Dave & Chuck the Freak started talking about a new study saying there is no such thing as a beautiful scrotum and end up discussing who on the show has looked at their own b-hole.
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00:00here's something that could upset some guys a new study finds there's no such thing
00:14as a beautiful scrotum come take a look at mine okay uh study i think they have a beautiful
00:21no i don't think so is there such thing does any man think that balls are attractive
00:25i never felt like mine were unattractive i just think they're balls they're a scrotum you know
00:32it's not something that's like oh okay let's just say so let's say you have the most beautiful balls
00:41okay okay what are they on a scale of like one to ten of like what beauty would be they gotta be
00:49like a the most beautiful set of balls you've ever seen in your life a four i think a four is high
00:55that's i'm saying the most it's a wrinkly sack i know i know you might look pretty nice once uh
01:02i've just finished with my nail very smooth i like to just sit and wire them in the mirror
01:07i mean job you know we have before found there are some ladies that find scrotums attractive
01:12and i'm sure there are some fellas that find them attractive too but all in all in this study done
01:18by uh some folks in germany at the medical school of hamburg it was called the scrotum
01:24a comparison of men's assessments um and it looked into it to see if there was such a thing
01:34as an aesthetically pleasing scrotum turns out basically they found that
01:41no there wasn't yeah even men evaluating their own scrotum in a black and white photo
01:50had to conclude they couldn't call it beautiful so james you're the only one i'll take that title
01:56in the world yeah he's the only man the owner of the world's most beautiful scrotum yeah that's right
02:01i'm here subscribe to my only fans yeah maybe ten dollars a month and i'll maybe give you a peek
02:07strange study for them to be involved in sure i didn't know did they know what they were signing
02:11up for chuck yeah are you signing up for that study dude yeah man they're gonna pay me 25 bucks
02:17okay i hear that but did you know what it's about nope i have no idea it's uh scrotum study
02:23you're gonna have to come to the right man look and rate the attractiveness wow of several scrotums
02:31that is that in black and white photos oh yeah sir can you pose for this photo what do you think
02:40you could pick your scrotum out of a lineup not from the back
02:44i'm just saying i just got the visual not from the back from the top dear god sure could does any
02:59guy here think they could pick their scrotum out of a lineup i feel like i i might be there were
03:0310 scrotum pictures you think you'd know those balls are mine i've i've looked at them quite a bit
03:08um i think i could too i think i could yeah andy you could yeah i could yeah i really hope we're all
03:14not gonna have to submit pictures of our scrotum let's prove it no no no for god's sakes i don't
03:20want to see any of your listeners we need the listeners to send in pictures of your scrotum
03:23whose balls are these yeah no i'm not sure i could i mean maybe i've never decided to fire
03:30off a picture of the back uh ever so i couldn't even tell you it's a real mystery to me it's a
03:40real mystery and that's good if you did know what they look like from behind oh that's just quite a
03:47setup you gotta get you got some crazy mirrors yeah it's quite a setup he puts his phone in places yeah
03:53most people don't put their phones you don't want to know i had to get a photo in the back
03:58you have admitted you took photos of so was it your b-hole or what b-hole like i thought i've done
04:04everything that you can imagine wasn't you checking something out yes i definitely checked something
04:10out back there but i was not uh i was not focused on the back of my balls right but you were checking
04:16something out yes that's in my memory you took a picture you you had to see what was going on oh
04:22yeah it's just uh i'd be able to pick that out far before i could pick out the you could identify
04:30your b-hole in a lineup it'd be tough it'd be a tough one but i bet it'd be pretty cool i i don't
04:36believe i've ever seen my b-hole well you're missing out you've never seen the opening to your own
04:40fudge factory no i have not yeah i have not like stood over a mirror or goat seed myself to see if
04:48i could take a look you're missing out you are missing out but i just never focused fire on that
04:55region you should try it sometime yeah
04:59sometimes you gotta stand over a mirror exactly you've done it jason yeah absolutely but why i mean
05:07what's your motivation to me you could you could be checking to make sure that you are all uh clear
05:13of any kind of uh you know grooming issue that you might have oh that night there just might have
05:19been something there that shouldn't have been oh and you're like wondering what's that little bump
05:25is it a polyp or a hemorrhoid had to see what was going on and yep oh okay handle the situation
05:31yep that's a reveal this is before he met me because he knows you could just ask me i could
05:37take a look at it for you i'm like nobody knows to take a peek yeah yep and were you able to decipher
05:42the issue yep i was okay you know i was able to find remedies and do whatever i did good job to make
05:48it through there you go self-check yeah good for you thank you it's hey it's part of life and uh like
05:56dave's been really lucky he's avoided it um i have i always know every time i don't want it also
06:03yeah blow out back there i really don't so that's why i guess the difference i i've had no reason to
06:09go there it's it's nice it's a nice area no it's not it's a great area no i'm sure it isn't i'm sure
06:16it's horrible i don't think so if you maybe guys that groom back there i think it's more uh the only
06:24real time you're drawn to that area uh there'd be two things number one is like jason said like
06:30you only really check it out if you think you got something going on back there and it's like what is
06:34happening you know um or you meet a girl that that's her thing and i know that sounds crazy but
06:44oh her thing is dining there or on you they like it and it's like that'd be the only two
06:52right the only two reasons someone said they did have to do that when they were looking for ticks
06:56you don't want to take my god imagine getting a tick in your b-hole because you have to remove
07:01them super carefully right otherwise their heads will remain inside you yeah there's like a little
07:05tick remover we have one for jameson you gotta like put it on and twist i can't imagine having to do
07:10that to a b-hole especially not yours like some some other person's i'd have to know you pretty
07:17well you know to remove a tick from your b-hole exactly that tick would be swinging like tarzan in
07:21the jungle i can picture it yeah he's full oh my goodness anyways there's no such thing as a
07:31beautiful scrotum according to science there you are
07:34you