Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about an e-mail from a listener who is asking whether or not she should get labiaplasty, which leads to random listeners sending photos of their own bits.
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00:00this email just came in from this woman and she's going in to get this done
00:09um she said i'm going to get and i always screw up the pronunciation in this world much much like
00:15snaps labia or labia labia labia labia labia so the end of the month she says i'm getting a labia
00:23plasty they are large and embarrass me so much in sexual situations they're so long
00:32they can sometimes hurt sleeve of wizard and i can't move my body in certain ways
00:39so she's got big ass long meat curtains yeah yes yeah it happens i'm what does she mean they're so
00:48long i can't move my body in certain ways like because they do they get caught up guys like nuts
00:54getting tangled up down there i've there are some i've never seen that thankfully no one really
01:00sees it in person it's only online yeah there's it's only online and if they're big enough you can
01:07get famous online not famous in a great way but i mean there are guys looking for that um this person
01:15said uh i work for an ob-gyn i see tons of different labia a day leave the meat curtains
01:21alone tuck them up if you need to some women have had pain for months after the surgery i understand
01:28it it's just about it's about yourself yeah it's about how she feels but i mean i i know that i've
01:33always heard that that's a painful one until you see the craziness that they can be
01:41you're not you know like if you saw the craziest ones you'd you'd understand you'd be like yeah i
01:49get it right there's a woman whose her whose lips are so big she can't do spin classes
01:54well how do you know that well she's texted me
01:58oh okay i thought that was somebody's oh my god that was that day how do you know that day
02:04i thought that was from like a perspective
02:07it was the labia whisperer you can just sense it tell me about your big lips you think it was a
02:13guy i thought it was somebody saying that about somebody else that he was reading oh okay i see
02:18what you're saying you know what i mean oh not me yeah i didn't think you knew you gotcha yeah i gotcha
02:22it is it is terrible but like someone had texted in they were like send a picture but really that's
02:28the only way to know for sure like that we'd be able to say oh yeah that's you need to get it done
02:33or right they're fine right because she could think they're crazy that's what i mean and i just i don't
02:40you don't know it's probably fully fine now mind you i don't have girl parts i'm not sitting on my
02:46lips and you know uh riding a bike and i can't sitting on my lips you don't know where to go to
02:55sitting on my lips she wants to send a picture yes but you can't you have to email us email at
03:02daveandchuckthefreak.com and yes you'll be anonymous email at daveandchuckthefreak.com
03:06if you want to send us the picture i don't know somebody said before anyone gets labiaplasty
03:12look at an art piece called the great wall of vagina change my life well that's what i'm saying
03:18because you see how many different versions of it are out there one of those things where it's like
03:21like a snowflake guys yeah yeah is it like different pictures or it must be just like it's the molds i
03:28think this is this is the song in dave's head yeah i gotta play it just to get it on the lips
03:36he wants to do sitting on the lips
03:39i can't believe this is sitting on the lips i know it's weird did she send it oh no i just saw
04:03someone else what is everyone sending pictures now oh my okay so this one here yay or nay you
04:10know what though i mean it's but it's probably it's not crazy i can't believe
04:14oh my god
04:17it's such a weird job
04:19no it really is it absolutely is
04:23as we look at your lips send us your lips send us your lips email at daveandchuckthefreak.com
04:32send your lips
04:34so that lady the first lips we see they are enlarged it they are they are they are
04:43but but not insane
04:48we're looking at a lady
04:51listening to put it on the ribs
04:55what is it what is it
04:57we're not even on drugs
05:00this show no this show is like being on coke
05:04i've had some weird nights
05:08some shows
05:09everyone's on coke
05:11we're just
05:13we make you feel like you're on it
05:14sitting on the lips
05:18sitting on the ribs
05:19what i will say is that everyone is different
05:21yeah
05:22everyone is different
05:23yes
05:24yes
05:24there's not one alike
05:25oh they're like uh
05:27like that i bet you could
05:28yeah i'm sure that gets a wee bit more stretchy
05:31yeah there's there's more to there's more to to do there
05:36but um
05:38you want to send us your lips
05:40email at daveandchuckthefreak.com
05:41i think if that was your lips
05:43like this girl that sent him in
05:44i wouldn't go through the pain for those
05:47yes i'm gonna reply to her
05:49is she thinking about it
05:50yes she wants to know
05:52i think she's fine
05:53we're gonna reply and say your lips are fine
05:55not everybody's gonna like her lips
05:57okay
05:58not everyone's gonna like them
05:59but she's fine
06:01all good
06:01madam
06:02madam
06:03yeah madam makes it seem better
06:05sent
06:06dr dave
06:07your lips are good madam
06:09your lips are fine madam
06:10oh man that just like
06:12that was crazy for a second
06:14no no
06:14this is a weird life you know
06:16it's a weird thing we do
06:17your lips are fine madam
06:23send your lips to dr dave
06:31he wants to see all of your vaginas
06:34even did jazz hands
06:45that's what that song
06:46makes you do
06:48wild