Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in New York who works as a sensual masseuse that just married 10 women at the same time. After searching through his videos they discover he does a little more than sensual massage which leads to Dave creating a new word. SHA-DOUGLE!!
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00:00There is a sensual TikTok masseuse.
00:10His name is Emmanuel Luston.
00:12And he just married 10 women during a beach ceremony.
00:19That's not legal.
00:21He said he got a little bit of all the flavors.
00:25Wow.
00:26Huh?
00:27He is a New York masseur.
00:30He creates content as a sensual masseur on social media platforms such as TikTok, OnlyFans, Twitter, and Instagram.
00:40You want to see a bit of his?
00:41Does he bang these chicks?
00:43I think he does.
00:44Not, obviously, on TikTok.
00:47I don't know what it's going to be.
00:49So his name really isn't Luston.
00:51Mr. Luston Lisa, of course it is.
00:54Well, yes, his name is Emmanuel Luston.
00:57Yeah, I know what it's.
00:58I know.
00:59Mr. Luston.
01:00Maybe it's his name and he went with it.
01:02And he is rubbing her ass.
01:03Yeah, you need to relax.
01:06Let me rub you down.
01:09Yeah, let me spread them cheeks.
01:12He's spreading them, all right.
01:15He is spreading them.
01:16She is topless with a little thong on and he is going to town on her.
01:20You don't mind if I rub my Johnson on you because that's what's about to happen.
01:28Don't you think?
01:29Is he like a porn star too?
01:32Well, he has an OnlyFans, so.
01:33I just wonder sometimes.
01:36Let's look him up on Twitter.
01:39Sometimes, like, different porn people will have almost, like, contracts or, like, they work with.
01:48I think he shows more on.
01:50Oh, yeah.
01:50No, he just bangs him.
01:52Geez.
01:52Oh, my God.
01:53Okay, so he is shooting porn.
01:55Gosh, Lisa, sorry.
01:57I just, yeah.
01:59It's called an internal massage?
02:00Exactly.
02:00And his cats are just, cat and dog are just running around.
02:04He's got cats.
02:04Yeah.
02:05Oh, wow.
02:05That's a different massage.
02:07Stimulation.
02:08Oh, my God.
02:09So that's the one we were looking at, right?
02:11Yeah, but what's he about to do?
02:11Now he's got her bits in his face.
02:14So, yeah, he is just shooting porns with porn star chicks.
02:17Oh, wow.
02:18So that's how he makes all his money.
02:20Yeah.
02:21Huge dog.
02:22Why did I go back?
02:22I didn't mean to.
02:24I made a mistake.
02:26I made a mistake.
02:27Oh, he'll go down to Vaginatown.
02:30Oh, boy.
02:32Holy full-lingus.
02:34Yep.
02:35He's doing, that's full service right there.
02:37Oh, my God.
02:38Yep, that's full service.
02:39That's your rubbing rub.
02:41Your licking rub.
02:42All he needs is one piece of ice.
02:43Yep.
02:44Oh, my God.
02:45He's getting his booty eaten.
02:46Oh, my God.
02:47Why?
02:48Oh, my God, Lisa.
02:50Shoot.
02:51Yeah.
02:51He went to town on him.
02:53Yep.
02:54Holy hell.
02:57You'll see that in a massage parlor.
03:00Oh, my God.
03:00The best part is, too, it looks like he's trying to fix a picture.
03:02Yeah.
03:03But she's doing it down in the backside.
03:05He is.
03:05He's like, oh, this is not level.
03:08Let me fix that.
03:10You just do your job back there.
03:11Let me lick you up from now till you say stop.
03:19Yeah.
03:20Holy smokes.
03:21That is wild.
03:22You don't see that every day.
03:27That's outside, people.
03:28Oh, wow.
03:29Yeah.
03:29That's near a pool.
03:31Yep.
03:32That's what Dave was checking out.
03:33How much money does this guy make?
03:34Oh, my God.
03:35What now?
03:36What?
03:36Oh, my God.
03:37What?
03:38Oh, Jesus.
03:39Jesus.
03:40A lot of the.
03:42Holy shit.
03:43Dougal.
03:48Shit.
03:49Doodle.
03:49There's another new one.
03:52This is Dave watching porn.
03:55It's like.
03:58God.
03:59Holy shit.
04:01Doodle.
04:01That's why he doesn't watch porn a lot.
04:03I know.
04:03He can't.
04:04He can't.
04:04Because he just like.
04:05You'd hear this.
04:06You'd hear this coming from his room.
04:09Oh, holy shit.
04:12I don't know what is happening.
04:15He's doing a thing with his hand.
04:18There's all this water.
04:22Oh, my God.
04:27She's dining upon him.
04:30She's dining upon his backside.
04:34Dave watching porn.
04:36Yeah.
04:38Everyone would know.
04:39Everyone would know.
04:40Yeah, exactly.
04:41He's doing it again.
04:42There's no hiding when Dad's watching porn.
04:45Is this Dave on a roller coaster or is this Dave watching porn?
04:47Holy shit, dude.
04:48No.
04:49Yeah.
04:50Same.
04:51He's more vocal with porn.
04:54Oh, my God.
04:55I just didn't expect to see the things I'm seeing here.
