Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the sexual mishap you experienced on a first or second date with someone after hearing about a porn star who had to go to the emergency room after losing a sex toy inside herself.
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00:00well a woman is sharing the unfortunate sex mishap she had on a first date that landed her
00:13in the hospital and that's what we want to talk about for a minute unfortunate sex mishaps that
00:18happen on like the first or second date where you like barely know the person that makes it i think
00:22even weirder the number if you want to reach us and share your story is 1-855-954-6969
00:29or text us at 46969 uh early dating sex mishaps this woman alicia davis uh she's a porn star so
00:42it's a little bit different for her but she did end up in bed with a man after hitting it off during
00:46their date their fun was short-lived though after a sex toy they were using disappeared lost it yeah
00:55resulting in the 32 year old being admitted to a hospital and later having to undergo emergency
01:03surgery if you're with a girl on a first or second date and something gets lost inside of her
01:09and you have to rush her to the hospital is it on you to stay with her or you can just drop her and
01:15go i think you gotta be you gotta stay be a gentleman about it you gotta stay like this is a tinder date
01:20first time we've ever met there's something inside of you i feel like i'm with you chuck i'll be
01:25like listen i will get you there i'll make sure you're gonna be taken care of but i'm not sticking
01:29around if i'm a hot enough guy that i can go on one date with a girl and she is busting toys out
01:36inside of her then i feel like i can just leave really i just because i can get another one of these
01:43like i i don't know how good looking you have to be i don't know well like porn star yeah i get
01:51another one of these tinder date i just it's our first date i don't know you yeah but you just had
01:59sex so you know you're enough and not just sex like we've gotten maybe you should stay make sure
02:05she's okay toys and i know i've lost the toy inside you but i don't think we know each other that
02:10that's how i would feel so that's how i feel so all the best my lady i'm like listen we all know
02:15that it's as soon as i get into the parking lot i block her on tinder and then we'll never see each
02:19other again yeah i mean if she if her life is in danger i will stay if it's just something stuck
02:26inside of her and they got to pull it out i don't feel like i'm committed to be there that's wild
02:30because i i feel like i would stay just i would not i would stay you'd stay yeah i mean i'm probably the
02:36one who put it in you know yeah you'd feel there's some responsibility on my end all right
02:42and i would be like hey how awkward is it gonna be for me to just be like sitting at your bedside
02:47that's what i feel the awkwardness of the whole situation of someone i don't even know and i'm
02:51supposed to like make you small talk with you i know but that's all it was wanted yeah she might
02:56not have ever wanted to really talk to me dave's a lose it and leave it kind of guy
03:01junk too al you would stay right yeah of course this lady said that they decided to use an anal
03:08plug during sex when all of a sudden she said it felt like it had fallen out of me so we stopped
03:14and i put my hand down there to discover it was gone they pulled the blankets and pillows off the
03:20bed looking underneath for it but it was nowhere to be found the old loose caboose
03:24i hate that restaurant yeah welcome to the loose caboose we're going to a diner
03:32it's the loose caboose you gotta like listen i mean that's why people get keep getting bigger and
03:41bigger down there right it's probably to keep it from getting swallowed up anthony is in tampa hi anthony
03:48we're talking about unfortunate sex mishaps on the first or second date what happened to you
03:52yeah so uh i was it was like the second time i was hooking up with this chick and um she had just
03:58put her kid down to bed and we were getting some personal time and we were probably like five minutes
04:02into our session and all of a sudden she started like convulsing and shaking and stuff and i didn't
04:06know what to do so i i picked her up and i threw her in the shower and i turned the cold washer on
04:12and it immediately woke her up and then you left you get out of there
04:15i didn't know if she was faking it or not so i was like yeah i'm out of here yeah
04:24faking it wow hopefully she wasn't faking it yeah i never thought of faking it
04:30it's a way to get out of sex there's another way to do it it's just to grab on go for the ride
04:36you start shaking like that i'm gonna just i'm gonna try and stay put
04:42i'm i'm trying to grab on enjoy that yeah i'm like well this is awesome
04:48yeah i guess it depends on the guy yeah once again here we go we're learning a lot about chuck
04:54today she's not dead he'll just ride out a convulsion if i think you're faking it leave
