Malcolm In The Middle Season 2 Episode 23 Carnival
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00:00Oh
00:30When your TV privileges are taken away you have to do something for entertainment. This is totally a trade-off
00:55Yes, no, maybe
01:00I don't know
01:01Can you repeat the question?
01:05You're not the boss of me now
01:07You're not the boss of me now
01:10You're not the boss of me now
01:12And you're not so big
01:19You're not the boss of me now
01:21You're not the boss of me now
01:23You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big.
01:29Life is unfair.
01:39Well, I've solved two mysteries.
01:42Why the toaster was stinking up the house,
01:46and where Dewey left his goldfish.
01:48Hal, would you put on a decent shirt?
01:50Stevie's here.
01:52So?
01:53Oh, I like having him around.
01:55Look, he's actually got the boys reading the newspaper.
02:01Wait, I haven't finished yet.
02:09Hey, check it out.
02:11The county fair.
02:12Look at that.
02:13They got a roller coaster, a sideshow, knife throwers.
02:17Your name written on rice.
02:21Oh, man.
02:24This is the last weekend.
02:25We've got to go.
02:26Yeah, like Mom will ever let us go?
02:28Why does she have to know?
02:36You got an idea?
02:37Maybe you guys could come for a sleepover.
02:46Your parents are going to let us go to the fair.
02:48They'll think that I'm sleeping at your house.
02:57Double alibi.
02:59It's a classic for a reason.
03:00Can you talk your mom into sleeping over?
03:07Mom, can we sleep over Stevie's tonight?
03:10Sure.
03:13Now for my parents.
03:16It's a sleepover at someone else's house.
03:22Don't you like sleeping here, son?
03:25I don't think this is a good idea, Steve.
03:27I mean, Malcolm's family doesn't have a HEPA filter air purifier,
03:30and God knows how outmoded their alarm system is.
03:33They probably don't even have motion detectors.
03:36Be honest, son.
03:37Is it my snoring?
03:38You have a perfectly good hypoallergenic mattress here to sleep on.
03:43I just don't see the point.
03:46It would help me feel normal.
04:00Fish in apparel.
04:04All right, see you there.
04:05Stevie's in.
04:06We're all set.
04:07He's going to meet us at the bus stop in half an hour.
04:10We take the 37 Express to the fair,
04:12have fun for a little while,
04:13and we're back home by midnight.
04:24You little creep!
04:25Let go!
04:26What did you hear?
04:27Everything.
04:28I want to go to the fair.
04:30No, Dewey.
04:31You're too young.
04:33Take me?
04:34Or I'll tell mom.
04:36You do?
04:37I'll just stomp the crap out of you.
04:40Go ahead.
04:40I'm still telling.
04:42Dewey, you're not going and you're not telling.
04:45If you blab to mom,
04:47we'll take every pet you ever get
04:50and set it free.
04:53We'll destroy every toy,
04:56every game,
04:57everything you ever love.
05:01Do what you have to.
05:05Dewey's going to go with us to Stevie's.
05:07Why?
05:09Because we like them.
05:11And it's fun.
05:13And Stevie's mom is okay with us?
05:15Yeah.
05:16Maybe so,
05:17but she has no idea what she's getting into
05:19with the three of you over there.
05:20I should give her a call.
05:21Honey,
05:21Kitty can speak up for herself.
05:24I think she's made a decision.
05:25I don't think we should be second guessing her.
05:27What?
05:28Though with Dewey gone too,
05:30we'll have to try to think of something to do
05:32on our own.
05:36Alone.
05:36Okay, boys.
05:38Have fun.
05:40Bye now.
05:51Oh, hell.
05:53We got the whole night.
05:55Here, heat up the rolls.
05:56Daddy will just kill me
06:11if he catches me
06:12with one of the field hands.
06:21What the machine gun?
06:26Hello, it's Francis.
06:28Mom, dad, pick up.
06:31I'm in the emergency room
06:33and the doctors think they can save my leg,
06:36but they...
