Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about your worst morning ever after a guy accidentally sent screen shots of his junk to his entire emergency contact folder due to a Google Pixel setting.
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00:01Wait, who are you?
00:02I'm future Chuck. He's me before my five-hour energy shot.
00:07Wait, did you get it from the website? Because they have a buy more, save more deal in like 15 flavors to choose from.
00:12No, I just took this one from your stash.
00:14Damn it.
00:23Everyone has bad mornings,
00:25but it's difficult to have your worst morning within about a minute of waking up.
00:31I'm going to tell you what happened to this one guy,
00:34but if you've had one of the worst mornings ever, share it with us.
00:39I mean, accidentally stabbing your grandma to death or something.
00:42We don't want to hear about that, right?
00:44That's a pretty bad morning.
00:45That's bad.
00:46Wow, Jesus.
00:48Grandma?
00:51You stabbed grandma!
00:52Grandma!
00:53Oh, God!
00:54Oh, God!
00:55Oh, God!
00:56She's dying, dude!
00:57Oh, what have I done?
00:58Dude, ah!
01:00Oh, no!
01:01Okay, good example.
01:02Time seems to stab her!
01:04We get what you mean.
01:05Yeah, yeah.
01:06We get it.
01:07Come on!
01:08That's not your fault, man.
01:10Nothing heartbreaking, I mean.
01:12Nothing heartbreaking.
01:13What a bad morning!
01:16I made you some coffee.
01:18Oh, she's good.
01:19She's dying.
01:20There's some toast.
01:21Oh!
01:22Oh!
01:23I'm so sorry.
01:24Light.
01:25Yeah, that's horrible.
01:26Yeah, lighter.
01:27Lighter is what I'm going for, right?
01:28Lighter.
01:29Yeah.
01:30Nothing really dark-sided.
01:31Worst morning you've ever had.
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01:45So, this guy is going viral.
01:48I laughed so hard I can't breathe.
01:50Okay.
01:51Catch your breath.
01:52Catch your breath.
01:53Catch your breath.
01:54I just imagine tripping down the stairs with a large knife.
01:56Oh, ow!
01:57Ouch!
01:58Ow!
01:59What are you doing?
02:00I'm sorry!
02:01Within one minute of waking up.
02:02Oh my God!
02:03Just run down the stairs with a knife.
02:05And a...
02:06And a...
02:07Ow!
02:08Ow!
02:09Don't wake me up!
02:10I told you!
02:11Terrible morning!
02:12Oh, God!
02:13My neck!
02:14I'm bleeding!
02:15My heart!
02:16So sorry!
02:17Oh, you really got me.
02:20I'm gonna die.
02:21So, this guy is going viral for how his morning went from bad to horrific in 60 seconds.
02:26He had a really late night, but he needed to get up early.
02:29So, he was exhausted when his alarm went off at 8am.
02:32Okay.
02:33He fumbled with his phone trying to snooze the alarm, but in the process,
02:40he hit the power button five times, which set off an emergency SOS call on his Google
02:46Pixel.
02:47Oh, no.
02:48So, his usual alarm turned into a blaring siren.
02:51Oh, yeah.
02:52And then the notification came on calling 911.
02:55Yep.
02:56And then sending location to emergency contacts came on.
03:00Oh, God.
03:01That's horrible.
03:02So, he said, I'm thinking, oh my God, emergency services are gonna come.
03:06All my friends will be contacted.
03:08I'll be terrified of what happened.
03:10He quickly was able to cancel everything, but then started getting texts from his friends.
03:18Oh, yeah.
03:19They all said, dude, what did you send us?
03:24He had sent them photos and video from his bed by mistake in his panic.
03:34Jesus Christ.
03:35How could he work all that so quickly in a sense?
03:37The Google Pixel, apparently.
03:38So, yes.
03:39This is all the Google Pixel.
03:40Listen, this is gonna be bad news for the Google Pixel.
03:42Don't buy one of those.
03:43Yeah.
03:44There's a feature on the Google Pixel that sends images when an emergency is triggered.
03:49So, they can kind of gather the scene, maybe.
03:52Right.
03:53Okay.
03:54His.
03:55So, it's just me jerking off?
03:56His.
03:57Chuck.
03:58No.
03:59Well, it's you waking up.
04:00Oh.
04:01Oh.
04:02Jesus.
04:03Put your clothes on, Jason.
04:04That sends you that?
04:05That sends all your friends that?
04:06In the context?
04:07Whatever the phone is seeing during your emergency, and it saw his.
04:10See why you don't sleep nude, Jason.
04:14I don't anymore.
04:15I don't.
04:16I'm safe.
04:17Oh, okay.
04:18Good.
04:19Oh, Lisa.
04:20Oh, no.
04:21Lisa, no.
04:22You disabled that feature immediately.
04:23Lisa.
04:24Erase the photos that just came through.
04:27It was an emergency.
04:29So, the problem was, he was sleeping naked.
04:31So, 12 emergency contacts were all sent nude images of him, including his junk.
04:36Holy cow.
04:38He realizes this can never happen again.
04:40He's changed all the SOS settings on his phone.
04:43I also don't.
04:44He needs to get an iPhone.
04:45Yeah, man.
04:46I also don't buy it.
