Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who was making 'Solo Date' TikTok videos when she caught a guy sniffing her butt in a bookstore.
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00:00This TikToker was filming like a cute little video on her solo date at a bookstore.
00:10What she caught, though, was a pervert trying to sniff her ass.
00:15Whoa.
00:17Just give me a sniff.
00:18Yeah, absolutely crazy.
00:20Here's a little bit of how it played out.
00:22It's day 20 of 100 days of solo dates, and today we're going to Barnes & Noble and getting
00:26Starbucks.
00:26Except I ended up being stalked and violated the entire time.
00:29So I get to Barnes & Noble and get my Starbucks.
00:31I'm super excited to look at books, but this is the area that it started.
00:34I was in this corner for a while, and I noticed a guy was staring at me through that little
00:38hole, and I couldn't tell if I was being paranoid or if he was just reading a book and he just
00:42happened to be in that little corner.
00:43Anyways, it felt like anywhere I moved, he kept following me.
00:46So I recorded just in case he was trying to say anything or do anything to me.
00:50But I definitely didn't expect him to do this.
00:53Like, what the...
00:54Actual bleep.
00:56I'm thinking I'm fine because he hasn't said anything or touched me or anything.
00:59But then you notice that he goes over and does the same thing to this girl, and he'll
01:03crouch down low and pretend like he's doing something and then smell.
01:08I don't know.
01:08And the whole time I'm wondering why he's always around me.
01:11But this was our interaction.
01:14He's the Barnes & Noble butt sniffer.
01:17He is.
01:18It's incredible.
01:19Mind you, anyone in Barnes & Noble, I'm thinking...
01:22Is into sniffing butts?
01:23They're here for the butts.
01:25You're not here to buy a book.
01:27Come on.
01:28Get out of here.
01:30What are you doing in here?
01:32Hey, butt snippers!
01:33Like, if you're not there to use their free Wi-Fi and get some work done, you're there to
01:39sniff butts.
01:40Even the people that work at Barnes & Noble should ask everyone that comes in the door, like,
01:44why are you here?
01:45Yeah.
01:45What book are you looking for?
01:47No, tell me.
01:48What genre?
01:49At least have a genre, because if not, I know you're here to sniff a butt.
01:54Did she confront him, or she didn't realize until after?
01:57It almost looked like she might have caught him there towards the end.
01:59Yeah, that's what it looked like.
02:00Like, that he was like...
02:01Because he was facing the wrong way, kneeling down.
02:04Yeah.
02:04And it's like, what are you doing, bud?
02:06Yeah, she confronted him and asked what he was doing.
02:09He claimed to be tying his shoes.
02:12It's hard to understand.
02:13What are you doing?
02:16Oh, I think there's something real wrong with me.
02:18I was so freaked out when I turned around and saw him literally under me, so freaking
02:23close to me.
02:24So I decided to tell the front desk.
02:29Oh, yeah.
02:29He has, like, these red beads, and he's, like, pretending like he's tying his shoes,
02:34and he's, like, smelling people.
02:37He's smelling people!
02:38Oh, my God.
02:44Got another butt sniffer in the fiction section.
02:46Another butt sniffer in fiction.
02:47Again?
02:48Yeah.
02:49Oh, man.
02:50I bet there's, like, a Barnes & Noble discount they give you when you've had your butt sniffed.
02:54Oh, there's a coupon for you, sweetie.
02:55You know, like, oh, yeah, that just happened to me.
02:56Here you go.
02:5720% off.
02:57That's me, one of the 20% butt snipping discounts.
02:59Soft cover only.
03:00Oh, another sexual violation, huh?
03:02Okay.
03:03No hard covers on that offer.
03:05Come on, though.
03:06Covers aren't the only thing hard in that.
03:07Oh.
03:08Aw, damn.
03:09Time to go from the bookstore.
03:11Oh, no.
03:12That's not good.
03:13Solo date went real bad.
03:15Yeah, it really did.
03:18Listen, I don't want to think like a pervert, but if I was into smelling ladies' booties,
03:26that's probably one of my best options.
03:28Oh, you like a librarian style.
03:30No, but I'm just saying, like, all the women you see in that video seemed fairly attractive.
03:35Like, if I'm looking for the greatest gathering.
03:38I think what it is, is there's a couple things that make that location pretty good.
03:42Um, there's shelves, taller shelves filled with books all over the place.
03:48Lots of places to hide.
03:48Like a maze almost, right?
03:49So, like, someone can't really see you unless they're looking down the aisle way.
03:53So, there's a lot of, uh, you know, hiding spots.
04:00This guy's bold, though.
04:02He sniffed two butts, was going for the third butt in what?
04:08Like 30 seconds?
04:10But, you know, he's done it for years, man.
04:12Oh, yeah.
04:12No, there's no doubt.
04:13That's a veteran.
04:14How many women do you think he smelled that day?
04:17Oh, that day?
04:18Mm-hmm.
04:19Like, we saw at least two.
04:21Well, I feel like he got, he got up out of there as soon as he, he almost got caught there.
04:25So, probably just the two, unless there were more earlier.
04:28Um, but over time, I bet he smelled a hundred butts.
04:32He wasn't expecting a TikToker on a solo date at the Barnes & Noble.
04:36Who is?
04:37Well, no one is.
04:38Who is?
04:39No one is.
04:40Who is?
04:41Come on now.
04:44So crazy.
04:44He's right up in her ass.
04:46I know.
04:47He really is.
04:49Oh, geez.
04:50So, she filed a police report and gave screenshots of Barnes & Noble of the creepy guy.
04:55Yeah, she got clear shots of him, so hopefully they find him before he can sniff any more butts.
05:00Yeah.
05:01It's so crazy.
05:02I would, like, track his movement.
05:03This world we live in is so crazy.
05:04It is.
05:05We're all so perverted and nuts.
05:06But, like, why?
05:06How?
05:07We live in a world where there's bookstore butt sniffers.
05:10Yeah.
05:10Yeah, well, I feel like-
05:11Probably more than ever before.
05:12This guy's probably been up to all those other things, maybe allegedly, too, you know?
05:17Like, that's just such a bold move that that, to me, is a seasoned butt sniffing veteran.
05:23Absolutely.
05:24So, I mean, what can they bust you for?
05:28If they just had him butt sniffing?
05:32I don't know, honestly.
05:34Like, is it harassment?
05:35Is it a violation?
05:36Is it some sort of sexual charge?
05:39I mean, it was in her space.
05:40Yeah.
05:41I just don't know, like, it'd be wild that someone could come right up to, close to your
05:47butt and smell it.
05:49Right.
05:49I know.
05:49And then it's horrible and it's wrong, but what crime?
05:53I don't know.
05:54Oh, man.
05:55What law did he break?
05:56I wonder.
05:57Hopefully they have time to other stuff and they can get him that way.
05:59That's it.
06:00Yeah.
06:00They can make the connection, but at least they're onto him now.
06:02That's it.
06:03I don't know.
06:04I don't know.