06:37Francis, are you okay?
06:39Ha!
06:40Screening your own child.
06:42Fine parents you are.
06:43Honey, what's wrong?
06:44The fact that I have to resort to lies
06:46to get you to talk to me.
06:48That's what's wrong.
06:49What do you want, Francis?
06:50I don't know.
06:51It's Saturday night.
06:52I thought I'd call and say hi.
06:54Can we call you back later?
06:55Your dad and I are kind of busy right now.
06:56All right, let me talk to my brothers.
06:58They're not here.
07:00And what are you...
07:02Ew!
07:05Oh!
07:09Ugh!
07:15Ugh!
07:23Where is everybody going?
07:26They're leaving.
07:28This place is closing in 15 minutes.
07:30We would have been here two hours ago
07:32if we didn't have to get off the express bus.
07:34I had to pee.
07:36You cost us two hours.
07:38Just for that,
07:39you don't get to see the Siamese pigs.
07:42No!
07:42Can we stop fighting
07:46and start living?
07:49Okay, we only have time for one ride,
07:52so we need to make it count.
07:53How about the Chamber of Towers?
07:55It's on the other side of the Midway.
07:57The ride's closed.
08:09The ride's closed.
08:09What?
08:10We've still got five minutes.
08:13Not according to my watch.
08:14Hey, you have to let us ride.
08:17This is a county fair.
08:19It belongs to the people.
08:21I mean, what are our tax dollars paying for anyway?
08:23The cops,
08:24who I'm going to call
08:25if you don't get the hell out of here.
08:27Ride's closed.
08:28That sucks.
08:34He's just picking at us
08:35because we're kids
08:36and we can't do anything about it.
08:37I know.
08:38This is unfair.
08:40He could have let us through.
08:42He just has an attitude problem.
08:44What happened to customer service?
08:48Are you sure we should be doing this?
08:51Stevie might get mad at us
08:52just dropping in on him.
08:54We're not doing anything wrong
08:55with his parents,
08:56and we happen to be
08:58in the neighborhood.
09:00You just want to kiss him goodnight.
09:03So what if I do?
09:04I kiss that boy goodnight
09:06every night since he was born.
09:08It makes him sleep better,
09:10and it makes me sleep better.
09:14What is taking so long?
09:17You know, those boys,
09:19they're probably watching ninja movies
09:21and eating full-fat crackers.
09:25Hello?
09:28Is everything okay in there?
09:30We can't pretend we're not here.
09:32They didn't see us.
09:33They probably heard the crash.
09:35Oh!
09:37Kitty!
09:38Abe!
09:39Uh,
09:40what are you doing here?
09:42Hello, Hal.
09:43Is everything okay?
09:44We heard a crash.
09:46Oh, yeah.
09:46Sure.
09:47We're just, um,
09:49living furniture.
09:50So, what brings you by?
09:52We just came by to see Stevie.
09:55Stevie?
09:56Stevie isn't here.
09:58I thought he was with you.
10:00What are you talking about?
10:02Where's my baby?
10:04Abe?
10:04Kitty?
10:05What are you doing here?
10:06We came to see Stevie.
10:08He's not here on a sleepover
10:10with your boys?
10:11No.
10:12They told us they were spending
10:13the night at your house
10:14for a sleepover.
10:15Hell,
10:22get my bra.
10:29I guess I should be scared,
10:31but I'm not.
10:37Big blood.
10:39That's
10:40a zombie?
10:42Rubber guts.
10:45Okay,
10:51if I had paid for this ride,
10:52I'd be really pissed.
10:54Stevie!
10:55Stevie!
10:57Stevie!
10:58Stevie!
11:00Stevie!
11:01Stevie!
11:03Stevie!
11:04Stevie!
11:05Kitty,
11:06you have to leave a little room
11:08between your Stevie's
11:09or you won't be able
11:09to hear him yell back.
11:11I'm sorry.
