Dave & Chuck the Freak ask female listeners to share what they love about receiving "mouth love". No one was expecting to hear from "Gertrude"...and she had a lot to say about guys visiting her "downstairs".
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00:00Who among us does not enjoy a quality orgasm?
00:09Well, let me know when you get a quality one.
00:14Sometimes guys make women out to be these impossible to solve puzzles
00:18when sometimes the answer to satisfying them is right on the tip of your tongue.
00:23Oh, I thought it was just, you go ahead and do it yourself.
00:26Now, when asked about receiving oral gratification from the men in their lives,
00:36here's what women said they love the most about when a partner takes a deep dive down south.
00:44I'm just glad that Dave screened it and freeze on him with a...
00:47Oh, the tongue out?
00:50Don't risk it. Don't risk it.
00:54Don't risk it.
00:55Yeah, we'd have to turn it off, huh?
00:57We'd have to go over there.
00:58Let's just turn that off.
01:00Put up a little blanket over there.
01:01Right.
01:02That's disturbing.
01:03Yeah, my God.
01:04Look, you can see right down his throat.
01:07Oh, man.
01:08Ladies, by the way, if you want to chime in, what do you love about receiving...
01:11Dave, they're not chiming in.
01:13Okay.
01:13Lisa, they're not chiming in.
01:15Oh, I love when a guy's down there.
01:18Thank God you're finally talking about...
01:20Oh, we got our first call.
01:21Hello, welcome to Dave and Chuck the Freak.
01:22...talking about stuff I love.
01:25Yeah, Dave was asking what I love about a guy going down on me.
01:32I love it when the tongue is extra long.
01:35I've seen Dave's tongue.
01:36I'd love for him to take a lick.
01:39Oh, my God.
01:40Get down on me, Dave.
01:41Oh, my Lord, baby.
01:42Get on down.
01:45Downtown.
01:45You ever go around the backside, Dave?
01:49Okay, come on now.
01:50Give me a little extra.
01:51All righty now.
01:52Give me a little extra juice, man.
01:54Oh, my God.
01:55Oh, my God.
01:56Oh, here we go.
01:59No.
01:59You'll know when it happens.
02:01You'll be soaked.
02:02Oh, my God.
02:03Okay.
02:04Damn.
02:05Shut up, lady.
02:06You're like Old Faithful down there.
02:09Uh-oh.
02:10Time's almost up.
02:12I hear a rumbling.
02:14Oh, my God.
02:15The ground is shaking, Dave.
02:19You're shaking me up.
02:21Here we go.
02:23Okay.
02:24Stop it, lady.
02:27Oh, no.
02:28Like a flood.
02:33Oh, my God.
02:35I love it.
02:38Well, I can't wait to get those calls.
02:40Yeah, we're not getting any calls.
02:42Ladies, what do you love about receiving mouth love?
02:45Oh, my God.
02:46If you want to chime in, you can be anonymous.
02:49You can ask for voice-changing technology.
02:52I don't even need to voice-changing.
02:53I don't even care.
02:54Not you again.
02:55Let me tell you what I love about it.
02:56Stop it, lady.
02:57Don't put her through.
02:58Let me tell you.
03:00The first thing I love is the quivering legs from about two minutes afterwards.
03:04Oh, my God.
03:05Oh, my God.
03:05And I don't want to have just one, Dave.
03:07When you're down there, even though you're drenched.
03:11Okay, God.
03:12I want you to keep trying.
03:13I want you to be like you're in a World War I trench.
03:17I want you to have trench foot by the time it's done.
03:20Oh, my God.
03:20I want you to be pruned like you swam for a week straight.
03:26Okay.
03:26Because of me.
03:27All right.
03:28That's going to do it.
03:29Thanks for calling back.
03:30Okay, thanks.
03:31Good luck on more calls.
03:32If no one calls, I'll call right back.
03:33No, do not.
03:34No one's calling.
03:35I'll call you back in a couple minutes.
03:36I see the lines.
03:37Okay.
