MJTV: Froggy Got an Extra Bag of Nuts!
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00:00They're very...
00:00All right, I'm dumping that.
00:02What?
00:03They are.
00:04I gave her the bag.
00:05I just dumped that.
00:06Hopefully, did that...
00:07All right, so listen.
00:08I hope I was fast enough.
00:09We're doing a whole segment on peanuts.
00:14So, Fester apparently witnessed this.
00:15Fester, what happened?
00:16So, Froggy is eyeballing the vending machine here at the radio station.
00:21Eyeballing it.
00:21All right, and he's looking for something to eat.
00:23He tells me he's going to get a snack.
00:24And he...
00:25I saw him.
00:26He just innocently kind of put his hand on it and leaned against it.
00:30He didn't shake it.
00:31He didn't knock it off its foundation or anything like that.
00:33He just leaned against it.
00:34And then, boom, what fell, Froggy?
00:37Scored some free crackers.
00:39Peanut butter crackers.
00:41Cheddar crackers.
00:41Cheddar crackers.
00:42Cheddar filling.
00:42Lean against the machine and crackers fall out.
00:44Six pack.
00:45And he's like, oh, my God.
00:46Fester, look at this.
00:47Look, I got peanut butter crackers.
00:49So, I'm like, what a score.
00:51Great.
00:51He goes, then he puts his money in.
00:53And Froggy, he likes to eat nuts in the morning.
00:57I love nuts in the morning.
00:58Do you like nuts?
00:59In the morning, especially.
01:00Do you like nuts?
01:03Froggy's...
01:04Every morning, if it was up to him, he'd get a...
01:07Do you like nuts?
01:09Get a bag of nuts and just eat them.
01:11He has a bag of nuts right now.
01:12I love that.
01:12There's a little area.
01:13Isn't the squirrel mounted on the wall in the Plantfish commercial and asks the question,
01:18Do you like nuts?
01:20MJ, you want a nut?
01:21No.
01:22So, what is it?
01:22They're Planters peanuts, right?
01:24Planters salted peanuts.
01:26Yes.
01:26He puts in his dollar.
01:27Hits the number.
01:29Two nuts fall.
01:30All right.
01:31So, he got a free pack of cheesy crackers by leaning on the machine, and then you put
01:36in the money to buy the product you originally wanted, and...
01:38Yes.
01:39Double nuts.
01:40This day is going to go well for Froggy.
01:42I tell you what.
01:43Two nuts.
01:43I am doing something right.
01:45Two bags of nuts.
01:45And I gave one bag to Roxanne, the nuttiest.
01:48Yes, he did.
01:48It's anatomically correct.
01:50That's right.
01:51But you're two nuts.
01:52What?
01:52You're two bags of nuts.
01:53I've eaten Froggy's nuts.
01:54How many?
01:55What?
01:56You what?
01:56She's currently eating my nuts.
01:57What are you saying?
01:59You're eating...
02:00Well, here's the bag.
02:00He gave me a pack.
02:01He gave me a pack, too.
02:03Here's Roxanne's bag of nuts that Froggy had.
02:05So, yeah, Roxanne ate...
02:06How are Froggy's nuts, Roxanne?
02:07So, literally, my nuts are in her mouth, like right now.
02:09Salt?
02:10They're very...
02:10All right.
02:11I'm dumping that.
02:12What?
02:13They are.
02:14I gave her the bag.
02:15I just dumped that.
02:16I hope I was fast enough.
02:19We're doing a whole segment on peanuts.
02:21If you'd like to see what Froggy said, go to MJTV on MJMorningShow.com.
02:27It'll be up later today.
02:29Catch it on the pod.
02:30Delicious and salty?
02:31Unless I did not hit the dump button fast enough.
02:35You didn't need to be dumped.