Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a older woman in the UK who claims to have a medical condition that causes her to have sex while asleep. After doing some research, they learn she's an OnlyFans model, and her story is probably made up to get more attention on her page.
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00:00When 50-year-old Lauren Spencer goes to sleep, she turns into a completely different person.
00:10She has to lock herself in the bedroom because of her rare sexual condition.
00:18She suffers from a rare sleep condition that causes her to initiate sex while she's sound asleep.
00:26So to kind of combat it, she locks herself in a room and even puts a cable on the door if she's spending the night around friends to keep from trying to hump them.
00:39How many of her friends has she banged?
00:42A lot.
00:43Yeah.
00:44It's even happened with random strangers.
00:46Oh, man, huh?
00:48That is not great.
00:49It is not.
00:50Spencer lives alone with her husband, Charlie.
00:52Oh, Charlie, huh?
00:54He's been through it, huh?
00:55Yeah, yeah.
00:56Charlie seems okay with it all.
00:58Oh, I don't know.
00:59He doesn't mind her other persona.
01:02Oh, no.
01:03That's Lauren.
01:04I wanted to see what she looked like before proceeding with jokes.
01:08Oh, yeah, I know.
01:09I knew it wasn't going to be great.
01:11Yep.
01:12How old is this lady?
01:13She is 50.
01:15I don't think that, but that's...
01:17What, you think she's older than that?
01:18I sure do.
01:19Oh.
01:20So her friends are great.
01:22Like her bingo friends or whatever are crazy.
01:24Bingo friends.
01:25Oh, yeah.
01:25They've gone through it.
01:26Yep.
01:27There she is at a craft outdoor garden place.
01:30What are you doing?
01:33Just picking out an aardvark.
01:34Lauren, you're grinding on me now.
01:37Stop that.
01:39Oh, my God.
01:41Yeah, that's crazy.
01:43You're grinding on me now.
01:44Yeah.
01:45Wake up.
01:45I'm inside you.
01:48Yikes.
01:49Terrible stuff.
01:49Whoa.
01:50That's terrible stuff.
01:51How awkward.
01:51We've got to pull a friend off you.
01:53Yep.
01:54Yep.
01:55Wife's asleep, skank.
01:57All sorts of guys.
01:58I bet there's just all sorts of guys like, oh, God, I'm real tired.
02:01I think I...
02:02Can I sleep over?
02:03Had a little too much to drink.
02:05Mind if I cry?
02:07On the couch.
02:09I mean, it's not...
02:10I think she's lying about her age.
02:11I really...
02:11I think she's lying about a lot of things.
02:13Right.
02:14Like, yeah.
02:15Yeah.
02:15She's asleep.
02:17I don't know how he got inside.
02:19She looks a little bit loony to me, but...
02:21Four guys.
02:21She just tells Charlie.
02:23Poor Charlie.
02:24Charlie.
02:24She's just convinced Charlie.
02:26Charlie, I was asleep.
02:27Okay.
02:28I found four...
02:29Four men.
02:31In me.
02:32I pleasured them all.
02:33Another sleep gangbang, eh?
02:34Yeah.
02:35You know how it goes.
02:37Jeez.
02:37Forgot to lock the door.
02:40Now, we definitely heard of this before, though, this, like, sleep sex phenomenon people don't
02:46even realize, and it seems to be more women than men.
02:50The ones that have called into our show, anyway, through the years.
02:53Well, because even when men aren't asleep, they're constantly trying to initiate sex when
02:57they're sleeping in the bed.
02:58It's just that it's just shut down, you know, all the time.
03:03The problem with this is it's not going to be shut down.
03:07You know, guys are just going to be like, oh, okay, someone's initiating sex with me.
03:12I don't know if we've ever talked, though, about someone who gets up, leaves the room,
03:19drives down the street, finds two guys, brings them back to their place, bangs them while
03:23they're happening.
03:24That's not what she's saying.
03:25But still, like, she's like, I have to lock myself in.
03:28Yeah, why do you have to lock yourself?
03:29So if they have, like, overnight guests, she locks herself in the room so she doesn't
03:33bang in them.
03:34Isn't that the first thing to go?
03:34How often do they have?
03:36Right, no one can ever stay at our house.
03:38Your sleepovers?
03:39Yeah, you gotta, you can't have a sleepover if you're like, oh, we can't do game night
03:43anymore, obviously, because of your sleep sexing.
03:47Yeah.
03:48I'm going to take a little bit of a nap.
03:50I could bang someone, so just keep an eye on me.
03:54Someone said, imagine getting caught cheating, pretending you're asleep, and everyone buys it.
03:57Yeah, that's, I think that's what Lisa's alluding to.
04:01Oh, poor Charlie.
04:02I know, I feel bad for Charlie.
04:03You're really rare.
04:04Have you read about him?
