Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share their dirty confessions. One guy uses his fingers to help himself poop and a lady bites off her toenails.
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00:00what's your dirty confession uh miguel from chicago formally referred to as the naked latino
00:16yes yes uh he's joining us yeah well you made me that way dave but i never liked that name
00:23of course not no one would yeah no one i tend to do that to people and i apologize
00:28that's true um it's fine it's fine took them years to tell you that it really did uh you have a dirty
00:34confession though of course uh yes well first of all hello bitches uh yes of course yeah
00:43inappropriate penis to you as well go ahead well anyways before i poop i don't do it all the time
00:49oh man this is so embarrassing uh-huh i put a i put a finger up there yeah so i could help me poop
00:56yeah just get it going like uh you know
01:00we need a new nickname for you now
01:02just give dave a couple seconds
01:04you should have stuck with naked latino
01:10what's up poop fingers
01:14the latin poop poker
01:16okay i have a another confession
01:23oh no i know
01:24i don't know if we can take it
01:26what is it
01:27i'm okay i'm still like half asleep and i just realized i called and i shouldn't have called
01:34oh my goodness
01:39oh well
01:41ah miguel
01:42okay
01:43thank you miguel
01:44bye
01:44always great to speak to you
01:47yep bye
01:49bye
01:50bye
01:50there's old latin poop fingers
01:52we never know what i'll say
01:53no you honestly you have no idea
01:55i have never heard of that being a thing
01:56to encourage uh bowel movements
01:59there's times i want to reach right up there
02:01there's times i'm wanting to reach out
02:02like this is but we'll like seal up
02:05he's got to break the seal
02:06no no
02:06no
02:07i don't understand
02:08super tight
02:10i do like latino poop poker though
02:12oh my god
02:12oh my god
02:15that is a dirty confession
02:16see
02:17for sure
02:17wondered why i felt uncomfortable
02:19somebody texted in calling it
02:20he's ringing the doorbell
02:21oh man imagine doorbells are like that
02:27goodness gracious
02:30finger right in it
02:31oh boy
02:31let's go
02:32to voice changing technology
02:34oh okay
02:35yep yep
02:35hi anonymous
02:36how you doing
02:38good how are you
02:39good
02:40what's your comment here on your dirty confession
02:42um i use my wife's dildo when she leaves the house
02:46upon yourself
02:48oh yeah dave
02:49much like the latin poop poker
02:51yup
02:52um so when she leaves
02:55you put her dildo in your rear
02:57yes
02:58yes
02:59do you participate in backdoor stuff with her
03:02i do not
03:04so she has no idea you're into this
03:07no
03:08what do you think
03:10if you could turn down your radio too
03:11it's incredibly distracting
03:12yeah
03:13what do you think her reaction would be
03:15if she found out you are using her dildo in your rear
03:21i don't know
03:23she might like it
03:23she might not
03:24oh i don't know
03:25i'm gonna go with
03:26she probably
03:26i don't wanna find out
03:27right
03:28oh no
03:28that'll be your dirty little secret
03:31yes
03:32yeah
03:32yeah
03:33she'd probably just want you to get your own
03:35yeah
03:36yeah
03:36could you maybe just
03:37could you maybe just go get your own
03:40yeah but what if
03:41you know
03:42and she finds it
03:43because i feel like
03:43she's not cleaning it well
03:45yeah
03:45you say oh i
03:46i was hiding that
03:48i was gonna break
03:49break that out in one of our sexual
03:50all right that's for you
03:51that's for you
03:52just clean it
03:53just scrub it a little
03:54first honey
03:55i don't
03:56voice changing technology
03:59hi anonymous
04:00how are you
04:01good how are you
04:03good we've got our first female dirty confession
04:05and what is it that you do
04:07i bite my own toenails
04:10oh you're one of these
04:12oh well
04:13we've heard about people like you
04:14impressed by your flexibility
04:16disgusted by what you do with it
04:18yeah
04:19i'm a well-educated mother
04:21married but i
04:22bite my toenails
04:24has anyone ever busted you
