Dave & Chuck the Freak try to figure out what the 'Pervert of the Day', who is a plumber, did with a rolling pin in a woman's bathroom. No one guessed correctly and it's because Dave was using a different definition of the word pervert this time around.
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00:00Dave and Chuck the Freaks Pervert of the Day
00:09A plumber has been caught on camera
00:14Okay
00:16Taking a woman's rolling pin into the bathroom
00:21He's gonna make some bread with that
00:23For a sickening act
00:24Some cookies he's gonna make like roll out some dough
00:30Or is it poop
00:31He's gonna use it to retrieve some loaf
00:34The homeowner had called him to her property in Brisbane, Australia
00:38To fix the bathroom's toilet and shower
00:40He had been recommended by a friend
00:42Do you think this guy's into penis torture?
00:45You think he rolled out his penis?
00:46Oh my god, like flattened it like cookie dough?
00:49Yeah
00:49F you, Chuck
00:51I think he did butt stuff with it
00:53I mean, that's the number one
00:54He satimized himself
00:56Yeah, that would be
00:57Or you could say that, I guess
00:59That's the official term
01:02It is
01:03Sorry, did I get too medical for you?
01:04It's hard to hear, though
01:06It's hard to hear, though
01:06It's hard to hear, though
01:06You got a little too much on him
01:07I said butt stuff
01:08And I think everyone knew what I meant
01:11And we just said the official term
01:13Well, maybe he's got a big juicy booty
01:15And he's rubbing the rolling pin on his butt
01:17And that'd be butt stuff
01:18Yep
01:18I'm giving you the roadmap to exactly what he's possibly doing
01:21Yeah
01:22Thanks, James
01:23In the most official term possible
01:24Thank you, James
01:25You're welcome
01:26Ah, yep
01:26I'm gonna go throw my dictionary and my thesaurus away now
01:30James will lead you down the road to sodomy
01:32Yeah, he does
01:33Many times, many times
01:34We'll just call him sodomy
01:35That's his new nickname
01:36Oh, wow
01:37That's a great
01:38That's a bad one
01:38Sodomy Sam
01:39My friends call me sod
01:40Yeah
01:40Why's that?
01:42Do you do a lot of landscaping?
01:44No, sodomy
01:45Do you do a lot of landscaping?
01:47Yeah
01:47Nope, nope
01:48Nothing to do with landscaping
01:49Just a lot of sodomy
01:50I never even thought of rolling out your wiener
01:53Like that
01:53Well, I mean, that's just off the top of my head
01:55I also thought about just smashing balls
01:58No, it's usually just some smacking around
02:00Yeah, more
02:01Yeah
02:02Like a speed bag
02:03Yeah, a speed bag
02:05Or like, you know, a kitten
02:05Like the little mouse toys
02:09You can
02:09Yeah
02:10Someone said of all the things that went through my mind
02:12Rolling his dong out like dough
02:14Was not what I was expecting
02:15No, I don't think many people thought
02:16What about putting it on the countertop
02:18And then just donking it with it
02:20Because that would be
02:20Like smashing it with the right
02:22Yeah, bam
02:22Because, you know
02:23That's quite a weapon
02:24What did he do?
02:26It had to be butt stuff, right?
02:27I already have us right
02:28I will tell you
02:29He took it into the bathroom
02:30Where he used it to fix the toilet
02:34And then he put it right back in her drawer
02:39Oh, I didn't even think of that
02:39Oh, he got the toilet working?
02:42He didn't have any tools
02:44He had to use a rolling pin?
02:45For something that was going on there
02:47He needed something else
02:48So he borrowed her rolling pin
02:50What could he have done?
02:50To clear a blockage
02:51Like usually you might use a hammer
02:53Or a plunger
02:55Oh my god
02:56Was it through the back of the toilet?
