Two women made the news for having strange things on their bodies. One, has dying nipples after a breast surgery gone wrong. The other, is suffering from two vaginal cysts that have left her with an odd ailment between her legs. So, Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share the weird things they have going on with their bodies.
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00:00as we get into a couple of weird body stories what weird thing is going on on your body
00:13well let me tell you what weird thing is going on on your body that you feel like sharing with us
00:20if you want to 1-855-954-6969 is the number 1-855-954-6969 because we got a story about
00:29dying nipples and lady dicks coming up holy cow unexpected this is more than i was ready for
00:37because up first do i have a lady we'll get to the lady wiener in a moment
00:41chuck just asked jason if he had a lady dick and jason said yes yes you do a woman who traveled
00:49abroad for cosmetic surgery has been left in pain with dying nipples that's no good from a botched
00:57boob job damn did they go in underneath her nipples like some of these foreign lands do
01:04boob jobs in like the craziest ways i have a hard time feeling bad for people that go do this i know
01:10like go somewhere crazy and then it's kind of funny that they're dying i have a picture them on little
01:16beds oh yeah like life support yeah uh the 22 year old from the uk went under the knife in turkey
01:25after paying what translates to about four grand u.s for a breast lift damn she woke up from the four
01:34hour surgery to find the operation had gone severely wrong sorry surgeons took too much skin from her
01:41breast leading to a loss of circulation to her nipples causing them to die
01:48the family and friends have launched a gofundme for her nipples can we look at that i have pictures
01:55yep it's not good wow can you imagine oh my god they have the oh they have the uncensored image on
02:03the gofundme page let me see it let me see you guys don't need to look i'm gonna how can i just click
02:08on that okay oh wow that's that's never coming back man you can't even tell what it is to be
02:14honest okay it looks like burnt meat it looks like they're gone already jesus god you can't even tell
02:19what it is how are you okay with this andy green yeah this doesn't bother me yeah so what about you
02:26what is going on in your body before we get to the lady with the wiener we'll tell you um someone
02:34said i have the hairiest butt crack yep me too yep but no body hair anywhere else oh that's a curse
02:40it's like i'm wearing a wool jacket between my cheeks i think that's worse like at least for me
02:47everything's hairy so it's just like hey it's right if you were a hairless man and you took your pants
02:53down and it's just like imagine you had like mr t's mohawk in your ass just right in here
03:00oh well yeah i know but easier i will say though if you've ever made the mistake of taking care of
03:09that there is a growing back period which makes you wish to god you never ever tried itchiness oh my god
03:18it's just way better to just plus uh just understand how life is and that's you're just hairy i read this
03:25story of a guy who did this and then got an ingrown hair and then developed fleshy disease lost half
03:32his ass yeah no see it ain't worth it guys just rock that ass hair yeah that's it i just you know
03:37gone are the days of me trying to clean up shop well too much no one's at your shop exactly
03:45shop's closed no one's coming into the shop one of the hours of the shop oh it's not open
03:50oh my god and another to back up the ass hair stuff yeah can confirm after shaving my ass for
03:56the first time i got an ingrown hair turned into a pilo whatever it's called cyst okay had a baseball
04:05size hole at the top of my ass crack had to pack it and had a wound vac for months all because he just
04:14shaved his ass once don't shave your ass there's another dave and check the freak warning don't shave
04:19your ass yeah if you want to keep your ass hole free
04:23ass space hole free free space
04:30a hole free ass there you go
04:35that pause helped
04:40yep i want a hole free ass
04:46keep your ass hole free
04:52wrong
04:53oh yeah i said wrong
04:55oh yeah poor dave
04:58yeah oh well you know what i meant
05:01hole free
05:02that's what we're after keep your butt
05:04oh trust me and even like i said those are extreme cases but even just
05:10when all the guy lost half his ass like how do you live how do you sit i don't know you can't see
05:15you gotta you gotta get like a prostatic ass cheek yeah it's real bony after that um went to
05:21or my aunt they said rather oh god my aunt had a third nipple and she used to chase us around the
05:29house with her shirt off that's terrible hey come take a look that's terrible hey did you see auntie's nipple
05:36good god and we would hide behind the living room sofa
05:40that's like therapy and stuff you have to have
05:43like you definitely have to work that out
05:46jesus like i don't even know how what how i would have brought that up to my therapist
05:50yeah that's a weird one to bring up i'm like okay because there's a lot of like just sort of
05:55getting to know each other right at first and then all of a sudden it's like well my aunt had a
06:01third nipple and would chase me around yeah i guess you just do it right off the top you just do it
06:06yeah you start there throw it out there i got a lot of things to work through but here's the first
06:12jolly you want to see my nip yeah nope get out of here we come i'm running he said i was scared
06:20when i was a little kid but i do find it funny now well at least he's mentally he's dealt with
06:27it compartmentalized it into a place of humor he's like it's a silly story yeah it's just silly times
06:33let's say childhood times you don't have a family member chasing you around the house with an extra
06:38body i hope not you just beg your parents every weekend i don't want to go to ann cheryl's
06:43no she doesn't oh she does she does she does all right okay now the other story that was uh got me
06:53to talk about this a woman has a cyst so big it looks like a dangling mini penis so she can't wear
07:01normal underwear she can't wear pants how do i get one of these you don't want it no this uh mother
07:08is pleading for help with giant cysts uh she has two vaginal cysts one the size of a small orange
07:14and the second one that looks like a penis despite five separate surgeries doctors have been unable to
07:22correct the problem gotta get it all out and she's speaking out now to kind of overcome the stigma of
07:27this the condition has left candy unable to walk properly yeah she can't enjoy intimacy with her
07:35husband there's an orange in there and a mini penis she says the first cyst is so large i can't
07:43even wear regular underwear the second is long and thin like a penis i can feel it dangling and
07:50hanging there it's mortifying it's just uh what sucks about this is you know i've watched enough of
07:55the like dr pimple popper chick that um a lot of places you go to they're just like they try just
08:05to drain something and if you drain something and you don't get the sack and everything out it just
08:12comes right back it just fills back up so i feel like either there's a reason why they can't take the
08:18whole thing out sucks when doctors can't do anything for you yeah i cut off her mini penis for god's
08:25sake you don't know it might be like all in a part of good like you know stuff you don't want to lose
08:33so she had four surgeries to remove it but each time it started to regrow within days i wouldn't be ready
08:38for it i don't know about you guys who's ready for it according to no one the pixelated photo it looks
08:45rough it does look like a little nubbin and really it's hitting home
08:51if you pixelated mine it would look just like that
08:56my whole crotch looks just like that okay stop it they're like you're gonna have to live with that
09:05orange and that mini penis yeah that's so crazy she can't even wear regular pants or underwear i just
09:13don't know if it's like so like lisa said go to the dermatologist you go there maybe they just think
09:20this is beyond me because it's attached to your genitals well she needs to get a special just for
09:27that i guess like they can handle if i go in they're like oh get a pilar cyst off my head they
09:33can do that no problem but if i had something growing out of my donger they might be like
09:39you gotta go somewhere else bud yeah
09:42you