11:11I'm just a little nervous.
11:13I don't have as much experience
11:15with my child being
11:16in mortal danger.
11:17Okay,
11:18just calm down.
11:19You have to focus
11:20on something positive,
11:22like how we're gonna
11:22punish them.
11:23How can I focus on anything
11:25when Stevie's out there
11:26lost and scared?
11:28I understand
11:29what you're feeling,
11:30Kitty.
11:30I'm concerned, too.
11:31We're all concerned.
11:33Abe,
11:34this van
11:35is a palace.
11:37What does a rig like this
11:38set you back?
11:38Eh,
11:38not as much as you'd think.
11:40When I sprang for the DVD player
11:42and flat screen monitor,
11:44they threw in the GPS system
11:46for free.
11:47So it's really a...
11:51Stevie!
11:53Stevie!
11:54Stevie!
11:56Where the hell's the exit?
11:58We've been warning around here
12:00for 20 minutes.
12:01This place is creepy.
12:04Hey, guys,
12:05we're right back
12:05where we started.
12:06This is the car
12:07we were riding in.
12:09Like if it were
12:10Dewey was chewing on it.
12:12Okay,
12:12I think we're out of options.
12:14We have to start a fire.
12:16Just calm down.
12:18We can find our way
12:19out of here.
12:20We just need to stay together
12:21and hold hands.
12:22Reese,
12:23give me your hand.
12:26I thought I was
12:27holding your hand.
12:28Oh!
12:29Oh!
12:29Oh!
12:30Oh!
12:31Oh!
12:31Oh!
12:31Oh!
12:31Oh!
12:31Oh!
12:31Oh!
12:31Oh!
12:31Oh!
12:32Oh!
12:32Oh!
12:32Oh!
12:32Oh!
12:32Oh!
12:33Oh!
12:33Oh!
12:33Oh!
12:33Oh!
12:34Oh!
12:34Oh!
12:35Oh!
12:35Oh!
12:36Oh!
12:36Oh!
12:37Oh!
12:37Oh!
12:38Oh!
12:38Oh!
12:38Oh!
12:39Oh!
12:41This is like the beginning
12:42of every horror movie
12:43I've ever seen.
12:45I think we should
12:46all split up.
12:53This place is like
12:54a cemetery
12:55with a ferris wheel.
12:57Are you in trouble?
12:59No.
13:00The last bus leaves
13:01in 20 minutes.
13:02We just had to get
13:02outside and wait for it.
13:05Hey.
13:07Let's ask.
13:08for help. No, we'll get in trouble.
13:11Let's climb the fence and get
13:13out of here. The fences are like 12 feet
13:15high. What about Stevie? We do it
13:17in stages. We drag his chair to the
13:19top, toss it over, and then do
13:21the same with Stevie. Hello?
13:26Lost brother?
13:27Go for it.
13:28Uh, hi. We're really sorry,
13:31but our brother got lost, and we kind of got
13:33stuck in here after closing.
13:35Would you mind unlocking the gate
13:37and letting us out? We only live a block
13:39away, so we won't be any more trouble.
13:43You think the rules don't apply?
13:46Excuse me?
13:47My poor sponge, you piss-ant
13:49sneaking in?
13:51It's my ass!
13:55Isn't he mad?
13:56I don't know. He looks a little...
13:59Ah!
14:00Ah!
14:02Ah!
14:03Ah!
14:05Ah!
14:07Oh, my God.
14:13Side window defrosters.
14:15I've never seen that before.
14:16Hello?
14:17Francis, hang on.
14:19I'm putting you on speakerphone.
14:24Who is this?
14:25Francis, it's Mom.
14:26We need to talk.
14:27You know, with the images I have
14:29in my brain, I think the best thing
14:31for me right now is a little distance
14:33in about 15 hours of public television.
14:35Francis, would you quit clowning around?
14:38The boys are missing.
14:39What are you talking about?
