Dave & Chuck the Freak were in Boston over the weekend for an event and guy tried to open mouth kiss Chuck during the Meet and Greet.
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00:00so when do we plan on talking about the event are we talking are we planning on talking about
00:09what happened there what happened what do you mean like what do you mean what happened there
00:12with chuck with chuck oh my god i completely forgot i'm dropping the ball thanks by the way
00:21thanks for bringing it up he forgot to bring it up you don't have to i totally forgot i know
00:26that's fine i don't care was almost molested by a man well what he was not molested no he almost
00:32kissed molested would be better to me kissing a man molestation almost kissed me right on the mouth
00:38it was so close it was as close i felt like so many girls i felt like so many girls have felt now you
00:47know when a guy that they're not interested in goes in goes in for it oh and i as a guy
00:54it rarely happens because you'll even sometimes you'll even kiss the gross ones um but but not in
01:04this case there's video there's video on social media uh well more like the after effects of lisa
01:10if you see lisa and i look like we're dying because we're laughing so hard when you laugh so hard and
01:15you have to you bend over like yeah i couldn't i was gonna pass out i got lightheaded tears coming
01:20down my it was we couldn't take photos for probably a couple minutes three four minutes yeah because
01:26we were laughing so hard get it together it was grab both sides of your head or something and pull
01:32you in okay it was a it was a he did have me let before john tells you what happened with him
01:39i don't know if i played a part in this because you definitely this same man you guys all went to the
01:45bathroom this same man approached me and it was so loud i couldn't really hear him and he said
01:51something about chuck yep and i was like yeah man awesome i just said yes so he asked if he did he
01:59ask if he probably asked if i was straight i don't know what he said you may have that yeah and james
02:05oh yes yeah he would love to kiss you that would be payback for all the crap he's done to me through
02:11the years but i never did that oh my god he just said something like i thought he was like where is
02:17chuck coming or something and i'm like yeah man don't worry yeah and then i just went about but it was
02:22that same guy that guy was in the front he was in the front row the whole show and he was making
02:27comments and he was taking video and and we were talking about some like swinging stuff and all sorts of
02:33things oh yeah what did he say and he screamed something else he's probably listening when i was
02:39saying that i was into soft swap which i don't know if people know this i say things that like
02:44just to make it because it's like funny right it's a joke i'm like whatever the funniest thing you can
02:50say is in my brain that's what comes out and if it's like i have sex with 25 guys uh that it might
02:57that might not be what i do some people don't get jokes right exactly this guy was not a jokey joke
03:05guy kind of guy he was serious he thought it was serious he was serious now he was deep in the line
03:11too he was like andy level back in the line yeah he was you know if this was a plane he was in an
03:17a yeah yeah yeah so we are everything's going off without a hitch everything's totally fine it's
03:22shaking everybody's hand telling him how much we appreciate them uh for even showing up for us
03:28and um then it's his turn and now you have to remember that he's been saying stuff the whole
03:36time so i'm already like a little bit like uh this guy's a wild card right a little bit of a wild card
03:43maybe over served i don't know what's happened so he comes up and i shake his hand he whole he grabs my
03:50hand and holds it in like a ben harper style way where he won't let it go okay now
04:01when someone when a man holds you like that for longer than you expect
04:07your spidey sense goes off yeah goes off yeah and i'm standing next to you here's the other thing
04:14that's happened like five or six different times people like wanna hug us yes okay right people
04:22wanna hug us yeah i get the impression okay we're gonna do the shake little hug man hug one arm around
04:32and thanks for coming as i am prepping for that moment his mouth starts to open
04:41his mouth
04:49slowly begins
04:52can you illustrate how you know it looked to you he was quite a bit bigger than me yes
04:58it
05:09it looked bad i don't just how did it look as he was approaching you like a man who is in the desert
05:17longing for water oh my god i am his drink yeah
05:20he was parched and only my tongue could soothe his pain
05:31so his mouth begins to open and his eyes start to close and i am like oh
05:39and i'm already you have to stand i'm already in motion for the hug so it could appear
05:49that you were ready and do it and then when i saw the mouth i realized no i had to do the
05:56and there's video of that yeah there is somewhere there is somewhere it's unfortunately shot at an angle
06:01that makes it almost hard to see what was really going on but lisa's getting an eye full
06:07yeah of this of this whole thing and i i almost had to intervene like i was like no no no yes
06:14this is his mouth his mouth is the mic i came this close
06:19no okay that's the part i saw as you were turning away that's when it caught my attention
06:24because i had to turn oh my god i had to turn it was like i could feel his breath oh oh my god
06:31and i turned and i did he end up kissing you on the cheek no no no no no no i fully i fully i i
06:37almost like knocked lisa right over i like listen it was but i had to go in like no no yes lisa's
06:44like no no he's not gay he just seems gay in every way he's just like he's not gay at all he's so
06:50and he was like oh i thought you were into guys yeah he's i heard him say that dave said you're
06:56into guys he didn't say dave said don't lie he said you're into guys and i'm like uh no not right
07:02now and lisa's like no oh my god no he's not but she can't really help because she's now laughing
07:12she can't believe what's just happened and she's started to break down she is breaking down and i am
07:19still needing help because he's not he oh he didn't well he did eventually he he did but he
