Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Florida who admitted he had meth hidden in his butt cheeks during a roadside traffic stop. He whispered it so quietly and the show imagines this is how Chuck would act as well.
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00:00Let's head into another man's ass next.
00:10Okay.
00:10Police in Florida just tracked down a 35-year-old guy named Andrew Croswell,
00:14who was involved actually in a hit-and-run crash.
00:17Andrew apparently hit a cyclist.
00:19Thankfully, the victim wasn't seriously hurt.
00:20But when the cops got up with Andrew, he said he didn't stop because he didn't think he'd hit anyone.
00:25When asked about the damage on his vehicle, he said,
00:27Oh, yeah, I think I hit a curb.
00:30The cops suspected the dude may have been on drugs, may have even had some drugs on him,
00:34and they got him to admit that he did have some meth where the sun don't shine.
00:40Here's how that played out.
00:43Do you have anything on you that's going to poke me, stick me,
00:45probably any guns, knives, drugs, bombs, narcotics, anything of that nature?
00:50So you are going to be going down to county jail, okay?
00:53You are under arrest.
00:54I'm going to tell you the same thing I tell everybody else.
00:57All right, do you have anything on you that you fail to let me know right now,
01:01or you don't find her in the search of your person?
01:04He makes it into the county jail, excuse me, that's from contraband.
01:06It's a third-degree fountain, okay?
01:08Do you have anything on you?
01:10I'm giving you an amnesty, dude.
01:11Andrew, look right here.
01:14That was Clarus.
01:15Is there anything on you, dude?
01:17They know it's in this box, don't they?
01:19I'm trying not to screw you here.
01:20Is there anything on you?
01:21Use your words.
01:22Just what what Kikowsky means by amnesty is not,
01:25it's for the fact of saving you from having to get extra charge in there.
01:30Not saying if you give us something now, you're not going to get charged with that,
01:32because you will.
01:33You're going to get charged with it anyway.
01:34You just don't want you to get an extra felony by bringing it into the jail.
01:38Because they don't find it.
01:38They have body scanning machines.
01:39They find everything.
01:40You don't seem like a bad guy, dude, but you don't need to screw yourself.
01:43Here's the thing, too.
01:45You didn't give it a quick note.
01:46That means you have something.
01:47You just don't want to say it.
01:48We're going to find it, so you just help us out and tell us where it's at.
01:52Here comes the gloves.
01:53This guy's putting gloves on.
01:54He's getting ready.
01:55We're going to find it.
01:56I'd be like, he's got to go ahead, check us out.
01:59What's in your cheeks, man?
02:02Spread your cheeks for us.
02:04Here we go.
02:05Oh, he's...
02:06Let's just find it, he said.
02:08He just said, yes, I got meth in my ass.
02:19So, he tried to jiggle it out.
02:23He said it very quietly.
02:24Well, yeah, I mean, he's telling people he's got something up his butt, right?
02:27So, there he is trying to jiggle it out, and that is not working.
02:31So, the cops freed one of his hands so he could dig through his own backside.
02:36He didn't want to do it.
02:38And that's when the meth came out there.
02:40I got meth in my ass.
02:42I'm sorry, sir.
02:42What did you say?
02:43Sorry, we're going to give you one chance, sir, to tell us what happened.
02:47Sir, one chance to tell us.
02:48Do you have anything on your person?
02:49I sure do.
02:50No, we can't.
02:51We need to be loud and clear.
02:53Look right here in front of the camera, sir.
02:55Do you have anything on your person you should not have?
02:59I have meth in my ass.
03:00I'm sorry.
03:00No, again, sir, there's too much noise here on the scene.
03:03You must be loud and clear.
03:05What do you have on you, sir?
03:07I.
03:08Yes.
03:09Have.
03:10Yes.
03:10Have.
03:11No, again, you're not.
03:13You need.
03:14It's going to be a felony charge, and we've got to go in there.
03:17I'm just telling you.
03:18I'm getting the gloves on.
03:19I have.
03:20Yes.
03:21No, again.
03:22You've got to say it loud and clear for the camera to hear.
03:25Mass, there's mess in my ass.
03:26There we go.
03:28Jiggle it out.
03:29Jiggle it out.
03:30It's not coming out.
03:31Get your hand back there.
03:32Fish it out.
03:33I'll just grab it.
03:34It's deep.
03:35He was playing a semantics game, not on my person.
03:38In my person.
03:39In my person.
03:40Exactly.
03:40That's not mine.
03:41I don't know how it got there.
03:42I was at a New Jersey Devils game.
03:44It's not on me.
03:45It's in me.
03:45He couldn't jiggle it out, so this is when I believe they let one of his hands go free
03:49so he can fish it out himself.
03:51Oh, this poor guy with the gloves.
03:54I thought he was going to get in there and get after it, but.
03:57He's getting ready to, but you still need gloves with this guy.
04:00He still couldn't get it.
04:02Man, I've never seen them actually do a roadside cavity search here on camera, but this is playing
04:10out.
04:11They, yeah, they're thorough.
04:15These officers are thorough.
04:16We pushed it to the limit.
04:18He was going to stand, but once he got the glove and was right about to get in there, he
04:23gave.
04:23Yeah.
04:23Yeah.
04:24Pretty quickly.
04:25Yeah.
04:26Yeah.
04:26It was all serious.
04:27It's all fun and games until your hand's about to be in a man's butt.
04:31And then you're just like, you know what?
04:33Let's take these cups off and let's let him, we don't think he's a flight risk here.
04:38Oh, God.
04:39So, yeah, they let him go in himself and pull it out.
04:44I, I will say this.
04:46Do you believe that it is a extra charge and they were being kind of nice to the guy by
04:53saying, hey, man, smuggling it into a facility?
04:56That's what I'm saying.
04:57Right.
04:57So because like their, their whole thing where they were like, Hey, you are going to get
05:00charged.
05:01If you have meth in your ass, we know you have meth in your ass.
05:04Just tell us.
05:06I do think they were kind of trying to do the guy a favor.
05:08I think, I mean, he is hit and run crash.
05:11Yeah.
05:11I mean, it's not good.
05:12His life.
05:13No, he's got other charges.
05:14He's got to worry about leaving the scene of a crash, possession of meth and possession
05:17of drug paraphernalia, but still not another felony charge.
05:20I think they're just trying to get that drug charge too, but probably, probably they got
05:24it out of him.
05:26They sure did.
05:26And for sure they did.
05:27Yeah.
05:28Yeah.