04:58Yeah.
04:59No.
05:00This guy is nuts.
05:02Yeah.
05:04Whoa.
05:04Yeah.
05:05He's just a full-on porn star and he's got the girls in there.
05:11What the hell?
05:13My God.
05:14Oh, my Jesus.
05:17Dave team back again.
05:19A lot of song references thrown in.
05:23I'd pay for an OnlyFans account that's just Dave's reaction to porn.
05:27Oh, yeah.
05:27Yes.
05:28Yeah.
05:29Take my $10 a month, Dave.
05:31Yeah.
05:33Oh, boy.
05:34Whoa.
05:35My goodness.
05:37Yeah.
05:37This is what he does.
05:39This guy gets it on.
05:41Yeah.
05:41Whoa.
05:43Goodness.
05:44Well, yeah.
05:45Well, you really got to the bottom of it by going to his Twitter.
05:48Yeah.
05:49Shows it all.
05:50Yeah.
05:52I don't know what this guy does.
05:55Look him up here on the X.
05:56I thought, you know, sensual.
05:58No porn.
05:59No.
06:00Yeah.
06:00The man does porn.
06:01Yeah.
06:02That's what he does.
06:03Yeah.
06:04He makes porn.
06:05And honestly, like, for guys, this is, like, the way in porn, I think, to actually make
06:10a living doing it, where you set up, like, you're making all the porns.
06:16So, like, you are bringing people in, paying them, but then you have all of the.
06:22I can't.
06:22I can't even retweet it.
06:24He doesn't want to see it.
06:25Don't retweet it.
06:26Just look up Emanuel Lusten, people.
06:29Oh, these are all his wives.
06:31Yeah.
06:32He comes right up on the search.
06:35Yeah.
06:35So, you don't need to post it.
06:37Emanuel.
06:37Oh, my God.
06:38That one.
06:39Oh, my goodness.
06:40Oh, she likes, she likes his booty.
06:42Yeah.
06:42She lowers his booty.
06:44Yeah, just a lot of them.
06:44And then she's, oh, my.
06:46Watch where she goes next, right?
06:47She's there.
06:48Right?
06:49She's there.
06:49She's there.
06:54Please don't.
06:54It's kind of like the end of a sporting event.
06:56Don't you say my name.
06:58No.
06:58I'm just saying.
07:02I believe, Lisa, you have to see what's happening.
07:05It's insane.
07:06So, even though Dave's got the worst play-by-play, because it's just, she's there, and she's there,
07:15and now she's there.
07:15I hear it.
07:17She was in the back.
07:20Yeah.
07:21Dining.
07:21Okay, yeah.
07:22Then she went to the front to do the stuff.
07:25And then she goes to make out with him.
07:27Yeah, and then there was tons of making out.
07:29Oh, my God.
07:30To see to him.
07:31Oh, my.
07:32Holy mackerel.
07:34That's gross.
07:35Yeah, yeah.
07:36It's not great.
07:36Woof!
07:39That way he knows what both the front and back door tastes like.
07:41Oh, my God.
07:42He doesn't mind the taste of himself.
07:43His own front and back.
07:44Mm-hmm.
07:46God, lady.
07:47Wow.
07:48But I think that is the same one that was dining upon him the last time.
07:52So, that must be her thing.
07:55Oh, she's a...
07:55That's what she's known as.
07:56That's her passion.
07:57That's her passion.
07:58That's her passion.
08:00That's her passion.
08:01There's no doubt.
08:02Yeah.
08:03There's so much to see here.
08:05Emmanuel Luston.
08:07If you want to look him up on Twitter, not safe for work.
08:11Not safe for lying.
08:12No, I mean, you can't.
08:12Holy shadoogle.
08:14Yeah.
08:15Yeah, Dave made a word up.
08:16Holy shadoogle.
08:17He caused Dave to create a whole new word.
08:19Yeah.
08:19He made a word up when there was a certain scene.
08:23When he did create, like, the Dave dictionary.
08:26Oopsie doodle.
08:28Holy shadoogle.
08:29Well, shadoogle is a reaction to...
08:31...finger stuff.
08:35With resulting flow.
08:39Let's not forget doodly boop.
08:40Yeah.
08:41No.
08:41No.
08:41Doodly boop.
08:42No.
08:42We won't.
08:44But, yeah.
08:45We will not.
08:46There's lots to see.
08:47More than I expected.
08:48Oh, yeah.
08:49We did not do any research on this one before we got it going here.
08:52It was shocking.
08:53Yeah, because if I would have heard you in your office.
08:55Holy shadoogle.
08:57With all that.
08:58Oh, boy.
08:59Keep the door closed.
09:00The door was closed this morning.
09:02Yeah, that's true.
09:03Maybe that's why.
09:04I wasn't touching myself.
09:06For God's sake.
09:07I don't think you would be either.
09:09It would have been just screaming.
09:11Yeah.
09:14Man.
09:15Yikes, huh?
09:15I've seen some things.
09:16Yeah.
09:17Yep.
09:18Yep.
09:18Been a part of some stuff.
09:19Mm-hmm.
09:20I don't think you can top that today, Dave.
09:21There's no looking back now.
09:22No, I don't think so.
09:23No.
09:23There isn't.
09:24There isn't.