MJTV: Froggy's Intimacy Issue with His Neighbors
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00:00Why are they fighting?
00:01Are they wrestling?
00:03I go, they must be watching Monday Night Raw.
00:05I don't know.
00:05Everybody was kung fu fighting.
00:10What time of night is this?
00:12This always happens in our backyard.
00:14So it's got to be, what, a dusk?
00:16Dusk, because that's when we fish.
00:18It's always the same time when the sun is almost just about down is when this happens.
00:23All right, and this is a neighbor's house?
00:25Yeah, a neighbor across the water.
00:26All right, so Froggy lives in the town and country area.
00:30He's on the water, on a canal.
00:32Is Kenan Thompson still across the way?
00:34Yes, yes.
00:35He's never there, but his wife is there, the lovely wife.
00:38I just saw that Kenan Thompson signed a $1 million book deal.
00:42Good for him.
00:43He's on a tear, huh?
00:44That's it?
00:45I thought it would be a little bit more.
00:46Apparently, I don't know, guaranteed $1 million.
00:48He just signed a million.
00:49I guess that would be the advance.
00:51He got a million bucks.
00:52He's writing some kind of Kenan Thompson funny book.
00:56Sweet.
00:57Maybe he'll mention the guy that stares at his wife while he's fishing.
00:59I mean...
01:01All right, so the issue is, Froggy has water behind his house.
01:04He's on a canal.
01:05And then the canal's not too wide.
01:07And you can see the house is right...
01:08Oh, yeah, clear as day.
01:09...right across the other side of the canal.
01:11What is the issue that's occurring?
01:13The issue is, across the water, there's an activity that happens with the people that
01:19live there quite often at this time.
01:23So this is right at dark?
01:25Yes, yes.
01:26And it starts to get dark outside.
01:27And we like to night fish.
01:29How often does this happen?
01:30Is it once a week?
01:31Is it twice a week?
01:32Is it once a couple times a week?
01:33Really?
01:34This is like 5.30, 6 p.m.
01:37No, no.
01:37No, later.
01:38This is when it's darker.
01:39When it's dark.
01:40Well, now...
01:41Now it's earlier.
01:42Now, this was happening when, obviously, the sun went down at like 7.30 or so.
01:47But now the sun...
01:48Now it's getting dark right at like 6.
01:51Yeah.
01:51Sunsets like 5.40 or something.
01:53Yeah, and it's like totally dark, like 6.10, 6.15 now.
01:56It's always dark out when it happens, trust me.
01:58All right, so explain exactly what you're seeing and what your kids are seeing.
02:03What, Max and Wally?
02:04What's his name?
02:05Skippy.
02:05No, Luke.
02:06Max and Luke.
02:07Max and Luke.
02:08Max is what, 9 or 10 now?
02:09Yeah, he's about to be 10 and Luke is 7.
02:12And then Luke is 6.
02:147.
02:157.
02:157, yes.
02:15Just turned 7.
02:16What are you guys saying?
02:18So we're out in the back fishing and a couple times a week, if we look to our left across
02:22the water, there's an...
02:24Oh, like, what is it called?
02:25The glass that you can sort of see through?
02:27It's like a...
02:27It's like the glass tile, right?
02:29Like a frosted...
02:30Yeah.
02:31It would be...
02:31Window.
02:32Opaque.
02:33Opaque is the word I'm looking for.
02:34Opaque.
02:35Are they those like square, bubbly looking ones?
02:37No, no.
02:38That's glass block.
02:39Okay.
02:40They're not square cubes.
02:41Just come to me for all of your architectural terms, okay?
02:44I know.
02:44I know you'd know it.
02:45So imagine a window like our door.
02:47It's like half of this.
02:49So is it about five feet?
02:51Yeah, yeah.
02:51So it's almost like a white frost or...
02:55A white frosted window.
02:56Opaque.
02:57That leads to their bathroom, like...
03:00So light can go in, but you really can't...
03:03You can't see definition and detail.
03:06But you can see outlines and you can see a shadow.
03:08Oh, okay.
03:09And the thing is, this window, because I've been to these people's house, it goes...
03:14So if this is the window right here, this is their shower.
03:18So the opaque window is in their shower.
