Second Date Update - He Was Playing A Creepy Name Game
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00:00Hey, what's up? It is JR talking about the 7-15 second date update between Josh and Marissa.
00:05You know that Eminem song, My Name Is? Yeah, we didn't really get that from Josh.
00:10We thought we did, and it'll make a lot of sense when you listen to this, but Marissa was freaked out.
00:15Lana actually compared him to a certain Netflix documentary, which was odd as well.
00:21You can check it out right now. Leave a comment, but I would be freaked out about this too. Check it out.
00:24We were trying to help out Josh this morning on the 7-15 second date update.
00:30He has not heard back from his date. Marissa, he sounds very even-keeled.
00:34I feel like he's really thought this through. I feel like he's very just confused on what's going on, like genuinely confused.
00:40Well, and sounds very mature. I mean, you know, the way that he spoke about her and the conversations that they were having, talking about work and life.
00:48And they even discussed, you know, having families and stuff one day.
00:51Yeah, I think they have similar goals for sure.
00:53We actually have Marissa on the phone. Kevin was able to get her on hold here. Let's bring her back on with us.
00:58Marissa, are you there?
00:59I'm here. Hi.
01:01Hey, Marissa. I appreciate your time this morning. I'll just get to it.
01:04We wanted to ask you about Josh. We heard you guys went to Finley's in Largo, had a couple beers and some dinner there.
01:10And he just talked really highly of you and talked about how you guys have a lot of common goals, a lot of common things in your lives.
01:16And really wanted to see you again and thought the date went well.
01:19But he has reached out trying to set up another date and you kind of have not responded.
01:23So what's going on?
01:25Well, I don't know if you guys know this, but his name is not Josh.
01:31What?
01:31What's his name?
01:34I do not know.
01:35I asked him that and he wouldn't tell me.
01:39Wait a minute.
01:40How do you know this?
01:42So we're sitting there and, you know, we were, you know, just when we first sat down talking to each other.
01:48And I said, it's so funny that your name is Josh because I have two other guy friends named Josh.
01:53And he goes, oh, well, Josh is not really my, it's not my real name.
01:57It's, you know, I'm starting a whole new chapter of life.
02:00And so I'm, I want to be Josh from now on.
02:03And I'm like, is he in witness protection?
02:05Yeah.
02:06I don't know.
02:07I'm like, why?
02:08What's going on?
02:09Like, what, what's your real name?
02:11Oh, I don't want to go into it.
02:12You know, and I'm like, well, what happened in your life that you, you know, why this new whole new chapter?
02:17Oh, that's in my past.
02:18No, I just really want to move on from it.
02:20So I don't want to say something like that and then not expect to be questioned about it.
02:25Right.
02:26Exactly.
02:26So that put a whole weird feel, you know, like, like, what am I allowed to talk about?
02:31What am I allowed to ask about?
02:33Like, how can I feel?
02:33Who is sitting across from me right now?
02:36Exactly.
02:37Marissa, that's super strange.
02:38And I even asked him, hey, was there any strange subject that came up?
02:42And he said, no.
02:42And I feel like that's a pretty strange one.
02:44Well, listen, I feel like I would totally be turned off by that, Marissa.
02:48We actually have Josh with us, too.
02:50And I, well, quote unquote, Josh.
02:52I want to bring him back on and see if we can get some answers.
02:55Um, hey, Josh?
02:58Yes.
02:59Hello.
02:59Is that accurate?
03:00That's not really your name?
03:02It is.
03:02It is now.
03:03That's my name.
03:04Josh.
03:04Yeah.
03:05Have you changed this thing legally?
03:07Uh, no, not legally.
03:08I just, you know, that's who I've decided to become now.
03:11Josh, your middle name?
03:12Exactly.
03:13Last name?
03:13Is it your middle name?
03:14Anything?
03:14Father's name?
03:16No.
03:17I'm trying to get a fresh start and move on from my past.
03:20From what?
03:21And so I, well, I mean, that's for me and for my past and my mind only.
03:28You know, I just, Josh is who I am now.
03:30I'm moving forward.
03:31I'm trying to, you can't be saying stuff like that when the Netflix Dahmer movies are
03:36out there right now.
03:37Oh, no.
03:38There we go.
03:39I mean.
03:40I don't think it's that.
03:41No, it's nothing like that.
03:43I'm just, you know, I call it a midlife crisis.
03:47Call it whatever you want.
03:48It's just that's who I am now.
03:50And, you know, I'm moving on.
03:51I'm trying to make a better life for myself.
03:53And, you know, Josh is what I landed on, you know, and I, you know, I've been, you
03:58know, just changing up my life, you know, I dyed my hair, you know, I don't know if
04:02you know this, Marissa, I used to be blonde.
04:04Wow.
04:05Come on.
04:06It doesn't look dyed.
04:07I didn't even think about that.
04:08No.
04:09But Josh, let me ask you something.
04:11Like, is there something, man, I don't know.
04:13I don't want to get, is there something that you're hiding from, like hiding from, or is
04:18there something that, I mean, this is really just a, I want to change
04:21up my life.
04:22No, just who I was before is not what I want to be anymore.
04:26So now, you know, Josh is my new persona and that's who he's going to be, you know,
04:32he's got brunette hair, you know, he dresses nice, he wants a career and a family and that's
04:39what he's going to do.
04:40Oh, boy.
04:41I mean.
04:42Well, I wish him a lot of luck, I'll tell you.
04:45Josh, you tell him for me that I wish him luck.
04:48Oh, man.
04:50All right.
04:51How about, how about Greg?
04:52Would Greg suffice?
04:53Is that your real name?
04:55Oh, I mean, no.
04:59I'm so confused right now.
05:00What is happening?
05:02I just want to know what's the deal.
05:03I mean, is it a criminal record?
05:06Is it hiding from an ex?
05:08Are you trying to separate yourself from your family?
05:11Maybe something happened at work?
05:14I mean, can't get into that.
05:16I'm sorry.
05:17Joshua means God is deliverance, by the way, if anybody's wondering.
05:20I don't know.
05:20That's why I picked that up.
05:21That's next level.
05:22Well, I mean, it's also Google, but yeah.
05:26With Marissa.
05:27I had a fantastic time.
05:29I think we had a lot in common and, you know, I'd love to go out again.
05:33Well, I am not available for that.
05:38Okay.
05:39Good.
05:40All righty.
05:41Well, quote unquote, Josh, I hope you find what you're looking for, man, or someone doesn't
05:45find you or whatever it is going on in your life, man, but I'm sorry that that's not going
05:49to work out for Marissa.
05:50That would be an odd thing to hear on a first date, obviously.
05:53It's just a name, though.
05:55I know, but it's kind of important, like, what your real name is.
05:58Well, listen, Josh, thanks for coming on today.
05:59I'm sorry we couldn't make it happen.
06:01And Marissa, thank you for your time.
06:02You guys have a great day.
06:04Okay.
06:04I appreciate it.
06:05All right.
06:05Take care.
06:06No way, because you girls look up people on social media.
06:11You have to.
06:12You have to look up for your safety.
06:13That is the, I mean, the least of her concerns going on that day.
06:17I mean, if you, if a guy told you that's not really my real name, but I'm not going to
06:19tell you my real name, that is suspect.
06:21He's hiding something.
06:22He's hiding something.