02:58He probably fixed something on the back of the toilet
03:01I don't know
03:01Really through a curveball with the pervert music
03:04Yeah, it's not really pervy
03:06That's perversion
03:06That's using something for what it's not
03:08I don't know, Dave
03:09Let's look up the definite
03:10To me, that's a perverted use
03:12No
03:13You got all that wrong
03:15Yeah, I'm sorry
03:17Hey, James
03:18Don't throw that dictionary out just yet
03:20Look
03:20Alter something from its original course
03:23Meaning or state
03:25To a distortion or corruption
03:26Of what was first intended
03:28Yeah, but I feel like we use this
03:29Yeah, this is not
03:30We have never
03:31We use the music for the second
03:33Yeah, this is
03:34No, no, no
03:35Get out of here
03:36Get out of here
03:38Get out of here
03:39That's you guys
03:39That's not you
03:40Get out of here with that crap
03:42The pervert is
03:43I'm not even impressed by it
03:45No
03:45I don't even find it gross
03:46This was a perverted use
03:48Of the pervert of the day
03:49Exactly
03:50It's something from its original
03:51Course, meaning or state
03:53Which is what he did
03:54With a rolling pin
03:55We normally use it as the second
03:56A person whose sexual behavior
03:58Is regarded as abnormal
04:00Or unacceptable
04:01And that is one use
04:02That's not pervert
04:02But that is one use
04:04That's not
04:04We normally use that
04:05What?
04:05What?
04:06That whole thing
04:07The pervert of the day
04:08Or whatever
04:09What?
04:09How are we to trust ever again
04:11I can't
04:12I can't
04:12We don't trust him
04:13We're supposed to guess that
04:15We can't play games
04:16With Dave anymore
04:17No
04:17I mean, my God
04:18I can throw you a curveball
04:19Change it up
04:20No
04:21He perverted the definition
04:23Of pervert
04:23He did
04:24Chuck's guessing
04:25Rolling out his
04:26Well, why wouldn't you?
04:27Because
04:28Why wouldn't you?
04:29We're playing a pervert
04:30Of the day
04:31I know
04:32Is there any chance
04:34Davey possibly used
04:35The rolling pin
04:36For a
04:37Some kind of thing
04:40Other than what
04:41It was designed
04:42For that day?
04:44Is that possibly
04:45What he did?
04:45You got it
04:46Chuck
04:47Way to go, dude
04:48Way to go
04:49To fix the toilet
04:51We all jumped on James
04:53Because of his
04:54Sodomy
04:54I know
04:54Yeah
04:55I'm more upset
04:56With Dave
04:57Than any kind of
05:00Sodomy
05:00Jesus
05:01Misuse of an intro
05:03Dave is the
05:03Pervert
05:04Yes, exactly
05:05Fine
05:05I'll accept it
05:07I thought it was
05:08Perverted use
05:10Of an original item
05:11Dave, you are such
05:12A pervert
05:12It's a stretch
05:13Yeah
05:13That's a real stretch
05:15You made Lisa
05:16Say butt stuff
05:17Yeah
05:18Exactly
05:19The nicest thing
05:20That was said
05:21Was butt stuff
05:22You're right
05:23Like, oh
05:24What did this
05:24Plumber do
05:25To himself?
05:26What perverted
05:27Thing
05:27Would a plumber do?
05:29It's sickening
05:29It is sickening
05:30Would you want
05:31Your rolling pin
05:32Used to clean
05:32The toilet?
05:33No, of course not
05:33Was it to clean
05:35Or
05:35Well, to clear
05:36A blockage
05:37Yeah, I mean
05:38No, of course not
05:39But anyway
05:39Back to the story here
05:40He returned the rolling pin
05:42Where he found it
05:43It was never cleaned
05:45The lack of hygiene
05:47The woman said
05:48Could have made her
05:48Desperately ill
05:49She was sickened
05:50About the cleanliness
05:51Issue than anything else
05:53She said
05:54I am really upset
05:56By this
05:56How many other people
05:57Has he done this to?
