Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a car that crashed into a massage parlor in Washington state. Then, discuss table showers at massage parlors after talking about rub & tugs.
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00:00well a sudden stop at a massage parlor did not result in the happy ending the driver of the
00:13suv that crashed into it might normally have hoped for it ever at washington is where this story
00:22took place there it is there oh my god an unidentified driver rammed his vehicle right
00:28through the front of vip massage nailing the storefront so hard that the suv was almost
00:34completely inside of it now there were people inside even though this was two o'clock in the
00:42morning that's funny god they had their massages interrupted by the crash but luckily no one was
00:49injured the driver is believed to have been under the influence at the time of the crash i just look
00:54at that sign you guys this show i'm like the rub and tug whisperer yeah well yeah i mean
01:01it's always been easy to figure out all i need is to see the sign and i'll be like yep jerk you off
01:10yep jerk you off nope we'll not jerk you off i'm just thinking about the people inside that were
01:15getting a massage at the time that a car crashes through well that's my luck i'm like i finally
01:19i'm like i'm doing it i'm going in there i'm like almost remember he couldn't sleep all night
01:25yeah exactly
01:26should i do it should i get tugged i should be there at 2 a.m and then i'm almost almost done
01:34and an suv flies ruined again and then the cops are there foiled again oh no it's not great yeah no
01:43this place for sure does rub and tugs yeah yeah it is listed on the that hub oh where you find them
01:51oh the um rub map yeah yeah rub map it's on there okay of course it says a uh table shower is a yes
02:00so does that mean you get like shower it's like that's soapy it's the soapy massage oh so they
02:05probably climb on you and and slide all over so does the table have drains in it yeah i think so
02:11yeah so it's almost like a autopsy table i don't know about that i think it's more of like
02:18yeah an autopsy table because that's what they they have drains in them too right
02:24i don't know you're really a dark man
02:28you know my brain went you know those floaties it's like a floaty you're on like one of those
02:40like a pool floaty and someone sliding all over you with oils i pictured like a stainless steel
02:45clinical no my god i want you to make this feel like an autopsy
02:50are your legs up in stirrups i don't know how it's done i just wonder i mean that's so dark
02:57because i've never thought about the juices of an autopsy oh yeah no yeah i've never thought of
03:02never yeah unless you do autopsies i don't understand how you'd be like where did this
03:07all this juice go yeah like into the table yeah i don't know there's a drain there's a drain right
03:12on those cold stainless steel yeah no i want it to be like a beach party how is it how are they
03:19old asian lady jumping on top of me it must be the amber effect like she's you watch things maybe
03:26with her autopsy tables are in your head yeah exactly no it's true that's the only way i'm
03:30exposed to it yeah she's exposed me to lots of dark-sided stuff that does make sense he's seen
03:34probably a lot of simulated autopsies yeah table shower table oh yeah no let's look it up here and
03:41see oh i mean yeah wet tables you think they wash those down in between those places not enough
03:48you're just laying in the yeah not enough in the filth of another oh the lake of another man
03:53yeah oh man don't go swimming in another man's lake
03:57didn't make me feel comfortable yeah i i have a question 1-855-954-6969 is the number
04:151-855-954-6969 text us at 4-6969 i don't get
04:21the sexiness of being bathed like do you want scrub down on a table to me it seems like a very
04:28clinical like almost like you're looking at it looking at it i guess the wrong way you just see
04:33clinical i see beach time fun do i want an old asian lady to scrub my be no i don't like i said like
04:38i don't like if you are super attracted to someone and like they were like hey uh i bought
04:45this air mattress i'm pouring oil all over our each other and shower that's that is kind of what
04:52it is yeah that's kind of what it is what i do know on this topic is from my father
04:57when he was in the marines i'm gonna light a fire he was in okinawa and he said that he went to
05:04one of like a bathhouse there yeah and they he got washed down by a lady oh yeah he described it
05:09as a very pleasant okay all right i bet it was so it's just like a soapy rub and tuck yeah it's like
05:15i think they call them soapy massages i mean i don't think he was just getting clean i usually i'm