04:26biting your own toenails
04:28has anyone ever seen you do it
04:30not yet
04:31have you ever thought of doing any kind of um
04:34like in the adult world
04:36like uh like an only fans
04:38where you eat your own feet
04:39oh
04:40uh that is a great question
04:43i might have to uh look into that
04:44no i just wondered if there would
04:46don't you think there'd be a market for that
04:47eating your own feet
04:48yeah i feel like
04:50like a niche right
04:51you haven't like a niche
04:52everyone needs a niche market
04:53for that kind of thing
04:55do people into foot fetish stuff
04:56want to see people eat their own feet though
04:58i think so
04:59call me chuck
05:00oh yeah okay
05:01i'm more into james's feet
05:06his tootsie
05:07his mouth has already got some tootsies
05:09occupying his face
05:11yeah
05:11i'm already cleaning toes
05:13uh
05:14have you ever thought about a professional pedicure
05:17oh i get them
05:19you get them
05:20still in between
05:21you have to
05:22okay so
05:23do you just
05:24bite them
05:24do you just bite the big ones
05:27or you bite all of them
05:28oh
05:30oh good question
05:31uh just big ones i guess
05:33yeah
05:33see
05:34yeah
05:35see
05:35all right
05:37well i mean
05:38that's disgusting
05:39but all the best to you
05:40i'm telling you
05:43look into it
05:43see ya
05:44wouldn't want to kiss you after that
05:45good luck with the only fans
05:46oof
05:47yeah
05:50uh here's a
05:50this is a woman just like
05:52the latino poop poker
05:54um she said
05:5540 year old female
05:56my dirty confession is
05:57i will dig my poop
05:59out of my butt
06:00with my fingers
06:00oh my god
06:01man
06:04why is there a need to
06:05your body
06:05will naturally
06:07help you release it
06:09well
06:10hot tip
06:12delete that text
06:12right now
06:13whoever
06:13not you
06:14but the person
06:15that sent it
06:16somebody finds that
06:18finds that on the phone
06:19wow that's a great idea
06:20that is a hot tip
06:23that is a hot tip
06:24let me release it
06:25away with a hot tip
06:26uh you dirty bitch
06:28you'd delete that text
06:29could you imagine
06:30reading that
06:31on someone's phone
06:32no
06:32you accidentally
06:33see that
06:34well i
06:36i take a lot of stuff
06:38to the next level
06:39i'll tell you that
06:40right now
06:40i'm like okay
06:41you're doing that
06:42time to get wild
06:44an ex-co-worker
06:45would love to
06:47clean the bathroom
06:47but we found out
06:49it's because he
06:50collected pubic hairs
06:51not sure if it's a
06:53secret but he put
06:54them in a bag
06:54and showed me
06:56well it's not a
06:57secret if he
06:58put them in a bag
06:59and showed you
07:00hey lisa have you
07:01seen my pubic hair
07:02collection
07:02it's pretty much
07:03out there
07:04i've gathered
07:04all these pubic hairs
07:05from the bathroom
07:06but what
07:07listen though
07:08how many
07:08stupid hairs
07:09are in the
07:09bathroom
07:10we got red
07:11we got black
07:11we got all the
07:12colors of the
07:12rainbow
07:13so i guess my
07:15question is
07:15i think this one's
07:16dave's
07:16oh my god
07:17what do you think
07:18about the other
07:19person
07:19when like i
07:21so i
07:21let's pretend
07:23that i have a
07:25collection
07:25of those
07:26bathroom pubes
07:27uh-huh
07:28and i feel
07:30all of a sudden
07:31like i can just
07:32tell
07:32and show
07:34someone else
07:35what i have
07:36what what a
07:38i don't know
07:40like i have
07:40somehow
07:41believed that
07:42you would be
07:43somehow cool
07:43with my
07:44right
07:45pube fetish
07:46james lisa would
07:46never be cool
07:47with your
07:47pube fetish
07:48get out there
07:49finally
07:49hot tip
07:50there's another
07:51hot tip
07:51i'll share my
07:52pube fetish
07:53with somebody
07:53who cares
07:53like chuck
07:54yeah
07:54whoa look at
07:56all of those
07:57where did you
07:58get all those
07:59let me show you
08:00come in here
08:01we can josh
08:02around too
08:03yeah
08:03maybe we'll
08:04find some more
08:04let's throw them
08:05up in the air
08:06confetti
08:07happy new year
08:09pube feti
08:10oh wow
08:11they don't sell that
08:11they don't
08:12for good reason
08:12not yet
08:16thank you