Dave & Chuck the Freak ask female listeners to call-in and share the craziest sexual fantasies they have but haven't been able to fulfill.
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00:00okay here's a question for you ladies what is your sexual fantasy you haven't been able to
00:14fulfill yet well at the start of the show this morning we had what was her name
00:18yeah and her sexual fantasy she hasn't been able to fulfill yet is performing fellatio on chuck
00:26and i yeah and then smothering dave with her double f's yeah smothering dave i think is the priority
00:31there yeah yvonne probably passed out by now oh yeah she won't be able to call in with her
00:38she'll be up for the night and catch us yeah she's done for the day yeah i'll call them tomorrow night
00:48that's her night right yeah that was her night that's her night oh well iban thanks for listening
00:56yeah uh this woman says i wish i could be in a london bridge have every hole filled
01:02is that the london bridge i know the eiffel tower yeah of towers when the dudes high-five each other
01:09so what's the london bridge probably just not high-fiving you're not that close to bros oh okay
01:14you know uh two girls are being done doggy style facing each other and making out while two lucky
01:20men high-five over them oh wow oh so that's much more complicated each other's heads it's tougher to
01:26reach it's tougher to reach i'd almost need another man to be in between to make it look like i could
01:34be that man yeah okay like another man in the room yeah you gotta have three guys uh let's head to
01:40the david check lines what is your sexual fantasy you have not been able to fulfill
01:45oh let's see now how about smothering david stuff with my boobs
01:52yvonne how about that
01:56yvonne is wide awake
01:59you're super wide awake
02:01i thought it was someone pretending to be
02:03yvonne is wide awake
02:08all day
02:09all right
02:11you listen to the whole show
02:13um yvonne so that's your number one sexual fantasy you've never been able to fulfill
02:26smothering us with your boobs
02:28i'm coming to see you guys and i'm gonna do it
02:31i'm gonna die there i'm gonna see you
02:36i'm gonna die there i'm gonna see you
02:36no
02:41i'm coming to see you
02:42i can't wait
02:44i cannot wait
02:46no
02:46bring them on
02:48no
02:49bring those puppies on
02:51i have to
02:52push back the date of that
02:53yeah
02:54come on yvonne
02:56all right
02:57yvonne
02:58smother us
02:59on and popping
03:00i don't
03:00smother us
03:01on and popping
03:03yeah she's on and popping
03:05it's on and popping
03:06yeah
03:07okay
03:07all right yvonne
03:08all the best
03:09dave can't wait to meet you
03:11oh my god
03:11yeah
03:12yep
03:13yep
03:14talk soon
03:16talk soon
03:16talk soon
03:17talk soon
03:18in person
03:19you summoned her lisa
03:20yep
03:20well
03:21yep
03:22i'm sorry but here i am
03:25oh my god
03:27the look in dave's eyes on that day
03:29i will be so excited
03:31i mean i understand i'll be smothered
03:33yeah
03:34but it might be worth it
03:36um this lady says the sexual fantasy i've not been able to fulfill
03:39pegging my man
03:41whoo there's another one you don't want to find out about
03:44most men would not want you to fulfill that
03:46no
03:47no
03:47right
03:48no
03:48thank you boys
03:49no
03:51no
03:52no
03:53no i mean
03:55the backup i expected
03:57just making sure
03:58to me though
04:00absolutely not
04:01not our thing
04:03i can almost imagine
04:09in a torture scene
04:10like i'm being tortured
04:11they put something inside
04:13and it's like
04:14oh no
04:15but
04:16then if
04:17the whole idea
04:19of someone is going to like
04:20take out their aggression on it
04:21right
04:21go to
04:22oh my god
04:23yes
04:24that's just
04:24my god
04:25it's like the green mile
04:27that tragic
04:30it's that tragic
04:31in my head
04:31it's that
04:32that much of a tragedy
04:33exactly
04:34i tried to save dave
04:35i tried to take his pain away
04:40i couldn't fix him
04:47yeah
04:53uh 51 year old guy from tampa said you should preach the benefits about avoiding prostate cancer from peggy
04:59what does that mean
05:01um i guess the manipulation back there uh would loosen make sure that you don't have prostate
05:08issues
