Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a new show coming to TLC called 'Milf Manor' that features older women looking to hook up with younger guys. Then, they imagine one of the women doing voice-over work for movie premieres.
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00:00We were just talking, funny enough, the other day
00:05about what a crap show TLC has become.
00:07Starting out is supposed to be the learning channel for America.
00:10And now it's ridiculous.
00:12Well, this just highlights it.
00:14One of their brand new shows starting up next month is
00:17MILF Manor.
00:20Hello.
00:22Eight hot moms leave home for the chance to find love
00:26with men half their age, but they're greeted
00:28with a shocking twist.
00:31What?
00:31Here's a little preview of MILF Manor
00:34coming to the learning channel.
00:36I hope they got some good MILFs and it's not gross MILFs.
00:39Well, one of them sounds like this to a cat.
00:42I can't wait to get pounded.
00:44Here's a preview of MILF Manor.
00:50Life has given me some curveball.
00:53I think it's my time to find love.
00:56I was married for 14 years,
00:58but I want to get a chance to do me a little.
01:00Young men have much more energy.
01:02They think out of the box.
01:03I want that.
01:04Especially in the bedroom.
01:06Jesus.
01:08I am in this amazing, beautiful mansion here in Mexico.
01:13This is a perfect place to find love.
01:17Welcome to the villa.
01:18You're about to embark on a dating experience like none other.
01:22Let's go.
01:24I have an extremely high lapina.
01:26What are you talking about?
01:28I'm a grandmother of seven.
01:33Ladies, where's all the men at?
01:34I'm ready to connect with somebody who doesn't really care how old I am.
01:41I'm just looking to have fun.
01:45So I believe the shocking twist is,
01:47and this is just my assumption here,
01:48judging from this preview,
01:50it's their sons who are going to be dating the other MILFs.
01:53Oh, I bet you're right.
01:55Here we go.
01:56What the hell?
02:00Oh, yeah, that's it.
02:02Yeah, they're like, no.
02:03It just got real.
02:05Oh, no.
02:06Milch Manor.
02:08Man, they really.
02:10What an us show.
02:11Yeah, they really,
02:12they came out of whatever boardroom meeting
02:15where like, we've got perfect trash.
02:18I'm a long time.
02:19We had a meeting and we've created perfect, perfect trash.
02:23Yeah.
02:24Forget.
02:24Forget nuclear fusion.
02:28We've just come up with MILF Manor.
02:31MILF Manor.
02:32This one.
02:33So this is what is all TV going to be.
02:35Is going to be all of this stuff in like 10 years.
02:38Well, it's already there.
02:39At the same time.
02:40It's just going to keep getting worse.
02:41Yeah, they realize, though,
02:43like they can't just have a bunch of old women
02:45be railed by 20 year olds.
02:47They have to like make the 20 year olds related to them.
02:50Right.
02:51And then nailing them.
02:53No, but what it is is,
02:54yeah, it's like, I hope you don't mind,
02:57but I'm having sex with all your kids.
02:59Because when little Johnny, he's packing about 12 inches.
03:01Yeah.
03:02I can't wait to bang your son.
03:04Is that too much, Shane?
03:05I have an extremely high libido.
03:10Is that too much, Shane?
03:11I have an extremely high libido.
03:13Should I just have said high libido?
03:14Should I just say high libido?
03:16Or just libido?
03:18You know what?
03:18Can we take a break?
03:19Can you give me my pack of smokes?
03:21Yeah.
03:21Lay off the cigarettes, ladies.
03:24Wow.
03:24Oh, milf manna.
03:25He said, wow.
03:27It is.
03:27She is really like.
03:29Yeah.
03:29It's deep.
03:30It's hard to even.
03:32You got to really talk from back here.
03:35Really got to talk from the back of your throat.
03:38You know, your son is gorgeous.
03:42I'm on a mountain.
03:43Oh, that's so crazy.
03:44Like, got a crazier voice than the movie preview person.
03:47Yeah.
03:49They are.
03:50Oh, it would be amazing.
03:52It's smoker voice like he did movies.
03:54This summer.
03:55This summer, the Avatar.
03:58They have water.
04:01In theaters in December.
04:03All right, up next.
04:04Enjoy it.
04:05What do we got?
04:06The new Superman movie, if you could.
04:08Bum, bum, bum.
04:10Henry Cavill is out.
04:12Hot young stud is going to replace him.
04:16Next summer.
04:19Superman.
04:22I'd listen to her trailers.
04:24How about that?
04:25That was good.
04:26We're going to keep that one.
04:27Good job.
04:27Good job.
04:29Well done.
04:30Yeah.
04:32The Avatar.
04:33She gets them wrong.
04:35Avatar water world.
04:36I don't care.
04:38Whatever.
04:38That's not what it's called.
04:40It's called the way of water.
04:41Cut it.
04:43The Avatar.
04:44Waves of water.
04:46No.
04:46No.
04:47Sorry.
04:48We're going to need to take that from the top again.
04:50Avatar.
04:53Water.
04:54Park.
04:55Adventure.
04:56Land.
04:56No.
04:58No.
04:58I don't think we're going to be able to use this one.
05:00Superman.
05:01Yes.
05:02Way of water.
05:03No.
05:03No.
05:04Really wrong this time.
05:05Really wrong.
05:06If you could.
05:07Maybe the clouds of smoke are affecting your view.
05:09Maybe put those smokes out for a minute.
05:12Open the door of the booth.
05:14I'm dying.
05:15That's right.
05:15I don't know what it is.
05:16Nothing.
05:16No.
05:17No.
05:17No