03:37I haven't even given the number yet.
03:39You haven't even let me.
03:39You know, you think that's it?
03:40They know the number.
03:41Yeah, you think they don't know the number.
03:43That's it.
03:4369, 69.
03:45Yeah, hello.
03:46That's easy to remember.
03:48It's burned in my phone.
03:50Speaking of 69.
03:52Okay, lady.
03:52I love them.
03:54I love them.
03:56You ever do the reverse 69?
03:58Okay.
03:58Double back.
03:59Okay.
04:00That's it for now.
04:01That's it for now, lady.
04:02I love it.
04:03Thanks for calling in.
04:04All right.
04:04I'll call back in a couple minutes.
04:06All the best.
04:06All right.
04:06Bye.
04:071-855-954-6969 is the number.
04:121-855-954-6969.
04:17What do you love?
04:18Dingy, dingy.
04:18No.
04:19Dingy, dingy.
04:20You finally gave out the phone number, so I called back.
04:23Enough.
04:24Seemingly no one else is.
04:26I'm taking a look over here.
04:27I just gave the number out.
04:28Give it a minute.
04:30Single call, so I'm here talking about going down.
04:34Dave Hunter on me.
04:36Stop it.
04:37Enough.
04:37Don't use my name.
04:39Long Tongue Hunter.
04:41Dave Hunter.
04:42Enough.
04:43All right.
04:43Dave Hunter, the Tongue Hunter.
04:46Okay.
04:47That's enough.
04:48He slays my bits every night with that tongue of death.
04:53Okay.
04:54Oh, someone's calling.
04:55Someone's calling.
04:56No, that's impossible.
04:58No, there's three.
04:59No, look at the phone, bitches.
05:01Let's see who it is.
05:02Let's see who it is.
05:03I hope they sound just like me, please.
05:05Let's get Court to screen.
05:08Oh, there's another one.
05:09There's four or five.
05:10Oh, stand by for this.
05:12Oh, the six.
05:13Oh.
05:13Let's go to Anonymous.
05:14Hi, Anonymous.
05:15How are you?
05:16Let's get to save to stop talking about this.
05:17It gets me off.
05:19I figured I would call before that girl calls back again.
05:23Thank you so much, Anonymous.
05:25She's calling back.
05:26Depending on what you say.
05:27What do you love about mouth love?
05:29I like when it's slow and you guys get too confident.
05:36They go too fast and it hurts.
05:38Like, we need to warm up first.
05:40But I like it when it starts slow.
05:43You know, make your way down there.
05:44You don't need to, like, race car drive so you can have sex.
05:47Settle down, right, boys?
05:49Okay.
05:49All right.
05:50Oh, no.
05:51I'm going to join the show for a bit.
05:52Anonymous, she's with us again.
05:54I'm enjoying the show for a bit.
05:55No, I'm sorry.
05:56Yeah, take your time.
05:57But take it slow is your advice.
05:59That's what you love.
06:00You know, you're like, like Dave.
06:01Come down, baby.
06:03Calm down.
06:05Settle it down.
06:06Calm down.
06:06All right.
06:06I didn't even get your name.
06:07What's your name?
06:09My name?
06:09Yeah.
06:10I haven't even thought of it.
06:11I better not tell you.
06:12I don't want people.
06:13There's a lot of people out there.
06:15Oh, Anonymous whore.
06:16Okay.
06:17Gertrude.
06:18Gertrude.
06:18Call me Gertrude.
06:20Gertrude.
06:20Gertrude.
06:21Yeah, it's not my real name, Lee.
06:23Oh, okay.
06:24Gertrude.
06:25Let's go to Alana.
06:28Hi.
06:29I love when they stop.
06:31Just stop.
06:33I can't give up.
06:35I'm not going to do it.
06:37Give up.
06:38She don't paint down there all night.
06:41You just, like, you hate it?
06:44I don't hate it.
06:45They just try too hard.
06:46I'm like, just stop, please.
06:49You know, listen here.
06:50God, I feel so bad for you.
