00:36:46Yeah, he's...

00:36:46First of all...

00:36:47He's not five.

00:36:48He's in the body of a ten-year-old,

00:36:50but he's five.

00:36:50They swear he's five years old.

00:36:52He's cutting the lawn as his punishment.

00:36:54I've never seen a five-year-old

00:36:55cut the lawn before.

00:36:56Wow.

00:36:57Second, they let him take...

00:36:59That guy shows up with a Lambo.

00:37:01I'm like, hell no.

00:37:02He's not getting in your car.

00:37:03He's punished.

00:37:04He stole our car.

00:37:06I don't care.

00:37:06You're not...

00:37:07He's not going for a ride

00:37:08in your Lambo, stranger.

00:37:09And then, not only do I let him go in the car,

00:37:12I give his sister the chance to go with him,

00:37:16and neither of them are wearing seatbelts

00:37:17as this guy's speeding.

00:37:18She's holding him.

00:37:19She's holding him.

00:37:20She's a human seatbelt.

00:37:22That doesn't work.

00:37:23He's a human shield.

00:37:25They would have been fine.

00:37:26They would have been fine.

00:37:27That's crazy.

00:37:27Right.

00:37:28How do you let a five-year-old cut the grass?

00:37:29I don't know.

00:37:30I'd let him cut the grass.

00:37:32I mean, I would.

00:37:32I'd be like, get out there

00:37:33and cut the grass,

00:37:34you're a grown-ass man.

00:37:35At five, like, one of those little fake things.

00:37:38You know, you go,

00:37:38Ryan, do you see those fake lawnmowers?

00:37:39Get out there and cut the lawn,

00:37:41you 15-year-old.

00:37:42You were never allowed real lawn...

00:37:44Like, blades.

00:37:45There's blades on that thing.

00:37:47He's five.

00:37:48Hey, remember,

00:37:49there's blades under there.

00:37:50Now, get to work.

00:37:52He's big.

00:37:53Yeah.

00:37:53He's just as big as Rome.

00:37:55He's still five in his mind.

00:37:57I bet when he cries,

00:37:58he's like,

00:37:58Ah...

00:37:5950 points.

00:38:02Right.

00:38:02Oh,

00:38:03Oh, no,

00:38:06he's crying again.

00:38:09He's just five.

00:38:13He's just five.

00:38:16Who's not crying?

00:38:17He's five.

00:38:17That's a five-year-old?

00:38:18Yeah.

00:38:19I don't know.

00:38:19What?

00:38:21I want to go outside and play.

00:38:33What else?

00:38:33What other chores is this?

00:38:36He's doing.

00:38:36He's like,

00:38:37Let's remember.

00:38:37Hold on.

00:38:38As soon as you're welding is done,

00:38:39you are going to go inside.

00:38:42He works.

00:38:43Give this kid a break.

00:38:45He's got a job.

00:38:46He makes his own money.

00:38:49And he didn't steal the car.

00:38:51Technically,

00:38:51he just borrowed his parents' car.

00:38:53He's only five.

00:38:55But he's 20.

00:38:56They show other footage of him.

00:38:58He's fixing his car.

00:39:00What are you doing?

00:39:01Hey,

00:39:01you gotta get that sink done.

00:39:03Did you see how he manhandled that lawnmower?

00:39:05Like,

00:39:05he was like,

00:39:06Yeah.

00:39:07Like a pro.

00:39:07Better than I do.

00:39:08I know.

00:39:09Yes.

00:39:10Come on.

00:39:10He's got a grinding wheel.

00:39:13He's got a wheel.

00:39:13He's got a sharpening swords and axes.

00:39:15Adrian,

00:39:16get on the roof.

00:39:16Fix a couple of those roof tiles for us.

00:39:18He's been up there.

00:39:19He's been up there many times.

00:39:21Did you get your bulldozing done?

00:39:23Yeah.

00:39:26He's got a real bulldozer.

00:39:29He's downstairs

00:39:30demoing our basement right now.

00:39:33He's like,

00:39:34he's got a sledgehammer.

00:39:35He's like,

00:39:35Oh!

00:39:37Taking down walls in one shot.

00:39:41It's unbelievable.

00:39:42But way to punish your kid

00:39:43for doing something really bad.

00:39:45Give them a couple of

00:39:46life-changing experiences.

00:39:49He even put them in there like,

00:39:51Hey,

00:39:51get out there and cut the lawn in sandals.

00:39:54He's in sandals.

00:39:56He's in sandals.

00:39:58Safety is not first with this family.

00:40:00No.

00:40:00They don't wear seatbelts.

00:40:02They don't wear regular shoes

00:40:03cutting the lawn.

00:40:03He wears the same size sandals.

00:40:04He's in the same style.

00:40:07He's got a size 14 feet like me.

00:40:10It's like the guy from Dave's secondhand shop

00:40:12and he's got eight sandals on him

00:40:13cutting the grass.

00:40:14Hey,

00:40:15I used to own those.

00:40:16Yep.

00:40:16Dave,

00:40:17Dave has his exact name.

00:40:20Okay,

00:40:20let's not go crazy.

00:40:22I'm a chubby five-year-old buddy.

00:40:28Oh,

00:40:28man.

00:40:29Yep.

00:40:30So there you go.

00:40:31Five-year-old.

00:40:32Watch out for him.

00:40:33I forgot that Chuck said

00:40:34I dress like a chubby five-year-old.

00:40:36I did too.

00:40:37I did too,

00:40:38but.

00:40:38I wouldn't take that as a compliment.

00:40:39Well,

00:40:40it has the same taste in footwear.

00:40:41Yeah.

00:40:43No,

00:40:43that's extremely dangerous.

00:40:44Oh my God.

00:40:45That family,

00:40:46like,

00:40:46someone should call child services.

00:40:48He was fine.

00:40:49He was fine.

00:40:51He,

00:40:51he was tossing that lawnmower around

00:40:53like it was nothing.

00:40:54That was like a heavy steel,

00:40:56old-ass lawnmower.

00:40:57Yeah.

00:40:57No,

00:40:58you know,

00:40:58it didn't have the self-driving wheels.

00:41:00But he was five.

00:41:01But he's not,

00:41:02he's as big as me.

00:41:04Yeah.

00:41:04He's as big as I am.

00:41:05But still,

00:41:06you don't.

00:41:06I'm a five-year-old.

00:41:07Yeah.

00:41:08Yeah.

00:41:08He's twice as strong as me.

00:41:10But mentally,

00:41:11he's not.

00:41:12Well,

00:41:12not exactly.

00:41:13Well,

00:41:13he's only five.

00:41:14He's always got the brain of a five.

00:41:16I know.

00:41:16You can't figure stuff out,

00:41:17really.

00:41:19We have put James through a lot of stuff.

00:41:21James and his bowels,

00:41:22actually,

00:41:23through a lot of stuff through the years.

00:41:24From the gummy bear challenge,

00:41:27where he pooped himself for days,

00:41:28to this latest one that we did,

00:41:32the one chip challenge.

00:41:34And Lisa holds herself responsible to this day

00:41:36for changing James' innards for life.

00:41:40It's never been the same.

00:41:40I'm trying to let it go.

00:41:41It's never been the same.

00:41:42I'm trying to let it go, Lisa.

00:41:42It's not your fault.

00:41:43I'm trying to let it go.

