Dave & Chuck the Freak talk to listeners who use the syntribation masturbation technique and hear about the odd ways they pleasure themselves.
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00:00speaking of touching yourself is anyone listening to this show into
00:14centrobation there's a chance i am because i don't know what you're talking about
00:19centrobation i'm hoping i'm not if you are you may not even know what it is so let me explain
00:26it to you first but you can reach out to us if you can um these are people who climax
00:33by crossing their legs and putting pressure on their clitoris or vulva i i am into this
00:44uh i can't do it i cannot do it myself it's usually done hands-free
00:51and can be done clothed or naked alone or discreetly in public honestly i think we've
01:01talked about something else either while driving or something and uh callers have called in and
01:07basically said that they just do this we talked about different like roller coasters right yeah
01:12yeah through the years there's been things like that yeah so one we're looking for people that
01:16are into centrobation who just cross their legs put pressure on their bits and that causes them
01:21to climax or two what's the odd way you pleasure yourself that we may not have heard of dave would
01:25like to know yeah dave's always wanting to know these new ways to do it um i think you're lucky
01:32honestly i think you're lucky what's the odd way you pleasure yourself dave needs to know um
01:38tell dave how you masturbate tell us as a show guys the rest of us don't care but you just go in
01:45yeah yeah yeah how you pleasure yourself yeah in an odd way in an odd way in an only odd way
01:51yes yes um but i think you're lucky i do i think you're kind if you can just cross your legs and go
01:57off oh my god that's nice i wish i could just do that you guys would be like why are your legs
02:05crossed again give me a minute give me a minute putting pressure on over there
02:12clothed kicking my leg out a bit yep that is odd it's very i've never heard of centrobation though
02:20no just i never knew it was called pressure on it again those are the ladies you speak of that are
02:25so highly sensitive i guess right i've seen listen i've seen a lot of porn right and uh i've seen porn
02:31where people will uh get up onto a like a countertop with just that area almost balancing themselves on a
02:42countertop legs out and so their bits are the only thing that are holding them up and they finish like
02:50that yeah they have videos of it if you search porn you'll see it's just but is it real are they
02:57that's the thing you know with some of the porn you can't trust that tonight just cross my legs
03:01go oh a lot of acting right i hope you do
03:03i hope you do
03:04i'm just saying what was it
03:07but couldn't you just fake it
03:10i'm not doing it again
03:11yeah pervert
03:12that's the weird way dave master
03:15yeah
03:15yeah there's women that said they had no idea that anyone else
03:20had this happen to them
03:22they've realized that they could do it that way they got a little group
03:28yeah they got that's nice i didn't know i didn't know i could reach out to some of the groups that
03:32i'm uh should i don't even want to know what yeah hey don't tell us anything about the groups
03:38you're in the foamer group yeah lefties lefties yeah um this guy said my wife has had an orgasm
03:46while trying to hold back poop
03:48jeez god almighty
03:50damn almighty god
03:54are you okay honey
03:57we're almost at the we're almost
04:00at the coffee place
04:02i gotta hit the john
04:04no okay quickly i'm driving as fast as i can
04:07hurry
04:07i'm driving let's go
04:09here we are
04:10oh it feels great
04:11are you okay
04:12everything okay
04:13oh it is bliss
04:17good lord
04:18just another day on the show here
04:20yeah it is nice
04:21something new every time
04:23yeah
04:24really
04:25oh i'm glad that doesn't happen to anyone on this show though
04:28wow i'd be going off all the time
04:30constantly struggling
04:33goodness jack
04:36be thankful
04:36oh is that big
04:37oh oh no
04:39oh no
04:41whoa
04:42oh keeps going back getting more
04:44yeah
04:44shoot me up
04:45we're asking for any ladies who are in disinformation to call us which means all you do is cross your legs and put pressure on your bits and that makes you climax so if you're into that let us know or what's the odd way you pleasure yourself
05:00it's the odd way you pleasure yourself
05:04lisa desperately wants you to reach out
05:06no
05:06lisa wants to know
05:09lisa wants to know
05:09lisa does send me a note of the week
05:11guys
05:11please talk about this
05:121-855-954-6969
05:16lisa you pervert
05:17yeah
05:184
05:196969
05:20um okay another lady had texted in said um i used to do this when i was younger but i never knew the word for it
05:27sadly as i got older it didn't work anymore
05:32yeah i mean you know
05:35my legs i'm rubbing them together
05:37yeah
05:37work
05:38nothing
05:39it's like trying to start a campfire
05:41it's crazy
05:41it's like each one of them is just filled with only a certain kind of magic
05:44a certain amount of magic
05:46that's it
05:46you only get a certain number
05:47and it runs out
05:48that's it
05:49and here's an odd one
05:50i'm a dude
05:51and i've actually gotten off that way for the last 20 years
05:55what crossing his legs
05:56yeah
05:57putting pressure on his bits
05:58oh god
05:59gross bro