04:47You think he.
04:48You don't buy it?
04:49He didn't send his loved ones.
04:50Come on.
04:51You don't send your loved ones.
04:52If it was only his friends.
04:53He included an edited version of the video where he edits out his Schwantz, but this is
04:58the video that was sent to everyone.
04:59So, this is him feverishly trying to cancel everything.
05:01Yes, he's trying to cancel all the emergency contact and everything.
05:04You really sleep spread.
05:06Yeah, I mean, just the way he was laying, I don't know.
05:09I mean, he can't really see anything.
05:11Not yet.
05:12No, he edited his wiener out of this video before sharing it.
05:15Oh, okay.
05:16That's insane.
05:17That's a good look.
05:18That's not great.
05:19That's not great.
05:20I just don't see it like that way.
05:22Yeah, it's not great.
05:23Yeah, I can't even imagine what I look like nude laying down.
05:28Okay, all right.
05:29Like some kind of sperm whale.
05:30Please don't make us think about that.
05:32The hairy sperm whale.
05:33Come on, stop it.
05:34It's all terrible.
05:35That's enough.
05:36You know that.
05:37Yeah, I know.
05:38Okay, both of you.
05:39If you want to see the pictures, you can check them out at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
05:43We put a link to the story up there.
05:45That's crazy.
05:46But you see right off the top, you see where it says he shared this video, right?
05:50Yeah.
05:51Someone sent it back to him.
05:54Google Pixel shared.
05:55Look, it says Personalsafety.Google.com.
05:58That's too weird.
05:59You have to turn that feature off.
06:00I'm never messing with that pixel.
06:02That thing sounds crazy, dude.
06:03I'm scared of the pixel.
06:04I'm scared of the pixel.
06:05Yeah.
06:06I'm like, holy smokes.
06:07Damn it, dude.
06:08You know how many times I frantically had to turn off my alarm, but luckily I was just
06:10like, okay, you just hit stop.
06:11Very cool.
06:12Yeah, that's it.
06:13That's it.
06:14Knocked out a picture of my guy.
06:1512 contacts, dudes.
06:17Emergent 911.
06:18No, no.
06:19Oh, my God.
06:20My God.
06:21Just hit the red button on the iPhone.
06:23Do not get the pixel.
06:25No, it's too hard, obviously, to show stuff off.
06:28That is hard.
06:29And who has 12 emergency contacts?
06:31What kind of emergency is this man going to have?
06:33Okay, so I don't know how many people are contacted, but there is someone in my life who every
06:40once in a while they get after it and then they ride a bike because of previous choices
06:48and they fall on this bike from time to time.
06:52And the trigger of the iPhone that it like is like, oh, my God, someone has been in a terrible
07:00phone call.
07:01And then it sends out.
07:03Oh, it sends out.
07:04Yeah.
07:05And so the Apple watch will do that, too.
07:06I feel like.
07:07Does it pick your contacts or do you have them?
07:10I think you must have them set.
07:13You must have them set.
07:14I just have like they'll call my dad if they have to identify the body.
07:18You know what I mean?
07:19Right.
07:20The emergency.
07:21Yeah.
07:22Yeah.
07:23So all of these phones can do it.
07:25I just don't know how you have 12 people.
07:28I just have my wife and kids.
07:29You know?
07:30Yeah.
07:31So with them to see.
07:32Yeah.
07:33That's all you usually need.
07:34Yeah.
07:35Yeah.
07:36So if you take a bad fall kayaking or something like that, they would get a nice heads up.
07:40Yeah.
07:41Hopefully this happens to any of us.
07:43Yeah.
07:44Someone said I literally did this exact same thing twice, actually, then turned it off
07:48on the pixel.
07:49Turn it off.
07:50One of the times my hands were full running through target.
07:53And my mom got very blurry photos and a brief sound clip and text with my location running.
08:00She was terrified.
08:01She called me three times freaking out because right here.
08:04She was running to the checkout line, but it was blurry.
08:06So it looks like she's running for life.
08:08I've definitely accidentally called Lenny from target.
08:11You know, it's in the pocket and it's like, he's like, what's, what's wrong?
08:14What's happening?
08:15I'm like, ah, just shopping.
08:16Couldn't find what I was looking for.
08:19So yeah, apparently it's easy to do on this phone.
08:22So they got to turn that off.
08:24That's crazy.
08:25That's crazy feature.
08:26Does it go live or just shows like a video of what's currently happening and sends
08:31that out.
08:32Make sure that you're okay.
08:33It looks like a 30 second video of whatever's going on while you've placed that emergency
08:37call.
08:38The idea is interesting.
08:39Cause if something was really going down and I hit emergency, you know, and someone
08:44was attacking me, maybe.
08:46Interesting.
08:47Yeah.
08:48I mean, I'm not doing that.
08:49You'll never catch me in that pose.
08:51Well, thank F.
08:52Yeah.
08:53I don't know.
08:54I mean, I'm sending it to you tonight.
08:55No, you're not.
08:56You're not.
08:59You got.
09:01Yeah.
09:02You, but I am.
09:03Yay.
09:04Yeah.
09:05Okay.
09:06Bye.
09:08Bye.
09:09Bye.
09:10Bye.
09:11Bye.
09:13Bye.