00:41:43His entire intestinal system has totally changed

00:41:46since this day on our show.

00:41:47Yes.

00:41:48He did this one chip challenge.

00:41:50Lisa's husband,

00:41:51Lenny,

00:41:51found this one chip thing

00:41:53that you're supposed to do.

00:41:54And then we made James do the challenge live on the air.

00:41:57Here's a little taste of the one chip challenge.

00:42:00Impaired vision.

00:42:02Then a low blow to the gut.

00:42:05Oh, no.

00:42:06Oh, my God.

00:42:06I'll feel really guilty if something happens.

00:42:09Oh, my God.

00:42:10Oh, no.

00:42:11Worse than the nut challenge, I assume.

00:42:13Oh, no.

00:42:14Way worse.

00:42:15I just swallowed the whole chip now.

00:42:18Oh, no.

00:42:18Okay.

00:42:18Uh-oh.

00:42:19And...

00:42:19Oh, is he going to throw up?

00:42:20Uh-oh.

00:42:20Are we going to throw up?

00:42:21No.

00:42:21Don't throw up.

00:42:22No, but oh, my God.

00:42:23So it's 50 times worse than the nut?

00:42:25I would say 100 times worse.

00:42:27Oh, no.

00:42:28100 times worse?

00:42:31I feel like I put my face in a fire.

00:42:35Oh, no.

00:42:36Like, I feel like I literally...

00:42:37You are bright red.

00:42:38I literally feel like I put my face...

00:42:39You have to wait to drink something.

00:42:40...in a fire right now.

00:42:41They say wait as long as you can,

00:42:43but you do whatever you need to.

00:42:44If you do it, you do it.

00:42:45I want to tough it out as long as I can, but...

00:42:46Oh, no.

00:42:47I just know my speech might sound kind of strange.

00:42:49Where is it burning?

00:42:50My lips are on fire from...

00:42:53Yeah, from even touching it.

00:42:54...pulling the chips out.

00:42:54Yeah, that was dumb.

00:42:55Yep.

00:42:56Every single salt tissue in my mouth,

00:42:58but my...

00:42:58Everything but my teeth hurts.

00:43:00Oh, no.

00:43:00Also, the tears are coming now, right?

00:43:03The tears are coming.

00:43:04We're getting the tears.

00:43:05They're not...

00:43:05They're involuntary tears, too.

00:43:07It's not like I'm sobbing.

00:43:08It's just my body is like,

00:43:09oh, my God, what is this?

00:43:10What have you done?

00:43:11What have you just done to it?

00:43:12What have you done to it?

00:43:14My body is also...

00:43:15It's like creating saliva like crazy.

00:43:17Can you feel it down your esophagus?

00:43:19The back of my throat?

00:43:20Oh, my God, it feels like it's...

00:43:22If Satan...

00:43:22If I just got teabagged by Satan,

00:43:24his pubes are made of razor blades.

00:43:26Oh, my God.

00:43:27See, that's part of...

00:43:28What about it?

00:43:29Everybody knows about Satan's razor pubes.

00:43:31Oh, my God.

00:43:34It's in the Bible.

00:43:35Oh, man.

00:43:36Yeah, this is...

00:43:37This is the pain part,

00:43:38because my mouth hurts so bad right now.

00:43:41Yeah, spicy punch to the tongue,

00:43:42fiery jab to the face,

00:43:44impaired vision from tears,

00:43:45then a low blow to the gut.

00:43:47Oh, God.

00:43:48It also feels like it's sucking the oxygen

00:43:50right out of you.

00:43:51Oh, see, that's the asthma part, right?

00:43:53You be careful.

00:43:54Oh, God.

00:43:57What have I done?

00:43:58This is the part where he died.

00:44:00You got the whole chip in you.

00:44:02Yeah, it was all over his lips.

00:44:03This is much hotter than I thought it would be.

00:44:05People are saying that they...

00:44:08I feel like my adrenaline's pumping right now.

00:44:09Oh, I bet it is.

00:44:09I just got an adrenaline rush.

00:44:11I'm sure it is, dude.

00:44:12Your body's trying to save itself.

00:44:13Oh, God.

00:44:14Their body did it.

00:44:15He was on the ground,

00:44:16pounding the floor like a baby,

00:44:17rolling around.

00:44:18James is handling it like a beast.

00:44:20James is a monster.

00:44:21That's the thing.

00:44:22I feel like every part of my face

00:44:23is oozing some kind of a liquid.

00:44:25Oh, God.

00:44:27My ears feel like they're throbbing.

00:44:29Oh, I feel like the steam's coming

00:44:31out of my ears right now.

00:44:32Your face is red.

00:44:35Much more red than I think it got

00:44:37during the peanut challenge.

00:44:38100%.

00:44:38Yeah, you can tell from his reaction

00:44:40this is my first thing.

00:44:41And listen, I really think a lot of this

00:44:43has to do with going from 0 to 1,000.

00:44:45Oh, my God.

00:44:46I just licked my lips.

00:44:46That was a mistake.

00:44:47Oh, no.

00:44:49Don't lick your lips.

00:44:49I was like, I licked a razor blade.

00:44:51Oh, my God.

00:44:51It hurts.

00:44:53Oh, my God.

00:44:54I got to lick my lips.

00:44:55This is a dishwash on my face.

00:44:58Oh, no, James.

00:44:59Oh, no.

00:45:00So your lips are just covered

00:45:02in that oil.

00:45:03Oh, I forgot that there's oil.

00:45:05Yes.

00:45:05Yeah.

00:45:07And then through that whole challenge, too,

00:45:08we have people texting in,

00:45:10things that have happened.

00:45:11So I've just eaten this chip,

00:45:14and then Dave's like,

00:45:14oh, this guy had rectal bleeding.

00:45:17This guy has erectile dysfunction.

00:45:19This guy, all these bad things

00:45:21that happen after the two of us

00:45:22is one chip challenge,

00:45:23and I'm like, what did I just do?

00:45:26You don't want rectal bleeding

00:45:27and erectile dysfunction.

00:45:28No.

00:45:29That's bad ties.

00:45:29My favorite part of that, though,

00:45:31was that was the first challenge

00:45:32that Lisa contributed to.

00:45:34Generally, it was me like,

00:45:35James, try these things

00:45:37that are going to make you poop yourself.

00:45:38So is you.

00:45:39Right? It's normally me.

00:45:40This was the first time it was Lisa,

00:45:41and she felt so guilty.

00:45:43Yeah, I brought it in so happy.

00:45:44I was like, you won chip challenge.

00:45:46And then the morning,

00:45:47she walked in with it,

00:45:47I'm like, oh, my God,

00:45:48what did you find out?

00:45:48I was like, man,

00:45:50I'm from heaven fell into my lap.

00:45:51Yeah.

00:45:51And then I did it,

00:45:52and I was like, oh, my God,

00:45:52no, this is Satan.

00:45:53Well, you can see on her face

00:45:56that she was worried.

00:45:58She was.

00:45:58And then when I talk about

00:45:59some of the issues I'm having now,

00:46:01you can tell she gets so...

00:46:02We have conversations about it.

00:46:03Yeah, let it go, Lisa.

00:46:04It's okay.

00:46:04It's not all just that one chip.

00:46:06It's other poor choices in my diet

00:46:08and my other poor choices in health

00:46:10and self-care.

00:46:11It all contributes to it.