06:00my favorite response
06:04gross bro
06:06yeah i mean i wonder what he's doing
06:08is he uh
06:09you'd have to have some friction
06:10probably that or well maybe just
06:13a grasshopper
06:14maybe he just likes the the pain of it
06:16there's a lot of pain stuff that'll
06:19you know
06:20he's no fun to sit next to on the side
06:22no he's not
06:23no
06:23he's got a big smile on his face
06:25he loves the subway
06:27got it
06:28um
06:28this lady says
06:30i get off on rubbing my b-hole
06:32instead of my front
06:35bit
06:36me
06:37my lady
06:38that'd be cool
06:39what a shocking twist
06:43like a genie lamp
06:44you just give it up
06:45yeah give it up
06:45some wires are crossed right
06:48i think she just likes it back there
06:49she does it like this
06:50you know how you can like
06:51rub your finger around the edge of a glass
06:53and it'll make that music
06:54oh can you hear the sounds
07:02oh she's discovered something
07:04thanks jill jill's at it again
07:06jill we can hear you in there
07:11shut up
07:12yep
07:12she's about to finish
07:14let jill work
07:15jill does this every day
07:17i mean hey a lot of people like that area
07:19it's popular
07:20it's a popular spot
07:22really taking off
07:24yep
07:24um 29 year old woman said
07:26i can only owe with my legs straight
07:28oh i think that's you
07:30that's uh
07:31i can never owe during sex
07:33it's kind of a normal thing
07:34we'll just give them
07:35straighten them out
07:36yeah
07:38how straight does their legs need to be
07:39probably like the full-on pointed toes
07:43and out
07:43so get the legs up
07:45yeah
07:46back legs up
07:47keep them straight
07:47because they're straight
07:49sexual tips with jason
07:50come on
07:52hey you can straight legs
07:53figure it out
07:54yeah
07:54yoga master
07:55i think though that it's like
07:57not so much even
07:59like i almost think it's like
08:00a full plank
08:01she probably has to do
08:02plank
08:04where like your
08:05your whole body is straight
08:07like straight
08:08instead of like
08:09flexing legs straight up
08:11uh
08:12someone said
08:13i realized when i float in the pool
08:15on my back
08:15that's squeezing my legs together
08:17with water covering my ears and eyes
08:20gets me off
08:21huh
08:23listen man
08:24i don't
08:25i hope it's a lady
08:26stop
08:26i hope it's a lady
08:27no that's a guy
08:28sure
08:29how do you need so many things
08:31that's a lot
08:31that is
08:32i gotta float
08:33i gotta cover my eyes
08:34you ever think you're doing that
08:35when you're in that
08:36like weird sensory
08:37uh deprivation tank
08:39oh i haven't done that in a while
08:40but it did get super hard
08:42in that thing
08:42oh my dear god almighty
08:44oh
08:45there's a revelation
08:46thank you for sharing
08:49oh
08:50he's staring it out
08:51he's staring it out
08:53thank you jason
08:54thank you jason
08:55thank you
08:55that was amazing
08:56oh
08:57i
08:57i'm gonna have to buy you something
08:59yeah
09:01wow
09:01you thought lisa would be thanking you
09:03for your
09:03well it's over
09:04it's over
09:05he's purple
09:05he's wearing purple
09:06he ended this
09:08we don't have to hear any more stories
09:10i've told you that before
09:11you must have forgotten
09:12we forgot
09:12we blocked it out
09:13yeah we blocked it
09:14i erased my mind
09:15yeah
09:16everything's new to us
09:17sorry
09:18yeah
09:18learning about other people's erections
09:20my apologies
09:21co-workers erections
09:22it's fine
09:22not great
09:24no
09:25no
09:25no
09:25my bad
09:26no it's perfect
09:28thank you
09:29one more
09:30mike's in florida
09:31hello mike
09:32how are you man
09:32hey
09:33good guys
09:34how you doing this morning
09:35good talking about
09:36odd way people pleasure themselves
09:37yeah well
09:39this is kind of weird
09:40but um
09:40i dated a girl out of royal oak
09:42when i lived in michigan
09:42and um
09:43i lived
09:44i rented a little crib in ferndale
09:46and she'd come over
09:46and we'd have a few drinks
09:47watch the tv
09:48all i'd have to do
09:50is reach over
09:50and touch that love button
09:52i swear to god
09:52she soaked everything
09:54no question
09:56no conversation
09:57just one finger
09:59i'm gonna swear
10:00one finger
10:00get him off the
10:01that's my favorite one
10:06that's my favorite one
10:08that's my favorite one
10:10the one that almost made me
10:11i almost
10:13when he talked about
10:15how moist she got
10:16lisa had a visceral reaction to it
10:18because he just kept going
10:19with the story
10:20he was so happy
10:21all i had to do
10:24was touch her love button
10:26and mc
10:27so
10:29shot off like a
10:31las vegas phone
10:35oh god
10:36it's the bellagio
10:37yeah
10:38i called her vagina
10:41the bellagio
10:42that's for you lisa
10:45my goodness
10:47i was ordered to hang up on the man
10:49oh yeah
10:49because what else did he say
10:51where else was it gonna go
10:52it just kept going
10:53it was bad
10:55where else was it gonna go
10:56shoot
10:59shoot
11:00okay are you satisfied
11:02with the responses
11:03yeah i'm satisfied lisa
11:04totally satisfied
11:05it's just all for my sexual kink
11:08yep
11:08dave's gonna try all these out
11:10that's it
11:11i'm going home to do a headstand
11:12yep
11:13oh
11:13that guy ruined his couch
11:15he did
11:16yeah he did
11:16flooded
11:17yeah
11:17flooded the place
11:18our pervert of the day
11:20is on the way lisa
11:22okay there's some more
11:23okay
11:23okay