07:26was like oh i i thought i'm like no no i say stop okay but even if he thought to do that you were into
07:34guys he you just don't just kiss people as you're meeting them that's not how you do it you don't
07:40just it is not how you do it it is not how you do it but it was how he was going to do it and uh
07:46the look that you gave me though before i went down in laughter the look that you gave me was
07:52just your eyes you're like shocked you're like oh i'm not no i'm not trying no and you're like
07:57looking at me i'm like i know no you're not i know i had to my look was trying to convince you
08:04that i'm straight you're like i know i've worked with you for a long time yes you're straight
08:10straight as an arrow i can't talk right now i'm gonna just pull over here i have never seen lisa
08:15laugh that i have my life i honestly honestly i've never she almost collapsed to the ground
08:21it's so funny that is true you didn't laugh right away you tried to defend my straight
08:27on i just defend your straight honor and then i went over to dave i was like dave what just happened
08:32yes because it was there was kind of like a not a kerfuffle but it was like a something yeah it was
08:37like a ruckus i didn't know what it was i thought i didn't i saw you back away from the guy i'm like
08:42what just happened over there yeah well he tried to plant one open mouth that's wild
08:48i said dave this has never happened before no one's ever tried to kiss chuck before no
08:54no this is the first because we've been doing this for so long i know
08:59it's the last time
09:03okay i think the story gets even crazier okay let's listen a listener who was there is joining
09:08us on the dave and chuck okay ash you were there with us friday night i was hi penis balls you know
09:17the guy we're talking about oh my god i don't know him but he was i was also in like the front row
09:24and um so i have a little bit of a story um this guy he kind of stepped up to the corner a bit towards
09:31the end and um he reached his hand into his pants and adjusted himself but like for a little too long
09:38and gave it from what my boyfriend had said was two good puns um and then he was getting it hey
09:44he walked up to you and he gave you the handshake right after he touched himself oh god when was
09:50this this happened i think maybe you guys had all went to the bathroom you all came off the stage
09:55so that's when i was talking to him yes he just jerked off no my god yes i didn't shake his hand
10:02i didn't know you wouldn't because i didn't have an opportunity to no because he was too busy trying
10:06to make out with you oh no no no no this is this is the pre this is pre right you guys in the
10:12bathroom me when i just said i talked to him right right yeah but he came in the line though and shook
10:17you know met all of us oh yeah no we all like i definitely touched this is why we have hand sanitizer
10:22so don't get offended when you see it because sometimes there's dick hands yep so when he when
10:28dave when you're saying when dave had the when dave told him that chuck was into guys yes he just
10:36masturbated and then he was definitely enjoying it oh my god you should have told security watched
10:43everyone shake dave's hand he that's why he was close to the end because he actually stood facing
10:49the meet and greet and was watching everyone shake your hand that's why i asked for hugs
10:54because i was like oh my god i'm not touching everyone's hands i'm sorry guys but why didn't
10:57you tell us what is she supposed to say it's not on earth listen lisa if you don't think it's dick
11:07hands if you guys don't think we touched like 15 dicks that day probably more than that yeah we
11:15definitely touched a lot of penises that night i think that i'm off base by the way i think she's
11:26saying that he masturbated before the meet and greet right then and there but so that would have been
11:31me masturbate probably fired it up yeah a couple good tugs yeah i did the same thing for everybody
11:39just in case everyone wants to know you also touched mine okay all right by the way uh so i
11:44already know this story because ashley emailed us three times about it oh wow uh yeah you did you
11:50emailed you couldn't tell me in the at the time she tried her boyfriend tried she i guess uh dan is
11:57his name ashley uh told dave about what happened and dave went ah i don't want to know about that
12:02no one told me dick hands so well you probably didn't hear it you probably didn't hear it right
12:08they tried though they did try next time this happens you come to me yes if there's ever
12:12dick hands you tell me you look lovely that night oh thank you that's so sweet lovely your toenails
12:19match your little flowers on your shirt oh my god whatever oh my god more importantly dick hands
12:25yeah i shook a guy that just touched his dick so yeah um i really really appreciate you guys throwing
12:32like a free event for everybody it's amazing it's amazing oh i'm glad you came
12:36doesn't make up for dick hands yeah well i just thank you but tell me next time i mean
12:42yeah so she saw this guy so he's touching himself he's a total freak yeah a little bit yeah i think he
12:47was just into it uh a whole other level you know and if i was gonna kiss a girl i might give it a
12:53couple tugs first just uh just uh a little confidence booster i mean you know but that would be in my own
13:01safe space who does that my perspective on this whole thing was crazy by the way because it had
13:06i didn't know what was going on you're at the end of the line and lisa and dave are losing it chuck
13:11has the most serious look on his face i've ever seen and that's right it's like a man tried to kiss
13:15i was like all right which one it was the one that i just showed yeah someone says there's video
13:26we are dying and andy looks very concerned i was like i was like something's happened yeah
13:31dave was laughing so hard i was like something's happening yeah like it almost like lisa and dave
13:36were poison it almost like they were poison i thought they drank the water of life yeah yes
13:42they were going to be able to see the future after i think i could get it together to finish
13:49i know and she kept making me worse it was tough tough it was close you almost got lucky i did i
13:57almost got some action guys almost got some action again maybe next time yeah possibly yeah