05:00you at the hospital and take advantage of a seizure new slash i'm not a great guy
05:07i'm not a great guy like don't put your eggs in that basket she's faking it she's like what are
05:16you doing you're faking it and i knew it so i just held on i had a one night stand with a lady
05:23who i thought had just had a couple of drinks too many before we got it on come to find out she had
05:29had a stroke about a month ago and didn't tell me about it until after we finished so never how you
05:35doing so she just always seemed so she's slurring probably right how those things yeah
05:41hit the sauce pretty heavy yeah let's go to bed let's get out of here
05:48oh stroke victims don't look that up either no you literally will be
05:55instantly warmed by warned by the government oh right that's right what happened jason looked up
06:02stroke victim porn just because of something that happened i remember that as soon as i searched
06:08it i got this warning what you're looking for could be non-consensual and it was like go back to the
06:16home page i'm like yep yep yep yep we're out of here abort abort abort abort stroke victim porn bad search
06:23now on the watch list yeah if i hadn't been already yeah for sure um let's go to uh solomon
06:30who's joining us from ontario an unfortunate sex mishap that happened on the first or second day what was
06:35it for you solomon uh first time caller long time listener i was uh went to see a friend of mine i hadn't
06:42seen in five years and at the time i was young and stupidly dumb uh we were getting into it and things
06:48are getting hot and then so midway through getting her undressed the phone rings and i'm like oh i
06:54better answer this oh it's my dad just calling to see hey what's going on where are you and
06:59oh long story short uh yeah i never got a chance to finish that job that day i had to go back two
07:04weeks later finish the job yeah that's like a long talk with my dad you just started talking to your dad
07:11yeah i gotta talk to him for a while bryster calls while chuck's about to finally get laid
07:26that would be chuck luck that's totally oh no i'd tell him i would be like dad i'm about to have sex
07:31he'd be like that's a lie buddy there's no chance i gotta tell you about drew i gotta tell you about
07:38cake i gotta tell you about all the kids let me just tell you break it down are you going on
07:44tuesday night are we doing that baseball house rowing that was my favorite grandkid
07:53uh let's go to oliver who's in taylor uh an unfortunate sex mishap that happened on
07:58a first or second day what was it man so uh i was seeing this girl for about a month and uh the first
08:04time we hooked up uh she orgasmed and farted and it actually it was actually a thing oh yeah oh wait
08:16like so every time it's a thing every time she yeah so we dated for like two or three months and almost
08:23every single time oh you thought it was just like a one-time deal and then it just kept happening did she
08:28have the old loose caboose uh no no she sounded she sounded like a lost dolphin every time i went
08:35towards that door you know the oh oh i see she didn't allow you back there okay i get you yep
08:43just an unfortunate mix up of signals well i think that some people relaxes no i think that some people
08:49have like uh that reaction pulsates everything down there and so if you're it's too bad if your bottom
08:59is pulsating too much with some air in there yeah you don't want an orgasm farter i remember to be
09:05an orgasm farter porn that i saw where someone would have one and just there was noise from the vaginal
09:15area like uh yeah noticeable and i was very shocked and not yeah but like uncontrollable and i was like
09:24whoa this who made this why would you make this video yeah if a chick orgasm then farted that hit
09:32you like a ton of bricks it really does but i mean i know i did it i know i got you there yeah
09:38i can smell that i got you there oh goodness chuck what a horrible thing it's true this is a redneck
09:47sex mishap okay one of her teeth fell into my back door when she was pleasuring me back there
09:54good god why that's hands down the most horrifying thing i've ever heard
10:00do you want your tooth back my lady no your tooth fell into that's crazy into my crevasse
10:08oh what's that i believe your tooth is in my crevasse
10:14well i mean she's back there holy cow then she's getting after it to knock a tooth loose
10:24wow what did that stop i don't think they were that secure teeth to be exactly
10:27that's what they were hanging on for dear life right yep yeah those things were barely the like candy
10:33corn probably oh god oh yeah yeah yeah candy corn teeth lady will really go back to it oh i think
10:40so i think you're right they let lines up yeah yeah any candy corn teeth lady will go to your
10:46backside it's probably what caused the candy corn teeth in the first place oh my god that's like
10:49candy corn a little erosion oh no no i just brushed my teeth erosion
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