14:40We were hoping you can give us some ideas
14:43of where to look for them.
14:44Over.
14:45Cal,
14:46if you could give us some leads,
14:48it might really speed things up.
14:49See?
14:53He doesn't know you've stopped talking.
14:56No, it's just...
14:56You're kind of putting me
14:57in an awkward position.
14:58I mean,
14:59you're asking me to rat out my brothers.
15:01Francis, we're just worried about the boys.
15:03They're not going to get into trouble.
15:05Oh, when do they get new parents?
15:07Listen, you little Miss Karina,
15:09you better tell me where they are
15:10before I jump through the phone
15:11and rip that smart mouth
15:13off that damn face.
15:14Who is that?
15:15My name is Kitty Kinnarvan,
15:17and my little boy Stevie
15:18is out there lost.
15:20His inhaler is running out,
15:22and he's got poor night vision.
15:24Wait, Stevie's with them?
15:26Okay, you didn't hear it from me,
15:28but I'd check out the old paint factory.
15:29It's fun to blow up the old cans of varnish.
15:32Oh, and the knife store on Fifth
15:33has a back door that's loose.
15:35Stevie could swim.
15:37Well, I guess they'd be
15:3840 miles downstream by now.
15:41Look, just start at these places.
15:43The others are too alarming,
15:45and there's no sense
15:45in needlessly scaring you.
15:55Happy thoughts, happy thoughts.
15:57Puppies, ice cream,
15:59fat people falling down.
16:01I think we lost them.
16:03Where's Dewey?
16:05Oh, my God, where is he?
16:08Look, I say we get out of here.
16:11We can cover for Dewey.
16:12He's quiet.
16:13Mom and Dad will never know he's gone.
16:15You don't leave
16:16a fallen
16:18comrade.
16:20Shut up.
16:21We wouldn't be in this mess
16:22if you hadn't called for help.
16:23Keep pushing me,
16:27dumbass.
16:28Look, we can find Dewey.
16:30We just need to start
16:31on one side of the park,
16:33work our way through,
16:34and see the hell away
16:35from that guard.
16:35No way.
16:36No way.
16:38We stay right here.
16:42The maniac's out there somewhere,
16:44waiting for us.
16:46Save yourself!
16:55Save yourself!
16:55Save yourself!
16:55Save yourself!
16:55Save yourself!
16:55Save yourself!
16:55Save yourself!
16:57Save yourself!
16:59Save yourself!
17:00Save yourself!
17:01Save yourself!
17:02Save yourself!
17:03Save yourself!
17:04Save yourself!
17:05Save yourself!
17:06Save yourself!
17:07Save yourself!
17:08Save yourself!
17:09Save yourself!
17:10Save yourself!
17:11Save yourself!
17:12Save yourself!
17:13Save yourself!
17:14Save yourself!
17:15Save yourself!
17:16Oh, man, he's got steamy.
17:21We gotta do something.
17:23Why?
17:23Maybe it's his time.
17:25Or are we to play God?
17:28Reese!
17:32What is taking him so long?
17:35How many places could the boys hide in an impound lot?
17:41Stop the car!
17:43Stop the car!
17:46Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
17:56Eat our dust, you stupid dogs!
17:59Paul wins again!
18:03Well, they're not there.
18:08How can this be happening?
18:10Stevie never used to do things like this.
18:12He used to be such a good boy.
18:14He used to hold my yarn while I knitted.
18:18And I would hold his yarn while he knitted.
18:21He made this sweater.
18:24Kitty, I am so sorry.
18:25This is all my boys' fault.
18:27They turn everyone they come in contact with into scheming delinquents.
18:33They're like a virus.
18:34Oh, look, we don't blame your boys.
18:37Well, we do.
18:38But the thing is, Stevie has had a hand in this.
18:40I mean, he's changed.
18:42Ever since he hit middle school,
18:43he's just snippy and secretive and just shuts himself up in his room.
18:48We should never have let him have that door.