04:05Charlie!
04:05Oh, God, thank God you woke me up.
04:07What's happening here?
04:07I've got these two guys inside me.
04:09Yeah, two dudes.
04:11Wild.
04:12Oh, my God, I think they call it double penetration, Charlie.
04:15Oh, my goodness.
04:15Yep, that is 100% what they call it.
04:18Oh, thank God I'm awake.
04:19You're awake.
04:19Get out, out of me.
04:20Oh, okay, so it's like with your sleep stuff, huh?
04:23Yeah.
04:24Uh-oh.
04:25Yeah, it is.
04:26It's all my sleep stuff.
04:28Oh, no, Lauren.
04:29Because that's who we're dealing with.
04:31Josh is in Florida.
04:32Do you suffer from sexsomnia?
04:36If you call it suffering, I don't remember much.
04:38The old lady loves it.
04:40By the way, penis and balls.
04:41Penis.
04:41So how does it generally happen in a radio-friendly way?
04:44Um, so I, sometimes I wake up, and sometimes I don't.
04:50And it's usually, I'd say, twice a month.
04:53And she absolutely loves it.
04:56The only, man, the cool thing is we've been together eight years, you know, so it's not
04:59like I've got to worry about it.
05:01But if we ever break up, it's kind of a worry, if you will.
05:04Yeah.
05:05Right.
05:05Yeah, no, I get it.
05:06So wait, you say you don't wake up like you sleep finish?
05:12Oh, yeah.
05:13Yes.
05:13Somehow.
05:14Yes.
05:15Yes.
05:15You can orgasm in your sleep, and it won't wake you up.
05:19Sure.
05:20Yes.
05:21Yes.
05:21Yes.
05:22It actually happened like three nights ago.
05:23That's why I had to call in and talk about this.
05:27Did you, did you, um, that time sleep all the way through it, or do you remember any of
05:32that?
05:34Oh, I remember some of it, but sometimes, you know, I don't remember any of it, and I just
05:38wake up the next morning, she tells me it was great, and I just said, I'm sorry, babe,
05:42I don't remember.
05:43Yeah, that sucks.
05:44I mean, that's what I would, I would be furious to not know.
05:48So, like, I would be devastated.
05:50Yeah, well, like I said, she loves it, though, so.
05:52Oh, sure, yeah.
05:53She loves it, so it is what it is, you know?
05:55All right, man.
05:56No, I get it.
05:56All the best.
05:58I just said.
05:58All the best.
05:59Thanks, fellas.
05:59I love you guys, man.
06:00You guys make my mornings perfect.
06:02Appreciate it.
06:03Thanks for calling.
06:03See ya.
06:04Yeah, I know.
06:05I just, you know, I'm not good at it, so it would be one of those things where if I'm
06:09just so used to not being good at it, but then all of a sudden someone was like,
06:13oh, my God, last night you sleep banged me, and it was incredible.
06:17Like, you were an animal.
06:19Like, I've never been so satisfied.
06:21I'd be like, what?
06:23What?
06:24And then I'd get into the ambient game pretty strong, though, after that.
06:28I would be, oh, my God, I would be popping those things.
06:34Like, just let me fall asleep.
06:37Knock me out.
06:38Knock me out.
06:38Yeah.
06:39We can't have sex yet.
06:41So this lady who we started talking about who has to lock herself in the bedroom because
06:45she suffers from sex omnia, I guess she has done some nudes.
06:49Of course she has.
06:50Yeah.
06:51Oh.
06:52Yeah.
06:53Gee, I didn't see that coming.
06:54She also does, like, J-O-I stuff.
06:57Say what now?
06:57Oh, no.
06:58What?
06:58Jerk off instruction.
07:00Oh.
07:01What?
07:01I didn't send you those, but those are on, like, the side of the video sites.
07:05She was like, come on, touch it.
07:07I'm going to give you a countdown.
07:09Town.
07:10Huh?
07:10Nine.
07:11I have, okay, this is all new to me.
07:12Jerk off instruction?
07:14Seven.
07:14Yeah, I didn't know.
07:15It's huge.
07:15Six.
07:16It's huge, is it?
07:17Yeah.
07:17Five.
07:17Is it a lot?
07:18Yeah.
07:19Big time.
07:20I got some content out there.
07:21I'm just going to click this link.
07:23Oh, yeah.
07:23Oh, yeah.
07:24Go ahead.
07:25Oh.
07:25Oh, my God.
07:27See, that's like, you wake up to that.
07:29Oh, no, she is not 50.
07:32No.
07:33That lying bitch.
07:34No, and she is banging guys willingly.
07:37She, they, this guy's a cuck.
07:40It's just a promotion.
07:41It's just trying to.
07:43Oh, those toes, those toes, them toes.
07:48Oh, I thought you had clicked away in your head.
07:51No.