05:21like all right yeah stop i've never heard the end you almost have to have a big stop sign
05:27is that you pull a hole up there it is dad we can stop there it's not like they just give you a bath
05:32or whatever and scrub you down you mean they just like uh they're like cleaning you they clean under
05:38your arms and put some soap on there i'm like no dave they don't bring your own body wash they jerk you
05:44off irish spring they slide their naked body on your penis that is what's happening my dad says they
05:53clean you pretty good yeah i bet i bet it's a real deep clean it does yeah okay i had it mixed up i
06:01guess i just didn't know i meant him like what's so sexual about that it's a clinical steel table
06:07where they give you okay we do have a seat surprisingly a lot of people listening oh yeah
06:13anonymous with voice changing technology okay hello anonymous you've had a table shower
06:18yes i have all right describe how it starts how does it go uh well you're naked okay you walk into
06:27a like a bathroom like a kind of like a gym type bathroom okay and there's just a table in there
06:34and you lay uh face down and then she just takes like kind of like a wand from a shower that you have
06:39in your regular bathroom yeah and then just kind of hands gives you a shower and then you know
06:45flips you over starts getting your shower and then starts doing other stuff do you yeah yeah
06:50so they didn't lay on top of you and and use their body on you so what you're thinking of is a new
06:57room massage yeah i'm yeah okay but table shower is different than that i believe yes the new room
07:02yeah yeah it's way low okay describe the table you were on just like a comfy kind of like plush
07:10massage table with no no drain where does your juices go where does the water go down onto the
07:17ground the the the ground is like a gym bathroom yeah you're in like a tile yeah probably a drain
07:24picture like a community bathroom type thing no yeah yeah well at least all of the stuff from the other men
07:32is down it doesn't pool around the thing that you know what i mean it's all down in the drain
07:36out of 10 what would you give it your shower table massage you know it's an experience it's an
07:43experience um i'd say it's like a 7.5 okay all right it's just a start right yeah so you're clean
07:51and jerked yep the old clean and jerk that's what they should call it yeah the clean and jerk all right
07:57thanks anonymous uh joe you've done one on a regular line here uh hi joe okay hey how's it going good uh
08:04so describe the process is it similar like these guys are saying uh well i just walk in uh for a uh
08:11for a massage and they you know they got different things you can do and if they have a shower uh
08:15shower table or whatever um you go in there uh sometimes they'll put you into a sauna or something
08:21like that and then you go into the shower room and uh basically you're you're completely new they strip
08:27you down they they completely sponge bath you you know completely soak you and sud you up yeah and
08:35wash everything off they're touching touching everything on you and then uh then after that
08:39they take you into the massage room give you a full massage and then after that usually ask if you want
08:45something something uh extra right and i've had anywhere from a hand job to a bj to even full-on sex yeah
08:53you're a brave man joe he is yeah yeah he may not be really joe joe you're not worried about
09:11stds yeah you only live once dave uh i did this in my uh like early to mid 20s yeah
09:18yeah okay but so how many wieners have been in her though oh don't worry about that no you were
09:24just you don't think about that you don't think about that when you're that young though no when
09:27you're that young you don't think you don't yeah no all right no all right fake joe thanks for calling
09:32in yep see you joe no problem i am naive i guess i mean i know yeah you are you'd think like what the
09:39crazy thing is so many people in my life think that i know of stuff they have no idea about right
09:45because of this show yes yet still there's stuff that i am not familiar with with the massage stuff
09:50that just that whole world is beyond me not because like when i was in my 20s and at my horniest
09:55i just had a different dream i'm like if i don't get laid i'm not gonna go get jerked
09:59right i'm gonna get like a full-on prostitute yes right yeah yeah which is i think there's a lot
10:06of people but then i think some people like to dip their toe in that pool first you were just like
10:12cannonball if it came to that you were gonna cannonball yeah well you know like some people
10:19are like they dip their toe in they get on the ladder and go down a bit and then get out and you
10:24know like there's a cannonball person and a dip the toe right i am a cannonball yeah so that's that