Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the worst thing that has happened to listeners genitals after a man almost lost his penis due to his extremely long pubic hair.
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00:00i have a question for those listening right now and it could get dark-sided but hopefully not too
00:09much what's the worst thing that's happened to your genitals the worst thing that's happened
00:17to your genitals i bring it up because of one man's pubic nightmare i'm about to share with you
00:22a pubic and a pubic nightmare it is because a man nearly lost part of his penis
00:30after pubic hair got caught around his tip and cut off its blood supply oh my god yeah this is a real
00:39concern of mine the uncircumcised man's ordeal which has left him with a deformed wiener
00:46could have been avoided if he just groomed and washed properly which he did not no listen to this
00:57okay had to be pretty small the 57 year old
01:01rarely retracted his foreskin to clean it according to the doctors that treated him
01:11they're supposed to teach you that right so he was never having sex do you think that thing was
01:15just like a pretty like cottage cheese on the inside oh god chuck i just it would be right
01:22it's foreskin surprise peel it back and see what's inside parmesan he also urinated sitting down
01:29be careful chuck oh i'm good meaning that the buildup of hair that collected under his foreskin
01:35went unnoticed it's a piece of me my god it like it's like hungry hungry hippo it's like you know
01:44like an english cottage when they let stuff grow over the fences and it starts growing into everything
01:49yeah yeah that was his pubes oh my god pubes took hold of it they did surgeons described the hairs as
01:56being matted together and forming a tight ring under his penis head so this guy needed to really clean but
02:07also he must have giant pubes they actually have a name for this it's called hair tourniquet syndrome
02:13when a hair or thread becomes tightly wrapped around fingers toes or genitals
02:17you think they got examples oh on the google
02:23you think they got an example of this how long you have to have a piece of hair wrapped around your
02:30that is a vagina i know i know it's a sort of lump on the side well what happened is a lip
02:37over there no listen the lip got wrapped up in hair you can see the other side is a larger lip
02:42the hair is pulling her lip aside yeah it's it's cutting it it's cutting it in half f off
02:50yeah here's a crazy one out of tampa andrews with us here the question is what's the worst thing
02:57that's happened to your genitals hey how you doing good man um so i'm a scuba diver i've been diving
03:04for quite a while now i scraped the bottom and it was a real rocky bottom and there was fire coral
03:11around it though i scraped the bottom it ripped my wetsuit open and i dragged my uh genitals across
03:17a bed of fire coral fire coral it sounds bad that sounds horrible what's fire coral
03:23so fire coral is basically a coral that we have in florida that is covered in these stinging nettles
03:31and the best way i can describe it is it feels like someone lit your genitals on fire what a bad place
03:38to tear your wetsuit your junk just flies out and just dragged a car across fire coral yeah the worst
03:45part of what it was was when we got to the boat it was on a dive trip of a bunch of people
03:49oh yeah a lot of them were friends of mine oh yeah check out my dong my cold dong oh man yeah
03:57they had to cut my wetsuit off and like wrap it up basically chuck so you're on a boat with a
04:05bunch of 16 year old friends i take my scuba stuff off but i just you just broke down i breathe
04:12yep i just breathe in that cold water no no it's okay it's okay it's okay i got genital stuff
04:21let me go let me go let me go yeah um i am what's the treatment what do you do you gotta pull all the
04:31stuff out fire coral rash is it just a rash cuts and stings an immediate burning sensation or a
04:42stinging pain develops but like it does i don't have like barbs and stuff all stuck in me like a
04:48cactus do you gotta rinse with seawater uh-huh apply topical acid like vinegar okay remove any
04:55parts of the fire coral with tweezers oh so it is tape yeah so you've got stuff in you oh my god
05:00that'll help remove the toxin that causes the symptoms so they had to tweeze his stuff right in
05:07front of everyone on the boat i don't i don't wanna uh tim's with us next tim worst thing to happen to
05:15your genitals we were uh welding this trailer i was working on and uh sat on this office chair to
05:21make it easier to go and sit there while i was welding you get that that splash back from the metal
05:26and i saw this big ball build up right on the tip of my rod and down it falls right onto my crotch
05:32burn through my pants and right on top of my right nut oh my god god i got a scar for that
05:38she basically burned your pants onto your testicles yeah oh yeah yeah there was the that fused gene was
05:44sitting right on top too fused nothing should ever be fused to my nuts i don't want it to be
05:49what do you do in that situation you just pull it off and hope it gets better flick it off so i
05:55jumped up and down a little bit and uh went into the bathroom and examined saw what was going on i
06:01saw that piece so i just kind of plucked it off in the moment and then uh when i got home later on it
06:07was that was when i noticed it was a blistering up and oozing a little bit oh yeah yeah it's not
06:12a band-aid and as much as i could from there out but it was just a mouse all right dude you see those
06:18videos where people take like the molten hot ball and they like drop it and they drop it into different
06:24things and just watch what it does i don't want one of those things to be testicles yeah
06:30and what about this one i was a swimmer and got towel whipped
06:34well it actually cut the tip of my penis and every time i'd get an erection
06:42the tip opened back up oh my god it's all fun and games until you yeah you're right it is all
06:49fun and tip injury i feel like you did you get me while i was nude or something must have yeah
06:55like yeah it must have it must have been the most insane towel whip of all time the most perfect one
07:01just joshing around a couple guys joshing around and then look what happens that's why we have a no
07:07towel whip oh do you guys that's good that's a good idea you have to have some some ground rules you
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