00:46:12All the things we've done,

00:46:13from the gummy bears

00:46:14that made you poop

00:46:15to the hot noodles

00:46:16to dip in your balls

00:46:17in soy sauce

00:46:18to see if you could taste it

00:46:19and the one chip challenge.

00:46:20Like, what's been the worst?

00:46:22I would say the one chip challenge

00:46:23for sure.

00:46:24Really, it has been.

00:46:25Yeah, that would be...

00:46:25I've never felt more discomfort,

00:46:27more pain.

00:46:28Like, every part of your mouth hurts,

00:46:30except, honestly,

00:46:31except my teeth.

00:46:32Like, it felt like

00:46:32those little pointy things

00:46:34poking into my gums.

00:46:35The roof of your mouth hurts,

00:46:36your lips hurt,

00:46:37your tongue is on fire.

00:46:39And then your body's going

00:46:40through all these different things.

00:46:41Because it was just unbearable.

00:46:43Like, I would take 24 hours

00:46:44of diarrhea with a gummy bear

00:46:45challenge over that.

00:46:46And it'll never be the same.

00:46:47It's not your fault, Lisa.

00:46:48It'll never be the same.

00:46:50I would have done the challenge

00:46:51anyway, so it's not your fault.

00:46:53Okay.

00:46:54All right.

00:46:54As we continue here

00:46:56on the virtual Peep Show Live,

00:46:58looking back at some of

00:46:59our favorite and your favorite

00:47:01Peep Shows from the past year,

00:47:02a year that, of course,

00:47:03was really different.

00:47:04One of my most stressful moments,

00:47:07believe it or not,

00:47:07had nothing to do with COVID.

00:47:09It had to do with taking

00:47:11my parents to Florida

00:47:12right before COVID hit

00:47:14for their so-called

00:47:15senior spring break.

00:47:17It was my mom, my dad,

00:47:18and my Aunt Anne.

00:47:20They're all Irish.

00:47:21They all still have thick accents.

00:47:23And they were going to spend

00:47:24several weeks by themselves

00:47:25in Florida.

00:47:26So I literally hand-delivered them

00:47:28to Florida,

00:47:29to you lovely Florida folks.

00:47:30Came back, did the show for a while,

00:47:32then went back to get them.

00:47:33But while I came back,

00:47:35we also got my mom on the phone

00:47:37to talk about the senior spring break.

00:47:40And it was a very disturbing segment for me.

00:47:42This is how it played out.

00:47:43Take a look.

00:47:47If you've been listening to the show

00:47:48over the past week or so,

00:47:49you know that I sent my parents

00:47:51and my aunt down to Florida

00:47:53to be with our Florida listeners

00:47:55and escape the winter here

00:47:58and kind of enjoy a little bit,

00:47:59you know, warmer weather.

00:48:01So I figured we'd check in

00:48:03to see how it's been going

00:48:04with the senior spring breakers

00:48:05if we can get my mom

00:48:07on the phone here.

00:48:08Let's see if we can join her.

00:48:11Hi, Mom.

00:48:13Hello, my son.

00:48:14How are you?

00:48:15I am good, Mom.

00:48:16How are you doing?

00:48:18Well, you know,

00:48:19I watched the most beautiful sunrise.

00:48:21It was gorgeous.

00:48:22I'm just sitting here

00:48:24looking at the waves

00:48:25and it's gorgeous, David.

00:48:28So you're having a nice time.

00:48:29We're having an absolutely great time.

00:48:32Thanks to you.

00:48:34So listen, here's my question.

00:48:35A couple of things

00:48:36we need to go over.

00:48:37First of all...

00:48:38Oh, dear God, what is it?

00:48:41Mom, you know,

00:48:42I know that you got yourself

00:48:44a lot of books and stuff

00:48:44to read down there

00:48:45on your Kindle.

00:48:46We've talked about it

00:48:47on the show several times.

00:48:48Are you still into the...

00:48:49Oh, yeah, look, don't tell me

00:48:50you've been reading my dirty books.

00:48:52No, I haven't been reading them,

00:48:54but I've been reading

00:48:55the titles of them.

00:48:56Oh, well, yes.

00:48:58Mom, what are you...

00:48:59I worried a lot about that

00:49:00at first and then it just...

00:49:02I said, look, you know what?

00:49:04Yeah, who cares?

00:49:05I'm going to read these books

00:49:07and to hell with it.

00:49:13Good for you.

00:49:14They bring me joy.

00:49:16Exactly.

00:49:17And I've learned

00:49:18so many things

00:49:19which I'm not trying

00:49:22to fill on the yarn in

00:49:23and she's shocked

00:49:24for the health.

00:49:25Oh, my God.

00:49:26You're sharing

00:49:27the tales of the dirty books.

00:49:29Yeah, they do.

00:49:30All those things.

00:49:32She hasn't a clue.

00:49:36I want to hear

00:49:37that conversation.

00:49:38Oh, my God.

00:49:39Oh, my God.

00:49:39Oh, Lord.

00:49:41My mom telling my aunt...

00:49:43Okay, can you...

00:49:45What kind of thing?

00:49:46Remember, you're on the radio.

00:49:47What kind of thing do they do?

00:49:50What are you telling her?

00:49:50What are you telling Aunt Anne about?

00:49:52Oh, dear, David.

00:49:53I've told her a lot of things.

00:49:55I don't think I could say them

00:49:56over the air.

00:49:56A lot of bondage stuff.

00:50:01I'll tell you one thing.

00:50:02She didn't know

00:50:04that females

00:50:07shaved their yahoos.

00:50:11She didn't know

00:50:12they shaved their yahoos.

00:50:14She did not.

00:50:15Oh, my God.

00:50:15She did now.

00:50:16She didn't know

00:50:18females shaved their yahoos.

00:50:20No.

00:50:21And she was shocked to death

00:50:23that they done it

00:50:24to their bums as well.

00:50:25Oh, my God.

00:50:26Oh, my God.

00:50:27Oh, my God.

00:50:28Go.

00:50:29Go.

00:50:30Stop it.

00:50:31Stop it.

00:50:32Stop it.

00:50:33Yes, David.

00:50:36I had to sort of

00:50:37fill her in

00:50:38and educate her

00:50:39on those three things.

00:50:40Oh, yeah.

00:50:42She didn't know.

00:50:43No.

00:50:43She didn't know.

00:50:46Oh, God.

00:50:47So I know way too much

00:50:48about my aunt now.

00:50:49That is unfortunate.

00:50:51Sounds like we need to

00:50:52book your aunt

00:50:52an appointment for a Brazilian.

00:50:53When she wakes up,

00:50:54you know what she's like.

00:50:55She's a holy terror

00:50:56with her temper and all.

00:50:58I don't know what she's like,

00:50:59but she's my best friend.

00:51:01Yeah.

00:51:02Yeah.

00:51:03Yeah.

00:51:03So you see her

00:51:05butt shaving with her.

00:51:06Well, I mean,

00:51:06that'll, you know,

00:51:08liven her up.

00:51:10Oh, wow.

00:51:10Yeah, that's the, like,

00:51:12least dirty thing

00:51:13I think you can tell her about.

00:51:14Oh, listen.

00:51:16Listen.

00:51:17I've told her things.

00:51:18Let me tell you.

00:51:19I'm shocked her.

00:51:20I bet you.

00:51:21Shocked and stunned.