03:21Wait a second.
03:21Oh, it's like a pool bath or...
03:23Yeah, it's like a...
03:24It's a shower.
03:24So is there a door, like, to get into this?
03:26Is it like an outdoor bathroom that you can access from the inside and the outside?
03:30I suppose.
03:31I don't know if you could access it.
03:32This sounds like the worst house design ever.
03:34Okay, we're going to put all the windows in the shower.
03:35So they have a shower with, like, a glass window that is...
03:40Big window.
03:40It might be glass block, MJ.
03:42He doesn't know.
03:43It's not.
03:44It's opaque because you can see their perfect outlines of them.
03:47All right.
03:47And so when they're showering...
03:50Uh-oh.
03:51You can see...
03:52And this is the intimacy part.
03:54And they're doing it a couple times a week.
03:58In the shower?
03:59And it is clear as day.
04:00You can see, like, the shadowy outlines.
04:03You can see the...
04:05That's just me clapping.
04:07I'm just saying.
04:08Now, what can we compare...
04:09What...
04:10And it's...
04:11There's, like, a TV show or a movie where you've seen, like, these shadows.
04:16The shadowy...
04:17You know?
04:17Oh, um...
04:18Yeah, I can give you, like, a clear...
04:20James Bond-y kind of stuff?
04:21Maybe sort of...
04:22Yeah, maybe sort of James Bond-y where you have...
04:24Charlie's Angels.
04:25Or, like, a total clear outline.
04:27You don't see definition, but you see, like, total outline.
04:30It's getting to the point where, like, other neighbors are talking, like, are you seeing?
04:34Like, do they realize it?
04:35Maybe they're putting in people's faces.
04:37So, they're doing it in the shower.
04:39Yeah, yeah.
04:39And the light is on, obviously, in the shower.
04:41Yes.
04:42And when it's dark out, you're seeing the shadows of...
04:46And they're not...
04:46Let me just add this.
04:48They're not young.
04:49Okay?
04:50These are sort of like...
04:53You know, they're in their, like, 60s.
04:56What's that Pat Benatar song?
04:57We're not young!
04:59Yeah, but we do it in the shower.
05:02Is that it?
05:03So, I mean, it's happening quite often.
05:06I don't know if they're trying new things.
05:08And my kid is, like, doesn't understand what's happening when he sees this activity.
05:14Which one?
05:14The six...
05:15Both of them don't know.
05:15The seven and ten-year-old?
05:17Both of them.
05:17Neither of them.
05:17Are they saying, like, daddy...
05:19Why are they fighting?
05:20Are they wrestling?
05:21Why are they fighting?
05:22I go, they must be watching Monday Night Raw.
05:24I don't know.
05:24Everybody was kung fu fighting!
05:26So, I don't know really how to explain it, but it is clear as day.
05:31I'm good for them.
05:32That is the...
05:32At that age, though.
05:33That is the intimacy issue here on the MJ Morning Show.
05:36So, what do I tell the kids?
05:37Crystal clear right across the canal.
05:41Sounds like they're trying to set the standard in the neighborhood.
05:43It really is.
05:44It makes us all look bad.
05:45Gotta be honest.
05:46Oh, yeah.
05:47My kid's like...
05:49It's backyard shower time.
05:51Is that a two-stone pile driver, daddy?
05:53It's what?
05:54Is that an Undertaker move?
05:55It's a wrestling move.
05:57Is your kid asking for the wrestling...
05:58He's about to body slammer, dad.
06:00About to jump off the turnbuckle.
06:03Elbow drop.
06:05So, I think I'm just going to tell them.
06:06I'm going to use this opportunity to explain the birds and bees to the kid.
06:10Why don't you just take this segment and just send them an MP3 of this audio segment.
06:16No, they're lovely people.
06:17And tell them to listen to the Q105 Morning Show with the MJ team.
06:21MJ Morning Show on Q105.
06:23Monday through Friday, 6 to 10 a.m.
06:25The Q Morning Zoo.
06:25That's right.
06:26Like the jingle said.
06:27Good morning.
06:30MJ Morning Show.
06:32I'll tell you what.
06:35It's a good, good night at their house like four times a week.
06:38I'll tell you what.