Dave & Chuck the Freak wanted to know the thing that you do that no one knows about. No hands finale, a diaper couple, a guy who holds in his poops, and more!
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00:00okay here's a question what is something that you do that you don't tell anyone else about
00:16i'm not telling you i understand we're asking you to tell us but you can be anonymous of course
00:21and you if you must you can ask for voice changing technology to let us know something that you do
00:28that you don't tell anyone else about uh some responses people have had to this question online
00:35i have no idea what i'm doing at work but i can never tell anyone that
00:42hey you know what it seems stressful that's why i feel like that's half the people that
00:52some places some people work with yep yeah that's true like if you don't think that there's a lot
00:57of people running around that have no idea until you make it they say yeah if you can talk a good
01:02game sometimes it's all bs we've had we've had some um yes you know yep uh there's some crazy stuff
01:12coming in of course crazy as you can imagine oh my god almighty oh my god almighty they're different
01:23than this real bad okay they're different than the list what do we got here dave i don't even
01:29understand some of them but okay i sometimes hands-free ejaculate yeah okay when taking a large poop
01:37okay chuck yeah good you don't understand well like so he's so aroused by that sensation yes that
01:46it just it just goes off it shoots him off hands-free hands-free hands-free is wild hands-free stuff is
01:53wild that's truly one of the most disturbing things i've ever heard thank you okay it's not great i
01:59understand why these guys were like you don't understand no just the whole what it is yeah what
02:04it is not like the joy of good grip okay yeah yeah i don't know if i believe all the people that are
02:11i don't know saying this stuff i don't know do you think a lot of men can hands-free finish i don't
02:17think a lot of men but i think that there are some guys that can yeah i don't know if that's good or
02:22bad i think that would make you incredibly sensitive then right i think some of the hands-free
02:27stuff that they're talking about is because they're being stimulated in another area
02:35yeah and um so they don't touch themselves there they allow the stuff to happen from the back and
02:41then so a poop that's a hell of one i gotta say
02:48okay listen to this wife and i wear diapers when we go drinking so we don't have to use dirty dive
02:55bar bathrooms that's so gross though that's a way grosser than the bathrooms you'd go into
03:00yep it has seen some gross bathrooms but i'm always like well thank god i didn't just pee on myself
03:04yeah but it gets worse okay that has led to a lot of bedroom fun too good god oh well yeah
03:11what yeah no no i mean diapers listen they are a couple that together put diapers on they are going to
03:19have diaper play time they're going to like if if anyone was dating lisa and they were like hey
03:26do you want to put diapers on and go to the bar like she'd be like i'm never talking to you again
03:31you're gone diaper people find each other sometimes but i thought it was about the convenience
03:39if i met a girl and she was like i want to do diaper time at the bar i'm like oh wow it's not going to work
03:44out yeah it's not going to work i mean i'll take almost anything but diaper time okay this is another
03:53weird poop one i hold my poo i just like the feeling of it to the point where i'll be standing
04:01around hoping my neighbors don't see me squirming god people just people have messed up brains yeah
04:09that's what it is you know like what he's supposed to do i hate that feeling oh my god it's the worst
04:14it gives me anxiety yeah i hate that feeling i always feel like i'm gonna poop my pants and he's like
04:21yes he's like i might put my pants that's the difference we're like oh my god i'm gonna pull my pants
04:27he's like i'm gonna pull my pants he gets the thrill from it
04:38are you okay chuck what chuck you you look uncomfortable yet also aroused
04:44i hope you don't notice because i noticed something are you do you need to use the bathroom
04:51or something oh yeah oh okay then let's go oh god go right ahead not yet
04:58stop him i'm almost hands-free finishing oh my god all right
05:08what an odd thing yeah well you know what you ask our listeners they're gonna tell you
05:13yeah yeah different from that list oh my god oh yeah yeah someone's like i sleep with my stuffed
05:18animals that seems so yeah my god are you getting wholesome i wish that seems wholesome next to poop
05:25holder in her yeah well let me tell you what i do i hold my poop in
05:35why i didn't think that was gonna no whoever would think that's a thing
05:39you gotta get that stuff out you're gonna he's gonna get an impact that way you're right yeah
05:45you're right andy what are those called like yeah the impact isn't that what it is
05:53digital what was that from the other day digital digital digital disimpactments
06:00get in there break it up this guy said my secret is when i met you guys in boston
06:04mm-hmm i had a butt plug in oh and i'm a man i think i know the guy
06:10he tried to kiss you yeah i think i know that guy
06:14be wild if it's a different guy wow you don't think about that you're shaking the hand
06:23of a man i do not think what's in anyone's ass when i shake their hand i do i don't sometimes i do
06:28what's in his ass look him in the eyes do you have a butt plug in next time we'll send everyone
06:38through a metal detector oh wow that'd be a big reveal get a silicone one you won't be able to
06:43oh that's true that's true come on yeah but we have a voider jason watson yeah
06:47let's go he loves to fly with one in i don't go anywhere without hi john how are you i'm doing
06:56good how about you doing okay what is something you do that you don't tell anyone about
07:05oh this goes back a few years uh my ex-wife i mean she was borderline psychotic and i was through
07:12she just got down right me like all right bitch i'll get even somehow some way she had this
07:21three foot stuffed very very plush teddy bear soft fur all nine yards and uh well
07:30i'm like all right i'm gonna my kinky level got kind of high that day oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
07:37yeah yeah yeah yeah no you did and uh i laid this teddy bear on the on its back no on the edge of the
07:43bed no i laid my junk on the bear's stomach sure and then i wrapped these real furry legs around my
07:50junk closed my eyes had some erotic thoughts the next thing i know i'm busting all over the bear
07:57needless to say i cleaned it up really quick before it tried and she was the psychotic one
08:02hey call it like you see it right she does she does you do too john had a good day
08:12seemed like a match made me yeah yeah teddy bear ball buster down wow wow yeah sure
08:20i bet uh i bet the bear was never the same nope poor bear oh man that's the fate of a lot of bears
08:28we're right and that it's facial expression changed probably slightly somehow yeah just sad yeah
08:34she was crazy for even having the bear and then he was crazy for finishing on the bed yeah yeah
08:41love it's just love sometimes you know uh this guy said i want to just clarify this was a one-time
08:47occurrence okay but one time my girlfriend was in the shower and i couldn't hold it anymore
08:53and i had to poop in the kitchen garbage can because i could not go in front of her you know
08:59what i mean in a way you're almost like a knight yeah it's like almost like one of the you're sparing
09:08her right i'll be honest if i'm in distress danger zone and i mean i don't want to have to have done it
09:16but i'm not gonna do it in the garbage can i'm i'm probably gonna make the choice and do it in the
09:21bathroom unfortunately and i'm gonna apologize the garbage can like the smell you have to run it
09:27out of the house run it out and it would smell oh it would smell so bad and isn't in the kitchen
09:34yeah she didn't know of course she knew you'd have to get rid of it immediately you'd have to he's like
09:39a failed knight in shining armor he is he is i guess good intentions yeah best intentions
09:45just mm-hmm i think disturbing i just think depending on the woman i guess that a woman would
09:52understand i'm running out of that shower oh my god i mean maybe that's it i'm like get out
09:58i'm like okay i'm out i'm out yeah i don't care what what you're not done in there get out don't go in
10:05the kitchen yeah oh my god just go somewhere down the road we didn't have time yeah no that's it
10:12like you gotta know you gotta time it yeah you gotta know you gotta really be in charge of that
10:17you gotta manage your own b-hole