Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who experienced 17 years of dong trouble after a surgery gone wrong and hear from other listeners about their experiences with bad medical procedures.
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00:00have you ever got screwed up by a hospital visit somehow a listener has in fact it's led to 17
00:12years of penis trouble oh god we'll tell you what happened to him in just a moment but if you
00:18have had something go wrong during a hospital visit you want to share 1-855-954-6969 toll free
00:251-855-954-6969 you can text us at 46969 so this guy from new hampshire says i want to tell you about
00:34how my hip surgery led to 17 years of penis trouble sounds like a horrible title it does 17 years of
00:41penis trouble oh he says back in 2006 at 32 i was hurt at work they tore all the cartilage from my
00:50left hip i had to have a hip resurfacing operation to repair so i had the surgery that november in
00:56the recovery room the nurse took out the catheter without releasing the water the water extends the
01:04barbs so the catheter won't slip so she just tore it out of this man he the male nurse oh tore it out
01:12of him he said because of that incident i've had to have my urethra kind of roto-rooted every six
01:19months to clear out scar tissue may of last year i had to have urethra reconstruction they go through
01:28your sack they skin the urethra replace it with tissue from the inside of your mouth both of the
01:34inside of my cheeks had to be harvested they couldn't complete the full process oh there wasn't
01:39enough tissue to replace the whole length of my urethra humble brag recovery right isn't that kind
01:47of a humble brag yeah i have such a big long there's not enough skin in my mouth yeah anyway
01:52that reconstruction didn't work the scar tissue has grown back so i have three options now a
01:57multi-stage reconstruction which means my penis is filleted open once a year to have multiple
02:01surgeries once a year results not guaranteed filleted open dong yeah oh that sounds pretty bad
02:07once a year once a year results not guaranteed time for the yearly fillet oh uh mine wasn't at the
02:13hospital but at the dentist i was getting a crown when the dentist slipped and cut open the inside of
02:18my mouth slipped this was under my tongue i ended up with a half inch gaping hole i had to go to a
02:27separate oral surgeon to get stitched up so they must have had the drill going god that's something you
02:33don't want to think about i know it was real bad clumsy dentist i don't like this i don't like this
02:38topic but still i'm still uh still kind of freaked out about regular urethral reconstruction
02:43yeah yeah that one got me
02:48hi i'm your dentist
02:51are you gonna shake in your hand yeah i got a little bit of a shake but i'm gonna put this
02:57that's dr shakes yeah oh my god i haven't had my four shots yet jesus dr shakes careful
03:03uh hey i'm trying it's the best i can
03:07do got it oh no probably a good thing i didn't become a dentist like i was thinking because i'm
03:14a super clumsy man oh yeah no no i would have cut many a person but you know listen clumsy i've had a
03:20crown it's the dentist sits down you know they're down they're settled in they're not really in a
03:28place to slip and fall this guy must have got right up on top of them i woke up during a
03:35colonoscopy this is my fear the place was full of interns oh yeah oh god everyone there just kind
03:42of looked at each other and freaked out they wiped my ass and couldn't get me out of there fast enough
03:48thank you oh my god that was horrible jesus can i tell you can i tell you that would i that would
03:57change me because i gotta i've got i still have to get one of these things and i feel like it's very
04:05likely that during mine they'll call everybody in it'll be intern day they'll be like oh my god no
04:11like you know when they they find something they've never seen before and they're like oh
04:16you we have to like for science somebody wipe everyone in here and then i wake up and see
04:22everybody and then they hit me over the head with a mallet and then wipe me and put me in the fart room
04:31they do that's the deal you have to fart before they let you out the fart room and then i just
04:36ponder life farting and how many people have seen my butthole
04:40oh that's a bad day that's why it's a tough it's a tough i'm gonna be out it's a tough phone call
04:49for me to make that's a tough phone you gotta get it done don't stop nope who cares if someone sees
04:54your ass i do i do just like come on anesthesiologist do your job right exactly make sure i'm out did for
05:02me i was out for a couple hours after that find me that anesthesiologist and i'm gonna tell them
05:07my people saw people wipe me yeah i was awake for it i've been wiped in a room full of people
05:15i'll be honest i mean i know that it's a like late in life it's something you might have to go through
05:22but there should be a real solid amount of time where no one else wipes you but i'm sure i was
05:26wiped like obviously they have to yeah everyone everyone who gets that surgery is white because
05:32the camera that goes in yeah they've got to lube it up right i know but you shouldn't be awake for
05:36it you shouldn't feel another man's wipe god i never thought it was a man now you changed me yeah
05:45you've never felt it and there was two women and a doctor woman yeah in the room with me
05:50right but do you think i think the female his assistants were the ones i don't think the doctor wipes
05:56you those poor poor things that's the cleanest my b-holes ever been in my life yeah i bet
06:01i guess you're very thorough huh cleaned it out yeah i mean um someone said how about intern day
06:09when you're going in to get checked for testicular cancer i had a parade of people feeling my balls oh
06:16my god thank you i never even thought about that you want to check you watching is one thing listen
06:22the guy that woke up with a room full of interns shouldn't they have to ask or are they allowed to
06:28just you know i feel like during a surgery like i wouldn't care as much because i'm out i'm supposed
06:33to be out that's why i'd have problems with the anesthesiologist but like to me put me out and just
06:38make sure i never know the fact that like a line of 12 people i'm getting like my balls filled up by a
06:44doctor and there's a line of people and i'm looking and i see a line form and i'm gonna say something
06:48yeah okay yeah how about just one yeah i'm not cool with everybody's hands yeah
06:55no i i i believe you should have the right to say hey i'd prefer not i mean i think it's an
07:00i thought you did i have been asked that before and i really didn't want it but you feel kind of like
07:05what are you gonna say right no i don't want them in here can we make sure that hot intern in the
07:11back you're gonna feel up on these yeah i had a boil on my balls and had a hot doctor and a gay
07:18nurse ultrasound my sack it was the most uncomfortable thing i've ever had to do bonus
07:25thank you it's a weird day you don't i'll say this i don't want anyone to see my ball boils
07:32well let's hope you never have a tragedy it's a really don't ever have ball tragedy
07:40jesus i did learn through an email that i i didn't print off but uh it's funny enough a guy
07:49went in he had ball boils yeah and they had to just take his sack
07:55dave the whole thing what are they what are you talking about i'm talking i think i i don't know if
07:59i saved it but they they give his balls like a darth vader suit or something what is it in where
08:04are they they seal it up they took his sack they took it and they put like an artificial no oh they
08:12had to make him one yeah oh man they took his sack dave yeah they took his sack it's too bad
08:22i mean you want sack right you want your sack i mean
08:26depending on how they want to change it up you're never going to find it no i know
08:33who knew who knew we were going to go there yeah but whatever it was but i remember it being boils
08:39that's how it started so you don't want boils on your balls that's the bottom line here all right
08:45like something a witch would give you yeah absolutely i guess i just i don't want my ball
08:49boils to be spread through the attractive woman community and then also even the gay community
08:55i'd rather them not all have stories about me and your boils you know like again chuck the freak
09:01has got boils on their balls that's i don't never get them right i do i hope you never get them
09:07how do you get them we'll have to look i know i don't you're right we'll have to look into it
09:10how to avoid we will fall boils