East Side Dave Sports 9.27.22
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00:00Okay, well, let's start with football, where the Giants lost to the Cowboys on Monday night football.
00:06Final score, Cowboys 23, Giants 16.
00:10Saquon Barkley gave the Giants a 36-yard run for a touchdown, which was electric in the second half.
00:16And everything sort of felt good right then and there.
00:19But ultimately, too many penalties on the Giants, especially offensively.
00:25They killed tons and tons of big plays, and they just couldn't get into the end zone enough.
00:31Only Saquon got him in that one time.
00:33The Cowboys' Cooper Rush threw for 215 yards, a touchdown, and no interceptions.
00:38He continues to play well.
00:40And Jerry Jones, the Cowboys' owner, says he welcomes a quarterback controversy.
00:45Pretty interesting take from Jerry Jones, who just paid Dak Prescott $240 million.
00:51Yeah.
00:51And he welcomes a quarterback controversy?
00:53Interesting.
00:54Unbelievable.
00:54But the Cowboys improved to 2-1, Giants dropped to 2-1, Cowboys improved to 2-1.
01:00I really thought your Giants would win that last night and that you'd be 3-0.
01:05I was hoping for it, but still not so.
01:09Listen, the bottom line is we're all watching every single offensive player extremely closely,
01:17like with a microscope.
01:18So far, Saquon Barkley really looks great.
01:21Sterling Shepard may have gotten a little bit banged up last night, but he's looked good.
01:26But Kenny Galladay, two drops last night for a guy that moron Dave Gettleman gave $80 million to.
01:36Two drops and just overall lackadaisical effort.
01:40This guy-
01:41Bad hands.
01:41He's got bad hands.
01:42He's got bad hands and he's got bad heart.
01:44He doesn't give effort.
01:46No.
01:46This guy sucks.
01:47And the other one, not as bad as Kenny Galladay is, for me, the jury's out on Daniel Jones.
01:54You see plays that he makes with his legs and his arm that you go, this guy can win you football games.
02:01And then there's just him holding on to the ball, taking sacks.
02:06Just, I don't know.
02:08You'd think he would have learned his way out of that by now.
02:09Something missing.
02:11That's all I'm saying.
02:12But I'm still rooting for him and I'm still rooting for the Giants.
02:14We're going to give a shout-out, though.
02:17Eric from Barnegat.
02:20He wins week three of the Rats Pro Football Pick'em Challenge.
02:24Eric predicted 13 out of 16 games correctly.
02:27And Eric picks up a $25 gift certificate to Joey D's Pizza, which has locations in Tom's River and Brick.
02:34So congratulations to you, Eric.
02:36I don't even want to look at us VIPs.
02:38We sucked worse than Kenny Galladay.
02:42I'll throw myself under the bus.
02:44I had a Kenny Galladay week of picks.
02:46I might have 8 out of 16.
02:49Oh, 8 out of 16.
02:50It's embarrassing.
02:51Ugh.
02:53God.
02:54More with football.
02:56They're getting rid of the Pro Bowl game itself.
02:59And they're going to turn it into a weekend of festivities.
03:04Sort of like NBA All-Star weekend.
03:06And they're going to call it the NFL Pro Bowl games.
03:12And it's going to have skills competitions.
03:14And then finally one flag football game between the AFC and NFC.
03:20They really don't want me to watch this, do they?
03:22They just have never figured out how to do this.
03:25And I think that someone had a really great idea last year.
03:31Get rid of everything and call it the All-Madden team in honor of John Madden.
03:37And it's like, that is your award.
03:39And that's your award.
03:40That would be huge.
03:41Right?
03:41And then you become All-Madden.
03:43It's the equivalent of being an All-Star or winning a batting title.
03:47Blah, blah, blah.
03:48Plus the game.
03:49The tie-in.
03:50Exactly.
03:51And then you don't have to worry about a game.
03:52Either that or do something like that TV show, the Japanese.
03:56The Battle of the American Stars.
03:58Yeah, but make it more.
03:59Network Stars.
03:59Make it funnier like they do with that Castle thing.