06:51I feel like we need to find you, like, a good tongue lover.
06:53No, listen, honey.
06:55Oh, relax.
06:55No, please find one.
06:57Come find me.
06:58Oh, my God.
06:59He must be terrible.
07:01I will say it.
07:03Some guys are just like, no, I'm not giving up.
07:05I'm not giving up.
07:06Just give up.
07:08Oh, my God.
07:09You guys crack me up.
07:10Thanks for the laugh.
07:11Thank you, Alana.
07:12Have a great day.
07:14That's so sad that she's never had good mouth love, though.
07:16Like, that's a tragedy.
07:18Yeah, I think it's funny that dudes are just always freestyling it from the get-go.
07:22Yeah, and I, you know, I think they're just, some guys just think they're doing something that's working, and it's never going.
07:28Well, they probably get a lot out of porn, too.
07:30That's it.
07:30And if you watch porn for that.
07:31That in porn is the craziest thing you'll ever see.
07:34Oh, my God.
07:34That just makes no sense.
07:36Don't think they like that.
07:37No, but they pretend.
07:39Someone texted, too, into 46969 said, my husband does this thing where he blows into it sometimes.
07:45Felt weird at first.
07:49Like a porn?
07:51Yeah, it was like a...
07:53Oh, my God.
07:53Keep blowing, Dave.
07:55Keep on blowing.
07:57I love it.
07:59Like a balloon?
08:00No, I don't.
08:00I'm not.
08:01I was role-playing for a second.
08:02I can't anymore.
08:03Almost there.
08:04Okay, no.
08:05No more blowing.
08:05No more blowing.
08:06I like it.
08:07I like it.
08:09Okay, stop it.
08:10Stop it.
08:11Leave the room.
08:12Yeah.
08:13No, stop it.
08:14Oh, no.
08:15Okay.
08:15That's not me.
08:17That's you.
08:18Nope.
08:20No, thanks.
08:22That's number two.
08:24This one's different.
08:25Yep.
08:26As well.
08:27My guy makes bee noises when he goes downtown.
08:30Bee noises.
08:31Why?
08:32Don't do that, guys.
08:34No, no, no.
08:36You're a bee.
08:37What's happening?
08:38No.
08:42So that dude in his mind, he's like, a vibrator vibrates.
08:46And a bee buzzes.
08:48I'm going to try this.
08:56Yeah.
08:56Holy crap.
08:59That's it, boys.
09:00We've got the secrets.
09:01She says, knock out every time.
09:03Well.
09:03Yeah, but I'd be distracted by your bee sounds.
09:05Oh, my God.
09:06I'd be laughing so hard.
09:07Oh, my goodness.
09:08It would shut it down.
09:09It's incredible.
09:10It's incredible.
09:11Please, every man try this tonight.
09:13Don't do it.
09:14Bust out a bee noise on your woman.
09:17Put a bee costume on.
09:18Tell them Dave and Chuck said so.
09:20Right.
09:21I've got, like, a little bee underwear on.
09:24Oh, my God.
09:24I've got, like, a little bee stinger.
09:26A little bee stinger.
09:27Float like a butterfly sting like a bee.
09:29Bzzz.
09:30Bzzz.
09:30Bzzz.
09:30Bzzz.
09:30Bzzz.
09:30Bzzz.
09:30Bzzz.
09:31Bzzz.
09:31Bzzz.
09:31Bzzz.
09:31Bzzz.
09:32Bzzz.
09:32Bzzz.
09:32Bzzz.
09:32Bzzz.
09:33Bzzz.
09:33Bzzz.
09:33Bzzz.
09:34Bzzz.
09:34Bzzzji down there.
09:38You little bees here.
09:41It's half of the birds that you listen to, the birds and the bees.
09:47That is different.
09:48Yeah.
09:50Hey, man.
09:51Hey.
09:51There's somebody for everybody.
09:52Yeah.
09:52All these years later, you can't underestimate our color.
09:56Thank you for calling in, sharing your stories.
09:59Your love of world.