Malcolm In The Middle Season 3 Episode 21 Cliques
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00:00I'm having a tea party with Mrs. Bear and the ladies.
00:03Oh, that's good.
00:06Would you care to join us?
00:08Yeah, I have actually...
00:10Hey, you know what?
00:12Why don't we go buy that stealth bomber model you've been asking for, huh?
00:17Okay.
00:18Okay.
00:22Sometimes it's just too easy.
00:26Yes, no, maybe
00:29I don't know
00:33Can you repeat the question?
00:37You're not the boss of me now
00:40You're not the boss of me now
00:42You're not the boss of me now
00:45And you're not so big
00:48You're not the boss of me now
00:51You're not the boss of me now
00:54You're not the boss of me now
00:56When you're not so big, life is unfair.
01:26How are we doing, gentlemen? Everybody sticking to the experiment?
01:31Absolutely. Right on track, sir.
01:33I know how tempting it is to stray from a rigidly defined protocol.
01:39It's the siren song of pure research, but you must resist her seductive powers because...
01:48Unstable compounds require stable minds.
01:56Jackass. It's like he's talking to children.
02:11It was a perfectly legitimate variation.
02:15There was less than a 48% chance this would happen.
02:20Well, your cavalier disregard for the laws of the classroom,
02:24not to mention the laws of nature, have led to the inevitable.
02:30It will now take weeks to decontaminate that classroom.
02:35And during that time, you will all be placed back into the general population.
02:43We can't do that. The whole school hates us.
02:46They'll destroy us without realizing their rage is a projection of their own insecurities.
02:51And as for me, I've been offered a temporary position in the phys ed department
02:58where I will get to wear a whistle and dress in shorts.
03:03Of course, I'm sure none of this will be reflected in your end-of-year grades.
03:07Dewey, don't play connect-the-dots with your chickenpox. You'll get an infection.
03:17I'm bored!
03:19I know, sweetie. It's no fun being sick.
03:20I'm bored! I'm itchy! I'm bored!
03:25Honey, remember we were going to use our not-horrible voice?
03:28I'm bored!
03:30Well, then find something to do!
03:32Here. Play with these.
03:35I don't want to.
03:37Dewey, you are going to be contagious for the next six days.
03:41Do you want to spend them here like a good little boy or in the hospital?
03:45You don't go to the hospital for a chick...
03:48Okay.
03:49Damn it!
04:00Maybe we could tack up a blanket.
04:03No, that's it. I'm going to tear the whole portion and I'm going to build another one.
04:07Good luck getting permission from the tribal council.
04:10What?
04:11This part of the house is on tribal land, from the window all the way to the wolf picture.
04:16What are you talking about?
04:17The whole house used to be on the reservation, but my idiot grandfather built it on a glacier.
04:23It's been moving two inches a year ever since.
04:26In a hundred years, we'll have a nice view of the lake.
04:29Wow. So part of this house is on an Indian reservation?
04:39Dealer has 20.
04:41Look at them.
04:47All they're thinking about is how many different places they'll dispose of my body.
04:52Hey, Ian, Eddie.
04:54How you doing?
05:00What are you doing?
05:01There's no more seats.
05:05There's a seat over there.
05:10Scoot over.
05:11Go sit down.
05:12You're going to get in trouble.
05:18Hey.
05:19Hey.
05:20What's up?
05:21What's up?
05:22God, it's so great to have a normal conversation.
05:31Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
05:35Is that from the new ministry album?
05:38What?
05:39Abandon all hope.
05:40Is that from the new ministry album?
05:42Actually, it's from Dante's Inferno.
05:45It's the inscription over the gates of hell.
05:49That is way dark.
05:58You should kick that guy's butt.
06:00Remember when I kicked his butt?
06:02No, he kicked your butt.
06:04You want me to kick your butt?
06:06What?
06:12Ah, damn Splinter!
06:21You are dead!
06:23You are dead!
06:25Don't pick!
06:27It'll get infected.
06:28What?