05:58Apparently he also
05:59Stole a pair of her earrings
06:00From a bedroom drawer
06:02She said
06:03It's so personal
06:03Your bedroom drawers
06:04Are so personal
06:05And there's a camera
06:06Right across from his face
06:07You can see him
06:08Going through my drawers
06:09It was really upsetting
06:10From all the stuff
06:11In the story
06:12I mean
06:12He stole a pair of earrings
06:13And he had a rolling pin
06:14I for sure thought
06:15He was going to put earrings on
06:16And roll his wiener out
06:17I thought for sure
06:18That makes more sense
06:21Sounds like a fun night
06:24Yeah
06:25That was like
06:26I was for sure
06:27That's why I want to
06:29Throw you a little curveball
06:30A little curveball
06:31There's the plumber
06:32That was recommended
06:33By a friend
06:34There's the images
06:34Of him in the house
06:35There
06:36That's the rolling pin
06:37In question
06:37That's super short
06:38Tight shorts
06:39Yeah he loves them
06:40Tight and short
06:41And that's him
06:43That's how she knew
06:44What he was doing
06:45In the bathroom there
06:45She got cameras
06:46Everywhere
06:46This lady
06:47Yeah
06:48So
06:49He didn't know
06:49No
06:50Listen I'd much rather
06:52You put my rolling pin
06:53In the toilet
06:54Than shove it up
06:55Your ass in my bathroom
06:56Yeah
06:56Okay
06:56If you gotta do
06:57Something with it
06:58Of course
06:58You can just throw
06:58The rolling pin out
06:59And disinfect everything
07:01Yeah I mean
07:02But if you just
07:02If you never found out though
07:04That's a funny thing
07:05To have to say
07:06To a plumber
07:06I'd much rather
07:08You take my rolling pin
07:09And fix my toilet
07:10With it
07:10Than shove it up your ass
07:11Don't say that
07:15To your next plumber
07:15I think you should
07:17Maybe
07:17Now
07:17Be like listen
07:19If you gotta use my rolling pin
07:21Just shove it up your ass
07:22Okay
07:22Don't do anything perverted
07:24Like put it in the toilet
07:26Don't do something perverted
07:28With it
07:30The day you say that
07:31To your plumber
07:31Is the day you know
07:32We've done too many
07:33Of these topics
07:33Yes
07:34I've got the rolling pin
07:36Locked up
07:36Don't even think about it
07:37Listen I'm not letting you
07:37Anywhere near my rolling pin
07:39I know what you plumbers
07:39Do with it
07:40You're either gonna
07:42Make your wiener
07:43Into bread
07:43Or you're gonna
07:45Shove it up your ass
07:47Is what you're gonna
07:47You better not
07:48Take that
07:49And use it
07:50To hammer a nail in
07:51Cause that's perverted
07:53You take a rolling pin
07:55And hammer a nail in
07:56Keep it clean
07:57With a little light sodomy
07:58Yeah
07:59Just ask if he brought
08:01His own rolling pin
08:02Yeah
08:03He should have
08:03His own plumber tools
08:04Right
08:05Like a hammer
08:05Whatever
08:06Like a plunger
08:07You're gonna go
08:07Put those earrings on
08:08Aren't you
08:09You're gonna shove that
08:11Right up your ass
08:11Aren't you
08:12You freak
08:12You dirty freak
08:14Yeah we are
08:16I'm not gonna be able
08:16To communicate with people
08:17We're not gonna be allowed to
08:19We're gonna make
08:20Everything weird
08:21You're gonna put your
08:23Semen on an Elmo
08:24Aren't you
08:24I can't get any
08:25Plumbing done at my house
08:26I know what I'm doing
08:27Cause I keep telling them
08:28They're gonna do things
08:29With my rolling pin
08:30Next time a plumber
08:31Comes over
08:32I'm gonna put the rolling pin
08:33Like right out
08:34Right out
08:35But somehow
08:36Be able to tell
08:37That it's been
08:38Manipulated
08:39So I know
08:40Put a camera on it
08:42I've got a camera on it
08:43Look for the brown streaks
08:44Oh my god