Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a study published by The American Journal of Emergency Medicine that says hospitalizations for objects in butts is higher than ever, and most of the cases are men. Then, they ask listeners to call-in if they've gone to the hospital for having things stuck inside them.
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00:00now it's time to play what's up his butt not gonna make you play but we are uh on the leading
00:14edge of this and have been for years and now the american journal of emergency medicine is
00:19backing us up because they say items shoved up butts is on the rise don't you feel like they've
00:28probably had some innovations in butt retrieval because of all this like someone's probably
00:34made a better tool to get stuff out to get buy stuff out that's hilarious because there's like
00:40reps that go around and sell that kind of stuff exactly but his job is like this is the latest
00:44and greatest anal retriever oh my god that thing looks incredible oh my goodness get on in here
00:50oh the latest thanks for lunch anal retriever according to this data published in the american
00:56journal of emergency medicine there has been a huge uptick in emergency room visits in america
01:01stemming from stuff stuck in people's asses
01:05each year thousands of people go to the hospital complaining of some foreign objects stuck in
01:11their rectums now of the patients that end up in the hospital with something in their ass
01:1578 percent are male 78 percent of people with stuff stuck are guys guys that's kind of shocking to you
01:24yeah well because i feel like there's tons of like it's it's happening on both sides you think
01:30it would be more like i think almost every story we've done i know it's been what's up his ass we're
01:37always just stuffing it to the brim you know i don't think women i mean there's some giant whores
01:44but i don't think as many women take as many anal chances no i think that they just use the proper
01:50they probably use the proper items they say the data suggests that there are distinct sex and age
01:56specific differences in outcomes that may have anatomic or behavioral basis i just think it's like
02:02with guys we're always taking things to the extreme and maybe that's the difference in april we have the
02:12story about the man who had to be rushed into emergency surgery after getting a can of deodorant
02:16suck up his ass and last year we talked about the french senior citizen dude who uh had a world war
02:21one artillery shell lodged in his there's no chicks out there banging deodorant and artillery shells you
02:27know what i mean like there's not they're not gonna do that yeah they don't need to go that far
02:32i don't know what it is about us men that we have to push the i like the term lisa used ambitious
02:40yeah so ambitious yeah i got that butt ambition guys stop being ambitious with your butt
02:48that shampoo bottle does not go there okay i doubt they'll call has anyone listening had to go to the
02:55hospital because of something stuck in your ass oh please call please call does this mean so i had to
03:02have it removed you went to the hospital because something was stuck in your rectum right so
03:08however it ended up okay your ass took you to the hospital yeah i'm all because of blind butt
03:15ambition yeah it's a real thing that's an expensive fetish well i think we're there check your tax
03:22dollars for anal removals yeah i feel like we probably pay for some of that yeah all those
03:28probably insurance right that's why your insurance is high i don't know if that's why your insurance
03:32will cover that or medicaid it will be soon though that's a funny reason to call your senator isn't it
03:38i'd like to know if people are getting things removed from their butts on my dime
03:50ask him if we're paying for it call me back
03:56what an odd call am i paying for this people's ass ambitions that's what i'm talking about
04:06we will not pay for ass ambitions no uh so the question is have you ever had to go to the hospital
04:14because of something stuck in your butt we have kenneth with us hi kenneth yeah hey what's that not too
04:19much so what was it for you uh well my wife and i used to try some things and uh she got into that
04:26prostate wanted to stimulate prostate and stuff you know and she had this vibrator that was wasn't large
04:33large i think it stuck as a large it was just we were experimenting and she had felt good she put it
04:38all the way in it wouldn't come out so we had to go to the hospital and um they was like what it
04:44was turned on you know and i'm thinking well what happens if the battery melts or you know it felt
04:49like it's getting warm or whatever but oh yeah it's been on for too long yeah yeah like an hour you
04:57know bedtime we got because i wasn't gonna go i'm like no let me push i'm like trying everything you
05:01know so kind of how embarrassing was it for you well like because i'm not like gay or nothing it was
05:07an experiment with my wife i'm not really ashamed or embarrassed about it i think every dude ought to
05:12try to prostate stuff man no but going to the hospital going to the hospital to get something
05:17removed from your is that embarrassing or whatever another day that was a little embarrassing because
05:22i didn't really know how to approach the lady at the front desk so i was like you know i kind of got
05:28something going on down there that and she's like well what is it you know and i'm like well you
05:32know something's in there um you know and it's yeah excuse me i'm like it's vibrating it's on it's
05:40inside of me come on man you know yeah i mean i ain't gay or nothing but i got something vibrating
05:47stuck right in my rectum here madam my wife was experimenting yeah well go sit down for three
05:53hours my wife kevin was experimenting stimulate the prostate yeah
06:02quit playing with that thing on your phone i recommend everyone try it out just
06:11it's funny to say my wife my wife was experimenting yeah yeah it's her she's into it it's her she
06:20showed it in me so far she's into this prostate massage just her though yeah i hate it you should
06:28give it a try but every guy should try it i mean never say never but embarrassing i mean he's not
06:38wrong but still um in the er we had a couple walk in saying they were playing feed the elephant
06:45and the peanut got stuck yes circus peanuts including the shell
06:49okay feed the elephant to me sounds like you're shoving it up his wiener yeah that's what i would
06:56you're putting out you're putting peanuts in my wiener yeah you are well that'll first of all that'll
07:01kill me but second of all al first of all there's no peanut getting in this wiener
07:06that's a big opening man i am as safe i am as safe on that feed the elephant front
07:14as you can get i just know how hard i would be like
07:18no i mean that's not i mean get the hell out of here number one it's salty is that what they're
07:25talking about though it's gotta be right yes it's the trunk i'm guessing feed the elephant sex game
07:31let's see what yeah
07:31there's a feed the elephant board game i'm assuming that they were
07:38so what are they saying by like circus nuts like shell still on yeah so like a shelled nut
07:48i mean my elephant can't even handle a couple of drops of shampoo in there oh my god i can't
07:53imagine think about it assaulted and roasted oh my god stop i'm gonna slap you across the face
07:59um someone said i'm a dude i bought one of those standard vibrators and was using it
08:05the inner sphincter pulled it up inside me during climax and i was so embarrassed i just had it up in
08:14there for over 24 hours until the batteries ran out that's a real risk you were just gonna live
08:19his life that way for a minute just like in his mind he was just gonna live it live it out just
08:24leave it there i should have went to the hospital but i went into a warm bath with some tongs and
08:28managed to self-remove it i have not done anything back there since i can't even imagine attacking my
08:36backside with a pair of hot dog tongs in a bathtub in a bathtub what a day in your life oh my god
08:43what a day you know it's just not how i expected it to go do you use the mr bubble or not i would
08:50you wanna you don't want to see it jesus something's gone real wrong i'd have all
08:55sad when you're drawing the bath oh just waiting just waiting for it with your dog testing the
09:01water it's a nice warm bath yeah this would probably make it warmer
09:05getting in one foot at a time knowing what's to come god that's such a awkward thing to try and do
09:17it'd be like my fourth bath my fourth adult bath and i'm and i'm i'm tonging it out my god yikes