MJTV: Froggy noticed something about Fester's outfit
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00:00I have a feeling I know what's going down on me.
00:03And I don't appreciate this.
00:04What did you just say?
00:05That did not sound right.
00:08That did not sound good.
00:14Now, Froggy, you made an observation about Fester.
00:18Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:19Earlier today.
00:21I don't appreciate this at all.
00:23Well, do you know where this is going?
00:24Yeah.
00:24How do you know where this is going?
00:26Because I saw him eyeballing me, and I'm like,
00:28I saw Froggy.
00:31Oh, wait a minute.
00:31You caught Froggy eyeing you?
00:33So, wait a minute.
00:34You know what this is?
00:36You know what's about to happen?
00:37I don't think he knows what I'm talking about.
00:38I saw Froggy's face light up.
00:40I have a feeling I know what's going down on me.
00:43And I don't appreciate this at all.
00:44What did you just say?
00:45That did not sound right.
00:48That did not sound good.
00:51I would like to take the last 10 seconds back.
00:55That did not sound good.
00:56He is so stupid.
00:59Shut up.
01:00So, what do you think Froggy's about to observe about you?
01:06He was looking at this stain on my shirt right here,
01:10and he's like laughing at it.
01:12I thought, no.
01:12So, wait a minute.
01:13You think this is stain related?
01:14Yeah.
01:15Because I walk out.
01:16Nope.
01:17I thought there was some sort of matter on his shirt.
01:23Now, you were right.
01:25Froggy was staring at your shirt, but it's for a whole other reason.
01:29Froggy would be.
01:29I have his spot on my shirt.
01:31Froggy, I see him looking at it as I walk out of the studio.
01:33Then in the hallway, he's like, what is that?
01:35Bird crap on your shirt?
01:36No, no.
01:36It's nothing to do with the stain.
01:38All right.
01:38So, Froggy, you even pulled a sound effect, right?
01:40I did.
01:41I did.
01:41I pulled a sound effect.
01:42I have not heard the sound effect, but the sound effect is supposed to exemplify
01:47or it's supposed to demonstrate via audio what Froggy was observing.
01:51All right.
01:51Let me hear the sound effect.
01:53Here we go.
01:55What the hell is that?
01:56Eh, you know.
02:02What is it?
02:03Are you trying to poke me?
02:05You know.
02:06Those are all.
02:06We went through all of them.
02:07If I went through.
02:08You didn't go through all five discs of the Hanna-Barbera sound effects library.
02:12Coop.
02:12What are you looking for?
02:13Tell them.
02:13We went through all of them.
02:14We went through every single one.
02:16All right.
02:16Froggy, describe what you're observing on Fester.
02:19Fester is so.
02:21Fester, don't take any offense to this.
02:24Oh, don't worry.
02:24Don't take any offense.
02:25But you are so fat right now.
02:28Right now?
02:29That your shirt, when you were walking down the hallway, your buttons were almost about
02:34to burst.
02:37Just like that.
02:39No.
02:40They were.
02:40All right.
02:41Because you're so.
02:42They were.
02:42No.
02:43This shirt.
02:43This shirt I have on.
02:44See, they do.
02:44It does work.
02:45Okay.
02:46It's like, it's what it does.
02:49There they go.
02:52And then all the fat just falls out.
02:54No, no, no.
02:54No, no.
02:54This shirt's an optical illusion.
02:56No.
02:57Fester, those buttons are so stretched out.
02:59Watch.
03:00Watch.
03:00Watch.
03:00Watch.
03:00Watch.
03:01I'll show you right now.
03:01Watch.
03:02Normal hanging placement.
03:04No.
03:04Right.
03:04Watch.
03:05Like normal hanging.
03:06The shirt's fine.
03:06But then if I move my arm forward and the armpit catches the shirt, it turns into that.
03:13Oh, my God.
03:14Those that are watching the live video stream at MJMorningShow.com on our live YouTube channel,
03:24because the whole show is now video streamed, you can see exactly what Fester just did.
03:28Oh, my God.
03:29Oh, my God.
03:30Okay.
03:31So those are the buttons going, help me.
03:33Help me.
03:34Ping, ping, ping, ping.
03:35Ping, ping, ping, ping.
03:36MJ, look at his buttons.
03:37The bottom three were bursting open.
03:40Well, what happens is they give away and they open up.
03:42I have a lot of these, like, fishing style shirts, right?
03:44And I like them.
03:45They hang really nice.
03:46Just stand like this.
03:47Look.
03:47Just stand like this.
03:48Look.
03:49Put your arms up.
03:49Look.
03:50See?
03:50Look.
03:50Right now.
03:50Right now, it's fine.
03:51Don't put your arms down.
03:52Right now, it's fine.
03:53You put them down, it's fine.
03:53It hangs all right.
03:54But when I walk with my arms and the arm catches the shirt and pulls it back, it turns it like
04:00into the sky.
04:00And that's how I saw.
04:01You're like Chris Farley in a sketch.
04:03You're like that motivational speaker guy.
04:06You're like Matt Foley.
04:07Yeah, Matt Foley.
04:08Gotta live in a van down by the river.
04:10You're smoking doobies.
04:12This is the, what is it?
04:15It's a habit fishing shirt that I bought from Sam's Club for $14.90.
04:19Well, it looks like a tarp.
04:21I bought every pastel color they have.
04:23And the only problem with them is they hang really nice.
04:25I like them.
04:26They get caught up.
04:27And they get caught up in my, like, my hello goodbye arm area.
04:30You know, that little chubby spot.
04:32And it gets caught up.
04:33It pulls back.
04:33And then all the buttons are like, hey, me.
04:38Look at the buttons.
04:39Hey, me.
04:39Maybe the sound does work.
04:43We were looking at it.
04:46Yeah.
04:47Don't insult it.
04:48This is a nice shirt.
04:49Fester's buttons are going to pop off and take somebody's eye out.
04:52I was afraid.
04:53I was running from shrapnel.
04:55We're going to have to start wearing safety goggles in here.
04:57That's what we're going to need.
04:58I was trying to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get