00:51:22Okay, what else?

00:51:23What else have you learned

00:51:25from your dirty books

00:51:26that you've shared

00:51:26with Aunt Dan?

00:51:27Remember, we're on the radio.

00:51:28You've got to be, like,

00:51:28a radio-friendly version of it.

00:51:30But that's what I mean.

00:51:31How can I say the things?

00:51:31Well, you can get a...

00:51:32You can use different words,

00:51:34like Yahoo or whatever

00:51:36you call it.

00:51:36Okay, let me see.

00:51:37If I said...

00:51:40Ooh, I have to say it, right?

00:51:42Yeah.

00:51:44Uh, anal?

00:51:45Oh, my God.

00:51:47Oh, my God.

00:51:49That's not another word.

00:51:50That's the word.

00:51:53That isn't the other word.

00:51:55Oh, my God.

00:51:56But you can say that.

00:51:57She didn't say what is happening.

00:51:58Right, right.

00:51:59She didn't say what's happening.

00:52:00So that shocked her, too.

00:52:02I don't know where

00:52:04I swear to you,

00:52:05but I don't know

00:52:05where she's been living.

00:52:09You see, she watches all the,

00:52:11you know, like,

00:52:12The Young and the Restless

00:52:13and all.

00:52:14Right, you're a bit more advanced.

00:52:15They don't do that.

00:52:16They're busy reading

00:52:16and catching up

00:52:18and everything.

00:52:19So you obviously don't listen

00:52:20to our show too often

00:52:21because you would have

00:52:22learned a lot more.

00:52:24No, everything.

00:52:24Yeah.

00:52:25Oh, well, I listened to it one day

00:52:27and it was, like,

00:52:28the most disgusting thing.

00:52:29This guy,

00:52:34this guy had phoned out

00:52:35and he usually said,

00:52:36where is the most strangest place

00:52:38you'd like to have sex?

00:52:39Uh-huh.

00:52:40Do you want me to go on

00:52:41with this?

00:52:42Well, what happened?

00:52:43Where did he say?

00:52:44He said he'd like to be

00:52:46sitting on the toilet

00:52:47taking a dump.

00:52:48Oh.

00:52:48Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:52:50That one.

00:52:50And his girlfriend,

00:52:52Nye, come on.

00:52:53Yeah.

00:52:54That's called a blumpkin.

00:53:00Yeah.

00:53:01Is that right?

00:53:03Yes.

00:53:03It's like a pumpkin,

00:53:05but it's B-L,

00:53:07blumpkin.

00:53:09Oh, my God,

00:53:10I'll remember that name.

00:53:11I don't remember that name.

00:53:12I don't remember that name.

00:53:14You'll blow her mind.

00:53:15You'll blow my sweet answer.

00:53:17You have to.

00:53:17She'll blow a fuse.

00:53:18Has there been anything else

00:53:23that's blown your mind

00:53:24that we, Linda,

00:53:25had no idea

00:53:26this happened in the world?

00:53:28Hi, can I do this?

00:53:29I mean, no,

00:53:30this is something.

00:53:32No, people would be thinking

00:53:33I'm a,

00:53:34what are my,

00:53:36sex machine?

00:53:38I don't know.

00:53:39Okay.

00:53:41I mean, this is something

00:53:43that I didn't know

00:53:45existed in the world.

00:53:47Oh, my God.

00:53:48Maybe it's just

00:53:48in the book work.

00:53:49What is it?

00:53:51It is.

00:53:51Now, you asked for it,

00:53:52so I want to tell you.

00:53:53Oh, my God.

00:53:54Listen, you know I love you,

00:53:56so don't hold it against me.

00:53:57Oh, no.

00:53:58Um, two guys.

00:54:01Two guys.

00:54:02Two guys.

00:54:02Uh-huh.

00:54:05The same time?

00:54:06With a woman.

00:54:07Yeah.

00:54:08At the same time.

00:54:10Oh, Jesus.

00:54:10In the same place.

00:54:12Oh, my God.

00:54:15The DP.

00:54:16She's on the DP.

00:54:16Yeah, but,

00:54:17in the same.

00:54:18In the same.

00:54:19Yeah, two in the same.

00:54:20Two in the same.

00:54:22Two in the front.

00:54:22Parking two cars

00:54:23in a one-

00:54:23one-

00:54:24one-

00:54:24car garage.

00:54:25Yeah.

00:54:25Yes, exactly.

00:54:27Who said that?

00:54:27James.

00:54:28James.

00:54:29James, you understand

00:54:30these things.

00:54:34I know all about

00:54:35the DP.

00:54:38All about the DP does.

00:54:39Listen, Mom,

00:54:41we thank you for

00:54:42taking the time

00:54:42to speak to us.

00:54:44Oh, love,

00:54:44it was funny.

00:54:45I enjoyed it.

00:54:46I enjoyed it.

00:54:48I hope it didn't

00:54:48shock you too much.

00:54:49Well, a little bit.

00:54:50A little bit

00:54:51with the DP

00:54:51and the anal,

00:54:52but I'm sorry.

00:54:53Oh, love,

00:54:54sorry.

00:54:55It's nothing.

00:54:56I'm just

00:54:57drinking about it.

00:54:57I'm not actually,

00:54:58you know,

00:54:59participating.

00:54:59Okay, thank you.

00:54:59Thank you so much.

00:55:01You're going to blow

00:55:02Aunt Anne's wee mind

00:55:03when she wakes up today.

00:55:05The Blumpkin.

00:55:05You've got to tell her

00:55:06about that.

00:55:07You give her a little

00:55:07education later

00:55:08and then we'll-

00:55:09I will, I will.

00:55:11All right,

00:55:12well, you guys be safe

00:55:12and have fun

00:55:13the rest of your time there.

00:55:14Thanks, love.

00:55:15All right,

00:55:15I'll talk to you

00:55:16later in the week.

00:55:17Bye.

00:55:17Okay, bye, everybody.

00:55:19Bye.

00:55:19Bye-bye.

00:55:20Bye-bye.

00:55:20Have fun.

00:55:22All right,

00:55:22there we go.

00:55:23There's my mom

00:55:24live in Florida.

00:55:25Oh, she's great.

00:55:26That was a rollercoaster.

00:55:27She is great.

00:55:28They're killing it down there.

00:55:29She's one of the funniest people

00:55:31like, like ever.

00:55:33Just not trying to be funny.

00:55:35That's how she naturally is.

00:55:37Funniest people.

00:55:38Yeah.

00:55:39She's quick.

00:55:41Yeah.

00:55:41You just like sit and wait.

00:55:44No, no.

00:55:44Just sit and wait.

00:55:45When she was going to tell us

00:55:46that one thing that she-

00:55:48Oh, my God.

00:55:48My heart was-

00:55:49If you hadn't taken my heartbeat,

00:55:51I just would have been

00:55:52through the roof.

00:55:52Everyone, how do I put this?

00:55:54Ian, anal.

00:55:58That's like one of my favorite things.

00:56:00That's how she edited it.

00:56:04Because I don't know if I can say,

00:56:05oh, well, you're asking me fine,

00:56:06then I guess I'd have to say,

00:56:08anal, David.

00:56:13I just love your Auntie Anne

00:56:15getting her mind blown constantly.

00:56:19She didn't know about grooming?

00:56:21No, that's because she didn't.

00:56:22No.

00:56:22That's crazy.

