MJTV: Froggy Creates More Jingles
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00:00All right, so this is the first one, right?
00:02Yeah.
00:02All right.
00:02I hope you like it.
00:03All right, here we go.
00:03I want some chicken.
00:06It's some chicken strips.
00:09It's PDQ.
00:11And it's good for you.
00:13And it tastes really damn good.
00:17All right, so that's the country one.
00:18What'd you think?
00:19Did that sound familiar to anyone?
00:21No, it's original music.
00:23I am really impressed with that froggy.
00:25But I want some chicken.
00:27Come on, guys.
00:28What do you think?
00:28It's kind of a little Darius Rucker-y sound there.
00:31Yeah.
00:32I mean, the country people are like, I do want chicken.
00:34Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:35Seriously, is that really original music?
00:37Totally original.
00:38Because Roxanne seems to think she's heard it somewhere before.
00:39Have you heard that before?
00:40I thought it was a country song.
00:42That's how good it is.
00:43It is a country song.
00:44Folks, as you listen to these, please call us up and tell us if froggy ripped off these.
00:48I might make this myself.
00:50Now, how much are you looking to sell these for to PDQ?
00:53I'm thinking about maybe between $30,000, $35,000.
00:57Okay.
00:57Well, listen, man.
00:58I put a lot of work into these things.
01:00All right.
01:00This is for...
01:01Maybe the rap audience.
01:04Okay.
01:04All right.
01:04Here we go.
01:05I want some chicken nugs.
01:08If you share some PDQ, you're going to get hugs.
01:13PDQ.
01:13And if you want to switch it up, try some bomb chicken strips.
01:18PDQ.
01:19Straws are so big, you could take some big-ass sips.
01:23PDQ.
01:23Tastes so good when that chicken tender hits your lips.
01:28That's my favorite.
01:29And that song is so good.
01:31Like, if I heard it on Wild, I would not think we were in commercials.
01:34I would just think it was a regular song.
01:35The straws are so big, you could take some big-ass sips.
01:39Yeah, I like it.
01:39Yeah.
01:40I mean, because the straws are huge.
01:41Because for the thick shakes, you need a straw the size of a, like a, like a drainage pipe.
01:47You know?
01:48Yeah.
01:48You need a straw the size of a downspout on your house.
01:52What do we have next?
01:53Okay.
01:54This, I think, is the best one.
01:56Okay.
01:57This is my Spanish version for the Spanish crowd.
02:00Okay.
02:00I think this is really going to reel them in.
02:01All right, so this, this is the Spanish version.
02:06Final one for today, right?
02:08I think you're really going to like this one.
02:09I think this would go well on the Spanish station here.
02:11I think it's really going to get people excited to eat some chicken at PDQ.
02:16Okay.
02:16All right.
02:17Here we go.
02:18And the third one.
02:20I want chicken and fries and shakes, no thighs.
02:25I want to enjoy PDQ.
02:28If you don't know, the pollo is muy bueno.
02:34I'm talking about PDQ.
02:39Ay.
02:40It's like, I'm looking for like a matador at a bullfight.
02:44Me too.
02:45Muy bien.
02:45What do you think?
02:48Because the pollo is muy bueno.
02:51Come on.
02:51Yeah, chicken is pollo.
02:53Yeah, absolutely.
02:53Okay, so that's three.
02:54You want to buy all three?
02:55Okay, that's going to be $16,000, $90,000.
02:56$105,000.
02:57Might as well do $105,000.
03:00You could actually take that to TV and do the matador taunting a chicken.
03:06MJ, come on.
03:07Did I step it up a little bit?
03:08You did step it up.
03:09Yes.
03:10You absolutely stepped it up.
03:11All right.
03:11Can I get Nick?
03:12What's his name?
03:13Nick Reeder?
03:13Can I get his number?
03:14Wait a second.
03:14Wait a second.
03:14He's texting me.
03:16He is texting me.
03:18Please, please, Scott.
03:18Please.
03:19Oh.
03:20This is it.
03:21Oh, he says the oye at the end is classic.
03:24He's like that.
03:25That's it?
03:26He loves the rap one.
03:28Yes.
03:29He said the country one is much better.
03:31He's listening.
03:32Yes.
03:32This is great.
03:32Yes.
03:33All right.
03:33Much, much better than the ripped off jingles from last week is what he said.
03:38Yes.
03:38All right.
03:39Nick, write up a contract.
03:40Give me my bag, baby.
03:42Get that loot.
03:43All right.
03:43He said he'll give you a 50-tender platter for the rights to all of the jingles.
03:51He's texting me right now.
03:53Take it.
03:53Take it.
03:54Deal.
03:55It's a deal.
03:56Deal.
03:56Yes.
03:58You'll sell them all for 50 tenders.
04:00I'll sell them for 25.
04:0150.
04:02Don't say that.
04:02Don't say that.
04:03I agree with the 50.
04:05Oh, wrong.
04:05And all the dips.
04:06I want all the dips.
04:07It's like it is.