06:29You're making it worse.
06:30Let me get it out for you.
06:32You carry a first aid kit with you?
06:34Just a crisis pouch.
06:36I leave the kit in my locker.
06:38There.
06:39Wow, that didn't hurt at all.
06:41I don't know.
06:42Thanks!
06:51What are you doing?
06:53Wow!
06:55Look at that!
06:57Is this helping take your mind off the itching?
07:01It was.
07:02Oh, you got a split.
07:04You got a crossover.
07:06All those dominoes.
07:10All set up.
07:13Just ready to...
07:15Hey, check out Alicia.
07:27Hey, check out Alicia.
07:28En fuego.
07:30Totally.
07:33Yeah, she's cute.
07:35Yeah, she's cute, too.
07:40Excuse me.
07:40And then, oh my God, and then, oh my God, and then, oh my God, and then, oh my God.
07:44And then, oh my God, and then, oh my God.
07:55And then, oh my God.
07:55And then, oh, this is going like...
07:57And then, oh my God.
07:59Hey Stevie, so it looks like everyone found a place, parasites, adapting to a new host
08:15party.
08:16Except her it could be I guess.
08:20This sucks.
08:21We just heard the cleanup crew is going to put their dumpster where we skate.
08:25Where are we supposed to go?
08:27Why do they always have to pick on us?
08:29It's not like we destroyed a classroom.
08:31Damn, crowboins.
08:34I'll think of something.
08:41Hey Malcolm, can you settle this?
08:44You know Stacy?
08:45Yeah.
08:46Is she in fuego or muy en fuego?
08:53Hard to say.
08:57My God, Dewey, look what you've built here.
09:06You have stairs and a ramp.
09:09You've spelled your name.
09:14Oh, so many, many dominoes.
09:20Where did they all come from?
09:25Mom got them from the Lippers.
09:27They got a whole crate the year Mr. Lipper was paralyzed.
09:30They even buried him with one of his dominoes.
09:34So this isn't really a complete set.
09:37Oh no, Dewey, don't scratch.
09:39But it's itchy.
09:40I know, but sometimes you just have to restrain yourself.
09:43Even if you feel like ripping your eyes out of their sockets.
09:49Rather than go one more second without scratching.
09:53Will you watch this, Ray?
09:55I have to go to the bathroom.
09:57Okay, son.
09:58Okay, son.
09:59Reese!
10:00Don't even think about it!
10:01What's going on?
10:02He was about to knock down Dewey's dominoes.
10:03What?
10:04Rhys! Don't even think about it!
10:24What's going on?
10:25He was about to knock down Dewey's dominoes!
10:28What? Shame on you!
10:30I didn't do anything!
10:31And you're not going to!
10:32Ow!
10:33Those dominoes are keeping Dewey from driving me crazy,
10:37and if they get knocked over, I will blame you!
10:40If a door slams shut and knocks them over, I will blame you!
10:44If there is an earthquake, I will blame you!
10:47If a condor dies in flight and crashes through our roof
10:50and knocks them over, I will blame you!
10:52But that's not fair!
10:54I will blame you!
10:56Don't even think about it!
11:04What?
11:05I saw that look!
11:06What look?
11:07My look!
11:08Now I know where I got it from!
11:10I have no idea what you're talking about!
11:13I'm gonna get a drink!
11:15Let's go!
11:17I can get it myself!
11:19It's alright!
11:20Man!
11:21I can't believe the school gave the skaters our basketball court!
11:34Crazy!
11:35Poor crazy!
11:36Scanner safety program!
11:38Sounds suspicious!
11:40So what do we do?
11:42We kick their butts!
11:43Yeah!
11:44Guys!
11:45Guys!
11:46There's things your way!
11:47We'll take over the East Court!
11:49No, that's where the Goths hang out and smoke!
11:52Why don't you let me worry about the Goths?
11:56They can't take away our court!
11:59That's where I secondhand smoke!
12:01Some old lady who lives next door to the school complained we were scaring her!
12:05No, you weren't!
