Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about Gen Z's latest obsession of designer vagina surgery and ask female listeners to call-in if they've ever done it or feel like they need undergo surgery themselves.
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00:00Gen Z's latest obsession is designer vagina surgery and they say it's all been inspired
00:11by porn and social media. Now millions of people worldwide have had or have considered
00:17designer vagina surgery under the influence of mainstream porn. One of the fastest growing
00:24cosmetic procedures among young people worldwide is labiaplasty. It involves the removal or altering
00:31of tissues from the labia or labia however you say it the folds of skin that sit on either side
00:36of the vaginal opening. Now there can be health reasons for reducing the size
00:41but the unrealistic body standards is what really is behind most of these surgeries they say. I think
00:51that uh you know we've talked about it people are like oh I would sit on it you know I'd sit on them
00:58more. Oh sitting on the lips. Yeah yeah you know. Sitting on the lips. Like we've had it.
01:02We've had it. I mean if you're right. Sitting on the lips. Right so if you're sitting on your lips
01:11then that's a different thing. I can understand you gotta do something's gotta happen um
01:16um you know uh if they were way out of whack one is way down I could see you saying I just want
01:25things more symmetrical but variety is the spice of life and uh you know
01:34there's always going to be someone that thinks that yours is their favorite appreciates your meat
01:40curtains. You know what I mean? Like some guys want it one way other guys want it another way. That
01:47would be a crazy card to get somebody. I appreciate your meat curtains. Yeah don't get that card. Write it up.
01:53Don't write it. Write it up. Start making it. I appreciate your meat curtains. Wow. I can't even
02:02like our style shut down sex immediately. I can't even imagine giving someone that compliment during
02:09the time. That's wild. Oh god. Oh my goodness. Let's put it out there. Has anyone ever complimented
02:14your meat curtains ladies? No but they have to say it in that way. That they called them that. They
02:18have to call them that. Because I mean I'm sure that people compliment the area. Yeah. Yeah but I don't
02:24think like I love your long labia is a better thing than meat curtains. It is better. No it's better
02:30but it's not great. You're long labia really. That's like an erotic novel. Yeah. And now long
02:38labia. I also don't like the way he. I don't like the way he says it. I don't either. I don't. You just
02:42intend to. You don't even know you're doing it but you put on a voice when you're talking about stuff
02:46like that. I'm terrible at it so I know there's no dirty talk in my life. You're terrible at dirty
02:51time. Oh yeah I can't. Didn't you just hear what I said? I did. I love a lady with long labia.
02:58Yeah yeah. Long labia. I don't. I don't. I'm a mute. Yeah you gotta just stick to the basic
03:05descriptions. I love your. Right the whole there. Yeah yeah. Okay so if you are a lady with long
03:11lips have you considered surgery? Has anyone got it done? Long lip ladies. 1-855-954-6969 is the number.
03:221-855-954-6969. I guess they need me to call in. We do. Or you could text us at 46969.
03:33Because they always say millions of people have had this surgery but has
03:37anyone listening done it really because of the long lips? They must have. I mean I'm sure they do.
03:44I'm sure I can see all jokes aside I could see how you would be self-conscious about that. Yeah.
03:50Right? Well because there's the jokes that are associated with it you know what I mean but um
03:55some woman said I actually did get the surgery because I hated I hated how it looked but most
04:00importantly it hurt when biking and stuff. See she would sit on them. She'd be sitting on her lips.
04:06Yeah. Damn. She said the recovery was hell. Oh god. But all in all it was worth it. That's very
04:12painful. Can't even imagine doing something down there. Someone said I call my lady lefty as only
04:18her left side is long. Yeah. I love her and I would never make her do anything. No they say it's like
04:24one of the normal types that you can have is like one is like noticeably different than the other.