07:53And I looked at him again.
07:54So this is it.
07:56This is what it is.
07:57So bad.
07:57Yeah, so this is how, how she's.
07:59There's not even a husband.
08:00She's not asleep.
08:01There's nothing going on.
08:02She's never bangs in her sleep.
08:04It's all made up.
08:05Yeah.
08:05It's just to try and get you to go check out her stuff.
08:10It's not normal life.
08:12Oh, God.
08:14Oh, no.
08:15Oh, no.
08:17Like, you open a door and that's in there.
08:18You just close the door.
08:19Oh, God.
08:21Holy.
08:23Jeez.
08:25Thank God for that hand.
08:26I know.
08:26Oh, God has forsaken us.
08:31God has forsaken us.
08:34Why, Father?
08:34Why have you forsaken me?
08:36Where have you gone?
08:37You like goth girls.
08:38I do love a witch.
08:39A goth granny?
08:40Yeah.
08:41Is there such a thing as a goth granny?
08:43I like a witch, but not like a real life witch.
08:46And that looks like a real life.
08:48Black lipstick.
08:48Yeah.
08:50Yeah.
08:50Yeah, that's crazy.
08:51Mess shirt.
08:53Oh, no.
08:53Is there a hole in her panties?
08:55Sure there is.
08:57Yep.
08:58Yeah.
08:58Sure there is.
09:00Yeah.
09:00None of the...
09:01I just don't believe any of her story anymore.
09:03Nope.
09:03No.
09:04It's all made up.
09:05She does not sleep.
09:06She sleeps with other guys.
09:07Yes, she does.
09:09Yeah.
09:09Good.
09:10Whoa.
09:10Gracious, my lady.
09:11Oh, my God.
09:11She is not 50.
09:16She's not 50, guys.
09:17Oh, no.
09:17There's no way.
09:18Like, she's in her 60s for sure.
09:21I do not want to see a grandma.
09:23She has posted 8 million pictures online.
09:25Yes, because it's what she's done.
09:26How long has this gone back to, by the way?
09:29Six months.
09:3034 likes, 71 likes.
09:32Oh, no.
09:33Oh, some poor woman has, yeah, signed up for this.
09:38Play lucky dip with me as she puts her hands.
09:42I don't like it.
09:43You called it that?
09:44Lucky dip.
09:45Lucky dip.
09:47No.
09:49I won't play lucky dip with you.
09:51A dip also implies to me that it's like as round as a dipping bowl.
09:56Yeah.
09:57Like a...
09:58You can really get a lot of chips in there.
09:59Oh, man, do you just keep going here?
10:00Yeah, she's a mess.
10:02Yeah.
10:02Poor Charlie.
10:03Yeah, Charlie.
10:05Charlie is just...
10:06Charlie's the guy taking all the photos.
10:08Oh, no, she's taking them.
10:09There's nobody.
10:10Yeah.
10:11There's no one around.
10:12No, this...
10:13Oh, my God.
10:14Oh, good God.
10:15Get out of the bathroom.
10:16Oh, my God.
10:16Get the cat ears off.
10:18It's a lonely old lady.
10:19Yeah.
10:20Just...
10:20Oh, no.
10:22Oh, no.
10:22Oh, no, no, no.
10:25That's...
10:25Oh, no.
10:27Oh, no.
10:27Does she make any money from her adventures here?
10:30I'm guessing that she probably has some kind of gilth following.
10:36All right, Jason?
10:36Oh, where'd that carrot go?
10:38You don't want to hear from me about it.
10:40No, he slept every...
10:41You better not be hard right now.
10:43He's funny.
10:44I'm not hard.
10:44He's not here.
10:45Excuse me.
10:46He's not hard.
10:47Excuse me.
10:48He doesn't hate it.
10:49Excuse me.
10:49He doesn't hate it.
10:50He's not a rouse.
10:51Oh, no.
10:52No.
10:52I don't enjoy it.
10:53I feel like this all took place, like, one horrible afternoon, too, these outfits and
10:57this...
10:57Oh, yeah.
10:58Like, it's just...
10:59She's just spacing them out over months and months.
11:00Six months ago, she took...
11:03Oh, Jesus.
11:04I don't want that.
11:05I'd let her instruct me to J.O.
11:07You know what I mean?
11:08Never, man.
11:09Please don't ever say that again.
11:11Never, ever.
11:12Never.
11:12You just asked me if I was hard.
11:13I mean, what the heck?
11:15That was too much.
11:15That even was too much for me.
11:17I would allow her to instruct me to J.O.
11:20J.O.?
11:21I tried to be...
11:22No.
11:23That could not work out.
11:24No.
11:25Oops.
11:26There wasn't a lot of covering that one up.
11:28I like her.
11:29Yeah.
11:30He likes it.
11:31He likes it.
11:32He likes it.