04:02You know, the.
04:03Oh, Wipeout.
04:04Like one of those type shows.
04:06Yeah, where they got to go through all kinds of great.
04:09Oh, I love a good obstacle course.
04:11Yeah, really crazy obstacle course.
04:13We should.
04:13But these.
04:14So these NFL players, to me, obviously a step up from the, you know, 70s and 80s sitcom
04:19actors and Battle of the Network Stars.
04:21So I think we up the game and let's have like Indiana Jones type, you know.
04:28Yeah.
04:28Skill challenge.
04:29Like a giant boulder is chasing like the little running back.
04:32They're in a fat shoot.
04:34Exactly.
04:34Or they have to jump over like a pit of snakes rather than just, you know, a simple, you
04:39know, long jump track.
04:41You know, you make this exciting.
04:42Let's set things on fire.
04:44No question about it.
04:44Let's bring in snakes and some boulders.
04:46I don't want to see them get hurt.
04:48They are professional athletes.
04:49No, tough luck.
04:51That's the name of the game.
04:52How about this?
04:52Instead of the Pro Bowl, how about we take the worst players?
04:56Oh, I like that too.
04:57It could be the worst players in the NFL.
04:59Kenny Galladay.
05:00And see if he can catch a ball.
05:02Right.
05:02Exactly.
05:03The skills competition is just throw a 10-yard pass to Kenny Galladay.
05:07It's the lack of skills competition.
05:09How bad are you?
05:11Yeah.
05:11Can you scramble eggs?
05:13Kenny Galladay couldn't catch anything if you poured buckets of glue on his hands.
05:19Right.
05:19And it could be like the, all right, who can park the most cars?
05:22Because next season, buddy, you're parking cars.
05:24No, I'm fine.
05:26That's what they do in the English Soccer League, where if you really suck, they demote you to
05:31basically AAA.
05:32Yeah.
05:32Like if you, if you, if you know, uh, uh, the Padres were awful, they would just be demoted
05:37to a AAA franchise.
05:39Let's do that with players.
05:40Um, Brett Favre's in trouble.
05:42First, we found out he rerouted 5 million bucks of Mississippi state welfare aid to his
05:47daughter's volleyball court.
05:50Volleyball.
05:50He needed a volleyball court built for his daughter.
05:52Now we're finding he needed a $2 million football practice facility for his former college.
05:58Instead of WIC cards going out.
06:01Now he's in big trouble.
06:02That's great.
06:02And you're going to end up in jail, pal.
06:04If you don't, there's some serious problems.
06:07He may be in some serious trouble as he, um, the, how we found out about it is the former
06:13governor of Mississippi's lawyers leaked texts, text message of Brett Favre asking for it
06:18directly.
06:19He's in trouble.
06:20Double negative for the Yankees last night.
06:22Judge, no homers and the Yankees lost this Aaron judge going for 61 is officially torturous.
06:29It's something that they should use to torture, uh, you know,
06:32different, uh, prisoners and people committed bad acts.
06:35I think I jinxed him by asking the other day, uh, what if he doesn't do it?
06:39I'm trying to, I'm watching literally every at bat and now it's, I'm getting anxiety filled
06:44now.
06:44Yeah.
06:45If there's a lot of anxiety and upset, upset, doesn't do it.
06:48And then what, what happens in the post season?
06:50And then they, they, they, they, they go backwards into the post season.
06:53He's got nine games to hit this one damn home run to at least tie Maris.
06:57Let's at least tie him.
06:58I know.
06:58Before we even worry about 61.
07:00Um, cause that's still 62 ball.
07:02If he hits 62 is going to be worth two and a half million dollars.
07:05Oh, I can see that Mets were off last night as we're the Phillies.
07:08Uh, and finally congrats to the U S women's national basketball team.
07:14The American ladies set a record by winning their 27th international hoops game in a row.
07:21Wow.
07:21U S women beat Bosnia one 21 to 59 and they broke their own record of 26 straight games
07:28from 2006.
07:29So congrats to the U S women's national basketball team, quite a record there.