MJTV: Froggy Found A Dead Bird On His Trash Can And Suspects Fowl Play
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00:00All right, we're going to get this image up, and this is very strange.
00:05I don't like it.
00:05I couldn't sleep.
00:06Well, I think this is a warning sign.
00:09I think this is like a mafia warning sign.
00:12And you think it's a sign from a specific group.
00:15I think it's a sign from karma, life in general.
00:18No, no, this is a sign from a specific individual.
00:21I think it might be retribution.
00:23No, Roxanne, this is a specific individual, we think,
00:27that is threatening Froggy after an incident.
00:30There's no way it's a sign from God.
00:32All right, now, here's...
00:34The way it happens, there's no way.
00:35God doesn't care about you.
00:36Here's the deal.
00:38Froggy got into an altercation with a neighbor.
00:43All right?
00:45Froggy's dog is out on the dock.
00:48Are you getting the image to Coop?
00:50Did you get it to him?
00:50Coop has it right now.
00:51He's going to have it up at MJMorningShow.com in momentarily.
00:54Froggy, this was about three weeks ago.
00:56When was this?
00:56It was three weeks ago or so was the altercation.
01:00Froggy's dog is out on the dock in the backyard,
01:04and Froggy's dog is barking at a boat that's going by.
01:08It's a neighbor, like a couple of houses down on the canal,
01:13and the dog is barking at the neighbor.
01:15So the neighbor's going really slow, right?
01:17Yeah, in the canal.
01:17You know, wake zone, you're in the neighborhood.
01:19So the neighbor pulls next to Froggy's dock and grabs one of those air horn blaster cans,
01:26holds it into Froggy's dog's face, and goes,
01:29Yeah, this guy's known for this around the neighborhood.
01:33He's never done it to my dog until that day.
01:36Froggy picks up a baseball.
01:37My greatest pitch ever.
01:40From his yard and hurls it at the guy, and it smacks the guy in the elbow, you said?
01:45In the arm?
01:45Yeah, right in the left elbow.
01:47It was such a good shot.
01:49And the guy just takes off.
01:51And I was waiting for the last few weeks, so I'm like, okay.
01:54I'm waiting for the guy to get a letter for the cops to show up.
01:57Waiting for Kemp, Rouge, and Green to...
02:00Anything.
02:01They're coming after you.
02:02I'm like, the cops are going to be here probably for assault charges.
02:05Nothing.
02:06Nothing.
02:07Until yesterday.
02:10Guess what shows up outside of Froggy's house laying on top of the trash can.
02:14This is right in front of your garage?
02:16Yeah, I went to go take out some recyclables,
02:19and on my recycling garbage bin was a dead animal.
02:26Oh.
02:26It's a bird.
02:28It is a deceased bird on the top of the trash can lid.
02:34And you see his wings are sort of been spread out.
02:36There's no way he, like...
02:37Yeah, landed like that.
02:38Yeah, there's no way he landed like that.
02:40A bird would not die like this photo.
02:43He wouldn't go to rest there.
02:44Froggy, that's on the blue can.
02:45That's not a recycling can.
02:46The recycling can's green.
02:47My recycling can is blue.
02:49It is?
02:50Yeah.
02:50I think you've been doing it wrong.
02:52No.
02:52You've been doing it wrong all this time?
02:54Oh, my God.
02:55Uh-oh.
02:55In South Tampa, we have the blue can is the trash can.
03:00Yeah, mine's blue.
03:01We have a green can.
03:03Maybe, are you county?
03:04Oh, dude.
03:04I don't know.
03:05Maybe it's county versus city.
03:06I'm like froggy.
03:06I have blue.
03:07Yeah, I'm county.
03:08Green is just rubbish.
03:09I have a gray one that's rubbish, and then I have a blue one that's recycled.
03:12For us, blue is trash in South Tampa, and green is recyclable.
03:17Anyway.
03:17All right.
03:17What color is for the dead animals?
03:19All right.
03:19Anyway, there's a dead bird, like, laid out on the trash can, and are you showing the camera?
03:24I'm trying to.
03:25You're a little closer.
03:26You're a little closer.
03:27I can't reach.
03:28There's a dead bird.
03:29Hey, give me that.
03:30I'll hold it on my camera.
03:31Hey, I got a cracked screen, so.
03:32Oh, that's right.
03:33Fester.
03:34Why don't you get a new phone?
03:35All right.
03:35Is that a good shot, Coop?
03:36Can you see that?
03:37Yeah, the image is up on MJMorningShow.com right now.
03:39All right.
03:39So, we're showing the camera because we're recording this for MJTV.
03:42And there's no mark.
03:43You know, I did a little bit of investigating because I'm looking for a mark on the wall.
03:47Did you do a little bird autopsy?
03:48I did.
03:49Did you perform a necropsy?
03:50I threw that thing right in the canal.
03:52Yeah.
03:52But, I noticed no mark on the wall where it could have flown and hit the wall.
03:58There's a little bit of a roof over that section where those go.
04:02Are you dumb?
04:03Birds just don't hit walls.
04:05I think your intuition is correct.
04:07I think that your neighbor is sending you a message that, dude, you're marked.
04:13I'm leaving a dead bird outside of your house.
04:16I'm watching you.
04:17He's doing the whole, like, Robert De Niro, meet the fuckers thing, you know, the meet the parents.
04:21The eye points.
04:22His eyes to your eyes.
04:24Yeah, the two fingers to the eye and then watching you.
04:26He's doing Revenge is a Dish.
04:28Best served cold.
04:29More like De Niro movie when he was Max Cherry.
04:31What was the name of that movie?
04:32Hey, Roxanne, can you look up, like, the symbolism?
04:35I've already done it.
04:36Is it like a gang or a mafia thing, like leaving a dead bird?
04:39Does that have some kind of...
04:40So, this is like the second segment where we brought up gang signs.
04:43Oh, I know the dead fish.
04:45I know in The Godfather, they left the horse head in the guy's bed, right?
04:47Right.
04:48And then the dead fish sleeping with the fishes.
04:50What's a dead bird?
04:50Well, that's what we need to find.
04:52Flying in heaven?
04:52Now we need to find out.
04:54Not you.
04:55But, Froggy, I think that your supposition is correct, that your neighbor has marked you.
04:59This guy is...
05:00He's sending you signs, is what it is.
05:03It's kind of creepy Twilight Zone-ish.
05:04I'd be very, very odd.
05:06Can you have a report?
05:07Well, I've just found on Google that it's something negative.
05:10So, we know that.
05:11It's something negative.
05:12Oh, my.
05:13Hey, thanks.
05:14They really narrowed it down.
05:15Hey, Roxanne, thanks for the in-depth report.
05:17Yeah, you got it.
05:18Brought to you by Google.
05:18A dead bird that sort of leaves on your trash can at your house.
05:21It's something negative.
05:22We have breaking news from the RNN, the Roxanne News Network.
05:27Apparently, a dead bird on your garbage can is something negative.
05:31Death somehow isn't positive.