04:32Probably not the best to call her lefty though. Probably not I wouldn't like I wouldn't highlight
04:36any of those things. Probably not the best. What up lefty? I'm allowed to do stuff to her. Right. So I
04:42wouldn't be trying to highlight highlight some things that might be a sore spot. Yeah. For whatever
04:47reason. Um someone else said that he dated a gal who in the shower would pull her loose lips out
04:55and rinse them. Dang. Loose lips sink ships. Yeah. That's what I've always heard. Wow. She's getting
05:05real clean. Wow. I mean that's that's nuts though. That's something that you probably shouldn't let me
05:10see. Yeah. Right. I wouldn't let you see if I was shaving say my nuts. I wouldn't let a woman walk in
05:25as I pull them taunt and I'm like going to town with a straight edge. Uh this lady said I she was with
05:33a guy that called her long lip Leslie. Dang. I can't believe that people would say that to
05:40somebody. How attractive is a guy who says that and you're like still with him. Like lefty's not
05:48something you call your woman. That's like an old drinking buddy. Yeah. Oh old lefty. Old lefty.
05:52Yeah. He's an alcoholic. Yeah. He's definitely an alcoholic. Oh my god yeah. Uh someone said my wife's a
05:59bodybuilder and she has developed big lips. Okay so she because she hmm that can happen. Why why is
06:07that? Okay. She's not working out right. So one of you know like that guy's eating the the testicles to
06:13try and get more testosterone. Yeah. I believe like one of the ways you can legitimately get
06:17more testosterone in your system is by like lifting heavy heavy weights and I do wonder if there is
06:25you're either so into bodybuilding that you have taken things or if there is just a natural
06:33as you're bulking up you get a little bit more testosterone in your system. But that creates
06:38that. Well summer took a turn you guys I got long lips. Bad news. Oh my god. He's swollen down there. Wow.
06:48No. No but yeah I mean I will just say because there is a lot of that in the body building
06:58space. And I just always assumed that it was from an increase in testosterone from just
07:04from heavy workouts. Supplements and stuff? I don't know about supplements or if it's just
07:09as you get big giant muscles that if it just increases a little bit I don't know. This lady said I
07:15hooked up with a guy a couple months ago who asked me if I had my vagina done.
07:20I was so confused but when he explained I was incredibly flattered. I was gonna say yours is
07:26perfect it has to be. You must have had your vagina done look at it it's beautiful. Yeah. That is a
07:31compliment. Yeah. Not bad. That's a good line. Yeah not bad. Keep it on file. I dated a girl that I
07:39nicknamed spot because she'd always leave a wet spot on my seat. Guys don't give your girls nicknames
07:48like this. Lefty. Spot. Spot. These are like dog names. Long lip Leslie. This woman said I have bigger
07:55lips and everyone I've been with have loved them. My friends and my boyfriend call me a fat cat.
08:01Dang why the dude's got to come up with call signs for all these fat cats wild. That's like a fighter
08:09pilot name. Yeah I know. And she says I will never get surgery just to fit in with society.
08:15Like I said like listen like I said I mean there's going to be people that
08:21you're you're for somebody you know. When my wife was eight months pregnant she went from very small
08:28tight lips to very swollen large lips. Yeah. It was very different. Well it's a different time. I
08:39don't know what to tell you. It's just a different time to be judging anybody. Right you did that.
08:47You know it's your fault. Right. This guy said I hate to be that guy but I did
08:52break up with a girl because of that. But hers literally hung four inches away from her. Yeah.
08:58Like I said they're not sometimes you're like no I can't that's not for me. Yeah. Four inches though.
09:05Four inches is pretty drastic. I think that's a time when surgery could be required. Yeah. Right. Yeah.
09:11Because how could you not sitting on the lips there. Yeah no you'd hear it. You just hear it in a
09:16sundress I think. Just hear it. No. No. Why is there more like a wind chime. More like a wind chime.
09:25Yeah. Not so much like you know like those wooden ones. Make them. Those clapping chimes. Yeah. I don't
09:34know a clapping chime. You know you just know. Well there's options available for those who desperately
09:40need it. For everyone else ladies. We're fine with your stuff. There's someone who would see
09:47four inch ones and be like you're my lady. You're right. Absolutely. At the end of the day
09:51the vaginas are pretty cool. Oh they're all just a happy place. Yeah. Don't get too worried about it.