18:52I guess we're in for a few rough months.
18:56A few months?
18:58Well, when he gets older and realizes how much he's hurting us, then...
19:03Then he'll be even better at it.
19:05Let's face it, teenagers are thoughtless, inconsiderate eating machines
19:11dedicated to putting us through hell and sending us to an early grave.
19:16These kids just don't know how much we suffer.
19:21What's that buzzing sound?
19:22Oh, it's a massage feature.
19:26I'll turn it off.
19:27You kids didn't know who you were messing with.
19:37You caught a kid in a wheelchair.
19:43Kudos.
19:44Shut up!
19:45You talk when I say.
19:47I'm shaking in my chair.
19:57Don't go anywhere.
20:15I think we should run and jump the fence and get the cops.
20:18No, we should stay right here.
20:21This is good.
20:22This is smart.
20:27We're out in the open.
20:29We've got to move.
20:30No!
20:30This guy's a psychopath.
20:33He's probably got bodies buried all over the country.
20:36If there comes to town, he kills a bunch of locals,
20:39then packs up and moves on to the next bunch of victims.
20:41Shut up.
20:42We're going to be fine.
20:49Look, I just want to let you know
20:51I've always tried to be a good brother.
20:53If I ever hit you or broke your stuff,
20:55it's because you deserved it and it was fun.
20:57But that doesn't make it right.
20:59Maurice, please stop talking like this.
21:01We're going to be fine.
21:02Hey, guys.
21:07To me, that's not funny.
21:10Where's Stevie?
21:11The guard grabbed him.
21:12Yeah, he locked him up in his trailer
21:14and he's doing who knows what to him.
21:17Maybe my friends can help.
21:19What friends?
21:19What friends?
21:27We come in peace.
21:52Hello?
21:53Hey, it's me.
21:54I talked to Richie.
21:55He has a couple ideas if you want to hear them.
21:57Roger that, Francis.
21:59Over.
22:00First off, he said the porno shop on Radford
22:03is having a parking lot sale.
22:05Oh, yeah.
22:05And the county fair is in town right now.
22:09All right.
22:10Of course.
22:15The fair.
22:16The fair.
22:32Your friends think they can hide.
22:34I'll teach them a little lesson.
22:39They already know how to make six bucks an hour.
22:46Shut up!
22:49Mother goat!
22:51I'll be right back.
22:52I'll be right back.
23:21Phil, let's be reasonable about this.
23:36Why don't you let the little boy go?
23:39Get out of here, Gorak.
23:40You can't tell me what to do.
23:43I'm in charge of security.
23:45Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
23:47I understand that.
23:48And you're doing a terrific job.
23:52But I guess what I'm asking for here falls under the category of a favor.
23:58Can you do me a favor, Phil?
24:01Why should I do you a favor?
24:04You never do me any favors.
24:08Is this about the birthday party?
24:11No.
24:12Phil, I told you I was trying to keep it small.
24:17Well, if I invited you, I'd have to invite the concession people, the ticket takers, even the transportation guys.
24:27I can't afford that.
24:30It was nothing personal.
24:33Really?
24:35Look, we're having a poker game this weekend.
24:38Why don't you join us?
24:41Can I deal?
24:42Of course you can deal.
24:51Thanks for looking after our boys, Gorak.
24:53We hope they weren't too much of a bother.
24:55Hey, I know how kids can be.
24:57I got two little monsters of my own.
24:59And, Hal, don't forget, poker this weekend.
25:03Absolutely.
25:04Too bad the boys didn't get to see our show.
25:08Next time we're in town, we'll get them backstage.
25:12Only if you're taking me up on that home-cooked meal.
25:14You got it, Lois.
25:17These boys have had a rough night, so take it easy on them.
25:22Right now, all I'm worried about is getting them home.
25:25This sucks.
25:31This would have turned out perfect if Francis didn't rat us out.
25:35What are you smiling about?
25:38Gorak gave me one of his babies.
25:40Okay.