Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who has gone viral for having no toenails and ask listeners if they were born with (or without) anything that has affected their dating lives.
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00:00okay here's a question for you could you be with a lady yes who had no toenails
00:15no andy comes out of the gate with a hell no i mean i guess i'd have to see a toenail-less
00:24foot i'm about to show you oh wow a tennessee woman who was born without toenails she had fingernails
00:32revealed how she went from feeling like a freak to embracing her naked feet after realizing she
00:38wasn't alone she's not ready for the feet yeah there you go hold on they're not all right they're
00:46not it's more than toenails yeah you're right no it's just no toenails oh no no no oh no there's
00:51more there's much more going on there what else would describe these feet to people that can't
00:56see okay go ahead chuck like a platypus like a whale's foot a whale's foot like um a misshapen
01:06um the size is off the big toes all the other toes are real tiny misshapen and they're and
01:15they're they're not the right in the right spots but i wonder if that's because the toenails
01:20provide some kind of support that we're not getting like dare i ask this what were you born
01:29without oh no and has it affected your dating oh that sounds like fun
01:36oh my god did this just pop in your head or did you plan this no no no honestly no it did not
01:43it did not it did not sorry lisa i'm just giving you a little bit of this for you here this is
01:50today's surprise surprise you never know there you go handy yeah i don't like it no
01:59what were you born without or with or with good yeah yeah what were you born without or with
02:06additionally yeah and has it affected your dating life oh man like we've heard of extra nipples
02:13yeah right but missing like what could you like a missing an eyeball oh yeah surprise surprise
02:21that's who we're talking to right now
02:25uh berry is with us berry what were you born with or without that's different
02:29i was born uh with a bit of lego that's skin disease oh yeah yeah i think it's yeah well got
02:40white spots all over the place and uh one of them so happens to be on the penis right on the head
02:44and uh it's been called the love stick and the love stick
02:48yep and it has possibly impacted my love actually oh yeah oh yeah well i mean if you
03:02yep that is something that is something holy cow i will say it's way more it's way more uh
03:11i guess i don't want to say it's normal it's normalized a lot more there's like models that have it
03:17it i mean but you've got it on the love stick which is that's tough silver looks a lot and then
03:22i bring it up and it keeps it coming back so there's like a white-tailed deer and you're just
03:26the white-headed dog yeah that's it all right barry it'd be wild that'd be wild to lose all pigment
03:34do you lose all pigment and just the head oh yeah yeah it'd be even crazier if it was like a
03:41chocolate vanilla swirl oh yeah mixable yeah yes because that happens sometimes oh yeah
03:49but if that was the only part of his body if he was like a black man he pulled his pants down
03:52it's like a white wiener whoa surprise but i mean i think i think that that's probably what's happening
04:00right like when you see someone who has that it's got to be everywhere so i assume that their dong
04:06looks the same um someone was born without a butthole actually that's common yeah i'm not too
04:14common but i've heard it they just make it one right yeah i had someone in our family had to get
04:18a butthole crafted yeah we've heard about it yeah when you say crafted i picture somebody like
04:24ding ding forging forging a b-hole bing ding ding ding putting it in the fire
04:36forging a bottle over here dunk it in the oil make sure it's hard ding ding it's almost done ding
04:45um okay but here someone said uh another one my wife was born without a butthole they had to create
04:57one for her they had to have a metal rod in the hole for a couple of months to make sure it stayed open
05:05now it looks just fine it's just in a slightly different spot than normal
05:11okay what just say it out loud don't whisper no it's uh you don't think what he hasn't tried to
05:24i mean if someone has crafted a b-hole for you you can't do all the other stuff right you can't do the
05:30dirty stuff i don't think so the bad stuff why not because i i don't they made her a b-hole she's
05:37crafted it's human crafted it's not it doesn't have the same i don't know if it's built for the
05:42durability that's it well if it if turrets fly out of there then stuff could fly in i don't know if you
05:48should i don't know if you should cross that gate or open that no that's a funny question
05:58guys he's looked at it he's looked at it quite a bit if you have a human-crafted b-hole
06:03he's penetrated doctors let us know yeah because he's he's he definitely noticed
06:14of course he did you know he's noticed it's a slightly different spot exactly so he's noticed
06:21all of them let's go to kelly in fort myers hi kelly hey hi born with something extra
06:27i sure was which was it i i have a two inch tail that's a lot now did you
06:40do anything about that are you are you rolling with the tail i just i roll with it i mean that
06:46there's nothing that they can do doctors told me that it's something that is it happens but
06:52it's some you know kind of weird but um can you can you wiggle it can you wiggle it yes i can oh
07:06wow yeah that is tough do you give people a heads up or you just whip them drawers down and show off
07:12your tail no it's something that uh you know you got to be uh pretty close to somebody to let that
07:19happen yeah but once someone knows are you just wiggling your tail at them all the time
07:26that's what i would do yeah i i do use it for for that yeah i would like do you do foreplay with the
07:33tail what oh my god yeah no i mean it's a question is it to have sensation do you like to get it jerked
07:40off like tell us no it it has really no sensitivity oh so no one like does anyone suck your tail
07:50no i've never had that happen okay you should try that you may be missing out man you should try
07:55that one out that'd be the first thing i tried tail job weird yeah i'd be like suck on it okay all right
08:00man that's wild that's a lot that's a lot look it up oh no we've seen it no we've seen it we've seen
08:08it we know all about it to me though because he can wiggle it that means it's not just like a weird
08:14growth it's um it's like attached to something it's like an extension of his spine yeah
08:20oh dave and chuck the freak breaking news
08:28oh well handcrafted buttholes can be penetrated
08:34handcrafted buttholes can be penetrated this just in yeah thank god uh the wife uh uh the b-hole guy
08:41with the yes he's got his wife has had her b-hole crafted but we do partake in backdoor and he says
08:48it is tighter than normal i bet because it's handcrafted it's human made so you'd really
08:53turn that down you know it doesn't have the give that you think probably not we're answering all
09:01your questions here i needed to know about that back door oh no of course no i understand it
09:06it's floating around inside my head so i'm glad now you can sleep knowing that yes exactly a b-hole
09:12grab i would have just been awake can you