Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who had a terrible experience on a plane. A man was trying to make it to bathroom to throw up, but threw up on her. Then, hear stories from listeners and get caught up in puke talk.
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00:00all right this you know there's been a lot of people who've gone through bad times in the
00:08skies lately this is bad a delta passenger's travels took a turn for the worse after a fellow
00:14flyer projectile vomited on her you know what you know can you just i'm gonna punch it right
00:20in the tits i know my reaction will be get to the bathroom fast and furious it doesn't well i mean
00:28lately though this round of sickness we saw it with tracy morgan yeah it just hits you just you
00:36just puke right there courtside and honestly i don't believe that i saw a bag available in the
00:44seat you know how like a when you used to fly there'd be the magazine i don't think they have
00:48i don't like a budget yeah i think it just they crunched the numbers on the weight added to the
00:55planes and we're like nope the weight you know i think it's just weight it's how much it's how
01:00much they had to spend on i'm sure 99 of the time it was used for garbage not puke yes and i think
01:05they were like we can't just we can't keep doing that well this uh delta passenger said the puke
01:12was gross but the response by delta was worse laura junkin recounted the icky incident online
01:19she was traveling home from new york on a flight with her daughter she was sitting near a rear storage
01:24area the airplane was preparing for takeoff when a male passenger stood up and started walking
01:29towards the back of the plane he tried he tried a flight attendant asked the flyer to return to his
01:34seat i can't but the traveler refused to budge he just stood there and he kind of had a funny look
01:38on his face the crew member said back to your seat sir he looked to the ground to the side and then
01:44started to cover his mouth and then she said oh my god he's gonna puke yep that's when he projectile
01:50vomited all over her and the cabin gross he covered his mouth to catch it but it came out
01:58the sides and showered me down the right side of my body that would make me throw up oh i'd puke
02:02instantly so everyone would start throwing up yeah you're right it would start a chain reaction i would
02:06throw up if puke she said it wasn't just liquid it was chunks and debris oh bits of egg and stuff
02:13hitting me oh bits of egg bits of egg right now that got him oh man if i look down and i saw like a
02:23bit of like a half egg and a little bit of yolk that's it man i'm puking everywhere yeah all right
02:32jason we've lost jason are you all right man he doesn't like this stuff just once you start talking
02:36about it it's wild to be in a spot where you can't really do much about it like when when i went to
02:44disney with my kids and they both got it probably was a version of like norovirus back in the day
02:49before we knew what it was yeah and we're on the tram and like rowan gets a look on his face and i took
02:58his hat off and he puked into his hat he filled his whole hat up but like if he didn't have that it
03:05would have been everywhere we're on a different uh ride and stella does the same thing she puked
03:12into something this guy didn't have anything nope this woman said my pants started to get wet because
03:18it started to seep into my crotch and under my butt oh my god don't talk about my seeping crotch
03:23you should never talk about your seeping crotch she said there was a waterfall of puke just covering
03:31the whole area she was sitting in flight attendants alerted the pilot who turned the plane back to the
03:36terminal so medical crews could board and handle the situation unfortunately despite putting on masks
03:40and gloves the flight attendants she said were just missing in action one eventually did come over to
03:46her with a couple of uh wet wipes and some cocktail napkins but that didn't do much yeah thanks for
03:51that as a result she was left toweling her arm with her bare hands and trying not to puke herself
03:57i can't man i have arm hair dude my arm hair is like a brillo pack arm hair oh yeah breakfast
04:04sandwich it's too descriptive oh yeah it's so vivid like i can picture all of it just texted
04:10david you stop this right now david david gary stop this right now so uh when she got home she
04:19filed a complaint with delta after waiting a week she got a uh pretty much standard response
04:24and 120 bucks for her pukey troubles yeah man that is really um it's just really gross i the only
04:34thing worse to me would be like a diarrhea situation that that's like the only thing oh i but i think
04:41diarrhea won't get on you no i mean if it did oh yeah i mean if it did like the one the guy that went
04:47up the the the row and people were stepping in it i mean that's that's no good but does he get to
04:52just go back to his seat after all that and ride out the rest of his flight well to me i mean you're
04:57sick you got to get off well but i mean they won't right i don't think they will it didn't say they
05:03said they moved them to a different seat her and her daughter but it didn't say what happened to the