00:56:23She's like, they're shaving their bums.

00:56:25She's trying.

00:56:26She's like, why?

00:56:27But why would they do that?

00:56:29Why would they shave their bums?

00:56:30She told the men to it.

00:56:32She's like, well, why would they even think about it?

00:56:34God, I don't even want to know.

00:56:36My poor wee Aunt Anne.

00:56:37It's going to blow her 78-year-old mind.

00:56:40She's like, put some ham in the coffee pot,

00:56:42and I got something to tell you.

00:56:43You better said to him,

00:56:46look at your mom his red stuff

00:56:48and then had to go take nerve pills.

00:56:57I'm going to tell you about a blumpkin today.

00:56:59Here's the lead tail of a blumpkin.

00:57:02Here's a pill.

00:57:02Here's a nerve pill.

00:57:03Annie, come sip right there.

00:57:05I made you a wee cup of tea,

00:57:07and we're going to talk.

00:57:08I'll tell you what.

00:57:09Lisa would have the time of her life

00:57:11at a tea party with Aunt Anne.

00:57:13Oh, my God.

00:57:14Oh, it'd be great.

00:57:15And Dave's mom.

00:57:15Oh, I'd love it.

00:57:16She's awesome.

00:57:18She is.

00:57:18She's something else.

00:57:20But I'm glad they're alive.

00:57:23They're doing okay down there.

00:57:24It's so funny.

00:57:25But let's hope the next little week and a half

00:57:27goes, all right,

00:57:28no more cheese in the air.

00:57:30They're having some fun.

00:57:31Purple pills and God knows what else.

00:57:33I love that she went and got the broom,

00:57:35came back in and was like,

00:57:36what cheese?

00:57:37There's no cheese.

00:57:37It's just like,

00:57:37I'm losing my mind.

00:57:39There's no cheese.

00:57:42Yep.

00:57:43That was a bad decision.

00:57:44Having my mom on the show,

00:57:45it always is.

00:57:46But that explains me,

00:57:47I guess, a little bit where I came from,

00:57:49how I originated from my mother.

00:57:52It's crazy to me,

00:57:52and I don't want to speak ill

00:57:54of my lovely Aunt Anne,

00:57:55but to think she's gone 78 years

00:57:57and has not trimmed her bush once.

00:57:59Oh, God.

00:58:00I don't.

00:58:00I know,

00:58:01but just like she hasn't even heard of that

00:58:03at 78 years old.

00:58:05That's so crazy to me.

00:58:07It's thick.

00:58:08I can't even imagine.

00:58:10I can't.

00:58:10She's going to trim it down

00:58:11and go down two sides of some pennies.

00:58:14That's a thick book.

00:58:15But if she's never heard of it,

00:58:16she's never done it.

00:58:18No, no, no.

00:58:18If you've never heard of it.

00:58:19No.

00:58:20Would it keep growing

00:58:21or does it reach maximum?

00:58:22No, I've grown mine to the limit.

00:58:26And it stops,

00:58:28but it's tremendously long.

00:58:31Where it stops,

00:58:32you never want to hear it.

00:58:34But I have.

00:58:37That's a horrible thought,

00:58:38but that's all I could think of

00:58:39was why she's never heard of it.

00:58:41I blocked all of that out.

00:58:42Me too.

00:58:42Well, I know why.

00:58:43It just played back.

00:58:44Oh, my gosh.

00:58:45I blocked it

00:58:46so I wouldn't have to go

00:58:47to all that therapy

00:58:48because there was a lot

00:58:50that unfolded there.

00:58:51There's a point

00:58:51where you got like shaky legs,

00:58:52like you got crazy legs,

00:58:53and all of a sudden

00:58:54you could tell

00:58:54you're so uncomfortable.

00:58:56You put your hands

00:58:56is in the pockets

00:58:57of your jacket.

00:58:58Yeah, just like talking

00:58:59like you could tell.

00:59:00Yeah, yeah.

00:59:01It threw you off.

00:59:01It's incredibly uncomfortable.

00:59:03I don't ever want

00:59:03to live that again.

00:59:04Well, speaking of

00:59:05incredibly uncomfortable,

00:59:06so I'm in the basement still.

00:59:09This time,

00:59:10you'll notice the new setup.

00:59:11They put underwear

00:59:11on the mannequin

00:59:12that I'm perched on top of.

00:59:16And I was,

00:59:18we were talking about

00:59:19how the pandemic

00:59:20and quarantine

00:59:20has affected people's sex lives

00:59:22and that website

00:59:23chat roulette came up.

00:59:24We talked about that years ago.

00:59:26we hadn't gone on there

00:59:26in years.

00:59:27And I'm trying

00:59:28through my at-home setup

00:59:29how to go on

00:59:31chat roulette

00:59:32and test it out

00:59:33while I'm on the air

00:59:35from the basement.

00:59:36And it was,

00:59:37for me,

00:59:38a nightmare.

00:59:39This is how it happened.

00:59:42For me,

00:59:43it was the best.

00:59:43For me,

00:59:44it was a nightmare.

00:59:45I'm going to try

00:59:46this chat roulette thing here.

00:59:48This is so dangerous.

00:59:49This is the scariest thing

00:59:50I've ever seen.

00:59:51He's in charge of everything.

00:59:52I can't do anything.

00:59:55That's really scary.

00:59:56He's in charge

00:59:56of all those sounds.

00:59:57Look at this.

00:59:58Here we go.

00:59:59Oh, he's in charge

00:59:59of the sounds.

01:00:00Yep.

01:00:00He is.

01:00:01Just turn it right now.

01:00:02There we go.

01:00:03It's completely out.

01:00:04Oh, boy.

01:00:05Don't you have to...

01:00:06I don't know.

01:00:07Oh, wow.

01:00:08Oh, wow.

01:00:09Yes, this is exactly

01:00:10what we want.

01:00:10We are finally going to...

01:00:11Guys, we've got someone.

01:00:12We've infiltrated

01:00:13media company.

01:00:15I'm going to be random.

01:00:16Oh, yeah.

01:00:17Oh, there I am.

01:00:18I need to fix it a bit

01:00:20with myself on the screen.

01:00:22All right.

01:00:22We're going on chat roulette.

01:00:23Oh, this is so bad.

01:00:25Let's see what we get here.

01:00:26It was the first game

01:00:26in we encounter here.

01:00:28Let's see.

01:00:29Oh, someone just cut me

01:00:30right off because probably

01:00:31because I...

01:00:31I was looking for a girl.

01:00:32Guy looking for a girl.

01:00:33Oh, there's a donk.

01:00:34First, there we go.

01:00:35Second one ends.

01:00:35There's a jerk in a way.

01:00:36Oh, that was, yeah.

01:00:37That was the second one.

01:00:38Yeah, second one.

01:00:38Second one was just...

01:00:39You saw it.

01:00:40He was fine with you.

01:00:41There's a guy in a mask.

01:00:41What's that?

01:00:42Who knows what he's saying?

01:00:43What up, dude?

01:00:44No, he didn't want us to see you.

01:00:46You got it.

01:00:46You should have said,

01:00:47hola, Dave.

01:00:48That's funny.

01:00:49It's just...

01:00:50Oh, no.

01:00:51I don't like the looks of that.

01:00:51What were they going to do

01:00:52in their sink?

01:00:52I don't know.

01:00:53They click off us.

