MJTV: Froggy Investigates Roxanne's Bag
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00:00Do you have bottles of alcohol in your bag?
00:02Sure, I'll ask the questions.
00:04Ma'am, do you have bottles of alcohol in your bag?
00:09Froggy just asked me if I could just stop what I was doing for just a minute.
00:14Froggy is suspicious of something.
00:17Froggy apparently observed or heard something.
00:20Now, you're about to level an accusation, and you need to conduct a search.
00:26I'm going to need to confiscate something.
00:28You need to what?
00:29Confiscate.
00:30Say it slowly.
00:32Confiscate.
00:33I need to confiscate something in the room.
00:35There's no N.
00:36It's not like confidence.
00:38I'm confident.
00:39I need to confiscate.
00:41Really?
00:41There's no N?
00:43Confiscate.
00:44It's not confiscate.
00:46Well, in my world, it's confiscate.
00:49I'm going to need to confiscate somebody's packages and search them with my search wand.
00:55Hold on a minute.
00:56First of all, can you please...
00:58First of all, you're derailing...
01:00Yes?
01:00Stop hitting the microphone with my search wand.
01:04Froggy's got a search stick.
01:05I need to search.
01:07All right.
01:07Hold on.
01:07What are you...
01:09What are you...
01:11What is the allegation?
01:13What are you alleging?
01:14Somebody walked out of the studio with a big bag, and I heard some paraphernalia in the bag, I believe.
01:20All right.
01:21Hold on.
01:22Somebody walked out of the studio a few minutes ago.
01:25Yes.
01:26And you heard what?
01:27Describe the sound that you heard.
01:29I heard...
01:30Clink, clink.
01:31Clink, clink, clink.
01:32You heard clinking in somebody's bag.
01:34Yes.
01:35Now, I did not leave the studio.
01:37But right when I heard it, I directed my attention to you, and I said, did you hear that, sir?
01:43And you said no.
01:44It was not Fester, so the other person that left the studio would have been Roxanne, and
01:50Roxanne, were you carrying a big bag when you left the studio?
01:53I did just leave the studio with the big bag.
01:55All right.
01:56And where is that big bag, ma'am?
01:57And Froggy says that he heard clinking in the bag, and Froggy, what is it...
02:01Just cut to the chase.
02:02Chase, what is it exactly you're alleging?
02:04I believe that I heard a bottle of alcohol in your bag, ma'am, and I'm going to need to
02:08confiscate it to search it.
02:10So Froggy's...
02:11Stop.
02:12Bring me your bag.
02:14Froggy's got like a metal wand stick.
02:16Okay, that's his fake microphone when he does game show hosting.
02:18Yes, I have an announcement to make.
02:20I need to search your bag.
02:22Froggy's got his metal...
02:24He's got a little stick.
02:26Who is it?
02:26Is it like at Disney, where when you go to Disney, they search your bags?
02:29If you look closely, sir, you can see it's a back scratcher.
02:33But no, seriously...
02:34It's a telescoping wand.
02:36I think all the theme parks have like a...
02:38Or you know what?
02:39Also, if you go to like Amelie Arena, or you go to like Ray J, and they're doing bag checks...
02:44Oh yeah, they search for the stick.
02:45Yeah, the security guys, they have that stick that they'll kind of poke through a woman's
02:49purse.
02:49Just like this one.
02:50All right, so Froggy wants to poke through Roxanne's...
02:53Okay, you're not poking through any of my stuff.
02:55Ma'am, you have no say in this, as if this is Froggy Airlines, and I need to check your
03:00baggage.
03:01They're going to be confiscated.
03:02You're going to be arrested.
03:04You're going to be detained by Froggy TSA.
03:06Security?
03:07Security?
03:07Please grab her big bag.
03:08You are security.
03:10Oh.
03:10Well, okay, I will then.
03:12Oh, no.
03:14I took it down the hall.
03:16I don't want to have a standoff here.
03:17I left the...
03:17Can you please give me the big bag that made the clicking sound?
03:20Oh, you removed it.
03:21You don't have the bag in the studio right now.
03:23No, I put it in a different studio.
03:25I know where it is.
03:25I'll be right back.
03:26All right, no, hold on, hold on.
03:27You can't invade her privacy by going through her bag.
03:31All right.
03:31Ma'am, do you give me permission to search your bag?
03:34You're not going to poke around with that stick in my bag.
03:36Do you give me permission to poke your bag?
03:40Ma'am, she'll poke your bag.
03:42All right.
03:43So, Roxanne...
03:44She's not letting me search it.
03:46Rox, do you have...
03:47I do have a bag, but it's not in this room.
03:49Do you have...
03:50Hang on.
03:51Okay.
03:51Do you have bottles of alcohol in your bag?
03:54Sure, I'll ask the questions.
