Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who found her boyfriend performing a mind-blowing sexual act on himself and the show tries to figure out how he does it and if anyone women listening have caught their guy doing it.
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00:00all right a listener came across this online the other day and said listen i know you guys
00:09have talked about some insane things on your show over the years i've never heard of this
00:13and i don't believe i've ever heard you talk about it i believe she's wrong i think we have okay
00:20but it's uh from a woman who says listen my boyfriend has gotten into
00:26penetrating his own b-hole we have definitely with his penis
00:32well no i think we have talked about it immediately shut him down but that is not
00:45it's not easy to do congratulations yeah question mark um we definitely i believe we
00:54i think we watched it i think we have yeah um she said i used to be fine with it but recently
01:00he started doing it without a condom she goes on to say we both have no history of stis
01:07and i test myself every once in a while even though we're monogamous but is it possible he
01:11could contract a disease oh god we're not doctors
01:15she said i apologize if this post seems ridiculous but this is not something i go to the doctor for
01:22and i don't really know who to ask i would assume i would assume that you're probably
01:27just at risk of like a uti because it's dirty it's a very dirty going from his own backside
01:35right yes as for why he does it she says i don't understand i do i haven't asked and i don't want to
01:44know we encourage each other to express ourselves sexually and i don't want to shame him for inserting
01:51his wiener into his back door that's incredible i mean what a tilt what a skill i mean we've seen it
01:58and it's uh it's always it's always a shock at the end of the day though if it makes him happy and it
02:05doesn't affect my health in any way i'm happy for him to put his p into his a i feel like he's gonna
02:13catch a touch of the gaze like he's gonna go a little touch of the what it's the gaze where you
02:21get it and then you're into it and i think you think he'll want i think another wiener i think he's
02:28into it besides his he's just not you could not be erect and do this i believe that the person that
02:35we saw was how do you bend i think it's just not as rigid as say one could get you can find it real
02:47easy if you want to investigate i know have you it's in your history jason yeah yeah got that bookmarked
02:54that's one of his favorites he always tells me about p and the a yeah self p and a is a popular
03:00search oh my god but they're not they're not erect it does not look like it no oh okay jason's i would
03:08have thought it would have had to have a little bit of like a little semi-action yeah yeah it just
03:14seems a little too stretchy to be right because it's yeah no i get it yeah i know where it's gotta go
03:19i know where it's gotta go but you obviously like that but also you like it to be i'm not what
03:28charades are we playing here what do we like uh you like a donger back there like it it's like
03:33donger it's not you know you like a donger back there you like uh and like uh that and a bing you
03:39know he's enjoying a penis thank you yes yes he is you know it's um it's not like just a plug of some
03:49kind or like uh whatever it's like he's he's like you know what i need in there here's a question
03:54dog i bet there's no one listening you're all female that has found their guy doing this oh god
04:01yeah does your man this as a man and i'm probably four inches too short no way you would no no what
04:10i'm saying is i would never if i could do this as a man you wouldn't i'd never do this so that a
04:15girl saw me do it any lady listening are you aware that your man puts his p in his a in his a
04:24does your man question that's never been asked before never well i don't know on this show maybe
04:30photographic evidence please email it to dave at dave and jump the freak yes there will be no women
04:37that call no it's gonna be just that's what i'm saying i bet there's no one listening that's what
04:41you're saying there won't be yeah this is a wild one though i just don't know how you i don't know
04:47what you're getting out of it's called padlocking well it doesn't make us make sense you know you're
04:54wrapping it around and locking it in sexual pad oh well here you go i just want to see if that
05:00yeah yeah the act of inserting one's penis into one's own rectum in the shape of a padlock
05:07well an attempt to derive sexual pleasure yeah we never knew it was caused caused called that
05:14before i'm gonna think of that every time i unlock a padlock
05:17do you think he yeah
05:21back there i can't wrap my mind around if it's if it's okay if it's soft like jason has described
05:33i would say no right jason of all the videos you've enjoyed of this have you seen the end
05:42enjoyed uh there are some titled with that there's more than you'd think oh wow if you put in the
05:47search there's tons of them like the cream pie in themselves yeah yeah there's tons of them
05:54it's a pretty simple search if you want to see we're good we'll let you handle the research okay
05:59yep they do it sounds like you've watched enough for all of us it's more just the teaser images
06:04i just see the teaser yeah yeah i'm not watching full videos yeah it's tough i'd say the same thing
06:11i owe me a cleaning fee for my windshield after you said padlocking i just spit coffee all over
06:17sorry dude yeah that's what it's called i guess she would know like to me obviously if he's doing
06:24it he's finishing i would assume that's would be why you did it right i would assume as a gentleman
06:29so that means maybe you get it in there soft and then the feeling is good and so then it becomes
06:39aroused and then but it still can't how can it padlock if it's a it's gonna i think it's more
06:46like a straight line bend backwards i can't picture it i know or just i don't want to be
06:55bent down it'd be pushed down around your balls down and up down and in yeah there's two ways
07:02oh wow there's two ways you need to be on your back or on your knees
07:06i've seen it done both ways which one's your favorite which one looks harder i think that on
07:17the knees looks harder yeah then you got to go up on your back you got to go down yeah physics of it
07:24you know using it's a mind f yeah it's not all it is a lot of us yeah jason is now our expert on all
07:31yeah hey lisa i don't want to shock you but no ladies have called in yet not a one i knew i knew
07:37not a one that would be no but i that's what i said that's what it's that was the challenge
07:41there's no one listening no it deals with this this has got to be one of the only women who've
07:45ever seen a guy do this like um yeah i think so you know she's on the fence about it that's what's
07:53crazy she's she's oh she just doesn't want to get any diseases from it yeah she's okay with him
07:59doing it that's it i'm just old school so i just have like the old school
08:04thinking about stuff you know like i'm i don't know i don't know what what do you mean by that
08:13well i just i think that it's like okay like what where's your fantasy what's your fantasy or
08:18like well you enjoy it when that's happening what are you thinking of when that is taking place
08:24what is jason can you tell what they were thinking of uh nope nope did they look like men that enjoyed
08:32men well you don't see anything but but the area just but that because that's the real star of the
08:38show they're making any sounds jason i didn't have the sound i didn't go that far any moans of
08:44passionate pleasure he only he only looked at the teasers wasn't you know just try to do some
08:49research no we appreciate i've looked at everything in this place i know yeah what other job can i
08:54look at captioning look at padlocking yeah i'm a padlocking expert no what do you need to know
09:00padlocking expert big aj what do you see in there a lot a lot too um