05:10guy the thing about the noro stuff is that you do the puke but then like you know the other one's
05:15coming you know because it's oh yeah you know pukey puke get to that bathroom yeah you you're going
05:21to be spending that whole time in there it's no good no that sucks that sucks you don't want
05:29other people's egg on you no i don't out of their mouths no i do not already chewed egg seeping under
05:37your butt nope egg puke must smell worse than almost any other puke someone said we just went
05:45to mexico last week for my daughter's senior spring break dude on the plane had a bag of hard-boiled
05:50eggs as a snack and he peeled and shared them all with his family plane you can't have hard-boiled
05:56eggs on a plane get out of here what's wrong with you you know like sometimes i think to myself like
06:06man all these lunatics trying to open the door yeah and got off the plane not that one i understand
06:12because i might have got up and tried to open the door that would turn you into a bag of eggs yeah
06:18yeah i get it i can't be near a bag of eggs i have nick's with us in boston hi nick
06:24hi yes you gotta stop saying the segment man i'm eating cereal and i had to stop because i'm
06:30puking myself yeah yeah we are that is what happens sorry man all the best to you lisa three
06:36way lisa three yeah i got sick enough to throw in a good old lisa three way yeah uh heather is in
06:43saint pete hi heather hi uh balls and penis penis hi i was a school bus driver and um i was almost to
06:53the middle school and i remember the kid's name it was will um he stood up trust a will no i said well
07:01you gotta sit down and the next thing he must have eaten at least 10 pancakes and he threw up
07:12so much hot warm pancake chunks down and it went down the middle of the aisle and the girls are
07:22screaming yeah and i at this point i pull up to the school and they start walking through the throw
07:29up and i'm like no no just climb over the seats climb over the seats do not walk through
07:35the pancakes yeah i mean that is uh it was awful it was awful yeah that could ruin pancakes for you
07:44right although okay i will say i'd rather have pancake chunks i was just gonna say most other i know but
07:51you could i'd rather this is so crazy what do you rather i'd rather you threw up and a chunk of
07:58pancake landed on my cheek rather than a bit of your eggs get on my arm like it's so much better
08:07pancake is so much better pancake to me is a very inoffensive puke food in fact i think i've seen
08:14my kids throw up after like eating some like eggos with like um some syrup on it or whatever and and
08:21i know this sounds disgusting but you can still smell it still smells like a pancake-y
08:29oh that is experience killing me right now this is awful don't have pancakes the message of the day
08:37i know pancakes are good but the thing is i'd rather be pancake puked on i don't want to be puked on at
08:44all i don't either it's not my thing oh thank god but i i don't want i'd rather pancake than egg
08:53yeah i'll take hot pancake chunks on me over hot yeah because i believe i have had to pick to clean
09:01up like an eggo puke and i was actually fairly shocked that it was almost like it must have been
09:10so soon after that i was like this is just it's almost like the plate of it which is disgusting
09:16very tyler is with us hey tyler how are you man hey what's going on not too much um so uh yesterday
09:25at the deftones concert i sat front row it was pretty sweet uh yesterday or last night the guy puked
09:33in his cup took a good half okay all right yeah the old deftones update someone had puked in their
09:40own beer and continued to drink it and that'll wrap it up the puke session yeah yep that's not great
09:51puke talk is over with puke talk puke talk on david chuck the freak it happens yeah that's bad
09:57that's bad but you're in that front row are you to drink a cup full of beer puke oh man i'm just
10:03i remember when we went to cancun as a young younger man my one buddy had an empty pint glass
10:14and he puked and filled it right to the rim it's literally puked it to exactly the top
10:20and then set it there and then like uh one of the waitresses came by and took it like are you done
10:26with these and we were like yep and just took it away like it was i cleaned have you seen it
10:31like in a beer well it's like a science experience i had to clean up so many people would just put
10:39them under the table you're like going to clean up you're like oh that is disgusting honestly like
10:44i could never if i did that i'd have to clean out my own mess i couldn't leave that for someone else
10:48to do yeah no usually when you've done it you're so beyond out of it yeah there's not you're not
10:54thinking you're not in your right mind so well that's enough of that yeah i'll do it i'll probably
11:00do it for puke chat for today yeah that's good appreciate all the input i'm sure we made a lot
11:06of people throw up yeah and we do apologize it's just the news man yeah it's the news we play the
11:11cards that are dealt with the stories that happen yep and today it was just a bad card that's it
11:17unfortunately
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