12:07Look at this handwriting, the loops, the girly swirls!
12:11This is no old lady!
12:13It's Dabney!
12:14Well, where are we supposed to go now?
12:17What about the poser's corner?
12:20You'll be trippin' if you think you're gonna stop us!
12:24You better bust a move, cause this is our turn now!
12:27But we're in the middle of a very important student council meeting!
12:30That ain't no fang!
12:32The fang is 200 years of oppression in this country!
12:36What are you talking about?
12:38It's off the hook!
12:39Justice in the old two!
12:41You haven't heard the last of this!
12:45Sucker!
12:46Let's go!
12:47Let's go!
12:49Um, Kevin?
12:50You're supposed to wear underwear with those.
12:53What are you going anywhere, you skaterpunks?
12:56Did you get out of here, Marco?
12:58Get out of here!
12:59Go!
13:00Go!
13:01Go!
13:02Go!
13:03Go!
13:04Don't make me blow this!
13:05Do not make me blow this!
13:07I'll remove my whistle, P!
13:13That is a detentable offense!
13:16It's awfully tempting, isn't it, Hal?
13:23Go ahead!
13:24it's awfully tempting isn't it hal go ahead i'll blame it on reese you'll get off scot-free
13:46all right pencils down turn in your geometry tests well i didn't study
14:00turn around old man there's nothing for you here
14:22i can't take this anymore if i hear one more en fuego
14:52and six on top for the dealer
15:14whoops free deal hey i had blackjack you're cheating me out of my winnings
15:23come on relax i don't want any trouble it's all in the tribe right
15:27let's just calm down i don't want to hear it this is the same kind of thing your old man used to pull
15:36he was nothing but a lying drunken jackass tell me something i don't know look this was just a
15:43little misunderstanding there they got your chips back see we take care of our own here
15:51francis maybe you should don't worry i'll turn the fan back on once i have him leaves
16:00dewey i just spoke with the doctor he says you can go back to school tomorrow
16:07okay tomorrow so so the domino go back in the crate tonight
16:14let me make this easy for you i am not leaving this house until i know you're at work
16:24and i can wait all day all i've got is school
16:28hey malcolm
16:33look i'm sorry i can't listen to you guys talk about who's totally hot
16:39who's in fuego this stuff used to sound fine to me but now it's just stupid
16:43you guys are stupid
16:45i don't mean that in an insulting way i mean that in a factual way you want to say hot in a
16:52different language there are 700 different languages vary it a little we just came to tell you that
17:00there's a fight going down at the schoolyard between who everybody oh man
17:05hey come on dealer let's go
17:11and that's uh seven for the dealer
17:17piama where have you been shopping you were supposed to relieve me do you have any idea what time it is
17:24now i do where did you get the money for all that stuff i took 200 bucks from the stash
17:31but that's all our money we can't afford that well you know it's all in a tribe
17:37we can't afford that well y'all
18:05What happened to the dominoes?
18:10I cleaned them up.
18:12You knocked them over without me?
18:16Why would I knock them over?
18:18I spent four days setting them up.
18:26What's going on?
18:27Why did you spend all of that money?
18:29Hey, you're the one talking about easing the suffering of our people.
18:33Well, I suffered a little less today.
18:37You don't just go and spend a bunch of money and not say anything.
18:41What's the problem?
18:42It's all in the tribe, right?
18:45That's what this is about?
18:47What, am I overstepping my bounds because I'm white?
18:50No, but it's...
18:53It feels weird.
18:55Look, we're married.
18:57That means I'm a part of your family and culture just like you're a part of mine.
19:02Believe me, if I had anything in my heritage besides crappy minivans and non-stop screaming,
19:08I'd share it with you.
19:09It's not the same.
19:10Oh, so because I'm not your people, I don't deserve any of that money?
19:15Why are you so obsessed about the money?
19:18Because I want to pay off Lavernia so we can finally get out of here.
19:23What do you mean, get out of here?
19:25We live here.
19:26What?