05:10probably help strengthen your prostate or make it strong to wear it can fight cancer off
05:14yeah
05:14i don't know if it can fight cancer off
05:15calm down there
05:17i don't know if it's fine down there dr james
05:19yeah dr james
05:20calm down
05:21i love dr james
05:22dr james
05:22for peggy
05:23you want to turn your prostate into a super real cancer fighter
05:26that's not them guys think they can fight cancer with a butt roll
05:29i think it's uh just the release of the prostate is i think they have said
05:36the more you release the less likely
05:39talking about the sexual fantasies that women have been unable to fulfill so far
05:43what's yours anonymous
05:44hi my voice changing
05:47yes you are
05:48i hope
05:48have you guys ever heard of like
05:51it's kind of like a glory hole in a way but like for women
05:54so like my bottom half
05:57is out of the area
05:59yeah
06:00yeah and top half is covered so they don't know who it is
06:05kind of a situation
06:07and now do you just want women to be back there or you want all bets are off
06:14by back there do you mean like where my legs are
06:18yes
06:18down there
06:19down there
06:20yeah down there
06:21honestly i'd be okay with either
06:23okay and would you want a lick or a stuffing
06:28just whatever
06:28uh it could be kind of whatever
06:31okay
06:32i'd take both
06:33there's a whole uh thing of porn of this from like some other country
06:38yeah
06:38it's like so yeah okay so she's seen it she knows
06:40yes
06:41yeah where these guys go
06:42these guys go and pay money and
06:45the check glory hole
06:46it is a yeah that's it that's that's what it is
06:50i think it's also known as mad glory hole
06:52oh okay yeah
06:53not that you've seen it
06:54not that you've seen it more than once or twice
06:56yeah what is it called uh check it's the check what is it check mad glory mad glory
07:02home
07:03possibly yeah
07:04but there's like that there's also a check it is it is a check glory hole
07:07maybe you said too much
07:08yeah okay yes
07:10don't give yourself away okay um
07:12well great thanks for the recommendation
07:13it pops out there he's going to be on my porn site
07:15okay
07:15basically
07:16basically
07:16glory hole
07:17maybe fantasies are crazy
07:19i know right
07:20i didn't expect that one
07:21dude fantasies are like two chicks at the same time man
07:23yeah
07:23two chicks at the same time
07:25two chicks at the same time
07:26down there
07:27crazy
07:29that's it
07:30that's it
07:30that's all
07:30uh lesbian here
07:32she says i would love my girl to eat meat
07:36no
07:36in a movie theater
07:38whoa
07:38would you go down on me in
07:40no don't do that
07:41not theater
07:41no
07:42no
07:42no don't do that
07:45only if you talk to me like that all night
07:47was that awkward Lisa
07:47yes
07:48Lisa went
07:49mm
07:50yeah
07:50that's more set
07:51yeah that's her
07:52that's her response to Alanis all the time
07:54oh
07:54god Dave
07:56oh
07:56yes
07:57a 1994 hit
07:59does that not just pop into your head
08:03no
08:03no
08:04not theater
08:05no
08:06did not pop into my head
08:07oh
08:07oh
08:08god
08:09oh
08:11oh
08:13no
08:17like a really excellent mother
08:20no
08:21no
08:22no
08:23don't try and find it
08:26don't try and find it
08:28you're never gonna find it in time
08:30you're just trying to do
08:32you're just
08:32yeah
08:33yeah
08:33yeah
08:34no
08:35hmm
08:35give me a take
08:37oh my god
08:40i want to end my life
08:42my best
08:46i thought he was looking for notes for the show
08:48yeah
08:49i know the version of me
08:51if she presented like me
08:54would she go down on you in
08:56our theater
08:57thank you Davey
08:59my god
09:01Davey Morissette
09:02oh
09:03yep
09:03anywho
09:05that song always hit Dave
09:06she was Canadian
09:09i think Dave's got a
09:10movie theater fantasy
09:12he wants to go down on a guy in the movie theater
09:14someone died upon you
09:16one of the movies with Yvonne later
09:18oh wow
09:20smothered in a theater
09:22yeah
09:23alright Dave
09:24my popcorn is not the only thing I like smothered
09:27your dreams are about to come true
09:30um
09:30I'm going to go down on a guy in the movie theater
09:34yeah
09:35yeah
09:36yeah
09:36yeah
09:36yeah
09:37yeah
09:37yeah
09:37yeah
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