01:00:54Oh, there's just legs.

01:00:55He was jerking it, too.

01:00:57It's just all...

01:00:58There's another...

01:00:58He was on the toilet doing it.

01:01:01Yeah, he was.

01:01:02Yeah, he was on the toilet.

01:01:03He was kind of side-arming it, too.

01:01:06It's just...

01:01:06There's another guy...

01:01:07It's just guy after guy

01:01:10waiting to jerk it.

01:01:11That's it.

01:01:12That's a dude.

01:01:13Oh, my God.

01:01:13We haven't seen a girl yet.

01:01:18You're licking on that one

01:01:19a little long, baby.

01:01:20That's a bad idea.

01:01:21I'm not touching it.

01:01:22They're disconnected from...

01:01:22Yeah, they're disconnected from...

01:01:24There's a lot right between his legs.

01:01:26That's all it is.

01:01:27Yeah.

01:01:27Another guy waiting to jerk off

01:01:28with you right there.

01:01:30They should just call it

01:01:31penis roulette.

01:01:32Oh, my God.

01:01:34Okay, I've seen enough.

01:01:35That is a transsexual.

01:01:37Oh, my goodness.

01:01:38Oh, yeah.

01:01:38There we go.

01:01:39They're fine with you, Dave.

01:01:40She's still looking at me.

01:01:42I know, but can you go ahead

01:01:43and skip?

01:01:44How do I get out of here?

01:01:45How do I get rid of her?

01:01:46She finishes on me.

01:01:47If she finishes on me,

01:01:48I will be sure what you're saying.

01:01:49How do I get rid of her?

01:01:50Yeah, you're playing with fire.

01:01:52How do I...

01:01:52Time's running out!

01:01:53Time's running out!

01:01:54Time's running out, Dave!

01:01:55Time's running out, Dave!

01:01:57You pulled it away!

01:01:58Oh, my God.

01:02:01How do I get out?

01:02:02Oh, it's gonna happen.

01:02:04It's gonna happen.

01:02:05I can't help him!

01:02:08She's raised your brain a little more.

01:02:10I can't look.

01:02:10Get your bed.

01:02:11I can't help him.

01:02:12I can't believe this.

01:02:13Stop it!

01:02:14Now!

01:02:15Do something!

01:02:16No, it's gonna digit!

01:02:18Do something!

01:02:19notably Dave!

01:02:20No! No! No!

01:02:22No! No!

01:02:24No! No!

01:02:26No! No!

01:02:28No! No!

01:02:30Hit the button, Dave!

01:02:32There's something!

01:02:34Hit something!

01:02:36The guy is still going to town!

01:02:38Oh my god!

01:02:40Dave's gonna end up on another porn site

01:02:42because I think that transsexual

01:02:44went over to click record on their

01:02:46computer to get Dave's reaction

01:02:48Oh, look at these guys!

01:02:50You guys aren't jerking off, are you?

01:02:52Not yet!

01:02:54No!

01:02:56Don't jerky!

01:02:58Let's see the hands!

01:03:00No jerking!

01:03:02Alright, you guys! Good job! You have a good day!

01:03:04Good to talk to me!

01:03:06That's as good as you sing!

01:03:08That other one we just watched

01:03:10That was like a bomb!

01:03:12That was like watching a bomb get disarmed!

01:03:14I was like, we're running out of time!

01:03:16It's sticking down!

01:03:18There are no ladies on here at all

01:03:20No, we haven't seen a single lady yet

01:03:22Well, that was a lady

01:03:24It was kind of a lady

01:03:25I'm so happy that woman didn't finish

01:03:26Yeah, I know

01:03:28It was close, it was real touch and go

01:03:30Dude, I mean we were really counting it down

01:03:32I think it was about to happen at any second

01:03:34It looked like it was about to happen at any second

01:03:36Well yeah, I was like, we're really playing with fire here

01:03:38I just can't wait until Dave goes viral for reacting to that

01:03:40When that transsexual puts that video out on the internet

01:03:42Oh my god, yeah

01:03:44No, Dave! Not another video!

01:03:46Oh my god!

01:03:48It's much worse than a

01:03:50Oh no!

01:03:52It is! Because you're like, no!

01:03:54No!

01:03:56And all the volume went to them

01:03:58Oh Dave, that's so bad!

01:03:59So they got all your volume

01:04:00They got all your volume

01:04:01And they did take their hand to the side

01:04:02Like they were trying to set something up

01:04:03Like, I thought they were grabbing a tissue

01:04:05But it looked more like they were trying to like

01:04:06Oh, oh, oh, we gotta hit record

01:04:08Here we go

01:04:09They were really speeding up at the end

01:04:10Oh yeah, they did

01:04:11And I was like

01:04:12He even flicked it a couple times

01:04:13I was like, what the fuck was the telltale

01:04:16I felt like a seismologist that was like

01:04:18Getting all the readings from the volcano there for a minute

01:04:21Yeah, you're like, wait a second

01:04:22I'm like, look at these

01:04:23Jesus Christ, we better hurry!

01:04:26Get out of there Dave!

01:04:27Get out of there!

01:04:29Is Dave still there?

01:04:30Oh no, we lost Dave

01:04:32We lost Dave

01:04:33We lost Dave

01:04:35Oh no

01:04:36I was like

01:04:37He's so worried

01:04:38Oh wait, he's calm

01:04:39No

01:04:40Oh, we lost Dave

01:04:41Oh

01:04:42Man, that was fun

01:04:43Oh, COVID technology

01:04:44We can't even

01:04:45We can't hear him through the

01:04:46No

01:04:47Wait a second, Dave, are you even

01:04:48Chat roulette knocked him

01:04:49Wait a second, I can't even hear his mic

01:04:51Transsexual hacked the computer

01:04:53Oh my god, what have you done?

01:04:55What have you got hacked?

01:04:56I told you

01:04:57I'm not too clever

01:04:58The gentleman

01:04:59Oh, he sent me a text

01:05:00Power went out

01:05:01Power went out?

01:05:02His power went out?

01:05:03His power went out?

01:05:04His power went out?

01:05:05He hacked his whole house

01:05:06He got his power

01:05:07His whole, all of his powers gone?

01:05:08That's what he did

01:05:09He just says power went out

01:05:10He sent electric search

01:05:12While he was watching transsexual

01:05:13The Italian society is falling apart

01:05:15Where Dave lives now

01:05:17So he trapped him with the transsexual penis

01:05:21All we needed was one person

01:05:23With access to the grid

01:05:24To come here and watch the channel

01:05:26What do we do now?

01:05:27I mean, it's time for the go-go break

01:05:29Yeah, we're gonna go to break

01:05:30Yeah, we're gonna go to break

01:05:31Yeah, we're gonna go to break

01:05:32See if we can get Dave back

01:05:33Alright, we'll try

01:05:34I have no idea with the teaser

01:05:35What's coming up?

01:05:36I'm sure there's more butthole stories

01:05:37Yeah, who knows what's...

01:05:38Who knows?

01:05:39Yeah, we really don't

01:05:40Who knows?

01:05:41Who knows?

01:05:42We don't know

01:05:43Will Dave be back on the show?