03:55Ma'am, do you have bottles of alcohol in your bag?
03:58How do you think I get through this show?
04:00I'm going to need to search that bag.
04:02Where is it?
04:02Stop hitting the microphone.
04:03Where's the bag?
04:04Stop clicking the microphone with that stick.
04:08How about up here?
04:09No, don't do that either.
04:10I stuck the bag in Pat George's office.
04:14Roxanne.
04:15Yes.
04:16Something's going on here.
04:17For all you think that you've got bottles of alcohol in...
04:19So what if I do?
04:21Do you?
04:22I mean, what does it matter?
04:24What, did you hear a slush or did you hear a clink?
04:27I heard a clink, clink, clink.
04:28Okay, well, you're going to be very embarrassed when you see what the clink, clink, clink is.
04:30Oh, God.
04:31Do you want to go get your bag and prove him wrong?
04:34Okay, yeah, I'm going to go do it, so...
04:36Can you run?
04:37Ma'am, please.
04:38Roxanne doesn't run for anybody.
04:39I've got a lot to do in this segment here.
04:41Ma'am, please.
04:43Roxanne is out of the room now.
04:44I think I know.
04:45I think she has booze in her bag.
04:47You think she has alcohol in her bag?
04:49I think so.
04:49I heard it.
04:50You think she's boozing up during the morning show?
04:51I don't know if it's during the morning show because she seems sober, but...
04:54Froggy, this is a pretty serious accusation.
04:56Well, for her to seem so sober, you drink so much.
04:58Also, by the way, she's unattended with this bag.
05:01She could be stashing the stuff somewhere right now.
05:02Son of a...
05:03Guys, she has seen a little loopy lately.
05:05You should have followed her.
05:06Ma'am, ma'am.
05:07All right, here she goes.
05:09You know, because when you're like a TSA, they don't let you touch the bag.
05:12No.
05:12When they pull your bag aside, if you try to reach for your bag, they'll yell at you.
05:17All right, ma'am, we need to confiscate this.
05:19No, it's not confiscate.
05:21This is heavy.
05:22Wait a minute.
05:22Are you letting him search your bag, Roxanne?
05:25I wouldn't let him search your bag.
05:26All right, hang on a minute.
05:28Let's start with this pocket right here.
05:31Froggy's going through, Roxanne.
05:35Accept some wires.
05:36Froggy, I got...
05:37Froggy, don't throw stuff.
05:39Wires.
05:39Stop.
05:40That's a laptop charger.
05:42More wires.
05:43Stop throwing her stuff.
05:44All right, nothing there.
05:46All right, ma'am.
05:47Everything seems to be clear so far.
05:48Is that a remote radio broadcast bag that has all of your wires and auxiliary microphones in?
05:52Froggy, stop throwing the...
05:54Wait a minute.
05:54Imagine that.
05:55I work at a radio station.
05:56Froggy...
05:57Wait a minute.
05:58Froggy's found something.
05:59He's reaching for something.
06:01Froggy, you got to hurry up.
06:02I got a lot to do in this segment here, and you're...
06:05It's a microphone.
06:09No.
06:10No, that's not it, man.
06:11She's got two microphones.
06:12That's not it.
06:16Hold on.
06:16Oh, the metal...
06:17Here, give them to MJ.
06:19Metal mic stands.
06:21Oh.
06:22Oh, so that's what the clinking was.
06:24Wait, bang them again?
06:27Okay, ma'am.
06:28I think you're clear.
06:29Do it into your microphone.
06:30Do it.
06:32So, you're carrying these metal mic stands with those heavy black metal bases?
06:38Yes.
06:38And that was clinking around in your bag, and Froggy thought it sounded like vodka bottles.
06:42Wait a minute, ma'am.
06:43What is this big bag of brown powder?
06:47Oh, cinnamon.
06:48Okay, you're good.
06:49All right, Froggy, you owe Roxanne an apology.
06:52You were accusing her of...
06:54Nefarious stuff.
06:55I'm going to need you to clean this up, ma'am.
06:57Froggy just threw her stuff.
06:59Froggy, search...
07:00You would be the worst TSA guy ever.
07:02Thanks for, like, poking around in that bag and getting everything all discombobulated now.
07:06And throwing people's crap all over the airport floor.
07:09All right, everybody, she's clear.
07:13You can proceed to your flight now.
07:15Go ahead.
07:16Sorry you missed your flight, ma'am.
07:17You are the worst security agent ever.
07:20But you see where I...
07:21I made a mistake, but you see where it sounded like booze, right?
07:24Was I off?
07:25I mean...
07:25It was clinking like bottles.
07:26In backwoods law enforcement, that would be probable cause.
07:29We got probable cause of surgery.
07:31Hey, I hear booze in here.
07:33There was some clinkeration going on, absolutely.
07:35There was some clinkeration going on, absolutely.