19:26You want to spend the rest of your life in this godforsaken place?
19:30This godforsaken place is where I grew up.
19:34It's our home.
19:35If you had a problem with living here, you should have said something.
19:39I have been complaining about this place since you've known me.
19:42I thought you were just a complainer.
19:44You complain about everything.
19:47Yeah, but this is real.
19:49I hate this place.
19:51I can't even imagine raising our kids here.
19:54Kids?
19:55I hate kids!
20:01These seem like some pretty big issues.
20:04Yeah.
20:07You know, we got married so fast.
20:11So what are we going to do?
20:13We both like wrestling movies?
20:22Yeah.
20:23And we both like pizza.
20:25I love pizza.
20:26Sausage and mushroom?
20:28Yeah.
20:30On half.
20:35Oh!
20:36Oh!
20:36Oh!
20:36Oh!
20:37Oh!
20:37Oh!
20:37Oh!
20:37Oh!
20:37Oh!
20:37Oh!
20:37Oh!
20:37Oh!
20:37Oh!
20:37Oh!
20:37Oh!
20:37Oh!
20:37Oh!
20:37Oh!
20:38Oh!
20:38Oh!
20:39Oh!
20:39Oh!
20:39Oh!
20:40Oh!
20:40Oh!
20:41Oh!
20:41Oh!
20:42Oh!
20:43Oh!
20:46We wait till the jocks take out the Goths.
20:48And then we swoop in.
20:50I made an alliance with the drama club.
20:53They've got swords.
20:54And when the skaters see me drop my cape, they'll come in on the flank.
20:58No one will expect us to be working together.
21:01Are you sure this is a good idea?
21:03It's too late for second thoughts.
21:05The tribes have balkanized.
21:09They don't like each other.
21:11Oh, my God.
21:13We don't stop until we have total control.
21:34Deploy special shield!
21:37We're just right! We're okay!
21:40It's minor now than yesterday!
21:44School is hard, but school is fun!
21:47Cause learning is for everyone!
21:51Oh man, they got Darren and he bites!
21:55No! Stop!
21:58This has gone too far!
22:00Look what you've been reduced to!
22:03We all used to hate this school equally!
22:06We hated the teachers!
22:08We hated the administration!
22:10We hated the building!
22:12But now, you take that perfectly good hate
22:16and turn it against each other!
22:18And why?
22:19Because people dress differently or talk differently?
22:22You're just making school even worse!
22:26Dabney was a crowboy two weeks ago
22:28and now he's a jock!
22:30That proves that these differences are meaningless!
22:34We need to focus on what makes us the same!
22:37Because if we hate each other,
22:39who's gonna hate school?
22:41You're a crowboy!
22:44You're a crowboy?
22:47Ha! You've got a crowboy!
22:50You guys got a crowboy right behind you!
22:53He's the one who wanted to fight in the first place!
22:57Hey, we got one too!
22:59I found one!
23:00I can't believe I can't get him out of here!
23:12He's our leader!
23:14If it's any consolation, we get our new classroom in five weeks!
23:32Thanks for the heads up on the underwear!
23:34No problem!
23:36What is with the self-pity?
23:39Albert Einstein had to carry spare pants until he was 24!
23:43And did he cry about it?
23:44No!
23:45He drew on that experience
23:48and it'll build the first nuclear bomb!
23:52Now, fuck up again the band!
24:05Oh!
24:19Video camera!
24:24Oh, my God!
24:35So, let's do it!
24:36And given that,
24:38we have to catch up on the beach!
24:40I'm so glad to see the sunset.
24:42Yeah!
24:43I'm so glad to see the next race.
24:45I'm so glad to see the sun and the star!
24:46It's holding my wave out.
24:48There it is!
24:50It's a huge measure!
24:52This will keep track of the sun and the sun,
24:54It's still a big flavour!
25:00This one, here I go.
25:02I'm so glad to see the sun and the sun.
25:03Let's go.
25:33Let's go.
26:03Let's go.
26:33Let's go.