01:05:44After the coronavirus

01:05:45Find out next on Dave and Chuck

01:05:47That's great, James

01:05:48Good job

01:05:49That's good

01:05:50Previously on Dave and Chuck

01:05:51Oh, man

01:05:52That was a lot of emotions there

01:05:53That was an incredible amount of emotions

01:05:55That had every emotion in there

01:05:57That had every one of the emotions

01:05:59Fear

01:06:00There was fear

01:06:01There was a lot of fear

01:06:02Excitement

01:06:03Yeah, there was some fear

01:06:04Anticipation

01:06:05Terror

01:06:06Pure terror

01:06:07The first moment Dave sees the transsexual on there

01:06:10Jerking it

01:06:11And he's like, just looking at me

01:06:12It reminds me of the scene of Ghostbusters with Bill Murray

01:06:14When he first sees Slimer

01:06:15He's like, oh

01:06:16He's looking right at me

01:06:17What do I do?

01:06:19We're like, we don't know, Dave

01:06:20You're gonna get slimed

01:06:21And he almost got slimed

01:06:22Yeah

01:06:23Oh, God

01:06:25What a bizarre situation

01:06:26Trapped with someone you're not into

01:06:28Pleasuring themselves

01:06:29To you

01:06:30Well, you were begging him to put it away

01:06:32Put it away, put it away

01:06:33Put it away

01:06:34Put it away

01:06:35Please put it away

01:06:36I love how I braced myself for finale

01:06:39Like

01:06:40You just did some kind of X-Men symbol

01:06:43To try and save yourself

01:06:44I just didn't want to get it on me

01:06:45Even though it was virtual for some reason

01:06:47I don't understand

01:06:48But hopefully none of you have ever been trapped with a jerker

01:06:50Because it's a terrifying situation

01:06:52Yeah

01:06:53I don't ever want it to happen to any of you

01:06:54Speaking of terrifying situations

01:06:56I'm not sure what's worse

01:06:58Trap with a jerker

01:06:59Or seeing Chuck on the toilet

01:07:01I do

01:07:06We

01:07:07This was honestly one of the craziest moments of my whole year

01:07:10Sure

01:07:11And I did scream a bit

01:07:12I was very upset

01:07:13But we have a bathroom

01:07:16Where someone could possibly walk in on you

01:07:18It's a one person bathroom

01:07:19Yeah

01:07:20It was our biggest fear

01:07:21That something like this could happen

01:07:22For years and years

01:07:23Yeah

01:07:24And then finally

01:07:25It happened

01:07:26I walked in on Chuck

01:07:29And this

01:07:30Is the beep show

01:07:31At that moment

01:07:37Well it finally happened

01:07:38Yeah it did

01:07:39It sure did

01:07:40It finally happened

01:07:41It took

01:07:42Was it 8 years?

01:07:43Well it's here

01:07:4420 years

01:07:45Well 20 years

01:07:46But I mean before it would have been almost impossible to happen

01:07:48Now it's possible because of the scenario

01:07:51What?

01:07:52Because of the setup

01:07:54I walked in on Chuck in the bathroom yesterday

01:07:56You sure did

01:07:57I heard the commotion from it

01:07:58It was like

01:07:59It was like

01:08:00Yeah Dave

01:08:01Let's just say this

01:08:02Dave didn't keep it quiet

01:08:03Dave

01:08:04Lisa didn't know yet

01:08:05Dave was like

01:08:06I was in my office

01:08:08I will blame him because I was on the toilet

01:08:10And the windows rattled

01:08:11I missed it

01:08:13Yep you did

01:08:14You got out of here too quick

01:08:16Oh that's

01:08:17I'm so sorry Dave

01:08:18I'm still embarrassed right now

01:08:19I'm still like

01:08:20That's not a big idea

01:08:21Wait

01:08:22Well what happened?

01:08:23So listen

01:08:24He didn't lock the door?

01:08:25No first of all

01:08:26I said it

01:08:27I left it open for James

01:08:28And it was Dave that walked in

01:08:29So I leave the studio

01:08:30I know

01:08:31I go to my office

01:08:32Chuck's still in the studio

01:08:33Normally he sticks around to do a couple things

01:08:36And I do a couple things in my office

01:08:37So before I left

01:08:39I thought

01:08:40You know

01:08:41Quickly hit the john before I head out

01:08:43Right

01:08:44I had the same thought

01:08:45So I

01:08:46Just round the corner

01:08:48Yep

01:08:49Like I normally would

01:08:51It said vacant

01:08:52The green

01:08:53The green

01:08:54You put

01:08:55You and Drew

01:08:56I am the one responsible for that

01:08:57You guys know how Dave enters a room

01:08:58Yeah

01:08:59You guys know how Dave enters a room

01:09:00So I

01:09:01I got our engineering team

01:09:03Like a swat in a drug ring

01:09:05Yep

01:09:06I do

01:09:07I power into a room

01:09:08Pow

01:09:09Game's here

01:09:10So anyway

01:09:11It's one of those

01:09:12Just like you would like on a bathroom

01:09:13On a plane

01:09:14It says you know

01:09:15Like occupied or empty

01:09:16It says like vacant or whatever

01:09:18But green means good

01:09:19And red means bad

01:09:20Right

01:09:21Right

01:09:22So this has been a fear of mine

01:09:24Since I started here

01:09:25My first week here

01:09:26Someone walked in on me

01:09:27Yes

01:09:28One of the overnight guys

01:09:29Walked in on me taking a pee

01:09:30Oh that's

01:09:31Yeah I remember

01:09:32That was a long time ago

01:09:33That was the first week

01:09:34We were in this building

01:09:35Yeah

01:09:36So truthfully

01:09:37It was more about Lisa

01:09:38I didn't you know

01:09:39Like that's not who I want to walk in on

01:09:41Or I know she doesn't want to have anyone walk in on her

01:09:43As guys

01:09:44Whatever

01:09:45But still

01:09:46Yeah

01:09:47So anyway

01:09:48I round the corner

01:09:49Green for go

01:09:50Kicks it in

01:09:51I

01:09:52My head was down at first right

01:09:53Yeah

01:09:54And I look up

01:09:55And just like

01:09:56Hey

01:09:57It scared me

01:09:59And then disturbed me

01:10:00Was he going to the bathroom

01:10:01Yeah

01:10:02Yeah

01:10:03He was sitting on the toilet

01:10:04He was sitting on the toilet

01:10:05He was sitting on the toilet

01:10:06He was sitting on the toilet

01:10:07And we made eye contact

01:10:08The good thing is

01:10:09And I went

01:10:10Jesus Christ

01:10:11Oh my God

01:10:12Jesus Christ

01:10:13What a beautiful sight

01:10:14I know

01:10:15And the truth is

01:10:16And the truth is

01:10:17So the good thing was

01:10:18I wasn't doing anything

01:10:19I wasn't doing anything like

01:10:20I wasn't doing a number two or anything

01:10:21Oh my God

01:10:22It doesn't matter

01:10:23You were just sitting there

01:10:24I was just chilling

01:10:25It doesn't matter

01:10:26Why were you just sitting there

01:10:27If you weren't going to the bathroom

01:10:28I was peeped

01:10:29I always peeping it down

01:10:30I always peeping it down

01:10:31I told you

01:10:32I lived the soft life

01:10:33It's part of living the soft life

01:10:36Oh my God

01:10:37I blocked it out until I just encountered Chuck in the bathroom this break

01:10:42And now it all came flooding back to me

01:10:44So yes I screamed

01:10:45Yes I was shocked

01:10:46I was scared

01:10:47I was disturbed

01:10:48I got up too

01:10:49I got up and naked

01:10:50Yeah he sits up

01:10:51He's locked up

01:10:52He sits up too

01:10:53Look at the door

01:10:54Let me get it done for you

01:10:55Yeah he was like

01:10:56I guess his first instance was

01:10:58Oh I should lock in it

01:10:59But it's too late

01:11:00I'm in the bathroom with you

01:11:01Sit down

01:11:02Sit down

01:11:03I'm fine with it

01:11:04What is the reaction you have though

01:11:05If you ever had someone

01:11:06Almost walk in on you

01:11:07What I heard

01:11:08From my perspective

01:11:09Cause Andy's down the hall

01:11:10You were still here

01:11:11I was still here

01:11:12Yeah

01:11:13So I'm chilling in my office

01:11:14Getting stuff around or whatever

01:11:16And then I hear

01:11:17The shrieks of Dave

01:11:18Yeah

01:11:19And like they rattle my windows

01:11:21A little bit on my office

01:11:22Oh my God it was loud

01:11:23So I'm like oh my God

01:11:24Dave fell or something

01:11:25I'm like he finally burst through a door

01:11:27And injured himself or something

01:11:29And then he says

01:11:31Mother of ass

01:11:32The S word

01:11:34Yeah

01:11:35He said mother of ass

01:11:37Yeah

01:11:38No one says that

01:11:39No one says that

01:11:40I need to talk to him

01:11:41You know what I mean

01:11:42So like I was like

01:11:43Hey Dave

01:11:44Um

01:11:45You'd been through some stuff that day

01:11:47Something happened there

01:11:48Can I talk to you for a second

01:11:50You know what I mean

01:11:51It was like

01:11:52It was a crazy scene

01:11:53People came out of their office

01:11:55Cause I think everybody thought

01:11:56Everybody was coming out

01:11:57Right

01:11:58You know we got other people that work here

01:12:00And they're like

01:12:01Aww

01:12:02They're like just so you know

01:12:03I'm gonna talk about that on the radio

01:12:04I'm like go ahead

01:12:05Alright

01:12:06Oh my God

01:12:07I don't care what you do

01:12:08Yeah we do something like

01:12:09Most people like wanna

01:12:10They wanna like bend down

01:12:11And you know like

01:12:12I'm different

01:12:13Chuck stood up

01:12:14Chuck stood up

01:12:15Oh

01:12:16I'm like

01:12:17Ah

01:12:18Make it worse

01:12:19Oh my God

01:12:20Oh my God

01:12:21I went into a karate pose

01:12:23Like I was ready to fight him at that point

01:12:25Yeah

01:12:26Get it back

01:12:27Like hey let's not fight here

01:12:28He's an exhibitionist

01:12:30Yeah

01:12:31I bet your heart was just

01:12:32Oh you don't even know

01:12:33I think I went purple

01:12:34Like I didn't know how to process it

01:12:36That was awful

01:12:37Chuck's naked Chuck's naked

01:12:38Yeah I think that was said at some point

01:12:40Like I just saw Chuck in the toilet

01:12:42I just saw Chuck in the toilet

01:12:43He was running through the halls

01:12:45I just saw Chuck in the toilet

01:12:46He was like very Paul Rudd

01:12:47It was loud

01:12:49It was loud

01:12:50Everybody came out of their offices

01:12:51Oh you didn't know how loud

01:12:52I didn't hear it

01:12:53Cause I'm right across from the bathroom

01:12:54Oh yeah

01:12:55I am amazed you didn't hear it

01:12:56Yeah

01:12:57I thought everybody here had to know

01:12:59Oh man if I would have known

01:13:00I would have came out and helped cause commotion

01:13:01Yeah

01:13:02I would have posted on all of my social media

01:13:03Yeah

01:13:04It was incredible

01:13:05Can you imagine

01:13:06What would have happened if that was Lisa?

01:13:08What if I would have walked in?

01:13:09Like would we be here today?

01:13:10Would we be doing a show today?

01:13:12If you walked in and chucked it up?

01:13:13I can't even imagine

01:13:14Well I would walk in probably a lot

01:13:16Lighter

01:13:17Lighter

01:13:18Yeah

01:13:19And I would have

01:13:20Because I shouted out

01:13:21And then I would have been

01:13:22Because I shouted out

01:13:23I was like hey hey hey hey

01:13:24Oh yeah I would have

01:13:25I heard but it didn't matter

01:13:26Because the second

01:13:28The second it cranked

01:13:29Yeah

01:13:30It blew

01:13:31You know what I mean?

01:13:32Like the second it cranked

01:13:33It blew

01:13:34Like it was

01:13:35In half a second it was fully wide open

01:13:38There was no reaction to it

01:13:40That's right

01:13:41Power into a room

01:13:42I'm sorry

01:13:43And then you know that door

01:13:45So it takes like 20

01:13:46This is how slow it closed

01:13:47It's got one of those

01:13:49Slow closers

01:13:54That's so you can maintain that contact of course

01:14:01That's a slow enclosure

01:14:04And then it closed

01:14:05And then it closed

01:14:06Like it took

01:14:07It took forever

01:14:08And I'm sitting there

01:14:09Like after

01:14:10Cause I got up

01:14:11And I'm like this door

01:14:12Is like

01:14:13Never gonna close

01:14:14The slow close

01:14:15Oh it's so close

01:14:16The slow close

01:14:17The slow close

01:14:18So embarrassing

01:14:19The fast open

01:14:20Fast and slow close

01:14:21And the slow close

01:14:22Oh my god yeah

01:14:23No because

01:14:24You didn't jump up to shut it?

01:14:25No I did

01:14:26That's what I did

01:14:27I jumped up

01:14:28That's what I was doing

01:14:29The problem is

01:14:30I had no pants on

01:14:31If he had ever remained seated

01:14:32We probably would have been okay

01:14:33That's weird

01:14:34Yeah

01:14:35Yeah

01:14:36Oh my god

01:14:37Whatever

01:14:38Hockey locker room stuff

01:14:39I know right

01:14:40It's not

01:14:41I mean at the end of the day

01:14:42But

01:14:43But still

01:14:44I think I was traumatized

01:14:45Yeah you were

01:14:46You absolutely were

01:14:47And you would have been

01:14:48Yeah it was a traumatizing moment

01:14:50I just can't believe it happened

01:14:51After all these years

01:14:52Another thing I'm in therapy for

01:14:53Stuff would have been different

01:14:54Stuff would have been different

01:14:55Stuff would have been different

01:14:56Yeah it would have been

01:14:57The show would have been different

01:14:58If Lisa had walked in

01:14:59And any one of us naked

01:15:00Yeah

01:15:01It would have been a different day

01:15:02So luckily it was us

01:15:03Yes

01:15:04But it was still a really

01:15:05Really tragic moment

01:15:06From last year

01:15:07Well we've been

01:15:08We've been doing this show so long

01:15:09You might as well have seen it

01:15:11Yeah

01:15:12Well you describe it anyway

01:15:14Yeah

01:15:15There you go

01:15:16Yes indeed

01:15:17Man

01:15:18Happy little accidents

01:15:19But we knew it would happen

01:15:20Eventually

01:15:21I'm just amazed it took this long

01:15:22To actually happen

01:15:23Happened

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01:16:41It's Friday bitches

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